Cottage gods:

Retarded, an idiot, drooling, fighting scum, no breasts, and can eat anything you pick up on the side of the road.

True God:

The squinted eyes seem to be unfathomable, the temperament is elegant and noble, always smiling, the level is extremely high, the giant 〇, will give people candy to eat, and will also send various other small snacks.

No matter how you look at it, the big sister is more like a god, anyway, they are all gods, can you change teammates? Well, just thinking about it.

Huang Taiyi once understood the religion of this world, after all, religion is very powerful, and if you don't do it, something will really happen.

The result is very nonsense.

Religion can be done casually, as long as you spend money to get a license from the relevant institutions, and pay the fee every year according to the scale, the approval is basically just to see, and as a result, there are all kinds of cats and dogs, and there is no way to complain.

The school clubs are a bit more complicated than that, and at least there is a rule that if there are not enough people to disband, this sect doesn't even have this rule.

So no matter what sect it is, they usually don't talk to each other much, and everyone is quite polite.

You say you're a decent person? Could it be that your license is not expensive to get? What kind of big guy are you pretending?

As a result, the relationship between the clergy is relatively harmonious, as long as they see something more like their peers, they all call them the parishioners first, everyone has a way to get rich together, and they run away together when they are in danger, and basically they don't hack each other much.

God? They all spent money to get licenses, and they also had a hammer, of course, several relatively large sects did rely on real skills to support them.

"Destiny...... This...... It seems to be remarkable......"

The big sister's smile still hasn't changed.

"yes, it's amazing, look, how cute."

Huang Taiyi put his hands on Si Ming's shoulders and gently pushed forward.

Except for being cute sometimes, it's basically useless, so let's just put it on the look.

"Wow! Do you really understand? ”

Suddenly, the atmosphere around the big sister began to change.

"Huh?"

Huang Taiyi was nervous by this sudden unfolding, and quickly took a step back.

At this moment, the eldest sister had already gently stretched out her arms and hugged Si Ming's head.

duang！

The super great boobs and Si Ming's cheeks rubbed against each other, and they made a sound that I don't know if it was a hallucination.

"That's it! Sure enough, it's still a little stupid and cute child.,Na Na Na, what's your name?,Ah, ah, ah, so cute and cute! ”

duang，duang……

The big sister was super happy to rub around with Si Ming, and the wonderful sound was endless.

"Sugar ...... The sugar should be squeezed out of the mouth...... Woohoo......"

Si Ming was rubbed like a rice cake, and there was a subtle deformation.

"Do you want to be my child? It's okay to call Mom! Otherwise, let's call it first and listen to it, whether it's good or not! There's nothing to lose anyway. ”

"Goo-goo-goo-goo......"

Under the rubbing of the eldest sister, Si Ming seemed to start foaming at the mouth, and it seemed that his eyes began to roll over...... It should still be sober, well, probably fine......

"Let's take a step and talk."

The pitch-black monk finally opened his mouth angrily, and a lot of miscellaneous fish that seemed to belong to the church poured up around him to block the outside.

"That's all there is to it."

There was no way, Huang Taiyi could only nod and agree.

The eldest sister has been sticking to Si Ming on the road like eating leftover rice grains.

After arriving at the room of a certain big hotel, he smiled and sorted out Si Ming's hair, and hummed a song of unknown meaning.

Si Ming had sugar in his mouth and remained motionless at his mercy.

It seems that it doesn't matter what you eat as long as you have sugar, this guy has a lot of skills that will make people wonder whether to surprise or complain.

The people of the church were scattered in various rooms, and no one came to disturb them.

"I'm Ning Lu, my reputation is not very good, you should be able to see it, right?"

The dark monk sat on one side of the table, sighed in embarrassment, and reported his name.

It's not called a big man.

"Yes, then this Ah ...... My sister is a living saint, and Santa Monica is right. ”

Huang Taiyi immediately thought of the legends he had heard, and indeed as the other party said, the fame of the two of them can be described as great.

Gunno Destroyer Monk Ninglu, known for his ferocious fighting style, the living saint Santa Monica, a true saint who saved countless wounds, although it is completely invisible, but the two are indeed husband and wife, and it seems that they have been famous for more than thirty years, that is to say, they may be fifty or sixty years old now.

These two people can instantly make up all kinds of books in their brains, which is simply the embodiment of the word "contrast" in the real world.

Santa Monica, immersed in the act of playing with Si Ming.

"Our son, the last Master of the Templar Order of the Church of Salvation, died fighting the Legion of the Undead...... Although we still have a little daughter who is still practicing, she has become like this since then, and I always feel that some silly children should be our sons, sorry for causing you trouble, and I will compensate you with something later. ”

Ning Lu glanced at his wife gloomily, and his resolute face was inevitably crushed by sadness.

"I see...... But she looks happy now, and instead of being overwhelmed by her grief, maybe it's okay to be like this now, and make up for it or something."

It was the first time Huang Taiyi had heard of such a thing.

I always feel like I've seen the setting of a similar berserker somewhere.,Look at the kind that everyone thinks it's their own son.,There seems to be little in common between the two except for the chest.。

One more thing, did their son turn out to be the type with worrying IQ? Did you suddenly know a very amazing secret?

No matter what kind of person he is, he is a real martyr after all, and he is so high that he doesn't know where to go.

"That's right, I think so too, we have built a lot of orphanages over the years, and we have been going back and forth every once in a while, and I have accidentally heard about things here, of course, I can't sit idly by, and when the time comes, she is going to set up a large one-way protective barrier on the outskirts of the city, which can be resisted to some extent."

Ning Lu didn't hide anything, and made the intention of the two of them clear.

"That...... Will there really be a war? It's a waste of money ......"

Huang Taiyi suddenly felt that a lot of information could be extracted from Ning Lu, a great monk who had no scheming, so he pretended to be compassionate and asked.

"There's no way to do it, after all, the lynx is not something that can be communicated, I've already taken a look, the city defense is doing well, and there are a few masters in charge, plus my combat power, the possibility of winning is not small."

Ning Lu did not say "I will definitely win", so it can be seen that there is not much certainty.

"By the way, you're well-informed, I don't know if you've ever fought with a bobcat?"

The emperor asked with a knock on the side.

"No, it's impossible, the lynx only wakes up from the ground every three hundred years or so, patrolling its territory according to certain rules, and destroying everything that stands in its way by the way, since the predecessors of three hundred years ago were able to repel him, we will definitely be able to do it today, after all, no matter how big it is, it is just a brute."

Ning Lu proudly puffed up his broad chest and clenched his fists.

"It's ...... It's huge......"

"If it's not called a bobcat, it's naturally quite big, much bigger than you think."

“……”

Huang Taiyi finally realized that he had made a mistake, and quickly felt an embarrassed but polite smile on his face.

Originally, the bobcat did not refer to a wild cat, but a cat as big as a mountain......

There is no grass in the place where it passes.

God TM Lynx, the last time I saw a similar name was composed of a molten mountain dragon.

"If there is nothing important, it is better for you to leave quickly, not only is there a threat from the bobcats, but the monsters that have been driven out of the territory by the bobcats are now hovering nearby, and if the bobcats approach, they are afraid that they will form a huge beast tide to hit the level here. Almost half of the people in the last expedition team were killed because there were so many monsters around them that they couldn't detect the movement of the bobcats. ”

Ning Lu remembered the tragic situation of those people, and he didn't want Huang Taiyi to stay more and more.

"Is there something you can discuss about this?"

The emperor knew that his opportunity had come.

It's an idiot to have thighs and not hug them, let alone such fierce thighs.