Jade Emperor: "Aha~ The weather is so good today." ”

The immortals glanced at the sky that had not changed for thousands of years, and quietly did not speak.

The Jade Emperor only felt an embarrassment in the atmosphere, and the hand that threw the inkstone had not been put back, and then spread it out, looking at it with an innocent face like Tai Bai Xing, and said, "It's too white!" I said I didn't mean to, do you believe it? ”

Tai Bai Xing: "Subordinate Letter"

The Immortals: "We Believe It Too"

The clairvoyant shouted in unison: "We don't believe it~Ah... No... Jade Emperor, what we want to say is that King Li Tianwang was defeated. ”

Jade Emperor: "What's wrong with King Li?" ”

Clairvoyance arched his hand: "King Li Tianwang was defeated"

Jade Emperor: "What I asked is where Li Tianwang went, didn't you just say the news that he was defeated, why didn't I hear it if I wasn't deaf." ”

Clairvoyant was speechless, but he didn't dare to attack, and continued to say respectfully: "Li Tianwang was also taken by a move... No, it's two moves, one move for his Lingling Tower, one move for him... As for Li Tianwang's whereabouts, we haven't found out yet. ”

When the Jade Emperor heard this, he calmed down the anger in his heart a little, and said in a deep voice: "Continue to explore, be sure to find the whereabouts of the Heavenly King." In addition, send people out to search for the Heavenly Soldiers who have been left behind, and the majesty of my Heavenly Court cannot be lost..."

"Hum~"

At this moment, a loud bang interrupted what the Jade Emperor was about to say, and I saw that the sky above the Lingxiao Treasure Hall, that is, in front of the Jade Emperor, suddenly trembled, and then cracked.

"Ah~" The next moment, an embarrassed figure was thrown out of it with a scream.

Everyone was speechless by the sudden change, and could only frantically urge Xiu Wei to go and find out what was going on there, and why the space suddenly collapsed.

I saw that at this time, the embarrassed figure was facing the Jade Emperor head-on, and rushed towards the Jade Emperor's place at an unbelievable speed, his mouth was very wide, his hands were dancing messily, and his teeth and claws were dancing.

The whole black big guy looks like whom, who is Li Jing who is not full of beard.

"Hmm~"

Say it's too late, then it's too fast.

The Jade Emperor was caught off guard and was suddenly thrown to the ground, Li Jing couldn't control his body, and he also fell away.

Subsequently, the front chest is attached to the front chest, the mouth is close to the mouth, and the eyes are facing each other.

Qun Xian:, big guy Li Tianwang, real men, men don't let go.

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All four eyes blinked in unison, and then.

"Ah~hmm~"

"Li Jing, you goddamn turtle son, Lao Tzu wants you to die!" The Jade Emperor, who came back to his senses, suddenly turned over and broke free from Li Jing's embrace, and then stretched out his hand into a palm, and greeted Li Jing with a slap.

In an instant, Li Jing was tragic, he was slapped and flew to the sky, bleeding all the way, and he didn't know if he was dead.

The immortals under the seat were frightened, although the Jade Emperor was sometimes out of tune, but his strength was really a quasi-saint top boss.

With this sturdy slap, even Da Luo Jin Immortal will bleed, and Li Jing is just a small Golden Immortal, this Nima won't be killed, right?

Probably dead, right? All right! Tomorrow I should be able to attend Li Tianwang's funeral. It's a real hammer!

Alas, it's time to give gifts again.

Thinking of this greatest possibility, the immortals gasped together, and many immortals even put their hands firmly close to their waist bags, for fear that one would deflated if they were not careful.

"Ahem!" At this time, the Jade Emperor sat on the throne with an embarrassed face and kept coughing, and after a while, blood coughed up from the corner of his mouth, and the blood was red and bloody.

When the immortals saw this scene, they immediately admired Li Tianwang in their hearts, this is a master! The first time I did this with the Jade Emperor, I saw blood, how fierce this must be!

Many people secretly thought in their hearts: If Li Tianwang is lucky not to die this time, he will go back by himself, and he will definitely prepare a gift to ask him for advice or two.

Most of the immortals in these years are some vain people, and there are very few people who have real skills, and Li Jing is one of them, how can you do this kind of thigh?

Li Jing, who was bleeding thousands of miles away, only felt a sweetness in his heart, and suddenly a mouthful of blood gushed out.

Li Jing, one of the giants of the Four Heavenly Kings of the Heavenly Court, died!

When he was alive, thousands of troops embraced each other, and when he died, the sky was full of red clouds...

"Zhongqing's family...?"

"Zhongqing's family!"

"Huh...?"

The ministers were pulled back to reality by the Jade Emperor's requiem, looked at the Jade Emperor's face that had turned green, and hurriedly arched his hands: "The ministers are here, what does Your Majesty command?" ”

"It's not a big deal, I just want to ask all the secretaries, did you see anything just now, or what did you hear?" The Jade Emperor wiped away the last remaining trace of blood from the corner of his mouth, looked at the ministers with a cold gaze, and then asked.

Clairvoyance and downwind ears: "Your Majesty, I didn't see anything just now"

Djinn God: "Didn't see anything, didn't hear anything"

Yue Lao: "The old man stayed up all night yesterday in order to draw the red thread for a young couple, and he didn't sleep well this morning, and now his old eyes are dizzy, and his ears are not good."

Queen Mother: "The concubine was just blind, and she didn't see anything..."

Jade Emperor: Do you dare to be perfunctory?

Rolling shutter: "Your Majesty, the minister just saw that the curtain over there was vertical, so he went over and rolled it up, but he didn't see what happened here"

“……”

In this way, one of the immortals below is talking nonsense, opening his eyes and talking nonsense.

Thousands of clothes are worn, sycophants are not worn, the Jade Emperor's face is even more difficult to wear, with a kind of nonsense from the immortals, the Jade Emperor's expression has also become stretched, and the eyes looking at the immortals are also with appreciation.

The children can be taught.

"Nope! Your Majesty, the minister objected, and the minister saw it" Suddenly, in unison, Tai Bai Xing raised the dust in his hand and shouted his voice loudly.

Wow!

The creation of the Tai Bai Star suddenly caused a monstrous wave, who is this? Don't die, huh? Do you feel that you have lived too long, and you feel that the immortals can't find hope, and you want to go to the world to try it?

Someone was whispering: "This is too Bai Jinxing is also bold, I know that His Majesty is looking for a fig leaf at this time, what kind of trouble is he here." ”

Someone carefully reminded: "Don't talk nonsense, this is too white, but the big red man in front of His Majesty, maybe he said this, Your Majesty will not punish him"

Others think differently: "No punishment? Hehe, look at Li Tianwang, he was still the number one dog leg in front of His Majesty before, isn't this still killed by His Majesty's words to kill, calculate the time, at this time, Li Tianwang is estimated to have been cooking wine and tea with Meng Po in the underworld. ”

"It's hard to say, it's hard to say..."

The "......" scene was chattering into a small group, and the Jade Emperor was not in the mood to care, in this relatively free speech, he couldn't manage it, and he couldn't control it.

However, this is too white to float a little.

"Aiqing, what do you see? You say, I won't blame you, after all, it's not a good boy who lies, you have to think clearly! The Jade Emperor looked at this unobtrusive Tai Bai Xing, and his heart was a little stunned.

Could this guy want to avenge the previous inkstone? But who gave him the guts?

Tai Bai Xing said with a sad face: "Your Majesty, the minister has been a good boy since he was a child, and he has never lied since he was a child, the minister just saw that Li Tianwang was punched by that Mingjiao Zhang Wuji and flew here, and then bled into the sky, and now I don't know which corner I fell into...

Weichen begged His Majesty for permission, so that Li Tianwang could be reincarnated in the mortal world for such loyal and righteous things, and enjoy a lifetime of glory and wealth, so that he could succeed to the throne of the Heavenly King next time. ”

"Please also ask Your Majesty to be the master of the Heavenly King!" Tai Bai Xing continued to cry again, tears oozed from the corners of his eyes, they were tears of sadness, as if Li Tianwang really died in the line of duty.

The highest level of lying is to deceive yourself, and you can't let others not believe it. And Tai Bai Xing knew that what the Jade Emperor wanted was just a fig leaf.

Even if it was such a clumsy lie, the Jade Emperor would believe it.

Really.

"Aiqing, please hurry up, a loyal person like Li Tianwang will not forget him, let him be reincarnated, I am ready, now I will leave it to Taibai to deal with." The Jade Emperor was overjoyed, this was too white and too good, which made him a little embarrassed.

Queen Mother: Hehe

"Yes, Your Majesty, but what does Your Majesty want from the reincarnation of King Li?" Tai Bai Xing first answered, then looked at the Jade Emperor and asked.

"I see that Li Tianwang is usually quite idle, and there is no one to take care of him, and I don't ask too much for his reincarnated body illness, but let him be a daughter...

In this way, he can feel the care of the world, Taibai, what do you think? It seemed that he felt that he was too harsh, the Jade Emperor thought for a while, and added:

"Aiqing, if it really doesn't work, let Li Tianwang go to the mortal world to reincarnate as a man, and then arrange a few more men for him to take care of him, remember, this is to arrange a few more men for him, the more the merrier..."

The last few words of the Jade Emperor were almost gritted his teeth, and it was conceivable how angry he was at the moment.

The corners of the immortals' mouths twitched when they heard this, and they felt a chill in their hearts, and secretly said that they should be careful when they meet the Jade Emperor in the future, and they must not touch the Jade Emperor's moldy head.

Alas~ Li Tianwang, it seems that we can only discuss this way of a real man in your next life, and you can go all the way.

"Your Majesty is really good to Li Tianwang, and he has arranged so many people to take care of him, I think he will definitely thank Your Majesty when he knows about it" Tai Bai Xing was even more deeply touched, and hurriedly continued to compliment the Jade Emperor.

"Humph! I don't want his gratitude~ I just want him to know that there is no next time, this kind of loyal and courageous thing, it is enough to do it once, and if I do more, I am afraid that I will not be able to help but want to pinch him to death. ”

Qunxian: It seems that your old man has pinched Li Tianwang to death.

Jade Emperor: This emperor didn't pinch it, is that a pinch? The one just now was obviously slapped to death, and the pinch was not pinched yet.

……