Chapter Eighty-Six: The Survival of a Straight Man

When Bai Mansheng heard this idle word, he was a little surprised, and his eyes also looked at the huge guiding locust.

Tang Xian frowned.

In the process, he thought of countless sets of rhetoric, and also thought of a lot of messy things.

For example, combining the cannibalism of two women to pinch each other. He thinks it's possible for him to be eaten, so can he apply to write a recipe of his own will before being eaten?

Or should I have the surname Tang or the surname Xu? Or is my name Tang Xian, and the word Xu Xian?

The above is naturally cranky.

It's just that the brain is spinning too fast, and there are a lot of serious and unserious thoughts during this period, these thoughts flashed one by one, Tang Xian blinked, and there was a fixed number.

Akasi looked at Tang Xian with some concern, but in just a few seconds, Tang Xian's expression had eased, as always.

He patted Akasi on the shoulder, motioning to take it easy.

"Just keep quiet."

Dong Ran and Qiao Shanshan were confused, but they just felt that the atmosphere was very strange.

Tang Xian couldn't tell them what kind of embarrassing situation they were in at this time.

He stood up slowly, and then walked out of the guide unhurriedly.

Tossing between the camp of humans and beasts, there are a lot of things that need to be possessed, in addition to a huge amount of knowledge reserves and hardcore survivability, but also acting skills.

Bai Mansheng saw Tang Xian walking out so unhurriedly, with a deep and melancholy look.

She had always been calm, but now she was surprised.

It's a ripple effect.

When Bai Mansheng's reaction fell in Qing Jiuyu's eyes, Qing Jiuyu was instantly convinced that Tang Xian had seen Bai Mansheng.

It's just that unlike Bai Mansheng, she has always played the world, and she only feels a little fun at the moment.

Especially when Bai Mansheng's face slowly deteriorated, she felt more fun.

Although the two female leaders have different temperaments, they have a strong aura.

There was a large clearing in the middle, and there were only the two of them.

Tang Xian still had the same gait, and slowly came to the middle of the two, and the three of them were in a state of full strength.

"See you again, two."

Two?

Qiao Shanshan and Dong Ran were shocked again.

Dong Ran remembers that when he went undercover for Brother Tang, he also entered the mine for the first time as a regular worker.

So when did he meet such two big beauties?

I will go back to the pyramid to buy a pack of cigarettes, and you will be able to hook up with other women behind the back of Miss Er.

And it's two.

Scumbag undoubtedly.

Winter dyeing's brain waves unexpectedly connected with Qiao Shanshan.

Qiao Shanshan's thoughts were the same. The two girls looked at each other tacitly and nodded in mutual agreement.

It was as if it had been concluded that this was some kind of famous scene.

On the other end, Bai Mansheng's expression changed from surprise, disbelief and doubt, to anger, and finally to a sneer.

"He's the one you're looking for?"

"Yo, listening to this, it seems that my sister knows each other, didn't you meet by chance when I went to the south two days ago?" Qing Jiuyu was actually a little angry.

How smart she is, the reason why Tang Xian has repeatedly shirked it, her beautiful eyes turned, and it became clear in an instant.

But she is angry, she is more willing to humiliate Bai Mansheng and look at the excitement.

Bai Mansheng looked at Tang Xian, as Qing Jiuyu said, Tang Xian looked at the two of them with a stunning appearance, no different from looking at other flowers and plants.

"What convincing can a liar say?"

Tang Xian didn't speak, and looked at it calmly.

He understood Qing Jiuyu's thoughts, and he was probably going to choke Bai Mansheng at this time.

But in the end, it's yourself who is the most unlucky anyway.

Sure enough, Qing Jiuyu asked, "Oh? What did he lie to you? Let's hear it. ”

Bai Mansheng seemed to see Qing Jiuyu's intentions, and she said coldly:

"I went all the way south and met Mr. Tang, who claimed to be surnamed Xu, after all, it was not easy to meet the existence of the same level, so I chatted a few words. He told me that he had a bad relationship with a certain fox, and that the enemy of his enemies was his friends. ”

Qing Jiuyu's smile slowly converged.

Bai Mansheng seemed to have pulled back a city, and his expression was unexpectedly softened.

"Then I wondered why he had a bad relationship with you, and he said, "The fox is not cute, and he eats it."

Qing Jiuyu's eyebrows and eyes lowered slightly, and the smile on the corner of his mouth was difficult to understand.

Bai Mansheng sneered:

"Now it seems that this Tang Gongzi has a different relationship with you, right? I don't know that what he said to me before was a little true and a little false. ”

Tang Xian found that his favorability with Bai Mansheng instantly dropped from seeing each other to a slight mustard, and directly became a negative number.

Even Qing Jiuyu, who was originally excited, has dropped a little, but not much, and is still in the range of heartbeat.

Tang Xian speculated a little and understood the change in the second daughter's mood.

He still didn't speak.

Qing Jiuyu decided to ignore Tang Xian for now, and didn't care about the question of who was more beautiful at the beginning.

This is a good opportunity to hit Bai Mansheng.

She smiled coquettishly:

"So that's the case, Tang Xian, you are really hard-hearted, I remember last time you told me that the fox is so cute, how can you eat the fox?"

The chill in Bai Mansheng's eyes was even worse.

"I said it." Tang Xian nodded.

"But what does this sister say, you say that my fox is not cute at all, and you eat my fox?"

"She's not wrong." Tang Xian is very honest.

Qing Jiuyu was slightly stunned.

Is this man so thick-skinned? Doesn't that seem too calming?

"Don't you explain?" Qing Jiuyu said.

Tang Xian shook his head and said, pointed at Bai Mansheng, and said:

"In terms of beauty, the white girl's temperament is like a snow lotus in the deep mountains, with ice muscles and jade bones, floating out of the dust, but from a human point of view, such a woman is too untainted and vulgar, and there is a little less fireworks, so that people can't afford to get close to **."

Without waiting for the second daughter to react, Tang Xian looked at Qing Jiuyu again and said:

"As for you, your beauty carries a seductive sense of aggression, and your enthusiasm is like fire and demonic, but from a human point of view, such a woman is like a flame, seemingly warm, but in fact dangerous, and it is also unapproachable."

Tang Xian added seriously:

"You feel good about yourself and think that you are the most beautiful woman in the world, so you compare beauty here, which is ridiculous. Let's neutralize each other. ”

"But even if it does, it's far from reaching the most important word."

"There used to be nearly 10 billion human beings in the human world, and there was no shortage of people who were charming, such as Ukraine, France, Ireland, and other places, full of beautiful women, and it is difficult to name the most beautiful skin. Even if the exquisitely carved face has both durable and stunning elements, it will be tired of seeing it for a long time and seeing more.

For example, in some countries, beauty can be imported with digital formulas, and a large number of plastic surgery faces are created, are those faces not good-looking? In ancient times, it was also the level of disaster for the country and the people, but because I saw it too much, it was boring. ”

Of course, the same is true for interesting souls, interesting will become boring after a long time, and the beauty of life is only when you first see it. So it's better than the outer beauty, or better than the inner beauty, it's a very cheesy and ridiculous behavior, just be yourself. ”

"All in all, you all gave me a good impression when we first met, and although each had its own flaws, it was not hidden. But from the second glance, you all start to look bad. So there's nothing to compare to. ”

Tang Xian came to a conclusion.

This summary is like a time-stopping enchantment, leaving silence around us.

Dong Ran and Qiao Shanshan were shocked for a long time, and finally confirmed, Tang Xian probably ...... Really blind, right?

Two women like this, he said they weren't good-looking? Can this be called unsightly? The only thing left in the world is ugliness, right?

Qing Jiuyu's breathing was slightly short.

Bai Mansheng's fingers trembled stiffly.

Although the question asked by Qing Jiuyu was another, Tang Xian felt that of course the problems had to be solved one by one. So it's not called answering what is not asked.

Solve this boring question of whether I or Bai Mansheng is beautiful first, and then consider the later problems.

He paused, ignoring the two women whose anger was gradually rising, and with a certain melancholy in his eyes, he said:

"Imitating human behavior is just a beginner's practice. At the beginning of the advancement, you have to think as a person. ”

This headless sentence made the thinking of the two women deviate for another second.

What the hell is he talking about?

"I should have told both of you, right? Learn to think in human terms, because they are weak but they are ahead of countless of your civilizations in thinking, both scientifically and philosophically. ”

"But it's not easy to imitate humans, and after the advanced stage, you have to start to understand how to be a spectator to be clear in order to always be clear."

"This requires you to be very rational and think outside of your current personality."

"So in order to facilitate my deeper understanding of human beings, I created my own second personality."

"This personality is called Xu Xian, he is more emotional than Tang Xian's personality. With a little worthless romance, but able to get along with others better, through the existence of Xu Xian, I understand some of my flaws in social style and personality as Tang Xian. ”

"So I decided to choose a part of each of the two personalities and merge them."

"It's a complicated process. I haven't fully mastered it yet. ”

Tang Xian looked at Bai Mansheng very seriously and said:

"I didn't lie to you. Xu Xian occupies all the neurons of my perceptual thinking, and he is already a personality that can compete with Tang Xian. ”

"He likes folk tales, he likes legends that are not believed, but he really doesn't hate snakes and foxes, and to him and I are cute little creatures, but Xu Xian thinks you are a person worth befriending, so he lied to your heart."

"For my current personality, the greatest function of love between men and women is only the continuation of life, but for Xu Xian, it is a form of expression that is beyond life. Some people live a life of muddle, and this muddled nightmare has nothing to do with the living environment and lifestyle. ”

"It's just because he didn't meet the people he loves. Xu Xian is the one who believes in this. ”

There was no perfunctory in Tang Xian's eyes, coupled with this academic tone and overly rational temperament, Qing Jiuyu and Bai Mansheng were a little skeptical.

"It's the first time I've seen someone talk about split personality so freshly and refinedly." Qiao Shanshan's expression was complicated.

It was originally absurd, but for some reason, Tang Xian's performance really looked like that.

The highest level of acting is to substitute the emotions of real experience.

Ke Ye and Yu Xiaozhe both sighed that today's Tang Xian is more tolerant of stupid people.

They have such feelings because a long time ago, as early as the first year of his student days, Tang Xian's personality was very annoying, too calm and rational, and ruthlessly punctured many people's childhood fantasies.

He's like a machine whose IQ is inversely proportional to his EQ.

Naturally, there have been times when he was bullied, but even if he was blocked by a group of students, he would be beaten immediately, and Tang Xian would rationally say the series of butterfly effects that would occur after he was beaten.

Then successfully scare off these students.

No one bullied Tang Xian, and the teachers would occasionally scare Tang Xian, but Tang Xian would often find loopholes in these contents that made it difficult for him to justify himself.

But because of this, no one likes Tang Xian. He always sat alone in the last row, staring out the window indifferently.

It's like a machine. It's like an outlier that doesn't belong to the pyramid in the first place.

This continued until the third year of school.

He suddenly changed.

The process is actually similar to what Tang Xian made up, because a new personality was born, and then the new personality gradually merged with the earliest personality.

As the years changed, Tang Xian became more and more like a normal human being, occasionally saying something mean, and rarely feeling emotional.

But for the understanding of various human emotions, it can also be empathetic.

However, these histories are only used by Tang Xian to substitute emotions.

There is no Xu Xian personality, and there is no Tang Xian personality.

He did have moments of split personalities, but the two personalities were fused together as early as the third year because of an incident.

That is, today's Tang Xian.

Today's remarks are just to survive these calamities.

This very infectious performance, the unknown pain that flickered faintly in their eyes, made Qing Jiuyu and Bai Mansheng unconsciously believe Tang Xian's words, and their expressions eased a lot. (, domain name (remember _ three.)

Bai Mansheng's favorability is also gradually recovering.

Tang Xian said lightly:

"What you entrusted me with is enough to prove my attitude, so don't doubt me anything."

This was said to Qing Jiuyu.

Qing Jiuyu nodded and said curiously: "So you just said a lot of obscure things, is it true?" ”

"I don't have to lie to you, what do you have to deceive me?" Tang Xian said.

Qing Jiuyu nodded, yes, this man feels that the more he looks at it, the worse he looks, and his strength is not below him, there is really no need to lie to himself.

Tang Xian looked at Bai Mansheng again:

"Xu Xian is a very important part for me, without this part, I will become annoying and isolated, so don't hate him, he cares about friends like you very much. Friends are important things to him. ”

The emotions in these words, during which it was difficult for Tang Xian to tell whether it was true or false, Bai Mansheng was naturally even more difficult to distinguish, and she nodded after all.

"You don't hate snakes either?"

"I don't hate it, it's the same when I say it in front of Qing Jiuyu, I'm different from Xu Xian, I don't care so much when I speak. He has some characteristics that I don't have, but overall, what he likes, must be what I like. ”

"That's good."

Bai Mansheng only said these two words, because what he likes in this sentence must also be what I like, so Bai Mansheng decided not to care about what he said the more he looked at it, the more unsightly it became.

She turned to leave.

The peace talks finally came to an end.

Qing Jiuyu is wider than Bai Mansheng's eyes, although he is also annoyed that Tang Xian said that the more he looks at it, the worse it looks, but after some nonsense, Qing Jiuyu found out......

It's really boring to compare yourself with Bai Mansheng.

It's boring in the truest sense of the word.

But the woman will break the casserole and ask in the end, although Qing Jiuyu is not as careful as Bai Mansheng, she is more reluctant than Bai Mansheng.

With a smile on her face, she asked:

"I'm curious, what does the woman you like look like?"

What does this really mean is that if you have to choose one?

Bai Man said in his heart that Qing Jiuyu is a fox, and there are so many things.

But she stopped and pricked up her ears.

唐康 says:

"Xiao Jiu, come here, let my brother hug me."

Tang Xiaojiu ran out with cheerful steps, the child couldn't understand so much, she just felt that the adults had finished talking, so Brother Tang Xian could cook food for himself again.

Tang Xian picked up Tang Xiaojiu, pinched the face of the six-year-old girl, and said:

"That's the girl I like."