No, how can there be no paper?

Li Zicheng flipped through the place where the paper was placed, people always like to repeat their actions, as if you lost the key, you turned the bag over and over again, searched for it several times, but there was nothing.

Similarly, in the carton where the paper is placed, you can see at a glance whether there is paper or not, and Li Zicheng still turned it over several times......

Damn, there's no paper yet?!

Li Zicheng looked at the paper basket with waste paper at his feet, and a sense of despair arose.

No, I can't give up.

Everything has already happened, and we shouldn't dwell on how it happened, and the top priority is how to solve it!

Li Zicheng hurriedly searched the things on his body, and there were only three things......

mobile phones, and ...... Left hand as well, right hand.

Li Zicheng looked at these three things and fell into deep thought, the mobile phone is too precious, it is not suitable to use it in this kind of thing, besides, the surface of the mobile phone is smooth, and it is estimated that it cannot be scraped clean.

Do I have to use my hands?!

Li Zicheng looked at his left hand, and then at his right hand, and he suddenly remembered the elegant name of the toilet - bathroom.

Eh, that's right, the bathroom, isn't it just for washing hands!

Ahhh

No, I can't beat myself up!

Li Zicheng suddenly felt a burst of soreness in his stomach, held back his strength, and once again poured thousands of miles......

While he was refreshed, he suddenly had a really great idea!

He can ask if there's a tissue next door!

So, Li Zicheng hurriedly raised his hand, ready to knock on the next door, if there was no one next door, he could lift his pants, sneak into the private room next door, and then take the paper next door and wipe his buttocks......

It's just that the voice next door was the first to come out - "I'm sorry, I don't have any tissues here, can you give me some tissues?"

Hearing this, Li Zicheng went blank for an instant, not because there was no paper towel next door, but because of the voice of the voice...... It's Wang Yueyi's!

Wait, wait, isn't this supposed to be a men's restroom?

How can there be girls?

I know!

It should be a girl who accidentally walked into the wrong men's bathroom!

After all, the entrances of the men's and women's toilets are not far apart, and they are only two or three meters apart.

Therefore, the possibility of Wang Yueyi going to the wrong toilet is also very normal, and the private rooms of this toilet are very secretive, even if you go to the wrong private room, it is more difficult to peep, and the gap at the bottom can't even be plugged with a little thumb, and the thickness of the wooden board has reached the width of two thumbs, so there is no chance to peep at all.

Just when Li Zicheng was thinking nonsense, a voice came from next door on the other side of Li Zicheng.

"Yueyi, I have it here, you wait, I'll give it to you!"

This... This... Is this Chen Yue's voice?!

At this moment, there was only one thought left in Li Zicheng's head.

What is the probability that two girls go to the wrong toilet together?

One gets one, two two gets four, three three gets nine, four forty-six......

However, before Li Zicheng could figure out this math problem, suddenly, there was a crisp sound of footsteps outside the door, very crisp and loud.

Then, the voice of a third girl appeared.

"Yueyi, Chen Yue, are you looking for you, the big devil is looking for you, you have to check the recitation of the text today!" Bai Zilan's voice gave birth to a new question in Li Zicheng's heart.

What is the probability that three girls will go to the wrong toilet together?!

Li Zicheng fell into deep thought.

Then he seems, estimated, probably, probably, maybe, came to a correct conclusion.

Compared with three girls going to the wrong men's toilet, maybe the probability of one boy going to the wrong women's toilet will be a little greater.

Listening to the three girls on the left, on the right, and outside chatting hotly, Li Zicheng covered his mouth tightly!

I can't make a sound, even if I cry, I can only cry in my heart!

Otherwise, I will die, I will definitely die, my Li Zicheng's reputation is difficult to protect, maybe after I die, I will be scolded by thousands of people, I hope that the first student in the college to go to the wrong toilet......

Fortunately, until the three female classmates left the toilet, they did not find the existence of Li Zicheng.

However, here comes the problem again.

I can't stay in the women's bathroom all the time and not go out!

Of course, before I go out, I'll have to find a way to wipe my little ass.

Li Zicheng fell into deep thought again.

After careful consideration of various methods such as elimination, list, hypothesis, and backwards, Li Zicheng found that he did not have much to choose from.

He had only two options.

The first option is a multiple-choice question.

Which hand should I use?

The second option.

There was a tissue on my right, and I went to the next door with my pants to get it, but if there happened to be a girl entering the toilet at this time, then she would see a spectacle, in the toilet in the mountain behind Hope College, there was a man, carrying his pants, showing his little ass, lewdly walking to a toilet room!

I think sometimes it seems like it's good to use your hands......

Just when Li Zicheng was struggling with the question of whether it was better to use his left hand or his right hand, suddenly, Li Zicheng's mobile phone vibrate.

Li Badao: Did you kid fall off the toilet? Can you pull faster? It's been almost five minutes since you pulled! Everyone else has a baby faster than you! The dog thief is about to deal with our eighth comrade-in-arms, can you hurry up? Do you still want to hang the dog thief and beat him?

By the way, I still have comrades-in-arms!

Li Zicheng felt that he had finally found a third method, so he hurriedly turned on the text message function.

Li Zicheng: Brother Domineering, I don't have any tissues in the toilet, can you help me send some tissues? Don't worry, as soon as I go out, I will definitely drag the big devil to death!

Li Badao:, you're really troublesome, I really doubt your IQ, let's say, which compartment are you in.

Li Zicheng: I'm in the fourth cubicle of the women's toilet! I can see clearly, in the fourth cubicle of the women's toilet! It's not the men's toilet.

Then there was five minutes of silence.

In these five minutes of silence, Li Zicheng settled another battle.

Li Badao: Why did your mother go to the women's toilet? The women's toilet is more fragrant, or is it more atmospheric to?

Li Zicheng: I accidentally made a mistake.

Li Zicheng: Please, come and save me, for the sake of me for making so many contributions to the revolutionary cause......

Li Badao: Lao Tzu really beeped that big black dog, you fucking enough is enough! Forget it, I'll take the risk to save you, you wait for the women's toilet to give me a message when there is no one, I immediately rushed in and threw the paper at you, and then you immediately wiped your ass and rolled out.

Li Zicheng: Roger.