Chapter 58: Times Have Changed (Debt 1)
The twelve-ton crab was not for fun, and everyone present was given a piece of steaming crab meat. There is no industrial pollution in Loslick, the meat of the hairy crab in the forest is compact, delicious, and the special cooking method of replacing the flame with thunder and lightning retains the amino acids and minerals that are beneficial to the human body in the crab meat, supplemented by the fresh and elegant taste of the green flowers and grass, which really makes the people of New York who are used to eating junk food enjoy a feast of taste, and almost swallow their tongues into their stomachs.
Tony was dissatisfied while eating: "I'm running an industrial fair, not a food fair. ”
The fire prevention woman said: "Food can warm people's hearts, inspire fighting spirit, and is an industrial force in the spiritual world, I don't think there is anything wrong with it." How, do you have an opinion? ”
Tony smiled and said, "If you want to give me another crab alone, I'll have no problem." ”
"Yes, $2 million a piece, and Lo Slick offers free shipping and home delivery."
"$2 million?!" Tony exclaimed in surprise, "Why don't you grab it!" ”
"Because it's much faster than grabbing." The old goddess of fire prevention said: "And you don't have to pretend to be like this to deceive me. I investigated, and in '07, someone spent $330,000 on a 1.5-kilogram white truffle, and the average kilogram was about $220,000. Our hairy crabs in Los Lik are about 12 tons, which is less than $200 per kilogram, which is simply a free gift. ”
Make no mistake, you princess of Lothric, why do you care so much about our Great American food basket?
"But your crab still has a shell on the outside, and you can't eat it all."
"We will give each crab a piece of green flowers, which can not only bring out the deliciousness of the crab meat, but also significantly improve the body's energy."
Tony was stunned: "What do you mean?" ”
The fire prevention girl glanced at the little pepper next to her and said, "You can experience it yourself at night." ”
Tony immediately understood, and laughed, and the fly rubbed his hands and said, "Two, bring me two." I have a heavy taste, so the green flowers and plants give me one more. ”
You're still so wasteful at 3 soul points, be careful of the ashes!
At this time, someone in the audience asked, "Your Royal Highness, this crab meat is so delicious, can you give me another one?" ”
Make a face! Everyone has a copy, why do you want another one? The quality is too poor!
While contempt, everyone raised the small plate in their hands and shouted: "One more, we want another one!" ”
Fack, I'm not of good quality, and you're not much better!
Sorry, the crab is so delicious!
The fire prevention woman raised her hand to stop the shouts of the crowd and said: "Please rest assured, the friendship between Los Rick and the United States has a long history, the two sides have carried out active cooperation in various fields, and we are also willing to contribute to the table culture of your country, I believe that in the near future, you will be able to buy this kind of hairy crab in your local supermarket." ”
There was a burst of cheering, and someone asked, "Your Highness, as far as I know, the punishment is a terrible punishment of piercing, why is this delicacy called the punishment of the sword?" ”
The firefighter smiled and replied, "There is an allusion in this. It is said that once upon a time there was a man named Ash who was very fond of this kind of crab, and even did not hesitate to hunt secretly, and someone warned him that if he was caught, he would be punished, but he still did not change his original intention and went to hunt crabs at night, so this kind of crab has the name of Hairy Crab. ”
People wondered, "Did the ash finally hunt the crab?" ”
The fireproof woman shook her head and said, "No, he was hunted by crabs." ”
Everyone: "......"
The fireproof woman smiled: "Everyone has also seen it, the hairy crab is huge and aggressive. Only chefs who have been professionally trained for many years are qualified to cook him, so please be careful not to get hurt. ”
Everyone looks at the hairy crab that is thicker than a human and sweats, are all your chefs trained according to Rambo's standards?
At this time, a reporter suddenly asked: "Your Highness, you are the first superhero recognized by the citizens of New York." Your miraculous healing powers have allowed many to escape the pursuit of death. There is news that that kind of ability can be obtained through systematic training, and Lo Slick has long reached an agreement with the United States, and has even secretly carried out superpower training, I wonder if there is such a thing? ”
As soon as these words came out, everyone was in an uproar. If someone else becomes a superpower, wouldn't you become a slave without superpower? In an instant, all kinds of doubts and conspiracy theories were thrown out, and Tony shouted several times that silence could not be suppressed.
"Please be quiet and listen to me."
The fireproof woman shook the holy bell, and a purple circle of light spread outward, and people were surprised to find that they could only speak at a limited volume, and could no longer shout loudly.
Miracle: Silence Ban!
The miracle of the Black Church of Longor.
Together with yourself, you can seal the voices of the people around you, so as to indirectly seal the spell.
The swordsmen of the Black Church are excellent, and they live with silence and will never betray.
This miracle was learned by the firefighter girl, because Yulia was presented with a copy of the Longor's Braille book when she joined the gang.
Valuables: the Longor's Braille Sacred Book!
A book written and read aloud by Lilyanne, the three daughters of the Black Church.
I can learn the miracle of Rondaul.
That's the book that saves all the wandering spirits,
It is also a book that curses all the living,
That's why it's considered taboo.
To put it simply, this is a dark Bible...... Ahem, it's not the kind that makes people grow up baby, it's a professional textbook that records all kinds of dark miracles, written by Lillian. It seems that she is not only a powerful swordsman, but also a beautiful girl best-selling author, and it is a shame that she was killed by Vonier's deflated three.
Although the fireproof girl can't speak loudly, without magic, we still have technology. She asked Tony for a wireless microphone, and all the problems were solved.
"First of all, Lo Slick is indeed working with the U.S. government to conduct an organized miracle training course, which means training a group of professional 'light therapists' to enhance and improve the health of the country's top brass, so that they can better serve the people."
"Secondly, some offensive miracles will be strictly managed, like firearms, you must have a corresponding license to learn and use, which will be supervised by the 'Traditional Cultural Protection and Human Evolution Flame Management Department', if you have suffered any kind of magical threat anywhere, you can call the emergency number of the Fire Transmission Department '666' for help, as long as you can provide a detailed address, we guarantee to arrive at the scene within 5 seconds to protect you."
A reporter raised his hand, the firefighter nodded, and the hostess sent him a microphone.
The reporter said into the microphone: "I'm Jonah Jameson, a reporter for the Daily Clarion Journal, Your Highness the Princess, you just said it for 5 seconds, I heard you right, right?" Maybe you mean 5 minutes, after all, you are so beautiful, even if you make such a common-sense mistake, we can understand it. ”
What do you mean, do you mean I'm a vase?
But isn't Jonah Jameson of Clarion Daily the future black-hearted boss of Spider-Man.
Now his mouth is so stinky, he really deserves to be the enemy of the little spider for life.
But if you want to step on me, you're not qualified.
The fireproof woman smiled slightly: "Mr. Jameson, it wasn't me who made the mistake of common sense, it was you. ”
Jameson asked rhetorically, "You mean it's normal to arrive in five seconds?" I've never heard of such common sense. ”
"Unfortunately, that's exactly what happened." The firefighter bowed to Tony slightly, "Show Mr. Jameson, Mr. Deputy Minister." ”
Tony rolled his eyes, took out the suspension ring from his pocket and put it on, drew a circle, opened a portal, took a step, and instantly came to Jameson's side.
"Oh my God!"
"How did he do it?"
"Magic?"
The firefighter smiled, "Mr. Jameson, times have changed, and so has common sense. ”
Jameson's face was swollen and he cried out stiffly, "I suspect that this magic will infringe on the privacy and even public safety of citizens, and if this portal can go anywhere, won't bank vaults and military bases be safe anymore?" ”
The firefighter retorted: "But you can't deny the advanced nature of this technology. Think about it, if supplies from the East Coast could reach the West Coast in a matter of seconds, and His Excellency the President could inspect the tax revenues of the states in just one hour, what kind of efficiency would the whole society become. Of course, I also admit that the problem you said does exist, but we can't just choke on food, and if we encounter a problem, then solve the problem. We, the Ministry of Fire, are already assisting Congress in enacting a bill on the use of magic, and since it's an industrial fair, I don't want to be in a big deal, so I'll choose a media outlet to answer the question in detail with the public. ”
That's the scoop! Jameson immediately exclaimed, "Please choose the Clarion Daily, and we will tell this conversation openly and impartially!" ”
I still want news if I offend me, I want to eat fart!
The fire prevention girl smiled and asked, "Is the Clarion Daily the No. 1 media?" ”
Jameson blushed: "No. ”
The fireproof woman simply said: "Then forget it, I only accept interviews with the first media." ”
That's too bullying, isn't it?
Jameson was about to taunt two sentences, but the fire girl said again: "Mr. Jameson, let the Clarion Daily be the first media, I am waiting for your interview!" ”
As soon as this sentence came out, the original discrimination immediately turned into encouragement, and Jameson not only lost his anger, but also ignited his ambition, and he said loudly: "Rest assured, Your Highness Princess, one day you will be sitting in the interview room of the Clarion Daily!" ”
The fireproof woman smiled and nodded: "I'm looking forward to it." ”
Positive energy always resonates with people, and the audience applauds.
Tony also said helplessly: "I really can't learn this skill, probably because of this, I always offend people again and again, but she has gained people's hearts again and again." ”
"Finally, and what I want to say the most today." The fireproof woman pulled Irina out from behind her and said to everyone: "A miracle is not an unattainable thing, it has no threshold, it doesn't require talent, it doesn't look at blood, and it doesn't pay attention to origin. It is a technology for all, everyone can learn, and if you want to master it, you only need a humble attitude and a serious spirit. This Miss Irina is the royal tutor of our royal family in Los Ric, and she will tell the story of miracles without reservation, and share this knowledge with the whole society without discrimination. ”
The scene once again burst into warm applause!
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