Chapter 230: New Furniture for Ape Fei's House [Asking for a Monthly Pass~~]
At 6:30 p.m., most of the residents of Konoha were finished with a busy day, whether ninjas or civilians, and were ready to enjoy a rare leisurely time after dinner.
Despite the use of the name "Ninja Volunteer Army", the aftermath of a war is certainly not so simple.
After all kinds of overt and covert negotiations, all the staff in the shadow building worked overtime for a week.
Fortunately, after all, it is the victorious side, and in addition to the matter of reporting to the Daimyo Mansion for assistance in the reconstruction of the Vortex Country, it is still pending, and other bullshit has come to an end one after another.
Ape Fei Ri Chop finally didn't work overtime today, but returned home early to enjoy the big meal cooked by his wife.
Not only that, but today he specially invited his best friend, Shimura Danzo, an indispensable right-hand man in his career, to have dinner together.
This bachelor in his forties has an extremely irregular diet, and Ape Fei Ri Chop has always been at ease, and will invite him to his house from time to time.
In addition to the traditional food of the Sarufei family, the dinner also deliberately added charcoal-grilled pork head meat and other favorite foods of Tuanzang, and for a while, the guests and hosts enjoyed themselves.
After dinner, Sarutobi and his old friend Tuanzang put on an apron and washed dishes in the kitchen.
"Water escape, dishwasher technique!"
Ape Fei Ri skillfully washed and cleaned the last dish, and then looked at the old friend who was put together with three aprons and barely covered his chest, and couldn't help but feel that fortunately, the kitchen of the house that Dad passed on to him was big enough and spacious enough.
"Tuanzang, the rest of the task will be handed over to you, remember to dry the bowl with the wind, you are not allowed to blow it with your mouth, that is too unhygienic!"
Tuan Zang stretched out two short and fat fingers and said with a reliable look: "No problem, I have gradually given up releasing wind with my mouth recently, that would be too stupid." β
Ape Fei Ri nodded with satisfaction and said with a smile: "Haha, you finally figured it out...... In short, that's good, you do things, I don't worry! β
Although he is proficient in the five elements, his old friend's level of wind escape must be more sophisticated, and the ape flying sun slash has a very thorough understanding, and professional things must be handed over to professional people.
He gave the order, and ran out of the kitchen with a cigarette, humming a little song to get an aftermath.
"Shinnosuke, Shinnosuke, did you hide my freshly opened box of tobacco?"
After looking around, the ape, who found nothing, picked up a dry tobacco gun and hit his son on the door of the head with a hammer.
The latter was holding his mobile phone, nestled on the sofa and giggling.
Suddenly received a critical blow on the head, Sarufei Shinnosuke covered his head and muttered: "Dad, if you have the ability, you go to find your mother, she must have taken it away, what are you doing beating me!" β
"Are you fat again?"
Ape Feiri answered the question, stepped forward and pulled his son's face, looked at it carefully, and always felt some inexplicable familiarity.
Shinnosuke, the kid, has always been a mischievous guy and has caused a lot of trouble for Sarutobi.
However, in recent years, the frequency of his going out to cause trouble has plummeted, but that face has become visibly obese with the naked eye.
"When did it all start?"
Ape Feiri frowned, supported his cheek with one hand, his eyes were foggy, and his thoughts gradually drifted to the afternoon when "Infernal Affairs" premiered a few years ago......
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"Uncle Tuanzang, you still have the ability!"
"If you hadn't gotten the internal ticket, we'd have had to sit in the last row!"
"It's nothing, it's just a few special seats, and after the New Year, Uncle Tuanzang will give you a mobile phone to learn ninjutsu."
"Really? That guy in Fuyue has a mobile phone, and he is usually very baby, if he is not a beautiful girl, he will not touch it, it is too stingy. β
"Well, when the time comes, my uncle will buy you a new model and off that little ghost of the Uchiha family."
"Hooray! Banzai! β
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"Knock, knock, knock!"
Just as Sarutobi was falling into his memory, a knock on the door suddenly interrupted his thoughts.
"Richo, help collect the express, it is estimated that it is a new home appliance I ordered-"
The voice of his wife, Sarutobiko, came from the changing room, and according to Sarutobi's experience, his wife should be applying a mask at this time.
"Okay, Britney!"
"Dead monkey, there are guests here, go and receive the goods!"
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"So, Hokage-sama, this is the installation completed, this is the tail ticket, please sign it."
The pen walked the dragon snake and signed his name, and the ape Fei Ri was a little daze at the amount on the invoice.
At this time, Danzang also washed the dishes and walked out of the kitchen room.
"Old man, do you know what this machine is, it costs 50,000 taels?"
Sarutobi picked up the dry tobacco gun and took a puff, but remembered that there was no tobacco, so he sighed sadly: "Recently, the mask of Lake Biwa has also cost a lot of money, and if this continues, the family expenses will not be able to make ends meet......"
"Look at you like thatβ"
At this time, Lake Biwa had a mask on his face and happened to come out.
Stretched out his finger, poked the forehead of the ape Feiri, and said: "People have to learn to maintain when they reach middle age, if they are not old, they may be abandoned by some people who have no conscience!" β
"Uh......"
Ape Feiri hurriedly shook his head into a rattle and said, "How is it possible, I'm not that kind of person!" β
"Hehe, who knows! You ask Tuan Zang, is that the truth? Lake Biwa sneered.
"Sister-in-law, to be honest, you are too frugal."
Tuan Zang picked up the mask package of Lake Biwa on the side and looked at it, showing a sympathetic voice, and said: "Don't hide it, this kind of brand in the Black Water Daily Chemical series, the old man is used to stick to the feet, so let's go back, I'll ask Yasuo to send you a few boxes of high-end black water goods and send them to your office, anyway, your logistics department is still very rich......
"Ahem, ahem!"
Ignoring the violent cough of the ape flying sun, in the eyes of the eyes of Lake Biwa "There is still this kind of operation", Danzo said lightly:
"Don't get me wrong, this isn't for you to embezzle public funds, women can hold up half the sky, caring for women is a fine tradition of Konoha, anyway, I support the dark procurement of masks as security materials, especially for female ninjas over forty-three years old."
After finishing speaking, Tuan Zang squatted down and began to tinker with the newly bought household appliances.
The Japanese slash couple who came back to their senses looked at Tuanzang, who was already a spherical shape, but could still squat dexterously, with a look of disbelief.
After being stunned for a while, Sarutobi frowned and said, "Lake Biwa, speaking of which, what the hell is this machine?" β
"Dad, you're really outdated!"
Before Biwako could answer, Shinnosuke jumped off the couch and said disdainfully.
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