Chapter 62: Serious People Who Write Novels
The two of them still didn't bring Shizune and guinea pork, and after dark, they borrowed a barbecue grill from a barbecue restaurant and went straight to Hokage.
For tourists who are not residents of Konoha , Hokage Rock is equivalent to an Internet celebrity attraction in the previous life, and it is necessary to check in once, and if you don't get to Hokage Rock, you are not a hero.
The two hurriedly assembled the barbecue grill, put a suckling pig rack prepared in advance on it, and simply applied a layer of oil, Ye Hehua left it alone, and Tsunade was responsible for turning the iron rod to make the suckling pig heat more evenly.
The cool evening breeze blew through my ears, and a few small trees in the distance shook their leaves, making the suddenly hot leaves a little cooler.
"Tsunade, I heard that a man has been chasing you for a long time."
Ye and Hua sit on a flat rock, overlooking the night view of Konoha. I suddenly remembered "Ultraman Tiga" that I watched when I was a child, and the old village has returned. That's the former village, the warm lights of the clear trickling stream, the former village that has not been destroyed by modernization.
"Well, there's such a person." Tsunade felt a little nervous for no reason, why did he suddenly ask this? It must have been what Tuan Zang told him.
"Can you tell me what kind of person he is?" Ye Kazuka admired the night view of Konoha Village, and asked if he had a match, he wanted to know what Tsunade thought of Jiraiya, and whether Tsunade Ji had ever loved Jiraiya, which had always been an unsolved mystery in the world before the crossing.
"He's a very annoying person who writes novels." Tsunade turned the roast suckling pig and replied with mixed feelings, she only had friendship with Jiraiya, and she didn't have any thoughts of liking.
"Do you hate writing novels?" Ye Hehua carefully observed Tsunade's eyes and asked.
"Of course." As soon as he said this, Tsunade came to the nature and chattered: "He also wrote me as the heroine in one of the novels.,And then confessed to me in the book.,It's annoying to think about it.。 ”
"Indeed." Ye Hehua nodded thoughtfully: "Who wrote the novel in my heart." ”
"That's right, aren't novels all deceitful and obscene?" Tsunade has a great prejudice against writing novels, and it's not just about it because he has to take the blame, but also because other people who write novels.
The content of the ninja world's novels is somewhat similar to the Japanese literary works of Ye Hehua's previous life, which clearly distinguishes love and sex, and does not think that sex is something to be ashamed of, so there are many descriptions of that aspect in the novel, which is very explicit and generous.
First, it can be sublimated to love through sex, and explore human nature; Second, it can also stimulate sales, so you need to have just the right meal. And Zilai is a master in this area.
"Do you write novels?" Sensing the change in Ye Hehua's expression, Tsunade suddenly asked.
"I don't write, do you write?" Ye Hehua sorted out his expression and shook his head, in fact, he had written a novel before he crossed over, and the novel despised the online text at the bottom of the chain, and the online text despised the sand sculpture fanfic at the bottom of the chain.
"Who writes novels for serious people?" Tsunade said disdainfully, although I gamble and default on gambling debts, I am a serious girl, the older kind.
"Can anyone write a novel be a serious person?"
Ye Hehua followed Tsunade's words and picked up another sentence, his tone full of disdain for this profession, but he couldn't let Tsunade see that he had written a novel.
"Cheap!"
"Cheap!"
The two glanced at each other, saw the sincerity in each other's eyes, scolded in unison, and then looked at each other and smiled.
Tsunade is scolding the ninja world for writing novels.,All of them are very obscene.,Add that kind of content to the book.,And I'm proud of it.。
Ye Hehua is scolding himself in his previous life, there is no more cheap than writing online articles on the street, knowing that the hope of becoming popular is very slim, knowing that after becoming popular, he will marry others, knowing that moving bricks can make more money.
I still relied on my enthusiasm to rush into this cause, maybe I was really cheap, and I rushed to make leeks and give them to people to cut.
"Why are you smiling so bitterly?"
Tsunade stopped his bright smile, looked at Ye Hehua with a complicated expression and asked, aren't we criticizing those who write novels?
"It's nothing, I see that the suckling pig is almost roasted."
Ye Hehua evaded, life is like this, some things don't want to be mentioned again, some people don't want to see each other again, let the stupid past pass.
A golden vortex loomed from Ye Hehua's side, and a delicate ceramic bottle fell.
"No wonder you have so many treasures, it turns out that you are using the spirit base of the Hero King." Tsunade said sourly, he used to be stupid to think why Ye Hehua only inherited one spirit base, and he could have hundreds of treasures, did he hide the number of spirit bases.
It wasn't until the flash pool was up, and Tsunade smashed out the treasure hero queen with the holy crystal of Krypton in advance, that she realized that this servant had a foul "collector" skill, and the attack mod was to lose treasures from the king's wealth and Dangping A, and it was Ye Hehua who could have countless treasures and treasures.
"Don't talk about that." Ye Hehua opened the ceramic bottle, poured some of the powder on top of the roast suckling pig, and then used a brush to spread the powder evenly.
"What kind of spice is this? It smells so good! Tsunade twitched his delicate nose, and the tempting aroma came to his nose, and this unknown bottle of seasoning made the originally ordinary roast suckling pig have the level of a state banquet in an instant.
"The King's Treasure contains all the items that can be called treasures. In the ancient world of FGO, people limited the cooking methods of meat to roasting and boiling, and condiments were also considered treasures at that time.
This bottle of [barbecue seasoning] is the embodiment of this concept, and after becoming a treasure and being included in the treasure, it has a level that can truly match the word treasure. ”
Ye Hehua raised the ceramic vial in his hand and explained its origin. In short, the original condiment, which was very rare in ancient times, was sublimated once, reaching the level of a dream condiment.
"I really envy you, you can have whatever you want, is there anything that is not in the king's treasury?"
Tsunade looked enviously at the direction in which the golden vortex disappeared, this almost omnipotent ability was too foul.
Ye Hehua pondered for a moment and replied, "If there are certain treasures specifically specified, then there may not be." But if you want to achieve the same goal, the King's Treasure can easily do it. ”
For example, the King's Treasure does not include Karna's Golden Armor and God Killing Spear, but if you search for it with the requirements of reducing damage from hits and attacking the gods, Wang Cai will be able to retrieve a large number of treasures with this function, and the best of them may not be much worse than the treasures held by Karna.
The King's Treasure does not contain Siegfried's Evil Dragon Blood Armor, but there is a lot of Evil Dragon Blood, and there are also some items that increase the absorption rate when bathing in Dragon Blood, so you can create a copycat Siegfried with a little trouble.
Shiny's strongest ability has never been EA that can destroy the world, but the all-encompassing treasure of the king, and EA is only one of the collections. It's just that the second flash dies every day, and there is no omniscient and all-powerful star, so I am too lazy to use it.