Chapter 598: The Realistic Version of the Almighty Man
Ye Lang looked at the Internet and couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "Harm, there are many people who are popular!" I didn't expect it to be so hard to even play a game now. ”
Now that everything I'm worried about has happened and been solved, it's natural to relax and play a game.
Ye Lang didn't say a word, he opened the game, although there were still many people who privately messaged him, but it was all two days ago, and Ye Lang didn't pay attention to the information.
As soon as Ye Lang got on the number, it seemed that those people were squatting, and the people who had played with him before immediately invited him.
Ye Lang saw it, and invited messages kept coming, and he was stunned, and he didn't know which one to promise.
And there are a lot of people in it that she doesn't know, and for her, it's just teammates who match.
Ye Lang didn't accept any of the invitations sent to him, in fact, he didn't know which one to accept, so he thought in his heart that he would not be able to play well.
Ye Lang is still thinking about whether to find someone to play with? When he was still playing alone, Tuan Tuan suddenly sent him a private message, "Brother Ye Lang, am I staying in play and eating chicken together?" ”
When I saw Tuan Tuan Ye Lang, I remembered the last time I played a game with him, it seemed like a long time ago.
Ye Lang: If I'm not mistaken, I should have played with him for something at that time, but what was it for?
Ye Lang thought about it for a while before remembering that it was because of that chivalrous act of righteousness that he was looking for them to play together.
Ye Lang: Mom, it seems that my chivalrous deeds have not been completed, this is not my style, how could I Ye Lang delay my small task for so long, no, I want to use Tuan Tuan to help me beat people.
Ye Lang immediately agreed to Tuan Tuan, afraid that she had already started the game.
After Ye Lang was pulled into their team, he found that there were already three people inside.
"Aren't you the only two of you?"
"Ah, Brother Ye Lang hasn't seen you for a long time, why haven't you played many games lately!"
Sure enough, Tuan Tuan will always ignore Ye Lang's question, and every time he can only reply in a daze, "I just sent you an invitation, but you ignored us, we thought you wouldn't play, so we invited you to join the liar." ”
Ye Lang looked at another person, a girl's outfit, and a girl's Hanfu, he couldn't believe that the person in front of him was an old man.
"This is a liar, his outfit may not be too feminine, right?"
"Hahaha, we just finished complaining about his outfit, but I didn't expect Ye Lang to complain after he came in."
The liar heard that they were all complaining about his outfit, so he quickly explained, "You don't understand, play four rows with you, the people who match must be very good, I wear this outfit, if I meet some little brothers, maybe they can be confused by my beautiful always pretend, and they can let me go." ”
"Poofha, liar, are you whimsical? Is there a division between men and women in the game world? ”
Ye Lang couldn't help but complain, "Do you think everyone else is a fool?" I can't hear your voice, it's a big man. ”
When Ye Lang and the others arrived at Birth Island, the liar quickly ran and hammered the people of Birth Island.
Born Island is the same as before, singing, talking, fighting, and selling.
Ye Lang saw that the liar was using a girl's petite body, but with the momentum of a fierce man, he beat everyone passing by him.
"Liar, since you want to pretend to be a girl, you pretend to be some, so tough, even if you are really a girl, you can't look down on men!"
"Oh, how can Brother Ye talk about people like this? She's a girl. ”
The liar suddenly said to Ye Lang in his delicate voice with male hormones.
Ye Lang was frightened by his voice that was neither male nor female in his life, "Don't, liar, if you do this again, I will shut up your microphone, and I will thunder you to death as soon as you enter, I really can't stand it." ”
After Ye Lang finished speaking, the liar said excitedly: "Did you hear that? Does Mr. Ye look like a person with depression? If someone says he's manic, I'll probably believe it, depression, hahaha, that person must have a hole in his brain. ”
Ye Lang never expected that he would suddenly mention this matter, and indeed the people who had been in contact with her did not believe that he had depression, except for Dr. Li, who would make up such a big joke in order to let himself have more customer traffic.
The liar talked about Ye Lang's recent incident, which aroused their interest, "By the way, Brother Ye Lang, do you really have depression?" ”
Hearing such a direct question from Tuan Tuan, Ye Lang himself was almost choked.
Ye Lang: Forget if others believe it, how many games have you played with me, you still don't know what kind of person I am, depression is in me, how can it happen? Do I seem to be such a pessimistic person?
I couldn't listen to Tuan Tuan's direct and brainless question, "It's not Tuan Tuan, isn't your recent braincase not connected!" What do you think? As soon as the news came out on the Internet, I knew that someone must be hyping it. ”
"Ahh So that's not it! I'm still very worried about finding something on the Internet on how to alleviate depression? ”
After Tuan Tuan finished speaking, everyone laughed, and it is estimated that she is the only one of the three people present who will believe this rumor.
"Sure enough, you girls have light ears, no wonder some people say that girls are easy to be deceived, this sentence is not false."
"Bah, don't slander us girls, we're smart, we don't even know who we are!"
Ye Lang heard Tuan Tuan actually use this sentence to refute, why didn't he feel anything when he heard it, if he studied it carefully, this sentence was a joke.
Ye Lang didn't hear the reply of the other two people, so he couldn't help but complain, "Tuan Tuan, you said this sentence as if you were a fool yourself, and you didn't even know who you were when you were smart?" You tell me, is it smart for someone who doesn't even know who it is? Isn't that just a fool's label? No, fools know who they are. ”
"Hahaha, it looks like this."
After hearing Ye Lang's complaints, Tuan Tuan burst into laughter.
"Teacher Ye Lang deserves to be the realistic version of the almighty man in everyone's mouth, don't really listen to a sentence and don't feel anything, but when it sounds to him, he can tell the disease."
Ye Lang: The real-life version of the almighty man! What is this title and when did it come about?