Chapter 3: Thank you to the god of work

If you want to dominate the world, you naturally have to endure the suffering that ordinary people can't bear.

Bai Qi, Li Xin, Meng Tian, and Li Si were originally just ordinary monks, if nothing else, cultivating a golden pill, it is estimated that they can wait for seven or eight hundred years and then die of old age

And now, they can go down to earth, all because of the reason of Zhen's master, not to mention their cultivation has risen greatly, but they have also realized what they have been pursuing, the concept of personal cultivation and becoming immortals, and others don't care about life and death.

What a narrow-minded, ridiculous, self-serving thing that is!

They never thought that they would still have the opportunity to run around for the common people in the world, and burn their lives for the common people in the world!

In a word, it is to travel around the world and then notify one of the following countries

"Listen to it, Master Zhen has already decided, to let the Qin State dominate the world, and then let all the people live a good life, vigorously develop productive forces, enhance national cohesionΓ· scholarly power, and self-identity, you are all in the way, hurry up and dedicate the country."

The kings of the countries must not be willing, and there are short-tempered people such as the king of Chu, who slapped the table on the spot and shouted

"How can this be reasonable, I ran this place in the era of Chu State, and I only knew a little magic, and I actually bewitched the public, asking my Chu State to donate land and give it to the tigers and wolves of Qin State?"

Li Si thought for a moment and said

"It's not a dedication, it's a merger and reunification, this is a good thing for the nation and the people, and the history books will account for you in the future."

Bai Qi also said

"Yes, we advise you, King Chu, that you should be obedient and obedient, otherwise when we take action in person, you may be miserable."

King Chu waved his hand and laughed

"Joke! When was my King Chu afraid! ”

As soon as the words fell, the king of Chu was taken away by the monks, and he would not want his life, but he was taken away and taken to the cave as a professional author.

Write specifically, and don't do anything else.

Within half a year, he was bald, getting thinner and thinner, and he would say a word every day

"I regret it, I regret it now, give me another chance, I will definitely take the initiative to contribute to the country."

When the other nations saw this, needless to say, they wept and offered their own country.

Those who take the initiative to donate the country can at least be a rich man to live their lives, but if they don't dedicate the country, then like the King of Chu, they will be arrested as a professional author, so miserable, I would rather go to the kiln as a man and sell skin and meat to work, rather than be a professional author!

King Yingzheng of Qin, with the help of Bai Qi, Li Xin, Meng Tian, Li Si and others, cleared all obstacles on the road to unifying the world.

The history is known as "Qin Wang Sweep".

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Hetu sat on the mountain, pondering what movie to make next.

But in fact, his first film "A Chinese Ghost Story" did not achieve the set goal.

The original intention of Hetu is to make the common people yearn for a better life after watching "A Chinese Ghost Story", sing the praises of poignant love, and denounce all kinds of dross under the feudal superstition.

But in fact, it seems that the effect is a little not very good, mainly because after those people watched the premiere, they immediately rushed to work and set up two temples, one to worship the Gongshen River Map, and the other to worship Qingming Niangniang.

Hetu wondered, why do I put on a movie, you call me the god of movies, I can accept it a little, but I call me the god of work, what does this mean!

Also, my junior sister is like a flower, forever eighteen years old, why is it a mother, a mother, a mother?

The most important thing is that there can be spiritual beliefs, but fanatical personality cults are unacceptable.

He and Qingming are very good, which Hetu can understand, but in order to develop a good social atmosphere, Hetu feels that it is necessary to correct it.

Tough correction is certainly not advisable, and it must be imperceptibly followed.

At that time, Shi Jinlang was called and asked him to go to the people to inquire.

What do these people think? What is our idea of "A Chinese Ghost Story", you go and ask.

Shi Jinlang listened to the words of Master Zhen, and immediately packed up and went down the mountain.

There may be a bar demon to ask

"No, don't you Zhen want everyone in the world to be fair, the society to be harmonious, and eliminate all privileged classes? How did you become a privileged class yourself? ”

Hetu is very innocent, how can he be called a privileged class? This is called great ability, and you have to take more responsibility.

It's very different from those cold-blooded ghosts who think about themselves in everything, as long as they are in front of them, no matter who they are, they will produce without blinking their eyes!

Without further ado, Shi Jinlang went down the mountain and dressed up in disguise.

After all, he is also a person who has played electric eyes now, although he is a grandmother with heavy makeup, but he is also worried that no passers-by will recognize him.

Just put on makeup to look like grandma, okay, don't worry about it now, passers-by will definitely recognize me!

Shi Jinlang, who was dressed as his grandmother, met a farmer who was plowing after coming down the mountain.

Now "A Chinese Ghost Story" is being broadcast at a high density, and at the gate of Shaxian County, there is a mixed element mirror, which is playing the epic masterpiece "A Chinese Ghost Story" on a loop all the time.

Hetu often sees "A Chinese Ghost Story" at the gate of Shaxian County, constantly playing beautiful pictures of demons and monsters, as well as eerie music, terrifying sets and special effects.

Ah, the people must be in a happy mood.

Shi Jinlang found the farmer and quickly asked

"Little farmer, ...... you say"

But before Shi Jinlang finished speaking, the wrinkled farmer in front of him frowned and said

"What are you talking nonsense, young man? I see that you are very young, why are you so rude? At my age, you're more than enough to be your father, how can you call me little brother? I'll call you little brother. ”

After the farmer finished speaking, Shi Jinlang introduced himself

"The contemptible man is eighty and two this year, may I ask this farmer brother Gui Geng?"

"Big brother, you ask."

The farmer quickly bowed his head modestly and said.

"Do you know me?"

Shi Jinlang showed that he was turning around, and when he saw that the farmer didn't react, he reversed it again and asked again

"Do you recognize that?"

"Ahh Yes! Ahβ€”β€”!h You're not the one! The farmer touched his mouth

"Tell me, what's the matter?"

Shi Jinlang saw it, and the other party didn't recognize him, but now it's time to ask some serious questions

"What do you think of "A Chinese Ghost Story" ......"

Before he could finish speaking, the farmer scolded

"That deflated calf got that thing, and put it at the door of our Shaxian County every day, I am so hot in the summer, I am in a cold sweat when I think about it!"

"Master Zhen, that is, the god of work you worship."

The farmer was quick to speak

"The god of work is really for the country and the people. When I say deflated, it means a unique meaning, calf, it is a lonely and defeated, and the son is the meaning of bowing down and being willing to be a son of a cow. "A Chinese Ghost Story" is good-looking, I don't feel hot in the summer on this hot day, thank you to the god of work! ”

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