Maybe in the whole club, the only person who is "not pleasing to the eye" of the other party Xiaobai is the sweeping aunt, because this child is too sincere, saying that it is too hard to watch the aunt sweeping the floor, and he is serving tea and water, and he gives his own gaming chair to the aunt to sit on, and then sweeps his own one-acre and three-point land.

But when I swept and swept, the broom was replaced with a mop, and the mop became a rag again, and one acre and three points of land became a whole floor after the aunt was napping for a while.

For fear of being scolded for dereliction of duty, and the aunt who was dismissed for robbing her job, she was persuaded bitterly, but she was always he, who was always smirked by Fang Xiaobai.

In this way, Fang Xiaobai, who is omnipotent, but who is unable to make a breakthrough in the full-time field, has become an existence that no one can ignore, and gradually cannot be missing.

If I had to describe it in one sentence, it would be: where it is needed, where it is drilled.

"Xiaobai, is there any water?"

A familiar voice sounded in the club, and Fang Xiaobai, who was about to say something, was pulled by Qin Ze, "Sit honestly, do you want to learn technology." Just for your half-hearted attitude, how can you learn something. ”

Fang Xiaobai wanted to break free, but Qin Ze's hand was like a pliers, grabbing his wrist and swelling, so he had no choice but to give up.

can't walk and still has a mouth, but Qin Ze is obviously one step ahead, "Xiaobai doesn't have time, doesn't he have long legs?" If you degenerate, tell me, and I will buy you a wheelchair to ensure that it is strong and durable. ”

Intimidated by Qin Ze's obscenity, soon no one dared to shout at will "Xiaobai", a name that was about to be chewed every day.

"Be honest, distract me from the left and right while I'm teaching, and be careful that I expel you from the school!"

In the face of Qin Ze's stern warning, Fang Xiaobai was not only not frightened, but shouted happily, "You are finally willing to recognize me as an apprentice!" ”

Qin Ze was also angry for a while, but if the man said it, there was no reason to take it back, so he had to say in a roundabout way, "That, the apprentice also has a probationary period, once the assessment fails, take it back immediately." ”

Fang Xiaobai still smirked, "Yes, master!" Fang Xiaobai said it for a while, but when it came to Zhu Xiaofei's mouth, the dog couldn't spit out ivory.

"Phew, this grandson still wants to grab people's heads with us, and he doesn't pee and look in the mirror, is he worthy of that virtue."

After experiencing a good fight, Zhu Xiaofei, who had a bad breath in his heart, slowly calmed down, "How many have you killed now?" ”

Sun Yaosheng pressed the map key, "Sixteen." ”

"What about him?" Because he didn't know who the gunman on the other side was, Zhu Xiaofei didn't want to pronounce the name that dirty his mouth, so he replaced him.

Sun Yaosheng didn't have too many prejudices against this mysterious guest, if it weren't for the opposing camps of the two sides, maybe he would add a friend in private, learn from each other's skills, and learn from each other's strengths and weaknesses.

PUBG is not like an exam that stipulates the total score, and Sun Yaosheng can't learn Zhu Xiaofei's arrogance of riding in the examination room and not knowing how to hide it.

There is no end to learning, this word should have been used on readers, but it unexpectedly fell on the head of the "Internet addicted teenager".

"It's time to go, no one is going to come here." Sun Yaosheng looked at the poisonous circle that was about to shrink and said.

Sun Yaosheng, who was about to get into the car, looked at Zhu Xiaofei in the driver's seat and asked with doubts, "Why do you suddenly want to drive?" ”

Zhu Xiaofei didn't answer, but urged repeatedly, "Hurry up and get in the car, let him stay here alone and stupidly." ”

Sun Yaosheng was speechless for a moment, "Who are you giving you confidence?" Don't count on me, I'm really not sure who will kill the deer. ”

After listening to Sun Yaosheng's explanation, and seeing that the mysterious teammate had already gotten into the car first, leaving only one taillight on the hillside at this time, Zhu Xiaofei was a little angry, "How can you find a random person who is a master who is born out of nowhere, and the current masters are all sold by catties?" I bought a few and stewed them and ate them, can I eat what to make up for it, similar to Daigo empowerment or something, and become a generation of grandmasters? ”

Sun Yaosheng didn't have a good breath and said, "First of all, you don't have money; Then, you still don't have money, and in the end, you still don't have money. ”

"Will we be able to play happily together in the future?"

Sun Yaosheng still said coldly, "I don't know in the future, but if you don't remove your fat skin from the driver's seat now, the three of us will die here now." ”

Only then did Sun Yaosheng realize that this was not an examination room for himself to be the king and hegemon, but God was in the PUBG where God opened a door and closed a window for himself.

Quickly switching to seat four, Zhu Xiaofei gave up the steering wheel, and said unrelentingly, "I always doubt my driving skills, don't you often roll over on the ground, and occasionally hit walls and trees." But when I meet people, aren't they all dexterously dodging, even if it's right in front of me, I can wipe the edge and dodge, want to find me to touch porcelain, hum, no way! ”

Zhu Xiaofei's self-talk made another commotion in the live broadcast room.

In fact, Zhu Xiaofei's strength is still very strong, but once compared with Sun Yaosheng, it is not half a star. Compared with running for his life, Sun Yaosheng is definitely willing to bow down, but when it comes to marksmanship, the two Zhu Xiaofei are not as good as him and Sun Yaosheng.

As for driving skills, Sun Yaosheng naturally felt that he had good driving skills.

"Oops, this is something that amuses me. Don't say that the driving skills are not good, but it's still a Buddhist driver, and you have to hide when you encounter porcelain in the game? Boss, give me three pounds of porcelain, the more the better, and it's best to lie under my wheels consciously 99 of them. ”

"After looking at the great god and his friends, the heavens are really fair, what is close to Zhu is red and close to ink is black, it is all a cover of self-deception, and it needs to be hard to strike iron. Through the appearance of these two people, it is fully proved that the hoe digs well...... No, no matter how well the hammer is hammered, the texture itself is not good enough, and it still can't be made of hard steel. ”

"Can you teach me how to swing a hoe upstairs? Recently, I fell in love with the guy next door, but he has a boyfriend. ”

"Are you a man or a woman?"

"you."

"And is it a man or a woman next door to you?"

"It's a man, too!"

"I'm Nima."

"I see everyone saying that if it's a real man, he should like a man, and only a sissy likes a woman, am I wrong?"

"Big brother, I was wrong, please let me go, I will never dig the foot of the wall again, I promise to change my ways!"

A typical scene of fighting evil with evil, under the witness of everyone, improved the social atmosphere.

In the game, Sun Yaosheng, who stepped on the accelerator to the maximum, worked desperately and finally arrived at the safety zone smoothly before the drug circle was about to engulf the entire car.

"Made, I'll never ...... next time" Zhu Xiaofei was halfway through his words and was stuck.

"Bang!"

On a mountain not far away, a gunshot echoed, and with it, Zhu Xiaofei fell to the ground in response.

"Who did I recruit to provoke whom, obviously there were three people in the car, why did they take a fancy to me? I usually drink a bottle of soda and don't see another bottle, and my feelings are put in the game, and I come three times, it's really, and I'm angry! ”

Falling to the ground three times, Zhu Xiaofei's blood volume plummeted at a speed visible to the naked eye, Sun Yaosheng didn't have time to arrange the smoke, and while bending down to support Zhu Xiaofei, he shouted to Feifei'er, "Feifei, throw the cigarette quickly!" ”