Chapter 123: It's Broken!
Lu Dan said righteously: "The ownership of the Cosmic Rubik's Cube belongs to S.H.I.E.L.D., and I hope that the Fire Transmission Department can return it immediately!" β
Yo, you were dozing off just now, otherwise why would you be daydreaming?
The most important thing is that in the original plot, Asgard took away the Cosmic Rubik's Cube, you didn't talk nonsense, and now I take it, you don't give up, do you look down on us Lothric?
Okuroko on the line coughed twice and said: "I'll say something fair......"
He barabala for a long time, and the fire prevention girl didn't listen to a word. Who doesn't know that the starting style of pulling the bias frame is "I'll be fair", this is knowing that reasoning can't be a fireproof woman, so he simply wants to force the fireproof woman to obey through political force.
The fireproof girl is going to laugh off her big teeth.
Playing politics with me? I really don't know where your braised eggs come from. One thing to say, it is indeed a good hand at espionage with boiled eggs, but playing politics is also the level of the aunt of the neighborhood committee. His hierarchical management system seems rigorous, but in fact it is harsh and unkind, and in the end it has completely become a breeding ground for the hatching of hydras.
People are not machines, and they cannot be set in stone. No system will become a plate of loose sand, but relying on the system alone will also be detached, S.H.I.E.L.D. has become a snake shield bureau whose pot is it, it's not his boiled eggs, politics is the hearts of the people, and his boiled eggs really don't understand the hearts of the people!
The fireproof girl really wants to say to the boiled egg, playing politics, S.H.I.E.L.D. can't do it, and you have the ability to call your boss Hydra out!
The other officials also echoed Balabala, and the meaning of the words was to ask the Fire Transmission Department to hand over the Cosmic Rubik's Cube.
In this regard, the fire prevention girl smiled slightly, and gave two words: "It's broken." β
"What's broken?"
The fireproof woman spread her hands and said: "The Cosmic Rubik's Cube is broken, in order to control the nuclear bomb, it is overloaded, and it will be broken with a bang." β
The boiled egg also came prepared, threw a stack of photos on the table, and asked, "Then how do you explain these satellite photos?" β
The firefighter picked it up and looked at it, and found that it was the same thing she looked like after handling the nuclear bomb and strolling down the street with the Cosmic Rubik's Cube.
Okuroko echoed: "Yes, how do you explain this. β
Can I explain it to you?
The fireproof woman continued to reply with two words: "It's broken." β
"What's broken this time?"
"Your satellites are broken."
Everyone: "......"
The boiled egg slapped the table and said loudly: "You are lying! β
yes, I'm lying, but so what?
The fireproof girl said: "Unless you have conclusive evidence that I have the Cosmic Rubik's Cube, I will never admit that I lied!" β
The boiled egg took out an instrument from under the table and said, "The Cosmic Rubik's Cube emits faint gamma rays all the time, and this instrument made by Dr. Bruce Banner is ready to capture these rays." If it rings, it means that the Rubik's Cube is nearby, are you going to let me open it? β
Cut, it's so evil, who are you scaring about!
The fireproof woman said fearlessly: "Okay, you open it, just to prove my innocence!" β
"Beep beep ......"
The instrument rang when the fireproof girl said that she was innocent, and the boiled egg turned it in another direction, and suddenly it stopped ringing, and then it beeped again.
"What else do you have to say?" The boiled egg was extremely excited, and said loudly: "The cosmic cube is on you!" β
Knock, it's really useful, I thought you were bluffing me.
Officials also cheered.
The fireproof girl scratched her face, sighed, and said embarrassedly: "It's broken!" β
Those two words again?
The boiled egg widened his eyes, should you be talking about it......
"yes, it must be your machine that is broken."
The boiled egg was about to go crazy, and the corners of the officials' mouths twitched. With this ability to tell nonsense with his eyes open and not change his face, he really deserves to be a queen!
The fireproof woman smiled and knocked on the table: "What are you doing in a daze, time is precious, hurry up and move on to the next topic." β
If you dare to love you, you're about to turn the page, right?
The boiled egg stood up and asked, "Do you dare to accept the body search?" β
"Of course I dare!" The fireproof woman asked rhetorically: "But do any of you dare to carry it out?" β
The braised egg's face turned iron-blue.
The fireproof woman stood up, looked around and said, "S.H.I.E.L.D.? FBI? Interpol? U.S. Congress? UN? If one counts as one, who would dare to search me? Who would dare to search the body of a national leader? Nick Fury, your behavior has seriously damaged the friendship between LomΓ© and MΓ©ric, is an insult to the Lothric royal family, and an unwarranted violation of the feelings of the Lothric people, if you don't give me a reasonable explanation today, I have reason to believe that this is a malicious and groundless slander by the US government against Lothric, in order to defend the dignity of the country, I have decided to immediately terminate the supply contract of green flowers and moss balls, until this incident is revealed! β
As soon as these words came out, not to mention the officials, even Okuroko couldn't sit still. Thanks to the strong support of Hydra before, new drugs have been rolled out all over the world, and American pharmaceutical companies have made a lot of money as the only designated agents, and they definitely don't mind changing presidents to let them know that the president has cut off their financial route.
Okuroko coughed and said, "I'll be fair, Director Fury, you are too extreme, how can you doubt the leader of a country?" Putting aside the cosmic cube in advance, in short, you apologize to Her Majesty. β
I'll apologize first, I'm obviously for the safety of the world.
The braised egg was so aggrieved that he almost didn't open his mouth to sing a piece of Dou E's injustice.
The fire prevention girl is secretly refreshed, playing politics with me, when my previous layout is fake. Don't say that I use a country to pressure you, even if you put aside Lustric, you are a department of S.H.I.E.L.D. that spends money, and you fight with a department that makes money with my fire department, that's not a flange dung pit shining with light, looking for!
Under pressure from the president, Lu Dan forced his anger and said, "I'm sorry, Your Majesty. I am the head of S.H.I.E.L.D., and I have the right to question it out of professional ethics, and it has nothing to do with the US government! β
Yo, give me the thorns! The fireproof girl didn't give a good face at all, and slammed the table: "What has nothing to do with the US government, don't play word games with me!" Your nationality is the United States, and you were an American before you became the head of S.H.I.E.L.D.! β
This is said beautifully, and Okuroko was so moved that he almost took the hand of the fire prevention girl and called the fellow. The U.S. government can make a lot of efforts to become the director of the S.H.I.E.L.D. bureau, and I expected him to help the United States speak fairly, but it turned out that this white-eyed wolf cried poor with the Congress when he was fine, and when he had something, he used the excuse of avoiding suspicion to flash people, and he didn't help, and he made trouble all day long, not to mention that Okuroko was more troublesome.
Seeing the fireproof woman slapping the table, the boiled egg couldn't suppress the fire, and also slapped the table and shouted: "It's good that you know that I am the director of S.H.I.E.L.D., I am responsible for the security of the world, and I wonder what's wrong with you?" β
Hey, kick your nose in the face, huh. Wait, I'll make a trick and let your boss teach you a lesson!
The fireproof girl threw the water glass on the table to the ground with a bang: "I am the Minister of Fire Transmission, and I am also responsible for the safety of the world, and I still doubt you!" β
In addition to embezzlement of public funds, illegal surveillance, private yamen, deception, illegal research, and failure to report information, what else do I have to see?
He roared, "What do you suspect of me? β
The firefighter also roared: "I suspect that there are Hydra spies in S.H.I.E.L.D!" β
Slippery! Pierce, who had been dozing off, suddenly slipped under his seat, he was still calculating the losses of this Zitari invasion, but the fire of war burned on his head, this is not a lying gun.
The boiled egg laughed twice: "What are you kidding, how can there be a hydra in my S.H.I.E.L.D." Don't forget, in the operation to eliminate the new Hydra led by Whitehall, it is our S.H.I.E.L.D. main force! β
New hydra? Why don't you be a new white lady!
The fireproof girl sighed, and said with a smile: "Then do you dare to conduct a self-inspection operation in S.H.I.E.L.D.?" β
The boiled egg puffed up his chest and said, "Of course I ......"
"Enough!" Pierce suddenly slapped the table and said sharply to the boiled egg: "Director Fury, now that the states of the United States have not fully restored order, and the people are in dire straits, we should devote our limited energy to serving the world's security without worrying about some details!" β
The boiled egg was unwilling to say: "But ......"
"No, but!" Pierce said with a sad face: "Think about those comrades who sacrificed, don't let their blood be shed in vain!" β
The boiled egg thought of Coulson.
ββ¦β¦ Understood, S.H.I.E.L.D. will do its best to assist the United States in restoring order. β
Pierce nodded with satisfaction: "This is our good director." β
Okusuno took the lead and applauded.
The scene was suddenly filled with a happy atmosphere.
Cosmic Rubik's Cube? Maybe it is possible to extract infinite energy from it, but it is too far away, and the wealth, status, and power in front of you are more attractive.
After the fire prevention girl finished beating a stick, she didn't mind giving a sweet date: "The eldest princess of my country is also interested in participating in the aid operation, and the light therapy taught by the angels can help the seriously ill patients well and relieve the pressure on the medical staff." β
By the way, you can also preach a religion and engage in cultural invasion.
Okuroko: "Thank you! β