Chapter 45: Kitchen idiot Xu Ruoyun
Entering the so-called food house, Chen Xiaoye first felt that there was something wrong with the atmosphere here.
Eating should be a thing to enjoy, but the scene in front of you is a purgatory on earth!
"Senior brother, if there is a good side to things, there must be a bad side, and this is actually a way of cultivation. ”
Listening to Chu Yanran, it is not so much that this is a food house, but that it is a hell on earth under the banner of a food house.
It can be said to be the nightmare of every Jade Girl Sect disciple.
Chen Xiaoye glanced at it cursoryly, and he had a deep understanding.
After so many years in the other world, this is the first place that will make him feel emotional.
Braised watermelon, stir-fried green pepper with five-kernel mooncakes, strawberry stewed egg......
The dark dishes on campus that are popular in the circle of friends are like movie screens, projected in Chen Xiaoye's brain, challenging the psychological bottom line.
"Senior Sister Chu! and Senior Sister Bai! If you don't come again, the food will be cold, come here, I'll give you more." From afar, a woman could be seen waving an iron spoon in her hand and shouting.
"Okay, Senior Sister Ruoyun. Chu Yanran responded.
Everything seemed normal, but Chen Xiaoye saw the determination to die from Chu Yanran and the others.
That's too much of an exaggeration, isn't it?
Even if it's dark cuisine, at best, it's just a nausea, and it's not life-threatening, right?
"......" It wasn't until Chen Xiaoye tiptoed to glance at the contents of the pot that he realized that he had still misestimated the world, the hierarchical definition of dark cuisine.
Where is this dark cuisine, this is clearly poison!
Seeing Chu Yanran, they turned their dantian and used their soul power to completely decompose the food before it entered the stomach.
At this moment, Chen Xiaoye felt as if he was in the middle of a battlefield, a battlefield without gunsmoke, and some were just seeing moves.
Jiang Yingying's hand clenched again, even if she had been abused by the Fengling family, even if she was hungry, she didn't dare to face the things in the pot, you can imagine how terrifying this person in charge of the spoon is.
It's not so much about making food as it is about refining poison!
"Eh, this little junior brother, it's already time to eat, you don't come to eat, where do you want to go?" Xu Ruoyun stopped Chen Xiaoye and Jiang Yingying, who were about to leave.
"Thank you for your kindness, we are not hungry for the time being, and we will come to the party another day. ”
"Run!" Chen Xiaoye whispered to Jiang Yingying.
This time, the two of them were on the same page.
"Want to go, how can it be so simple!"
Boom!
Xu Ruoyun raised his hand and knocked on the table with an iron spoon, and the cold ice was spreading at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Take a step ahead of Chen Xiaoye and Jiang Yingying, and seal the only import and export!
"......" Chen Xiaoye, Jiang Yingying.
"Senior brother, junior sister, people are iron, rice is steel, and if you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry. ”
"Even if you're not hungry, you need to eat three meals a day on time, so come and get some food. ”
What is a demon whisper, this is a demon whisper!
"Yes, junior brother, you still listen to Senior Sister Ruoyun, eat. Chu Yanran gestured with her eyes.
It seemed that he wanted to convey to Chen Xiaoye what a terrifying message Xu Ruoyun had when he got angry.
This woman, knowing that it is a trap, didn't even remind me, it's really unkind!
"Alas......"
sighed, Chen Xiaoye had no choice but to tell the truth.
"Senior Sister Ruoyun, we have just started, and our cultivation is still shallow, unlike other senior sisters, we can rely on our soul power to decompose this poison, and please raise your noble hand and let us live. ”
As soon as Chen Xiaoye's words came out, everyone was so frightened that they couldn't even hold the soup spoon.
Cultivation is still shallow?
Chen Xiaoye beat and pressed Wu Li violently before, and the scenes of the three elders, everyone has not forgotten it.
Hypocrisy!
And what really made them not calm was Chen Xiaoye's last sentence.
He actually dared to say in front of Xu Ruoyun that the dishes she made were poison!
It's true, but you can't say it to anyone's face.
Even if you can't help it, I really want to say, there are so many people who cook unpalatable in the world, who is not good?
It's over, it's all over.
"You say, what?"
So fast!
As soon as the voice came out, Xu Ruoyun's person had already appeared in front of Chen Xiaoye.
The iron spoon in his hand is more like a sword blade.
"Senior Sister Ruoyun, calm down, don't ......" Chu Yanran wanted to step forward to persuade peace.
"It's none of your business! Xu Ruoyun interrupted her.
This sucks now!
Quiet, dead quiet.
"You, say it again!" Xu Ruoyun said, her eyes were already red, and tears flowed down her cheeks.
Chu Chu's pitiful appearance, even Chen Xiaoye couldn't help but feel guilty when he saw it.
Cursing yourself for being a bastard.
"Senior sister, I may have said something just now, but the things you make are indeed not for people to eat. ”
"But senior sister, don't be discouraged, I suggest that you consider refining poison and use your talent on the right path......"
This stinky boy, will it be comforting in the end?
Regarding Chen Xiaoye's divine operation, Chu Yanran and the others were stunned.
"You don't have to say any more!"
Xu Ruoyun raised her hand to wipe away her tears, turned to face Chu Yanran and the others, and said affectionately: "Well, everyone, I'm sorry, thank you for your tolerance of me during this time, although I haven't known each other for a long time, I will cherish this precious memory, and strive to repay you in the next life." ”
it, what's the situation!
Now, it was Chen Xiaoye's turn to be confused.
Even if the food is unpalatable, there is no need to make such a horrible statement, right?
I don't know, I think it...... , I'm going to kill myself!
"Wait!" Chen Xiaoye stopped in time.
"Little junior brother, do you have anything else to say, do you want to say it to us? It's not too early, if you have anything to say, just say it." It can be seen that Xu Ruoyun is really desperate, and he has reached the point of madness when it comes to making food.
"Senior sister, cooking is unpalatable, it can only mean that your innate skills are insufficient, but you can still make up for it the day after tomorrow. ”
"To be honest, I have a few recipes here, and the word-of-mouth response in my hometown is not bad, senior sister might as well give it a try?" Chen Xiaoye was also helpless, in addition, he couldn't think of any better way.
"Really?" Xu Ruoyun's eyes brightened again.
"If there is half a lie, there will be five thunderstorms in the sky!"
Chen Xiaoye nodded.
Subsequently, he spent "a huge amount of money" again and exchanged the materials and tools for making hot pot from the points mall.
"What should I do?" Xu Ruoyun looked at the full table, he knew less than forty percent of the ingredients, and said a little confused.
"It's very simple, tear the packaging bag on the outside of the base, put it in a hot pot and stir-fry, add water and ......"
Chen Xiaoye taught Xu Ruoyun step by step.
This scene, in the eyes of outsiders, is damn harmonious!