Chapter 11 Chapter 10 I will use ham sausage
A certain building in the boys' dormitory means that there is more than one building in the boys' dormitory. 308 bedrooms. A certain dormitory in the first class of high school means that there is more than one dormitory in the first class of high school.
A young man named Ding Jiajian looked short, like a child's paper. He looked a little dazed at this time, and was standing in place, looking around.
Suddenly, he realized what he was going to do. So he immediately pretended to run to a certain bottom of the dormitory, which was actually a facility for putting winter quilts and other supplies, welded by iron pipes, and its two ends were installed on the white walls on both sides of the dormitory, at a high position.
There is a basketball on top, which is naturally very high. Ding Jiajian wanted to get it down, so he pretended to raise a hand and jumped up a few times. But, unexpectedly, because he wasn't tall enough, he couldn't reach it.
He had to find another way.
Then, he found the fork in the corner of the bedroom. Picked up the fork and jumped twice. Sure enough, living up to Ding Jia's sword hope, the basketball was stabbed down. Ding Jiajian took the ball with one hand, threw away his coat fork, and waved it with a hum.
However, the good times were short-lived. Maybe this guy is too crazy and likes to show off, or maybe his ball control skills are too bad. The ball just swung a few times, then flew away and disappeared?
Ding Jiajian looked around, "Where is the ball?" ”
After looking around, he finally aimed at the basketball on the quilt on Chen Xiaoping's bed, which was too strange. So, he staggered over there, grabbed the basketball, and prepared to continue playing.
At this time, Chen Xiaoping stuck his head out of the quilt. He glared at Ding Jiajian angrily, and his serious expression was matched with his pot-like hairstyle on his head, which was really a bit funny. But Ding Jiajian realized that something was wrong.
Ding Jiajian: "What are you doing, messing with you?" ”
Chen Xiaoping said seriously: "Look at it, it's not wet, it's a good couple, why are you always it?" ”
For a while, Ding Jiajian had nothing to say, he just wanted to slap him up and bruise his humor.
Ma Jinfu said loudly at this time: "Lao Mei is really talented, and she invented a cold joke!" ”
It was too late, it was too fast, and with a loud "bang", the iron door of the dormitory was kicked open. Then a burly figure broke in, with a majestic look, it turned out to be: Bai Chun is back.
As soon as Bai Chun came in, he saw someone abusing the basketball, and his sense of justice was blazing, so he didn't say a word, and pulled out two ham sausages from his pocket. "I'll use ham sausages, hum haha......"
As soon as Ding Jiajian raised his head and saw the ham sausage approaching, he immediately threw away the basketball and made all kinds of painful appearances, which were extremely false.
Ding Jiajian: "Oh, hero, I won't!" You're a good citizen......"
Finally, with Ding Jiajian's submission and Bai Chun's big victory, the bedroom basketball incident full of bizarre twists and turns came to an end. The power of two ham sausages!
No wonder some girls like to use ham sausages.
Time, time always passes imperceptibly. It has been said that time is the most unforgiving, it is impartial and selfless.
However, time is forgiving, and it is silent. It tolerates all living things to have equal time, and it tolerates all living things to enjoy irreversible time. The wind was gently blowing, the sunlight poured into the classroom, and he stretched out his hand, but he couldn't catch the passing years flying outside the window.
It was already the second day, the first class in the morning of the sixth middle school.
This is a language lesson. As for Chinese classes, I believe you all know that they are either very leisurely or boring, depending on the level of the Chinese teacher. The Chinese teacher in the first class of high school is a guy named Xie Xiaoyan.
No, don't think that Xie Xiaoyan is a beautiful female teacher, and don't be fooled by this cute name. Because, Xie Xiaoyan is a fat man, a fat man with glasses, a man.
With the rumbling of the loud class bell, the noise in the classroom stopped abruptly, and it was eerily quiet. However, less than ten seconds later, the children in the classroom suddenly realized that they immediately began to "twitter" again.
Because, they found out that Xie Xiaoyan had not yet come.
However, the good times were short-lived. After about five minutes, the fat man Xie Xiaoyan finally came. He walked out of the iron door of the classroom with a dark groan, and at this time, the noise of the students with keen senses quickly decreased and thinned.
The moment he pushed open the classroom door, the students who reacted quickly stopped the noise completely. Because, this is the conditioned reflex that students practiced.
Xie Xiaoyan, also known as sweet potato, also known as ball, or round round. That's right, except for Xie Xiaoyan, all the others are his nicknames. Moreover, these nicknames of the fat man are recognized by the majority of students, at least the friends of the first year of high school know it.
Xie Xiaoyan walked slowly to the podium, like the rhythm of a big leader. His rhythm had already made his classmates impatient, but he still maintained restraint.
Then, he continued to perform.
He stood on the podium, facing the students below. Then he slowly stretched out his two chubby hands, waved them up and down, and said, "Calm down, calm down, what's the noise?" What's the noise? ”
His contrived words caused widespread revulsion, because no one spoke at all.
Then, when he turned around, he saw two big words written on the blackboard: Vassal.
He was trying to read it out loud to show his erudition. But he hesitated, because he could not be sure.
So he turned around and asked his classmates, "Who wrote these two words on the blackboard?" ”
No one answered.
Then he said, "How do you pronounce these two words?" ”
No one answered.
Then he said solemnly: "Attention, if you don't understand the words you don't understand, you have to look up the dictionary, do you still want me to teach them?" It is best to use the sixth edition of the dictionary. ”
…… Just as he was about to end the class, he suddenly made a surprise attack: the group leaders put away the answers to the homework in class.
For those students who like to study independently, it is quite a terrible thing that the answers are not fully explained, and the collection of answers is an unreasonable thing. Not only is it a crisis of confidence, but it also restricts the freedom to learn on your own.
For poor students, the answer to whether to collect or not has little impact on them. It is never because they receive the answers that their enthusiasm for learning increases, and it is impossible for them to be unable to copy their homework because they receive the answers.
From the teacher's point of view, this can only restrict poor students from copying answers to a certain extent. For poor students, they will be more averse to practice, even learning, and even teachers.
In short, the answer to seizure will do more harm than good overall and in the long run. The real root cause of the problem should be to create a relatively tolerant learning atmosphere, and to do things that are really beneficial to improve students' enthusiasm and initiative in learning.
By the time the group leaders finished their answers, everyone realized that the class had ended, although few people actually heard the bell ringing.
This is a very witty setting in the eyes of the school and very shameless in the eyes of the students: the bell for class is crazy for earthquakes, but the bell for class is so sluggish that it is difficult to detect.