Asgard's side is Brother Hammer and Sif , and the dark elves are Malekis and the Cursed Warrior, both of them belong to the big guy with Meng Xin, and now they meet in this round room, as if they are in a circular gladiatorial arena, Malekith doesn't feel anything here, but Brother Hammer and Sif are the emotions of the two Asgardian barbarians are slowly rising, and they are in a posture of bursting into a supermatch every minute.

"I want to avenge my mother (mother-in-law)!"

The two of them roared at the same time, and then rushed forward in unison.

Brother Hammer rushed quickly and took the lead in engaging with the Cursed Warrior. Siv rushed slower and faced Malekis.

The big guys on both sides fought against the big guys, the new ones fought against the new ones.

The good news is that Sif has firmly suppressed Malekith, and the bad news is that Hammer's side has been firmly suppressed by the Cursed Warriors.

Brother Hammer smashed down with a hammer, but was held by the Cursed Warrior with one hand, and his eyes almost didn't fall out, and before he could come back to his senses, the Cursed Warrior put a left hook on his handsome right cheek, and knocked him out of the air.

"Bang dang!"

Brother Hammer hit the wall and fell to the ground. The Cursed Warrior stepped forward with a footstep that he didn't recognize, grabbing Hammer by the neck and lifting him off the ground. Brother Hammer's face was flushed from being pinched, and he grabbed the wrist of the cursed warrior and said with difficulty: "If you do this, you will make me ...... In my wife's ...... Front...... To have egg on your face! ”

"Wife?" The Cursed Warrior said in a deep voice, "Only weak men need women, and in the eyes of a great man like me, women are shit!" ”

Brother Hammer complained: "Your mother will definitely kick your ass hard when she hears this, you unfilial son!" ”

The corners of the cursed warrior's mouth twitched, and he said angrily, "Go to hell and complain, weak chicken!" ”

He raised his arm and was about to smash Brother Hammer to the ground, when he suddenly felt a strong wind in the back of his head, he didn't look at it, and punched his backhand, and with a bang, he knocked the flying Savior's meow hammer away.

The Cursed Warrior smirked, "Is this your hole card?" I guessed it a long time ago! ”

"I guessed that you guessed my hole cards a long time ago, so ......" Brother Hammer grinned: "Now it's my hole cards!" ”

With a thud, a flying shield struck the cursed warrior's ankle, causing him to lose his balance and fall to the ground on all fours. Brother Hammer also got out of trouble, five fingers, meow meow hammer starts, honestly unceremonious is a hammer smashed on the chest of the cursed warrior, violent thunder and lightning fell from the sky, and the cursed warrior suddenly burst out of a burst of ripe fragrance.

"Now you know why men need wives, because a good woman is a man's second life!" After Brother Hammer finished speaking to the cursed warrior, he said to Sif who came over with a courteous face: "Thank you just now, wife!" ”

"It is my duty to protect you, it was, it is, and it will be in the future!" After the serious conversation was over, if it was not serious, Siif opened his mouth: "But it's too ugly that you will be cornered by this guy, it shouldn't be that you were too tired last night, right?" ”

Brother Hammer hurriedly patted his chest and said, "How is it possible, have you forgotten my heroic posture last night?" ”

Cross mountains and seas?

Sif blushed and fought back: "It was the first half of the night, and I didn't organize the attack in the second half of the night, regardless of the bumps on the horse, I charged back and forth hundreds of times before ending the battle!" ”

This time, it was Brother Hammer's turn to blush, and he said: "I respect women to give you the right to command, if you don't believe it, let's fight again tonight!" ”

"Fight to fight, I'm afraid you won't succeed!" Sif winked, and Brother Hammer immediately smirked.

If Brother Hammer was still a little resistant to this marriage at the beginning, then after two nights of in-depth communication, Brother Hammer and Siv were completely frank with each other, and there was no estrangement.

Because of the appearance of the fireproof girl, Brother Hammer and Jane Foster did not spark love, so they were not corrupted by the beauty of capitalism, and still protected the honest and simple Asgardian view of mate selection.

In his opinion, women should be respected, but they should also act as assistants to men in life, which has nothing to do with status, but a different division of labor, like his mother Friggia.

Frigga is not an Asgardian, but from Warnaheim, one of the Nine Realms. She was originally a powerful wizard, but after marrying Odin, she married her husband, put down her wand and picked up a dagger, and adhered to Asgard's political correctness in order to support her husband's cause.

No one will look down on Frigga because of this, but will compete to praise her greatness, because this is the responsibility and responsibility that a good woman in the Asgardian tradition should have, and this is what a good wife in Hammer's mind really looks like.

He is the prince of Asgard in the end, even if he had a previous episode with Jane Foster in the original plot, but they eventually broke up.

Why?

Because the two have completely different values, worldviews, and outlook on life, they may be able to rely on the power of hormones to get together at first, but it is impossible to go further.

Jane Foster can't use a shield to slam, and Brother Hammer doesn't understand astrophysics, and the love between these two is the same as an otaku shouting his wife to a paper man, which is 1% love and 99% desire.

To put it simply, it is to covet each other's bodies.

But Sif is different, she and Brother Hammer have exactly the same values, she looks tough on the outside, but she is actually very soft on the inside, she is willing to sacrifice for Brother Hammer, be Brother Hammer's assistant, be Brother Hammer's shadow, if Brother Hammer is tired, she is a gentle harbor, waiting for Brother Hammer to dock at any time. This is a man's long-dreaming wife, unless that man is a shaker.

Brother Hammer is really happy now, even if personality aside, Sif is no worse than Jane Foster in appearance, and Sif has been fighting all year round, both in shape and physical strength, is comparable to Jane Foster as a researcher. You must know that the women of the earth can't fight Brother Hammer until dawn, but Sif can.

You said that Brother Hammer has such a wife, can you not love it?

He took Sif by the hand and said, "Wife, I'll discuss something with you." ”

Sif asked, "What's the matter?" ”

"Can you stop throwing your shield in the future, don't you still have a sword? You throw your sword. ”

What do I use to cut monsters when I throw my sword?

Sif wondered, "Why is this request?" ”

Brother Hammer sighed: "I know a person on Earth, he also likes to throw shields when he fights, but he is a man with a lot of meat, I think of him as soon as I see you throw shields, I really have to have a psychological shadow in this way, you don't want our nightly tactical drills to be affected by this kind of thing, right?" ”

"Poof!" Siv couldn't hold back her laughter, and when she saw Brother Hammer's pleading face, she doted and said, "Okay, okay, I won't throw shields in the future." The guy you're talking about also uses a round shield? Then I'll use the vulture shield in the future, now you're satisfied! ”

Brother Hammer was overjoyed, and nodded again and again: "Satisfied, wife, you are so good to me, I love you to death!" ”

Sif blushed and said angrily, "Go, what nonsense, don't you see outsiders here?" ”

I'll go, you two still know that there are outsiders here!

Both Malekith and the Cursed Warrior have "am I pretty" expressions.

The current Asgardians are so despicable that when they see that they can't kill us, they want to disgust us to death, and their conscience is greatly broken!

In order to save his momentum, Malekith asked loudly: "Prince of Asgard, you are not worthy to fight us, what about Odin, are you hiding and not daring to see me?" Call him out! ”

Brother Hammer snorted coldly: "Don't dare to see you?" It's ridiculous! My father has just gone to avenge his mother! ”

Malekith was shocked: "You mean, Odin personally led the team to Vat Alheim?" ”

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