Chapter 106: Life Lessons Taught by the Elders
"Don't get the average person involved."
Huang Taiyi didn't panic, he knew very well that only enough composure could be reversed now.
Although if you don't care if the uncle lives or dies, it's not impossible to attack.
"Hehehehe, hee-hee, he's really a qualified hero, and at this point he can't do anything, hurry up! Lao Tzu doesn't have that much patience! Or do you really want to see how he died? Just poke it so lightly with your finger, haha! What will happen! ”
The steel dragonfly held the uncle who seemed to have no ability to resist with one hand, thinking that he had won the battle, he calculated that Huang Taiyi would definitely not do it directly, and the hero who couldn't do it, no matter how strong he was, couldn't pose a threat.
What's more, Huang Taiyi doesn't belong to any organization, he doesn't have half a backup, and he is alone, so he has absolute certainty.
"Don't do it, it's just money, if you have something to say, I'll give you the money inside, and then you'll let him go?"
Huang Taiyi looked around with minimal movements, and found no terrain or tools that could be used temporarily, so he could only start from the aspect of money.
If the steel dragonfly shows a flaw, he's done, but when he doesn't show any flaws, some things have to be patient.
"Hahahaha, of course it's no problem! Lao Tzu is also quite a famous weirdo, but ...... What can you do if you don't believe it? Do you have a second option? If so, how about giving it a try? I'm looking forward to it. ”
The steel dragonfly's words were quite ruthless, but there was no relaxation, including the action of holding the uncle hostage, not leaking.
"I see."
Huang Taiyi was convinced that words could hardly make the other party waver or that he could take advantage of it because of arrogance, so he chose to stand still for the time being.
"I wonder what the guys on the Internet think! As a hero, he took the initiative to dismantle the ATM, hahaha hurry up! ”
Thinking of the possibility of the Emperor's voice falling in the future, the steel dragonfly finally began to laugh out loud, and his brain made up a lot of unfolding.
It's just so damning.
Huang Taiyi's frozen face made the other party not notice any emotional changes in his heart, and the appearance of a straight face and dead fish eyes seemed to make most people look unhappy, but now there is no reason for the other party to look cool, what can you do if you are unhappy, bite me!
Once the ATM is really destroyed, even if someone will take the initiative to help them explain, I am afraid that it will still be used by the guys who are afraid that the world will not be chaotic......
What to do? Do you want to fight back the moment you get close to the ATM? It stands to reason that this should be a good opportunity, the risk and the opportunity are equal, and if you don't seize this opportunity, there should be no then.
"Hiccup...... Young people nowadays really don't respect their elders at all, hey, when did it start to become like this? ”
Suddenly, the uncle, who was held hostage like a dead pig, finally came to his senses and muttered very sadly.
"Shut up! Old stuff! Believe it or not, I'm going to kill you right away...... You! ”
The steel dragonfly grabbed the uncle's left hand and slammed it, but found that no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't move the uncle even a millimeter.
Immediately he let go of his hand, turned around and sprinted into the air, the fear that had arisen from the depths of his heart had completely dominated him.
Huang Taiyi also turned his head in shock, the force was too strong, and a bad sound sounded in his neck.
"Bastard! You're embarrassing the weirdos! ”
The chubby, kind-looking, bearded, nosebleed-covered uncle suddenly roared, his face quickly softened and deformed with the roar, his mouth quickly stretched forward, and in the blink of an eye, he became a beast full of golden hair, and his sharp teeth still shimmered sharply even in the dim night.
"Oops! Ahhh ”
"Red cut!"
The uncle, who had turned into a beast-headed human monster, did not leave the ground with his feet, and his figure only shook very slightly, and at the same time, a dark red shadow shot out from his body, easily catching up with the steel dragonfly.
Snort –
The red shadow stretched out its claws and swung it hard, and the back of the steel dragonfly cracked several scars that almost pierced the upper half of its body, and the sudden eruption of blood looked like another pair of wings on its back.
So fast! Handsome, strong and strong.
Huang Taiyi could see it clearly, what remained in place was only the remnant of the uncle, and the red shadow of the shot was where his body was.
Is this called the combat power of weirdos? There is no point in the strength to push the hero into a corner, what kind of weirdos.
The cost of robbery in this world is really ...... It's high.
If you meet a middle-aged office worker uncle who seems to be down-and-out on the road, he may teach you how to be a man on the spot...... Be a weirdo?
Bang –
The landing point of the steel dragonfly happened to be the garbage bin just now, this time he smashed the entire garbage can, and completely lost consciousness due to the severe injury, the scene was covered with blood, and the huge wound was shockingly embedded in his body, not one, but three.
Huang Taiyi also saw the uncle's face clearly after becoming a stranger.
How so...... Although it's a beast's head, and the teeth in the mouth are indeed fierce, the head with a golden retriever on top can only feel cute.
At the end of the day, a Golden Retriever, a Husky, a Samoyed, or a Shiba Inu Labrador or something...... Appearance is not fierce by nature, and those who are born are cute, don't pretend to be a thousand-year-old beast.
What's terrible is that the boss of the weirdo himself is in the form of a canine.,The weirdo in the shape of a dog is very popular.,The upward and downward effects are like this.,So there are a lot of varieties that seem to be able to sell cute.,There's no way to do it.,Of course,Selling cuteness itself has nothing to do with strength.。
"Ouch...... Waist...... My waist ......"
After being handsome for less than half a minute, the strange uncle suddenly leaned on the wall next to him and bent his body in pain.
What's going on?
"Uncle, you tap."
In line with the mentality of respecting the old and loving the young, the emperor quickly supported the uncle, who bent over and panted vigorously, and was still full of alcohol, and the fierce and hideous image just now...... Well, there has never been, it's obviously for the pleasure of helping others, why do you have the illusion of petting a dog on the side of the street?
"Whack ...... Beat the back twice...... Thank you...... Hurt...... Breathless......"
The uncle kept shouting in pain without any manners, the ears of the two dogs were attached to their heads, and their hearts didn't seem to be very good, and they were sweating all over their bodies, and their golden body hair was stuck together.
"Here?"
"Yes, yes, it's okay to work hard, it's much better, uncle, I'm a weirdo, although I can't compare with those guys who are full of iron, but the defense is ...... It hurts! Waist...... My waist is going to break! I'm sorry I just said it casually! ”
"I'm sorry, I'll do it anyway."
After a series of activities to respect the old and love the young, plus a joint skill beating that was suspected of being bone-setting, the uncle was finally able to take a good breath and straighten his waist.
An old man and a young man sat on the place commonly known as the curb of the road, which is the so-called curb, constantly making suspicious gasps, and those who didn't know thought that something offensive had happened.
The two of them each had a bottle of sugar-free Sprite in their hands, and the uncle's dog head mouth was very big, so he ate the can in one bite, and after chewing it a few times, he spit out a cloud of scrap metal, and it was indeed too difficult for the dog head to drink directly.
It was the first time for Huang Taiyi to see such a unique drinking technique.
"Thank you, young man, I thought I was going to be hospitalized, but it doesn't seem to work when I'm older."
The strange uncle rested enough, looked at the sky and sighed, and had the illusion that he was about to howl at the moon in the next second.
"It's okay, just passing by, don't care."
Huang Taiyi casually flattened the empty jar and waved his hand to leave.
Because I have a bad premonition, I always feel that I have to start listening to the topic of "generation is not as good as generation" that I don't like to hear the most, and the elderly talk about this kind of topic is very lethal, and what's worse is that the weird uncle just used his actions to prove that the current generation is indeed not as good as the generation, which is very embarrassing and can't be refuted.
"Ah, I'm going to record a confession in a moment."
Uncle Strange grabbed Huang Taiyi's wrist.
"Ahaha...... And this kind of thing......"
Huang Taiyi sat back embarrassedly, thinking about it carefully, it seems to be the same thing, not to mention the parties, even if it is an eyewitness, it seems that they have to go through this procedure, cooperate with the police uncle, the duty of a citizen.
"You young people, no matter what happens, you run faster than anyone else, you still have to keep your point steady, hahaha, you are the legendary hero of the alley, right? It's very promising. ”
The uncle immediately put on the appearance of an elder, and it was a red angular elder, and when he was more than three times the age of the other party, he would automatically change into a red angular form.
"I'm ashamed to have made a small contribution."
Huang Taiyi knew in his heart that even if he wanted to brag about himself, he didn't have the face to do it now, so he quickly became humble.
"It's not like this, these days, fame, fortune, and there are fewer and fewer heroes and weirdos who don't want anything, and I don't dare to think that there are real heroes like you who refuse all the invitations of the organization and still fight with wild weirdos and wild heroes, hmph, back then, uncle, when I was a child......"
Finished.
Huang Taiyi could only bow his head and honestly listen to the uncle's "generation is not as good as the generation", the brain case hurts, and he also got a lot of news from the uncle's mouth that he doesn't know whether it is reliable or not.
For example, young people have become more and more disagreeable lately, not joining the organization but forming gangs, not only decadent, but also like steel dragonflies and so on who endanger social security, half of which may be complaining, and the other half may be true.
No matter what era, it is very dangerous for young people who are idle to the point of pain and catch up with the restlessness of adolescence, at best it is the pursuit of self, at worst it is to think that they can go to the day and some really go to the day and even succeed day by day, but most of the ending is to be wasted by the day or in the imagination of the day, and finally become the adult they hate the most.
Until the police uncle came, the weird uncle kept chattering, probably no one usually communicated with him, and his daughter was addicted to mobile games.
So Huang Taiyi kindly told him that it happened to be Mei 〇 UP recently, you open a trumpet to add your daughter's friends, as long as you hang up Mei 〇, don't worry about having no common topic with your daughter.
It's really not a revenge mentality, is it a pleasure to help others?
Then it's time for the policeman's uncle's questioning.
"Name?"
"Liang Li, the title is a blood-stained mutated golden demon."
"Huh? This title is really famous, and there has been a very hot time for more than ten years, and it is blood-stained...... By the way, I've bought toys before.,It seems to be a bloodstained demon series.,There are thirteen in total.,I remember that there should be more than 3000 eons of levels.。 ”
"Yes, it's been around 3,800 eons, and I haven't been promoted for more than ten years since I transferred to civilian work, and I'm waiting to retire now."
……
The emperor felt that if the steel dragonfly heard this, he must be crying in his heart.