216. The feast of sabre-rattling
"There is also this dish, Sixi meatballs, and its main ingredients are...... The meat of the black goat of the forest. ”
"This dish is grilled with the tentacles of the black goat of the forest."
"There is also this dish, the umami ingredients in the eighty-one are put in a special pot with sea devils, and boiled out after the baptism of magic, although it only boiled for half a day, it is equivalent to the number one thick soup that has been boiled for three or four months."
"And this ...... This ...... This ......"
As the successor of the cooking skills of the Great Celestial Empire, Qi Wuce's voice never stopped, as the successor of the cooking skills of the Great Celestial Empire, he drawed, marinated, sauced, smoked, roasted, cooked, pickled, mixed, steamed, shabu, boiled, stewed, stewed, grilled, grilled, fried, fried, pasted, cooked, fried, and slipped...... That's proficient in everything, one ingredient makes dozens of dishes, and it doesn't have a greasy taste without repeating the same.
Every time he said a dish, everyone's faces would turn pale, of course, for Gollum, who had never seen the sea devil and the black goat of the forest, these were nothing, and similarly, Ah Fu, who had evaporated rationally, didn't care about this matter.
While Sanzang was munching on melons and fruits, she secretly congratulated herself on being a monk, and she didn't notice that her face had quietly risen a little red, and the juice of the melons and fruits in her hand was dripping on the ground and was quietly exuding a hint of wine under the cover of the aroma of the rest of the food.
The demon who seduces people into the abyss is secretly laughing alone.
To eat or not to eat? This can't be called a problem for Qi Wuce at all, because he has 100% perfect confidence in his cooking skills, and his cooking skills can no longer be called cooking skills, but extraordinary skills.
Cooking!
Kitchen a way, no lethality, no utilitarian, no contention, all things are food for the sky, or meat, or vegetarian, or food gas, then food is the way of nature, and the kitchen is a way, is to turn "food" into a mystery.
The kitchen of the Tao, all the food cooked by Qi Wuce's hands, hooks people and gluttonies, if it is not a person who cultivates the same as Qi Wuce, he does not want to close his mouth and avoid eating.
This table of feast is a whole, in other words, as long as you eat the first bite, even if you eat some melons and fruits, your body will not stop at all as if you have chewed Xuanmai, and you will never stop until the moment you finish eating the feast.
Of course, this is not Qi Wuce's malicious cooking, Qi Wuce's cooking is never full of malice, it's just that sometimes the ingredients are more malicious, and Qi Wuce just holds the idea that even if he uses this malicious ingredient, he will cook a heart-warming dish for you.
With Qi Wuxuan's cooking skills, basically no one can resist the food cooked with heart.
As for the deliberate emphasis on ingredients, it is just a chef to express gratitude for the ingredients given by heaven and earth, well! Just to show gratitude for the ingredients, yes!
It's not Qi Wuce's fault, it's not the fault of the ingredients themselves, it's not the fault of the owners of the ingredients, in the final analysis, it's the world's fault! Or rather, it's all the fault of Shi Chen.
Of course, Qi Wuce's malice towards a certain monk is real, and this also stems from the fact that he himself is not used to seeing the Sanzang Master after his motherhood, although the Sanzang Master is very good, but Qi Wuce's thoughts are not accessible, and if the thoughts are not accessible, he will naturally vent a little bit......
Master Sanzang and Gudazi, these two are the only ones at this banquet who have some friendly malice in it.
In a certain matter, I have to say that Gollum Dazi and Master Sanzang have the same perfect nature, that is, the privilege of being the protagonist of many disasters and difficulties......
Qi Wuce didn't notice, as he introduced more and more, Skaha and the others had already given up their psychological resistance and let their bodies involuntarily start eating.
Qi Wuce, who was full of joy in death, also didn't notice that Skaha's eyes were already full of danger when he looked at him.
"Ahh Oops, it's a shame to say that I'll have to try these two main dishes quickly. ”
As a walking mockery machine, Qi Wuce never realized how much his words and actions attracted hatred at certain times.
"Of course, the more you eat, the more it represents the recognition of my cooking skills, in that case, I have to introduce the main ingredients of these two dishes, so that I am not ashamed of the owner of this ingredient."
The words fell, except for the two girls and girls (?) who were still gobbling up and completely falling into the hell of gluttony. Otherwise, the rest of the people stopped what they were doing.
At this time, no one noticed that Master Sanzang was taking advantage of the drunkenness to quietly stretch out her hand to the meat dish full of the smell of meat, and she had already made up her mind to come to the last time, "Wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha has left it in his heart." ”
"If the world learns from me, it is like entering the path of demons" As for this passage, the drunken Master Sanzang said that his own Dharma, as a Buddha of Zhantan Merit, will not be weaker than that of the Living Buddha Jigong.
Except for the sound of eating and swallowing, the atmosphere at the banquet was cold and a little terrible.
Youngster quietly reached under the table and grasped the hilt of a strangely shaped "sword" from the golden ripples.
Matthew's big shield never left her body, and at this time, she was slowly leaning towards the big shield behind her.
Behind the two Skaha, two magic spears that have been condensed with magic power and vowed to penetrate the target are ready to be launched.
Although the shrewd Qi Wuce sometimes makes mistakes like a cute fool, in fact, most of the time, he maintains his fine style as a slippery old yellow eel.
If the terrifying atmosphere comparable to the Hongmen Banquet at this time could not make Qi Wuce react, it could only mean that Qi Wuce here was definitely not Qi Wuce.
Now, there are two paths in front of Qi Wuce, the first is to honestly beat up Skaha and the others to relieve their anger, and the second is to desperately resist and resist strictly.
Qi Wuce knew very well that Matthew had no ill will towards him, and the action of approaching the shield was not to pick up the shield and give Qi Wuce a real blow to the back of the shield.
Instead, Matthew's purpose in sneaking up on the shield was to stop the three earth-destroying Phantasms in the coming storm.
Matthew is a good girl, I'm afraid that at the moment of the storm, Matthew will stand in the middle of everyone as a gold medal mediator without hesitation to ease the atmosphere.
All of the above things that will happen are clear in his heart, but what he wants to say to Matthew now is that "Actually, the face is connected to the treasure or something, it's just me and Skaha and Jin Shining's jokes on weekdays, in fact, they all know that even a single shot of the treasure in my face will have no effect on me, it is just a joke to vent." ’
However, in this situation, Qi Wuxue can't say these words in his heart, otherwise......
After the end of this anomaly, Skaha, who has harvested the memories of the clone, will suddenly and helplessly carry out a cruel domestic violence at some point in the future.
It is impossible to let Matthew block the gun for him, he must be responsible, and he still has to rely on himself to carry the pot he provoked.