Chapter 53: When the Little Boy Meets the Dog

"No, I can't just sit back and wait, what's this little setback? That Tang Sanzang went through a lot of hardships to go to the West Heaven to learn scriptures, and he didn't say anything... My son will also learn from him..."

"Xiao Shunzi, come in and take the food box away, my son is going to rest, remember, no matter what movement is inside, don't come to disturb me."

"Yes, Childe." Xiao Shunzi hurriedly walked in and took Cui Bisheng's food box before his death, and then left quickly.

"It's finally clear, and construction begins." Cui Bisheng glanced out of the door, then quickly ran to the back of the bed and took out a small shovel, his eyes grunted around, and when he saw that there was no one around, he went under the bed and dug a hole.

Sonorous! Sonorous!

"Haha, Ben Gongzi is really a genius, such a clever method has been thought of by Ben Gongzi!" Cui Bisheng praised his IQ while digging in the soil.

"Those who can't be excited, can't be excited, and who want to achieve great things will surely suffer their minds, strain their muscles and bones, starve their bodies, and empty their bodies."

"I'm going to be quiet, but I can't give up halfway"

"When the time comes, I'll go to learn the scriptures, and when I come back, I'll see my father's old fool, what should he do?" Cui Bisheng remembered that his stubborn father was lying on the wood when the time came, and the corners of his mouth cracked with a smile.

Cui Bisheng was quietly digging a pit under the bed, and behind him, a dog and a wolf were also talking quietly with big eyes, and four big eyes were quietly staring at Cui Bisheng who was digging a pit with a look of forgetfulness.

Dog Xiaotian: "Wang! Wolf Xiaoyue, what do you think of this kid? ”

Wolf Xiaoyue: "Ambitious, fresh and refined talents." ”

Dog Xiaotian: "Wang! Do you think this kid is very advanced in thinking? ”

Wolf Howling Moon: "It's kind of interesting, rebellious... Escape... The plan is great. He doesn't stay at home all day to enjoy Qingfu, why do he think about those outside things? ”

"Huh? Wait, man?! Ambitious?! Ideological advanced?! He's a fat man! I'll go, oh the dog, we've sent it now! Wolf Xiaoyue held her wolf head high, and her eyes lit up like an electric light bulb.

"Isn't this kid the kind of person we have to prepare for our mission?"

Dog Xiaotian smiled, this is especially God's favor. I asked, who else?

"Haha!"

"Let's negotiate and get him to join us."

"Wang! How to negotiate? ”

"Of course that's how refreshing it is!"

Cui Bisheng was inexplicably panicked at this time, he always felt as if he had forgotten something, but he seemed to remember that he had not forgotten anything.

"Hey, boy, I see that your bones are amazing, there is no one in ten thousand, you are a good material for cultivating immortals, I have a copy of the Divine Palm here, as long as you nod your head, you are mine." Wolf Xiaoyue put a wolf on Cui Bisheng's shoulder and poked him in the shoulder.

Cui Bisheng felt that he was offended, this group of subordinates who didn't know what to do dared to evade his order so boldly and broke in, and even dared to speak to him so arrogantly, he immediately wanted to reflexively slap him.

He did the same, quickly put down the shovel in his hand, grabbed the thing that slapped him on the shoulder with his right hand, and then slammed out of the bed sideways, yelling at the figure behind him, and came to an over-the-shoulder fall!

"Whew! Boy, you're sick in the head! Cui Bisheng directly gave the wolf Xiaoyue a circle, and the wolf's head slammed into the ground fiercely, almost not putting his head into his neck.

"I'm rubbing! Woof! Little fat man, you are worthy of being the person that Lao Tzu likes, before he is in power, he dares to be tough with the wolf Xiaoyue, this courage, the old man is greatly convinced. Dog Xiaotian had a pair of puppy faces, stared at Cui Bisheng with a pair of big eyes, and said, it stretched out its front paws to give Cui Bisheng a thumbs up.

Before he could see what he had fallen, the sound of someone talking came from behind him. The tone was cheap, even more arrogant than the previous one, Cui Bisheng was suddenly furious, although Lao Tzu was confined, he was also your young master! Immediately reflexively yelled:

"Damn retarded, you...... I! I'm Nima! ”

Seeing Cui Bisheng's stupid look, Gou Xiaotian sneered: "Snort! What are you doing? The old man is in a good mood today, and he praises you a word or two, and you still rub your nose and eyes. ”

"Wow! What kind of eyes do you have? You're glaring at me, what's the matter? Defy? If you don't accept it, bite ~ me! As he spoke, he waved a dog's paw in a pretended manner!

"Damn, youkai!" Cui Bisheng wants to cry without tears, am I glaring at you? Yes, I do seem to be glaring at you. Holding back its fear, it hurriedly took a few large steps back.

Click!

As if stepping on something, Cui Bisheng turned his head in a panic to look at his feet, and you have a wolf tail swaying quietly from side to side.

Cui Bisheng's sweat came out on his forehead: "I said I didn't mean it, do you believe it?" ”

Wolf Howling Moon: Hehe

I just lay down, and I didn't speak.

"Mom! There are youkai! Come... Come on~ Come on, help~" Cui Bisheng couldn't suppress the fear in his heart at all, and ran towards the door with a body that was almost paralyzed.

Bumper Bumper! Touch Pembong!

"Xiao Shunzi, come in and save me, there are monsters here, they want to eat me~!" Cui Bisheng slapped the door bolt hard, and called out to the people outside, how miserable and miserable the sound was.

And the people outside the door, especially Xiao Shunzi, looked calm at this time, and said to the guards next to him: "Tut-tut, Childe's acting skills are getting more and more realistic, if I hadn't been instructed by him in advance, I would have almost believed it." ”

"Who's to say it isn't? Yesterday, Childe's acting skills were still very poor, and he didn't cry at all, even I, a big simple person, knew that Childe was acting..."

"Today's childe's acting skills are really superb, and he also imitates different voices, he really deserves to be a childe!"

"Yes, yes, yes!"

"If Childe hadn't ordered us not to let us in, I would have liked to see how Childe performed so realistically?"

"What are you talking nonsense? Childe is such a noble character, in the future, this huge Cui family will be Childe's, how can he let us see him crying, even if he can't act, aren't you afraid of losing your head? ”

"It's a pity, it's a pity..."

"It's better to stand guard, don't be stolen away by the son again."

Outdoors and Xiao Shunzi, you talk and I talk about it, there are many people who worship Cui Bisheng's acting skills without disguise, and there are also many people who imagine the future of their lives and make a mess.

The voices of the guards outside were not too small, although Cui Bisheng was flustered, he also heard it, and immediately scolded: "Xiao Shunzi, Li Goushun, I fuck you a dog's mother, if you don't come, I'll still be talking and laughing outside, if I get away with it, my son must make you look good." ”

Wolf Xiaoyue came to Gou Xiaotian's side slowly and asked, "Hey, Gou Xiaotian, what to do with this kid?" ”

Gou Xiaotian thought for a while and said, "Childe just asked us to find a local person to be the earth god general and asked him to take us to get acquainted with this world, but Childe didn't say what method to use?" ”

Wolf Xiaoyue flashed with a flash of inspiration, and her big eyes were shining: "Do you say that Gongzi will let us do whatever it takes?" ”

Dog Xiaotian: "Wang, those who achieve great things are not informal, reasonable and reasonable!" ”

"Help, who's going to save me? There really are youkai! Cui Bisheng still didn't give up, patted the door panel with both hands, and kept shouting for help.

"Huh! Boy, you call it! You just call it! You cut your throat and no one pays attention to you. Dog Xiaotian and Wolf Xiaoyue glanced at each other, this horse is a real talent, and then smiled mysteriously, this vote, they are bound!

So.

Your tickets are tied to me, too!

"Huh? If you listen carefully, it doesn't seem to be quite right, isn't he alone in Childe's room? How can there be three people talking at the same time? ”

Xiao Shunzi finally noticed that something was wrong, and asked the people around him suspiciously, wanting to hear his opinion.

"Snort, little manager, I think you're too worried, don't you know that there is a saying called - there are ventriloquists in Beijing, and thousands of troops can imitate...? Little boy can imitate so many voices, it must be his talent! ”

"Yes, yes, little manager, what are you worried about? Not to mention that we have been guarding this place all the time, not even a fly can fly in, so where are the monsters?

Besides, it's not a matter of a day or two that Childe wants to escape, it must be that Childe wants to deliberately lead us over to open the door, and then he can take the opportunity to escape! ”

"Wang Cannon, I'll go to your uncle's, if you have a kind, come in and take a look, these are two wolf demons! Two, two! Cui Bisheng was overjoyed when he heard this, first overjoyed, and then furious. Seeing that Xiao Shunzi is about to come in to save me, you are stunned and cut off my beard halfway.

"Yo, boy, aren't you honest?" Gou Xiaotian really couldn't stand Cui Bisheng's chaotic appearance, so he rushed forward and turned an elbow to the back of Cui Bisheng's head.

Boom!

Cui Bisheng was dizzy in response to the sound and dragged down softly from the side of the door.

"Dog Xiaotian, what are you doing?" Wolf Xiaoyue is a little anxious, although this pre-selected earth god general is indeed a little bolder, but you don't have to hit him, right? How can we get along with each other in the future?

Dog Xiaotian: "Wang, don't force it over there, come and carry this guy away with me." ”

"Damn, this guy is as fat as a pig, and I carry him with my little body?" Wolf Xiaoyue made a comparison between her body and Cui Bisheng's body, looking incredulous.

"Damn! Use your mouth, you don't understand it with your mouth, you're blind to such a big ability... Hurry up, slow down, this is going to be a big problem. ”

"Quick, you hold him, I'll take you with the levitation technique?"

Wolf Howling Moon: "Why didn't I think of it?" ”

The communication between the two dogs was all agreed upon in just a moment.

Outside, everyone still didn't believe it, and they were still laughing at themselves.

"Childe, don't you want to trick us, where did the wolf demon come from? We sent two wolves. Wang Cannon yelled inside a few times again, and the sound actually overwhelmed Cui Bisheng's wail before.

Xiao Shunzi looked thoughtful, feeling as if he had realized something, Childe said that there are monsters, and they are also wolf demons?

This... Could this be...?

"Wang Cannon, quick! Knock on the door and follow me in. Xiao Shunzi, a hysterical noisy king cannon roared, and rushed to the door at random.

Boom!

At this moment, the door was slammed open from the inside, and everyone saw a big wolf holding Cui Bisheng's arm with a disgusted face, and then glanced at everyone coldly.

"Wang! The wind is blowing and the clouds are flying, and the levitation technique is for me! The dog roared, and then rushed out of the door, and the dog said words in his mouth, and when the words fell, a cloud floated around him.

Seeing this, Wolf Xiaoyue dragged Cui Bisheng up to the clouds, and then jumped up herself.

Dog Xiaotian was the last to jump up, and after he jumped up, Baiyun flew away with a bang.

What is left for everyone is the lonely back under the scorching sun...