The fireproof girl shouted to please Thor, and there was a big mess.

The reason is very simple, Brother Hammer drank high.

After getting married, although Brother Hammer died of an old mother, he had an extra wife. And as we all know, your wife is definitely tens of thousands of times more cruel than your mother, after all, your mother really loves you, and your wife often uses you as a tool.

Although Sif really loves Brother Hammer, she is not as doting as Freya, and she decides to make Brother Hammer an ideal man and an ideal king. And the first thing is to ban alcohol, after all, getting drunk all day long doesn't look like a good man or a good king, so Brother Hammer is a proper tragedy.

Asgardians, you can die your father and mother, but you can't do without wine, so Brother Hammer was furious, picked up Meow Meow Hammer and prepared to have a friendly fight with Sif. On earth, beating a wife is definitely a wrong behavior, but in Asgard, martial arts are respected, and convincing people with reason between husband and wife is also a time-honored tradition and absolute political correctness, so no one stopped Thor, but cheered Thor again and again, asking him to give Sif a little bit of strength and regain the dignity of a man.

PS. It's none other than the three grandsons of the three warriors of Asgard, and Sif is really careless in making friends!

In short, Brother Hammer went with great spirits, and after five minutes, he came back like a defeated rooster.

Brother Hammer lost?

Of course not.

Although Brother Hammer is simple, his combat effectiveness is also top in Asgard, and Sif is a goddess of agriculture, a clerical worker, tearing the enemy is just a hobby, and he is definitely not Brother Hammer's opponent.

So why did Brother Hammer return home?

Because Sif didn't do anything with him at all, she just cried, and while crying, she said that she was sorry for Freya's trust, and took all the faults of Brother Hammer on herself, as if Brother Hammer had degenerated into a bastard who was worse than the three on the side of the road, and this was all caused by her.

Let's ask, the mother-in-law who passed away one by one, can Brother Hammer still fight?

So Sif only cried for four and a half minutes to get Brother Hammer, and the reason why Brother Hammer took five minutes to come out was because there was still 30 seconds from the dormitory to the outside, no way, this book is so rigorous.

In a word, Brother Hammer is almost broken by Sif, and the prohibition of alcohol is just one of the hundreds of rules, including many regulations such as taking a bath every day and washing your feet before going to bed, anyway, Brother Hammer doesn't understand what these have to do with becoming a king.

Sif said that it doesn't matter if you don't understand, strengthen your understanding in the implementation, and one day you will understand.

In this way, since the fight against Thor 2, Brother Hammer has been living in water and fire.

Of course, drinking Asgard is politically correct, so Siv is not trying to stop Hammer completely, but to prohibit him from drinking, and if there is a valid reason, then there is nothing wrong with drinking a little alcohol.

As for this justification, it includes missions to other countries.

After all, politics is a higher level of human interaction, and eating and drinking are inevitable. If you don't drink when others toast you, what do you want to do, follow Jing Ke's example to assassinate King Qin?

So with this legitimate reason, Brother Hammer completely let go without any suspense, it was really a bowl of wine, and those who came did not refuse. It is said that people are easy to get drunk when they are depressed, but in fact, they are more likely to get drunk when they are happy. Regardless of whether he is really drunk or fake, anyway, the earth's "low-alcohol sweet water" poured the famous Thor into the sky, holding the rubber tree potted plant in the corner of the banquet hall with a handful of snot and tears, and he had to become brothers of the opposite sex with someone else's chicken head and burning yellow paper.

Brother Hammer was drunk like this, and Siv was a little unhappy in her heart, but she didn't care too much. After all, when the four warriors of Asgard and Brother Hammer drank together, the jokes were much more serious than this, and the collective fruit was all there, and worshipping a potted plant was just a basic operation, and it didn't hurt the muscles and bones at all.

Although Sif is hobby to go into battle and tear the enemy, her essence is the goddess of the earth and agriculture, she is a civilian, and the plus points are all intelligence, so she fights so much. But as the external brain circuit that Odin and his wife chose for Brother Hammer, she is basically qualified, and in the face of the earth officials who came to flatter her, Sif handled them one by one with ease, not showing her domineering, but also expressing the advanced and superior of Asgard, which can be said to be very perfect.

But as soon as he was distracted, Brother Hammer was called away by the messenger sent by the fire prevention girl. And the Asgardians have always had two traditions, one is to drink before a fight, and the other is to fight after drinking, so as soon as Brother Hammer is out of sight, Siv knows that he is going to suffer. She was not afraid that someone would take advantage of Brother Hammer's drunkenness to bully Brother Hammer, but she was completely afraid that Brother Hammer would indiscriminately kill a passer-by after drinking.

After all, those superheroes here can withstand Brother Hammer's three punches and two kicks, and the other earthlings count one as one, and Brother Hammer can make their brains fly out at a speed of five meters per second with one punch.

So Sif asked where Brother Hammer was going, and hurried over, but he was still a step too late.

I saw Brother Hammer holding a meow hammer and shouting to the black panther hanging on the window: "Vibranium is garbage, and a true warrior disdains to hide in armor!" ”

Brother Hammer, Black Panther Leng, this Wakanda prince didn't see that Brother Hammer was talking drunk, those who dared to insult Vibranium were all bad guys, for the sake of Wakanda's political correctness, then he had to go back!

So the panther shouted: "Vibranium is not garbage, and those who don't know how to protect themselves are not warriors at all, but reckless men!" ”

The word reckless man deeply stimulated Brother Hammer, and from childhood to adulthood, countless people have scolded him for being reckless. My father has scolded, my brother has scolded, but my deceased mother has not been scolded. But in this way, Brother Hammer blamed himself even more, because this person who had never scolded him for being reckless was killed by his recklessness!

"You shouldn't have said that, you shouldn't!" Brother Hammer was furious, the phrase "wine and courage is intimidating" is used on Wu Song and Jackie Chan, and it is also used on the Asgardians, just see Brother Hammer meow and hammer in one move, huge lightning fell from the sky, and the violent electricity instantly pierced through the walls and buildings, and flew away towards the innocent people who knew nothing.

Although the concept of the ancient one is not to protect the human race, but it will not be indifferent to the tragic death of the human race, and in the face of the full force of the prince of Asgard, the ancient one did not have time to read the note in a hurry, so he could only throw an instantaneous mirror space, and pulled all the people around him into it for refuge.

But because of the interference of energy, the direction of Brother Hammer's frontal attack was not pulled in, that is to say, the Black Panther hanging on the window, Team America, Gwen and Jessica are counted as one, and they all become meat on Brother Hammer's board.

The fireproof woman was also dizzy: "Master, what are you pulling me in for!" ”

The ancient one is also helpless, the instantaneous spell is like a bargain, bear with it.

If you can endure it, the fireproof girl must endure it, but Gwen and Jessica are an important role in her future plans, and it's too funny to die in her own hands, right?

Just as the fireproof girl was about to use the Cosmic Cube to forcibly break the shackles of space, Sif came.

Knowing that his daughter-in-law is fighting five scum, in order to avoid a certain war goddess plot, the old man Odin directly gave Sif a god costume, in which there are countless escapes of attack defense, and naturally there are several artifacts that anchor the space, which makes Sif not be pulled closer to the mirror space of the ancient one.

If your own man wants to attack a few people hanging on the window, no matter why, it is definitely not right to attack someone who has no ability to fight back. Let's not say that this is against the honor of a warrior in Asgard, even on Earth, this is called excessive defense, and it will be sentenced, as a good wife, can you be willing?

So Sif stepped forward without hesitation, and with a wave of her hand, a round shield and a long sword appeared in her hands.

Gu Yi was slightly surprised and said, "Does Asgard still use a shield?" ”

Aren't they all barbarians?

I didn't say the second half of the sentence, but the meaning is that meaning, and everyone's hearts are very open.

However, the shield is a defensive tool after all, and the appearance at this time more or less gave everyone a little confidence, and they counted on Siv to turn the tide and save the four people who were trapped.

But instead of raising her shield, Sif faced the thunderbolt-ridden Meow Hammer, she raised her sword to the front.

Everyone was shocked, the opposite side is the famous Thor's hammer, and the long sword in your hand doesn't even have a name in the mythology of the earth, can you stop it?

After all, the Meow Meow Hammer is made of the core of the Death Star and Ulukin, a proper orange equipment, and Sif's long sword is a purple suit at best, and she uses her head to block it!

Then why did Sif raise her sword to meet her, is she stupid?

As Brother Hammer's external brain circuit, Sif is certainly not stupid, the reason why she wants to raise her sword to meet it is because she knows that she doesn't have to block it at all!

At the moment when the long sword made contact with the meow hammer, a white light suddenly flashed, and the electric current that was originally straight forward suddenly turned into the air, and Brother Hammer was also carried into the air by the meow hammer with a sigh, and then snapped again, and fell to the ground with all fours facing the sky.

Gu Yi was slightly surprised: "There is always a spatial passage on that sword, and it is it that diverts the direction of Thor's attack. But this constant technique is an extremely high skill, why does it appear on an obscure long sword? ”

The firefighter shrugged and explained, "Because this sword was given to Sif by Odin. ”

Gu Yi was speechless, as a god king, it was no problem for Odin to give his daughter-in-law a long sword with a constant space channel, after all, the life span was there, and the family background was naturally thick if he lived for a long time. The people present were all human spirits, and they all read the connotation from the questions and answers of the Fire Girl and the Ancient One, and while shocking Odin's wealth, he also looked forward to the fighting competition even more.

At the same time, Brother Hammer also recovered from his vertigo, and said as he climbed up: "Don't underestimate me, I can still fight ......"

"Bang!"

Before he finished speaking, Sif slapped a shield on her husband's right cheek, the strength, the sound, made the married men present cry, and the unmarried boys were silent, especially the American team, and every time he said "I can still play all day" in the future, he would think of this scene, a proper psychological shadow.

The fireproof girl held her chin in the mirror space, and suddenly realized: "It turns out that the pattern on Thor's face is a shield print." ”

Natasha asked curiously, "What did you think it was before?" ”

"Asgard's new war paint."

“……”

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Yesterday I also drank too much, but unfortunately none of the women woke me up with a shield.