Chapter 300: Drunken Mania (12/55)
"You... You're this... Dog-fucked teacher ......"
Just as the little radish heads were eating and drinking, Li Badao suddenly slapped the table and took out the Xuanzhong ruler directly from his own space.
Fang Bai was a little confused, looking at Li Badao, who was flushed in front of him, waving the Xuanzhong ruler with one hand, looking at himself with a hideous expression.
"How dare you fight... Beat Lao Tzu!"
Li Badao looked at Fang Bai very angrily, and suddenly a crayfish stretched out in front of him, and Li Badao, who smelled the fragrance, bit on the crayfish with a happy face, "Wait...... Wait for Lao Tzu...... After eating this...... Small... Crayfish!"
Li Badao threw his Xuanzhong ruler on the ground with a click, and then chewed the crayfish, and after the crayfish was finished, he carried his Xuanzhong ruler again, and looked at Fang Bai with a hideous face, "Spicy next door...... You forced teacher...... How dare you beat Lao Tzu?!"
"Zicheng, how long do you think Li Badao can last this time?"
"Five minutes?"
"Five minutes is too long, isn't it?"
"Let's guess how many legs he's going to lame?"
"A conservative estimate is lame. ”
"Nonsense!"
Li Zicheng and Abu cautiously stood aside and discussed.
And Ye Shen and Ye Tian are more direct.
"Bet on bet, buy and leave the hand, buy and leave. ”
"The big devil is 1 to 0.8, and Li is 1 to 100!"
Wang Yueyi looked at the teacher and student who was about to fight with some confusion, and pulled Luo Xue's clothes with some curiosity, "Why are you all called Teacher Fang's big devil?"
Luo Xue smiled and leaned on Wang Yueyi's ear and said, "You'll know when you go to class tomorrow!"
"Oh, just tell me!" Wang Yueyi said coquettishly.
"It's that Teacher Fang is very strict in class, and if you don't obey, you will be like ......" Before Luo Xue finished speaking, Li Badao picked up the ruler and rushed towards Fang Bai.
"It will be like the domineering classmate Li who is waiting. Luo Xue continued.
"Like Li Badao's classmates?" Wang Yueyi turned her head curiously to look at the battle situation in the field.
The classmates consciously gave up a lot of space for the big devil and Li Badao, and held it with one hand
The crayfish, holding a glass of beer in the other hand, watched with interest the imminent unilateral beating in front of him......
Fang Bai took a bite of the crayfish in his mouth, and spit out the shell in his mouth to the black dog, and the black dog did not refuse, chewing the lobster shell a few times and swallowing it into his stomach.
Fang Bai wiped his hands with toilet paper, and couldn't help but take a cold breath, there were too many chili peppers, and they were a little spicy and couldn't stand it.
"Stinky boy, fight quickly, your stewed soup is about to boil!" Zhou Dao, who was watching the show on the side, pointed to the kitchen, Fang Bai glanced at it, and the soup he stewed was already steaming.
"Dog-strained teacher...... Die!" Li Badao fiercely rushed towards Fang Bai with a ruler, and a huge thunder light emanated from Li Badao's body, and the sound of thunder and lightning made some weak little radish heads next to him feel nervous.
"It seems that in the past few days when the teacher has been away, some students have become wild again, which makes the teacher feel very sad!" Fang Bai sighed, flicked his right hand, and a ruler came out of his sleeve and held it.
With the momentum of thunder, Li Badao's eyes were red, and he stepped on the wooden board on the fourth floor, and even the ceiling on the third floor shook a little, if it wasn't for the quality of the passable, maybe the ceiling would be stepped out of a hole this time.
Li Badao jumped up, the Xuanzhong ruler in his hand shone with a huge thunder light, and he slashed at Fang Bai.
Boom!
Fang Bai lightly blocked Li Badao.
At the moment when Li Badao's head didn't come back to his senses, Fang Bai's body disappeared in place, and the huge sound that followed made all the little radish heads shudder......
"Smack!"
With a phantom blow, countless little radish heads could see the ruler in the big devil's hand flashing countless afterimages, with an incomparably harsh wind, directly hitting Li Badao's calf.
Li's domineering calf shook unnaturally.
"Hmm......"
"How dare you hit me...... Dare to hit me!"
Li Badao gritted his teeth in pain, and he didn't know if it was because of the effect of alcohol or psychology, Li Badao felt that it was not very painful this time, lifted the ruler, and swept away Fang Bai behind him.
Iron plate bridge down the waist!
The Xuanzhong ruler passed by Fang Bai's waist, Fang Bai's body disappeared in place again, and this time, the ruler once again made intimate contact with Li Badao's other calf.
"Uh......" Li snorted in pain, perhaps the pain stimulated him, his expression became more tyrannical, and his eyes became more blood-red.
"it...... I'm going to kill you! I'm going to kill you!"
Li Badao threw the Xuanzhong ruler at his feet, tore it up, and tore all the military training uniforms on his body, Li Badao's figure is very good, six-pack abs, water chestnut horns, strong and powerful, although he is only ten years old, but Li Badao's figure is really good......
Fang Bai likes to beat such a little radish head the most, and it will be more rewarding to fight.
"Smack!"
"Smack!"
"Smack!"
"Smack!"
The little radish head next to him only saw the big devil repeat one thing, that is, he hit Li's domineering calf, and kept beating back and forth......
And Li Badao is more and more ferocious, and the more he fights, the more ferocious he becomes.
In the end, he foamed at the mouth and was directly knocked unconscious.
"Is there any other classmate who wants to get drunk?" Looking at Li Badao on the ground, Fang Bai looked at the little radish heads next to him with some displeasure.
And this time, Wang Yueyi seemed to see herself who was drunk and crazy in the Dionysian Valley, and now she finally understood why the classmates in the class wanted to call Master the big devil......
"Don't ......" All the little radish heads shook their heads with a tone of refusal, even Bai Yu was a little nervous, after all, Li Badao was not much weaker than himself, and if he was on his own, he was just one more lame person.
"Alas, life is as lonely as snow, and invincibility is a deep loneliness. Fang Bai narcissistically touched his chin and put the ruler back.
"Stinky boy, don't beep, the soup is going to boil dry!"
", my soup!"
......
The next day, Li Badao, who woke up from the bed, tried to get out of bed.
With a snap, his feet fell unsteadily to the ground.
"Lao Tzu is lame again?"
Li Badao looked at his red and swollen legs, and looked confused, "Didn't Lao Tzu drink beer and eat crayfish yesterday?
At this time, Hu Fu came over pushing a wheelchair.
"Nonsense, what happened yesterday?" Li Badao, who was sitting on the ground, felt that he should figure things out.
"You don't know?" said Hu Shufu helplessly.
"Lao Tzu knows and still asks you?" Li Badao said angrily.
He shook his head helplessly, and recounted what happened after Li Badao got drunk yesterday.
"What about the result?" Li Badao, who listened to the process, asked, he had been drunk before, and he heard that his strength would be stronger after being drunk, if this is the case......
"The result is not here, you were crippled by the big devil......" Messy patted the wheelchair.
"What?!Then that forced teacher has nothing to do?" Li Badao was a little puzzled, he cultivated so hard, what else could that forced teacher beat?
"Wait a minute, did that teacher use his ruler?" Li Badao suddenly thought of something and asked.
"Yes, yes, after the big devil used that ruler, he blocked your full force very easily. ”