In the face of the first Internet fraud case in the ninja world, Comrade Jiaodu, an innocent Internet celebrity who has never experienced such a sinister heart, is as pure as a white rabbit in a vegetable field.

His performance was not much better than that of the old man and lady who received a scam call in the news, like a moth to a fire, crashing headlong.

Speaking of conscience, when I originally asked Beryuhu to design this program, Yasuo only planned to write 300,000.

After all, a bowl of ramen is dozens of hundreds of pieces, and 300,000 can already eat ramen for ten years, which is not a small number for most civilian ninjas.

However, since it was Kakuto who took the bait, one of the richest people in the Hokage, Yasuo had no choice but to add a zero.

In order to reduce the Gini coefficient of the ninja world, the kind-hearted Yasuo is really heartbroken.

"Kakuto, why are you crying?"

Finally finished reading "Infernal Affairs", the ghost slash's eyes were red, and he wanted to cry a little, but he still forcibly held back.

As a shinobi, it's really embarrassing to have the thought of crying.

But as soon as he turned his head, Oni Slash was surprised to find that the powerful ninja with a mysterious origin had already burst into tears.

Jiaodu took the tissue handed over by Yasuo, wiped the corners of his eyes, and said: "Uncle Ben didn't shed tears, Uncle Ben is happy, I am so happy to spend so much money!" ”

Yasuo nodded on the side and said, "Yes, Lord Kakudu, when you meet something you like, you will buy it, the money is not really spent by you, but it is just a different way to be by your side." ”

"Yes, what you said makes so much sense, little ghost!"

Jiaodu nodded vigorously, and the tears of happiness that had just been wiped away couldn't stop flowing again.

....

Looking at the mountains on both sides, Yasuo kept comparing the map with his hand, and after leaving Konoha for a long time, a valley appeared in the distance.

Jiaodu nodded with satisfaction and said, "I didn't expect you to be so familiar with the terrain of the Fire Country, it seems that the reward of five hundred yuan is indeed a little lower, and when it is over, I will add ten yuan to you as a tip." ”

"No problem!" Yasuo glanced at the six million cash in Ezreal's travel backpack and smiled sweetly at Kakuto.

"Haha, what a nice little ghost!" Kakudu has always liked people who are generous and can be taken advantage of by themselves, and he feels that the kid in front of him has an appetite for himself.

The ghost slashed aside and said helplessly: "By the way, aren't you looking for a divine soldier?" How could it be possible to slay a dragon in such a place, we might as well stay in Konoha and use the computer to find more information. ”

Jiaodu glanced at the ghost slash, and sneered in his heart, if it weren't for the need for the Yitian Sword in your hand as the key to the second link, Lao Tzu would not have bothered to walk with you, a perverted man, all the way!

Yes, in addition to leveling, Kakudu also secretly watched "Liuli Sensoji Temple", and also saw the true colors of the naked man and the ghost.

How to say that picture, it was really a little spicy to the eyes, and he took two more blood pressure tablets.

At this time, Yasuo handed the map to Kakudu and said, "That, Lord Kakudu, the place in front is the place you are looking for." ”

Looking at the two tall statues not far away, the horns were full of pride and said, "You all come with me!" ”

Recalling the coordinates that he had spent a full three million to buy from the secret letter between the columns, Jiaodu waved his hand, pointed to an ordinary place, and showed an irrepressible smile on his face, and said, "This is it, you two, dig it for me!" ”

......

These recent times have been difficult times for Madara Uchiha.

Life is rare for seventy years, and even more so for Madara Uchiha, who has come all the way from the Sengoku period.

Unlike the three generations of old men of the Narusa era, the seventy-year-old Madara Uchiha is far less fierce than the seventy-year-old Sarutobi.

The latter can still fight with one against three, relying on the psychic demon ape and the first and second generations of the gangster Orochimaru and the filthy earth to turn around, and even for a long time, they will not fall behind.

But for Madara Uchiha, his current physical state and strength have long been gone, and he is not the same as the peak.

As for the reason for this phenomenon, it is also very simple, that is, the final battle between him and the pillar back then.

Although through the secret art of writing wheels, Izanagi, Madara Uchiha succeeded in fooling the Pillar and Kazuma brothers by means of fake death and survived.

Even using the bite of the inter-pillar flesh, Madara Uchiha cultivated and transplanted the inter-pillar cells to himself, enhancing his own vitality, and not long ago, he mastered the Yin and Yang Escape and awakened the eye of reincarnation, but he eventually grew old, and the old wounds were difficult to heal.

The two tigers compete, and both lose!

The vitality of the Thousand Hands Pillar is so strong, and after the decisive battle with Madara Uchiha, he did not live past the age of fifty after all.

And he, Madara Uchiha, although he was more seriously injured, relied on the vitality of the cells between the columns to survive until he was now seventy years old, and naturally he was already in a state of exhaustion and breathing.

But fortunately, Madara Uchiha has already had a series of plans, how to use his reincarnation eye layout, how to resurrect himself in the future, and if he follows the hints on the stone tablet of the Nanga Shrine family, to build an infinite moon reading world that is always peaceful......

Everything, Madara Uchiha has Zhizhu in his hands.

Of course, to achieve this series of grand goals, this aging body alone cannot be accomplished.

Madara Uchiha must rely on the white and black Jedi he "created" to achieve his ambitions.

In the final analysis, for Madara, the black absolute is the product of his own will, and the white absolute is a tool that he can replace and discard at any time.

But a few months ago, for the first time, Madara Uchiha felt that the white jue, at least the one called Ah Fei, was not a simple tool.

Although for Madara, who has experienced the Warring States melee and the initial creation of Konoha, there is nothing that can concern him in this era, but Ah Fei does touch a trace of emotion in his heart.

Looking at the white dough in the cultivation tank that gradually returned to its human form, Madara Uchiha's old face showed a hint of imperceptible relief.

The black creature on the side smiled and said, "Madara-sama, the inter-pillar cells in the Outer Dao Golem have been injected in batches, as long as they are incubated for a few more hours, Ah Fei will be able to fully recover." ”

Madara Uchiha subconsciously swallowed a mouthful of secreted saliva, nodded with satisfaction, and said secretly in his heart:

It took a lot of time and a lot of intercolumnar cells, but it was not a waste and it was all worth it!

Before he finds a host who can carry his reincarnation eyes, and before he finds a Uchiha junior who can carry his will to peace, he can't die yet.

In the past, it was too simple to think about yourself, and I only paid attention to strength and planning, but I forgot that the body was the capital to change the ninja world.

Let's ask, can you live a long life by eating rats and earthworms every day?

Madara Uchiha recalled what he had eaten and drink over the past few months, and a disgusting taste of decay came through his throat.

Subconsciously, he took out a piece of gingerbread in the shape of a bear from his arms, threw it into his mouth and chewed it rattling.

"Knock knock~~boom~~~"

Suddenly, countless dust spilled down from the top of the cavern, and the ground trembled.

Although the seventy-year-old Madara was old, this level of shock was not enough for him to fall, and he stood like a green pine, very calm.

It's just that......

With a "poof", Madara spat out half a biscuit from his mouth, the biscuit was covered with blood, and a back molar full of tartar!

I'm so special, I haven't even knocked out my teeth between the pillars!

The old Uchiha's face turned red, wiped the blood and biscuit residues from the corners of his mouth, and said angrily: "Absolutely, you go up immediately to see what is going on!" ”