Chapter 338: Cunning Monkey
"Yes, it's unnatural to look at her." On issues of principle, Liu Junhao has always been based on Zhang Qian's opinions. He didn't dislike it on his face, but he sighed vigorously in his heart, it seems that what the book says is really right, when a beautiful woman sees a woman who is more beautiful than herself, her first feeling is not to marvel at how beautiful the other party is, but to do everything possible to choose the shortcomings of others, and further magnify these shortcomings to balance their psychology.
Then again, the woman's skin was indeed not as good as that of his wife. Zhang Qian now insists on a glass of honey water a day, her skin is as delicate as tender tofu, and many tourists who come to play here ask her about the secret recipe for maintenance.
Zhang Qian rested at home for a while, and saw that it was about to be afternoon class time, so she left for school early.
Seeing off his wife, Liu Junhao sat in front of the computer and got busy. But after sitting for about ten minutes, I didn't type a word. The main reason is that Liu Guangju only said a rough idea of whether to hold a bonfire party or find out that the competition has not been determined, and the time has not been decided.
He thought for a moment and dialed the phone again.
"Well, why don't you ask for everyone's opinions on the Internet now and see what they think?" Liu Guangju's idea of a summer camp had just come out, and he originally planned to discuss it with Liu Junhao when he was mature. But I happened to meet today and said it casually, so I didn't have any specific plans.
"Well, okay" Liu Junhao also felt that he should go to the eighteenth floor to solicit everyone's opinions, after all, no matter how good they considered, tourists would be blind if they didn't buy it.
Posts like his belong to advertising posts, and generally moderators will delete them directly when they encounter them, but there are exceptions, mainly because Liu Junhao is too famous on the forum, and three-tenths of those essence posts are sent by him, so the administrator has always turned a blind eye to his advertising posts. If you want to say that Liu Junhao has not contributed to the forum, every time he posts, many divers and soy sauce passers appear one after another, and the forum is immediately lively. Therefore, among the many forums on the eighteenth floor, the activity of the rural sector has always been in the top three, second only to urban home and fashion and beauty. The former is the latest information on some property market purchases, and the latter is a paradise for ladies, and the activity is naturally high.
Liu Junhao's landing forum generally goes straight to the rural section, but Zhang Qian is different, every time she goes online, she has to go into the fashion and beauty version to see, in her words, she has to be addicted if she doesn't buy it.
After the post was sent, Liu Junhao found a book on the Internet and flipped it indiscriminately, and saw that his QQ suddenly popped up a message box. He clicked on it and saw that there was a picture of a person who was not a ghost on the top, followed by a sentence below: "Cousin-in-law, look at my head like a cow or not."
Who is this man? The hair on his head was dyed red and green, and he suddenly looked like a pheasant raised at home. I don't know if I drew it with a colored pen or something on my face, so I painted it heavily along both eyes for a week. Although people asked him if his name was brother-in-law. But he didn't recognize it at first glance, and after reading the information inside, he knew that it was He Yifan, the cousin of Aunt Zhang Qian's family. But this should be class time, isn't it time for this kid to skip class again?
Every time Zhang's mother called, she had to say that this little cousin was a good headache. This kid is becoming more and more lawless, and a few days ago he had to buy a motorcycle to go to school, saying that many of his classmates had bought it.
His parents were afraid that something would happen to the young man's rough motorcycle, so they didn't agree. At that time, the family was sitting at the dining table eating breakfast, He Yifan was angry, grabbed the porcelain basin where the soy milk was put and smashed it to the ground. His dad was immediately annoyed, and he slapped the kid to beat him. If it weren't for Aunt Zhang Qian's timely stop, I'm afraid the two would have planned to have a realistic version of "Father and Son Wu Zhuangyuan" at home.
Zhang's mother also said on the phone that He Yifan would come to Liujiagou to live for a period of time during the summer vacation, and he was not familiar with life here, so he should have no chance to learn badly. Aunt Zhang Qian used to be very good to her, and when she was in college, there was a time when the tuition was not enough, and the aunt borrowed the money. If it was something else, Zhang Qian would definitely not wrinkle and lose her head. But after listening to her cousin's "glorious deeds", how dare she promise to wait for the summer vacation.
"It's not like Niu B who is stupid X, and his hair is like a chicken nest." Liu Junhao didn't give this question a little polite to the young cousin, the key is that this child's remarks are too hateful, and he is brain-dead at first glance. What "God created the virgin, I created the woman".
"Cut, there is a generation gap with you, this is called non-mainstream understanding." The kid typed out a sentence rather depressedly.
"Then you continue to be non-mainstream, I'm going to get down" He was really in no mood to persuade this guy, after all, this person was fifteen or sixteen years old, and he already understood the truth. Besides, his father didn't listen to him, and he wouldn't take the words of one of his relatives to heart.
"Don't, I'm looking for you." As soon as He Yifan heard that he was going to turn off QQ, he hurriedly typed a word. Not to mention, this kid is a very fast type.
"What's the matter?" Liu Junhao asked crisply, he didn't want to go around the bend.
"I just read your post on the forum on the eighteenth floor of the summer camp, and I want to call my classmates to go with me during the summer vacation." He Yifan followed with a sentence.
"What?" Liu Junhao was obviously stunned when he saw the line at the bottom of the screen, and he was now a little skeptical that there was something wrong with his monitor.
"I said that I am going to organize a group to participate in the summer camp in your Liujiagou......"
"Wait a minute, I'm a little dizzy, and you're going up to the eighteenth floor?" Liu Junhao was still a little dizzy when he saw this, he was so surprised, he didn't expect that the first person to contact was this bear child.
"Why, non-mainstream can't access the Internet, we are also human beings, and we have to eat three meals a day." He Yifan replied angrily at that end.
"So you have to eat too." Liu Junhao finally typed a sentence quite speechlessly, it was indeed difficult to digest this information. In his impression, every time this cousin chatted with him, he had to play games without saying ten sentences, and once he had to help him punch the cards. When it comes to other topics, the bear child will either pretend not to hear or ignore it.
"Nonsense, let's talk about it in the end, I'll have to form a team later." In less than ten sentences, this kid showed his true face again.
"Yes, yes. But do you have what it takes to organize? Liu Junhao was very skeptical that a person like him, who often didn't mix in the class, how many people were willing to listen to him.
"It's too underestimating people, isn't it, I have a good relationship with the boss of our club, as long as I say a word, I will immediately pull forty or fifty people over for you."
"Society?" Liu Junhao was startled when he saw this word, this bear child would not be brain-dead enough to participate in any organization. Hurry up and tell Aunt Zhang Qian, don't wait for the problem to be too late.
"That's right, our school's game competition club has one or two hundred people in it, and I can talk in it."
Seeing the line of words above, Liu Junhao finally put his mind at ease. This bear child, who doesn't speak clearly, always makes people's hearts beat.
"Okay, if you can really organize it then, we're absolutely welcome. Other people can't guarantee it, but when you come to me, you can eat watermelon as you like. He Yifan's words always sound like bragging, but he finally did something serious, and Liu Junhao naturally wanted to open his mouth to express his support.
"Then let's say so, you will notify me when the summer camp starts."
Turning off the dialog box, Liu Junhao refreshed the page on the eighteenth floor again, and as expected, more than a dozen people have replied to his new post. He looked at the options and chose to know more. Of course, there are many people who want to participate in the bonfire party, and even more people propose to have a swimming competition below.
After everything was done, he moved a chair and sat in the courtyard.
As soon as the "squeak" monkey saw that the owner was idle, he immediately jumped to his side, holding a large peach in his hand and nibbling fiercely. Liu Junhao's face is full of resentment when he sees peaches now, the peaches are completely ripe, the size of a teacup, and the red is extraordinarily attractive, almost everyone who comes to the courtyard will be involuntarily attracted, and some people even offer to buy it. But after tasting it, they all shook their heads vigorously. If you want to say that it is not cooked, it is still a little sweet and sour. When it is ripe, it doesn't taste much anymore. There are many people who have tasted it, and everyone knows that there is a strange peach tree in his yard, and many people even deliberately stand under the peach tree to take pictures.
Having said that, judging from the appearance alone, this peach is indeed very deceptive.
What is going on with this peach, Liu Junhao specially asked the old man in the village, but he couldn't tell the reason, Liu Wuye gave an ambiguous answer, saying that it tasted like a pimple peach in the mountains before, and the peach tasted like sawdust. Even Professor Zhao, an expert who has been engaged in fruit cultivation all his life, could not give an accurate answer, only that it might be a mutation.
I can't find the reason, Liu Junhao is even more sure that it is a side effect of the stone lock, it seems that the spring water and the peach are rushing. If you want to plant peach trees at home in the future, you must not water the spring too much.
No one eats the peaches, but Wukong eats them deliciously, starting to pick them as soon as they are crispy, and now there are only a few left on the tree.
After a while, this guy ate a large peach into his stomach. The peach pit was not thrown as usual, but placed in front of the monkey's nest in a regular manner, and I don't know what the use of storing it is. To say that most of the animals in the yard have the habit of collecting, Xiaopi likes to hide bones, kittens like to bury fish in the sand, and the magpie is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and last year silently hid a large number of dates in the firewood and straw stack.
A large peach still did not satisfy the monkey, and it soon set its sights on the pears in the courtyard again. The fellow didn't eat alone, but climbed up the tree and picked two pears, which he put into a wooden basin and washed them, and one of them was handed to his master as if he were flattering.
The mouth of the eater is short, the man's hand is soft, looking at Wukong's appearance, Liu Junhao is embarrassed to reprimand it for being greedy.
"July walnuts and August pears, September persimmons are yellow" This is generally said to be the lunar calendar, and now it is only the end of June in the lunar calendar, and the pears should not be eaten at the time. But seeing the monkey holding and gnawing so happily, Liu Junhao couldn't help but take a bite.
At first, it was a little bitter. Then a refreshing honey spreads in the mouth. This taste seems to be very good, and Liu Junhao, who has been depressed by peaches for a long time, finally showed a little smile. However, he quickly remembered the problem of the pear pit, and quickly took two bites of the flesh, and only got to the third bite of the pit. Fortunately, the pear tree is relatively normal, and if there is another big pear pit, he will have to cry.
These days, the watermelon is a little annoying, and it is not bad to change the taste, Liu Junhao divided five by two, and the pear the size of a duck egg entered the stomach. It was hot in the afternoon, and a lot of sweat broke out on his head at this moment, and a pear did not quench his thirst at all, and he looked at the green grapes on the grape trellis. The grape was not as big as a glass bead a few days ago, but now it is hanging heavily on the shelves. Coupled with the thin layer of frost on the outside, it looks like agate.
The grapes are also ripe in the month, and since the pears are already edible, this thing is probably an early ripening variety.
"Goku, grapes!" He called out to his monkey and pointed to the trellis.
"Squeak......" The guy didn't seem to understand, and turned his head to yell at him.
"Grapes," he gestured to the largest bunch of grapes, shoving it into his mouth.
Now the monkey understood, his body quickly moved to the grape shelf, and his tail hooked the beam to catch the moon, and seven or eight grapes had fallen into its hands.
After Wukong picked the grapes, he didn't steal them, but gave them all to his master, and then looked at him with small eyes.
"I didn't raise you in vain, I know that there are good things to keep for the master." Liu Junhao touched its head with great satisfaction, and then wiped the frost off a grape and stuffed it into his mouth.
"Hiss......" He suddenly felt a heavy blow to his cheeks, and half of his face was instantly numb. After two or three seconds, a sour sensation that made him shiver spread from his teeth.
"I'm ......" Liu Junhao jumped up from the chair, this grape is too sour. He spit out a few mouthfuls of grapes in his mouth, and then rushed into the house and poured into the cold boiled water, only then did he feel his teeth recover.
"Squeak ......" Wukong saw his master's appearance and immediately jumped up on the ground. Look at that look, it's obviously gloating!
Liu Junhao also understood, this monkey, no wonder it picked no grapes and left none of them, and stuffed them all into his hands. I was so dizzy, I even thought it had changed its character. You must know that usually this guy always hides good things in the monkey's nest and eats them secretly, when does he take the initiative to stuff them into the owner's hands.
"Wukong, come over to me" Seeing that this guy was still jumping there, Liu Junhao was furious.
"Squeak ......" Hearing the master's call, the monkey retreated further.
"Come here, come over and give you dates." Liu Junhao tried his best to tempt.
"Squeak ......" The guy said that he didn't come forward with anything, and the monkey's face showed disbelief.
What a failure to be a man, now you can't even fool a monkey! In the end, he could only dispel the idea of teaching Wukong a lesson in extreme depression