Chapter 142: Hello Sir

When Uncle Liu took Miss Yiyi to visit his bedroom and the other two bedrooms, Huang Xiaobei stayed alone in the living room.

He didn't have any interest in his bedroom, after all, the commissioner was now fighting against the evil demon party every day, and the uncle's home definitely didn't have time to come back often, not to mention, the bedroom? A bedroom that doesn't go through his own layout isn't called a bedroom at all.

Looking up at the living room of the uncle's house, Huang Xiaobei was ready to learn about the uncle's living environment over the years.

Looking around at the layout of the uncle's house, Huang Xiaobei nodded, not too surprised.

From the perspective of the house alone, the uncle's home is very good, a three-bedroom house, excellent lighting, sitting in the north and facing south, warm in winter and cool in summer.

Huang Xiaobei measured it carefully, and the living room of the uncle's house was about fifty square meters, but there was not too much furniture, so it looked a little empty.

Stretched out his hand again to measure the distance of the living room, Huang Xiaobei felt that if he was not mistaken, the living room alone was more than 50 square meters, then it was conservatively estimated that the uncle's house would be at least more than 130 square meters.

Well, it's not too much of a loss for the captain of the city's criminal police brigade to live in a house of this level.

Thinking of this, Huang Xiaobei sighed.

Because he is only the size of his uncle's living room when he joins his father's previous home. Hehe, it's really better to die than people.

Dad, you've been a failure.

ran away from your wife, and as a result, even your son began to dislike you a little for being poor.

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Walking in the living room, Huang Xiaobei put his hands behind his back and looked at his new home carefully.

There is nothing too conspicuous, just the simple and simple decoration style, some photos and medals hanging on the wall, the floor of the living room is beige, and there are no other decorations, basically just brush it once and it's over.

Well, it's no wonder that he felt empty as soon as he entered the house, such a big house, there are so many pieces of furniture, it's no wonder it's not empty.

Raising his head triumphantly, Commissioner Huang waved his hand magnificently.

But it doesn't matter, now that the commissioner is here, he has to improve the living environment for the uncle.

Come and see how to set it up, well, you see this corner of the living room is very suitable for a massage chair.

Also, there must be a new Xbox next to this TV, and you usually play games or something.

The lamp in the living room is replaced with the best crystal chandelier, which is exactly the same as the one in the hotel lobby, the wallpaper must also be pasted more, the air purifier is one, a few Van Gogh paintings are being bought on the wall, Wang Xizhi's calligraphy is also required, it must be "Orchid Pavilion Preface", but I heard that it was taken by Li Shimin to accompany the funeral, it doesn't matter, he was directly dug up in two days.

The redecoration style is in accordance with the design of the Kremlin, the computer should buy the latest, oh don't buy three, one plays, the other two look, and the nanny also wants to invite one, and the bed warmer also comes to three, well, is the daydream done?

Uh-huh, done, done, done.

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How to say it, although the uncle's house looks a little empty, there are all the things that should be in the house, and there is no shortage of large pieces of furniture, at least for an old bachelor.

TV, fridge, air conditioner, sofa, dining table, everything, and all of them are in the upper middle class.

There are a few conspicuous dumbbells in the corner of the living room, but they are covered with dust, and eighty percent of them are bought by the uncle and want to practice when they are fine, but they find that practicing dumbbells is not interesting to watch TV at all, so I haven't touched it much.

But don't seem to have a computer at home? Well, that's normal.

However, the 45-inch TV looks like it is often watched, mainly because the remote control gives people a greasy feeling.

Huang Xiaobei looked at the greasy remote control, and sighed, it is estimated that he is alive pointing to the TV.

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At present, the uncle is taking Miss Yiyi to visit the bedroom, and Huang Xiaobei stays in the living room alone and continues to scan the living room of the uncle's house.

With his eyes swept slightly, Huang Xiaobei saw a few photos next to the TV.

When I got closer, I saw that they were basically photos of my uncle when he was young, all of them looked like policemen, and they were all the same, followed by a very cute little boy.

Looking at the little boy, seeing that almost every photo has its own, Huang Xiaobei was stunned for a moment, and after a while, he smiled slightly.

"I was pretty good-looking when I was a kid."

"Well, this photo of me holding a pennant was taken at the entrance of the police station when I first met my uncle, this one is in the park, this one is in the zoo, that one is in the aquarium, and this one is a photo of me and my dad with him before the uncle left."

"Wait a minute, why doesn't this zoo one look right? Where did you see the tiger in the cage behind you? ”

Huang Xiaobei raised his head strangely and touched his chin, "Strange thing, why is this tiger so familiar?" ......" Huang Xiaobei looked back at the bottle of tiger bone wine he bought.

"It's not that coincidental......"

Looking at these old photos full of warm memories, Huang Xiaobei touched his chin with emotion and said: "It turns out that I went to so many places with my uncle when I was a child, if I hadn't seen these photos, I would have almost forgotten them." ”

Alas, it's really hard for this greasy middle-aged man, who really hasn't married until now.

The photos at home are either his and his colleagues' or mine, and my photos account for the largest proportion.

Huang Xiaobei spread his hands and commented helplessly, "You said it would be nice if you had two photos of you standing with women?" How can you use a ....... that is so miserable and lonely like now?"

Wait, something doesn't seem right?

Looking at the old photos full of warm memories next to the TV, Huang Xiao suddenly felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't say what was wrong.

Turning his head to look at the uncle's home, which is not too popular, and then at the group photos in front of the TV that seemed to be father and son, Huang Xiaobei suddenly understood that something was wrong.

Yes, these pictures look very good, but if, that is, if, if my uncle's colleagues were to visit his house, what would they think of when they saw these pictures?

A father and his son.

This is the most normal thinking of ordinary people, but what is not normal is, why are all the photos of this son seven or eight years old? Why haven't I had a single photo since I was a teenager?

Why hasn't my uncle ever gotten married? Why is there only one uncle in the family? Where did the kid in the photo go?

As soon as he thought of this, Huang Xiaobei almost called out, mother's, uncle's colleagues won't think I'm dead a long time ago, right?

Suddenly, Huang Xiaobei didn't have any warm feeling when he looked at these photos.

Because looking at the cute self in the photo, he always has a feeling of looking at the posthumous portrait.

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If you want to say that the only place in the uncle's house that can attract the attention of others is probably the military medal and award certificate hanging on the wall of the dining table, and the photo of the uncle and the leaders when he won the honor.

After seeing his posthumous portrait, Huang Xiaobei involuntarily walked to the uncle's merit wall, looked at it quietly, and calmed down by the way.

Individual second-class merit, collective first-class merit, outstanding police officer, servant of the people, save my dog's life, cure my cat disease?

Commissioner Huang stared at the last two awards with black lines on his face.

Is this all worth the crime......

Eighty percent is when you are idle and have nothing to do, what kind of good people and good deeds do you, right? Almost, he used to be that virtuous.

At this time, a photo frame suddenly attracted Huang Xiaobei's attention.

There were no photographs, no military medals, just a yellow warhead, and this warhead hung in the very center of the wall.

Huang Xiaobei only glanced at it, and then withdrew his gaze.

That's why the uncle returned from the border armed police, right? The personal second-class merit next to him is probably his reward, mother's, it's not a first-class merit for Mao!

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Just when Huang Xiaobei was indignant for his uncle, Miss Yiyi and Uncle Liu walked out talking and laughing, looking like they were chatting very speculatively, and as soon as the eldest lady came out, she went directly to the TV and looked at those old photos.

Looking at Zhengtai Huang Xiaobei in the photo, Miss Yiyi's eyes were full of small stars.

"Wow, so cute and cute, Huang XiaoM looked so good-looking when he was a child, woo woo woo I really want to hug and kiss in my arms."

Huang Xiaobei squatted proudly beside the eldest lady, and said proudly: "How is it, I looked good when I was a child, right?" That's not to blow to you, when I was a child, I walked on the street, and it was full of onlookers, all of whom said that I was good-looking, and I would definitely become a generation of beautiful men in the future. ”

Miss Yiyi silently cast her eyes to the Huang commissioner beside her, and then cast her eyes to the cute Zhengtai in the photo, looking at it, Miss Yiyi sighed slightly.

What do you mean by this sigh!!

Do you dare to say it openly, bastard!!

Miss Yiyi held her cheeks and muttered to herself in disappointment.

"Really, why did you grow up ugly, not as cute as you were when you were a child."

"I, Nima, do you dare to be louder!!"

"Is that ugly?"

"I didn't say that you would praise me ugly!!"

Looking at Huang Xiaobei and Miss Yiyi, who were squatting on the ground and arguing, Uncle Liu smiled very happily, holding chopsticks, and beckoned to the two of them: "Okay, okay, let's eat, I'll see after eating in a while." ”

Huang Xiaobei snorted angrily, "I'm too lazy to say anything to you, I just know that I'm handsome." ”

"But you're really not as good-looking as you were when you were a child."

"Nima can say this again!!"

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"Welcome Yiyi to our house today, it may not be very good, Yiyi don't mind." Uncle Liu wiped his hands on his apron, looking ashamed.

Staring at the delicacies on the table in a daze, Huang Xiaobei almost stared out his eyes.

"Squirrel fish? Cashew shrimp? Sweet and sour pork ribs? Double-flavored shrimp? Dry pot donkey meat? Shredded chicken? Lobster soup? Braised hairy crab? ”

Looking at this table of delicious food, Commissioner Huang was shocked beyond measure.

This is what he did? No, this old bachelor won't have such good craftsmanship, right?

Huang Xiaobei wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, his eyes never left the food on the table, and said with a sneer, "Uncle, this and this, you did it?" Anyway, you can do it, this is not much worse than the hotel outside, and you can even fight with our hotel. ”

Old Uncle Liu raised his head proudly, "You just know?" Oh, tell you kid, I haven't done it very seriously today, otherwise it's better than this. ”

Miss Yiyi sat at the dining table obediently and said very cheerfully, "Uncle is amazing." ”

According to the praise of the eldest lady, the old Uncle Liu was fluttering all over his body, no, the braggart came up again.

Rolling up his sleeves, Uncle Liu looked like I still had talent that I hadn't shown.

"Alas, I just didn't know that Yiyi was going to come today, otherwise how could I only cook eight dishes? At least eighteen! ”

The uncle untied his apron and sighed.

"Missteps, running on the ground, swimming in the sea, but it's a pity to have less flying in the sky, you must know that my best braised pigeon has not been served, alas, failure, it is too much of a failure!"

The muscles on Huang Xiaobei's face twitched.

He's bragging, right? How does he look like he's bragging?

After blowing, Uncle Liu proudly lit up the clean frying spoon in his hand, and was full of atmosphere, "Tell me what you want to eat in the future, as long as you go home, what I will do for you to eat, okay, there are no outsiders today, move chopsticks." ”

Huang Xiaobei waited for this sentence, and immediately chattered about the squirrel fish with chopsticks, but as soon as he ate it, he almost ate his tongue.

Tasting the soft, smooth and sweet squirrel fish in his mouth, Commissioner Huang suddenly left tears of happiness in his eyes.

It's delicious, it's so delicious! I didn't expect my uncle's craftsmanship to be so good, it's ridiculous that I thought he would only make noodles, but just now I saw how many instant noodle buckets seemed to be in the trash can?

After taking a bite of the dish, Miss Yiyi also showed a happy look, and then discussed with the uncle the precautions when cooking.

Uncle Liu is waiting for this!

Listening to the eldest lady asking herself with a look of admiration, Uncle Liu didn't say a word, and began to teach Miss Yiyi how to cook.

For example, how much salt to put in the pot, when is the best time to get out of the pot, what to do with the fish, etc., that is called a head.

Huang Xiaobei listened a little strangely on the side, because he still felt that something was not quite right there, but he didn't think much about it, so many delicious foods, who had the leisure to think about this and that.

"Yiyi, it's not that the uncle is blowing with you, just cooking, uncle is ....."

Just when Uncle Liu was boasting about forgetting his surname, the doorbell suddenly rang.

Huang Xiaobei stood up and wanted to open the door, but Uncle Liu asked him to continue eating and open the door himself.

"You eat, you eat, I'll open the door, eat more, Uncle Hui will teach you how to cook."

"Thank you, uncle."

"The family doesn't talk to each other."

The smiling old Uncle Liu was still immersed in the praise of the eldest lady and Huang Xiaobei, and he walked with a fluttering feeling.

Walking to the door and opening the door, Uncle Liu said happily: "Who?" ”

"Hello sir, you spent three hundred and seventy-two in our hotel, and our hotel manager decided to give you a cold ......."

"Bang!"

Uncle Liu slammed the door shut, and then stood motionless at the gate.

At this moment, the back is extremely restrained......