After a short mental struggle, Uesugi Heisuke finally stood up and was ready to explain his point in front of everyone.

Natsume Weiyang turned his head and looked at Uesugi Heisuke, feeling a little sorry because he didn't remember this classmate very well.

It seems that Uesugi Heisuke has been sitting on the left side of the penultimate row, near the window, looking down at a book or in a daze.

Occasionally, when they looked at each other, Uesugi Heisuke would also show shyness, quickly turning his head to look away, deliberately avoiding Natsume's eyes.

Anyway, in the minds of his classmates, Uesugi Heisuke is a stuffy gourd, and he doesn't have much sense of existence.

However, today, Natsume Weiyang was surprised to find that there was a lazy smile on his face, and an undetectable light flashed in his eyes.

Is it self-confidence?

Or maybe you're confident?

Natsume didn't know, but she vaguely felt that Uesugi Heisuke had changed, no longer avoiding the eyes of others, but bravely facing it, with a calm and calm demeanor.

After a pause, Uesugi Heisuke said with a smile in a mocking tone: "You may not know that in our neighbor Huaxia, many people highly respect Japanese elevator etiquette, and various media have also praised Japanese people for taking elevators to obey the rules. ”

"Maybe it won't take too long for Huaxia to learn from us and let the elevator side out, so that we will successfully export Japan's elevator culture to Huaxia, and may also export it to the world in the future."

Hahahaha~

After listening to the interesting opening of Heisuke Ueyama, the students all laughed.

"I can't see it, Heijie-san knows Huaxia very well."

"The idea of exporting elevator culture to neighboring countries is very interesting and should be included in the documentary script."

The students were very proud that when they talked about Japan being respected and becoming the object of imitation by other countries, everyone felt like they had been beaten with blood.

Professor Musashi was also surprised, bowing slightly to Heisuke Uesugi and encouraging him to continue to speak boldly.

Uesugi Heisuke was very satisfied with everyone's reaction, and his simple words quickly became the focus of the class.

This is probably the reborn dividend, after all, he is one of the few people in the world who understands both China and Japan.

In fact, it is not only a bad habit in China to worship foreign countries, but also to look at the whole of East Asia, China, Japan, and South Korea, plus Vietnam, which is known as Little China, are all hard-hit areas.

After years of development, Japan is now the most developed and wealthy country in the world, but so what?

If you have paid attention to Japanese variety shows, you will find that the Japanese actually care more about the evaluation of Westerners than the Chinese.

Whenever Japan does something, the TV station will always find a few foreigners to be on the show, and change their ways to boast of the greatness of neon and the immortality of the Yamato spirit.

This kind of show is really unbearable, but the Japanese eat this set.

Whether in China, in Japan and South Korea, or in Vietnam, TV programs like "Informal Talks" and "Hi, Foreigners", such as "Informal Talks" and "Hi, Foreigner", are very popular and have a huge viewing base.

Those foreigners who can speak a few words of Japanese or Chinese have transformed themselves into Internet celebrities who are making money every day, relying on their likes to make crazy money, on the surface they are international friends, and behind their backs are the shameless faces of East Asian stupid money girls who come quickly.

It's a pity that they may not have thought that caring about other people's opinions is a manifestation of extreme lack of confidence in their hearts.

Uesugi Heisuke remembered a joke he had heard in his previous life, saying that a Chinese man, a neon man, a Korean man, and a Vietnamese man, due to historical reasons, it is difficult for them to pee into a pot, and it would be good to get together without a group fight.

The only thing that can make them share their hatred is women.

Because whether it is a Japanese woman, a Korean woman, or a Chinese girl or a Vietnamese girl, when choosing a mate, if the conditions are not much different, they often give priority to marrying a foreigner.

There are quite a few East Asian girls who are proud to marry white people, and even do not hesitate to kneel and lick.

Only with this can the men of China, Japan, South Korea and Vietnam get together in a rare gathering and frantically complain about reverse nationalism.

complained to each other that they worked hard for the family, but in the end they were treated as not understanding romance.

Westerners don't do anything about production, squatting on the side of the road all day long, drinking coffee and bragging, but they have become a person who can live a mood...

Admittedly, this is just a joke.

But behind this joke, the true nature of the operation of the world is revealed, and the common sorrow of the entire East Asian civilization is revealed.

It's obviously unfair to work so hard and be belittled all the time.

As for the reason, it is simple, I don't have the right to speak.

History has long taught us that discourse is power, and culture is hegemony.

The right to speak in this world, and the right to define civilization, has always been in the hands of the West.

It is precisely because the West has spared no effort to suppress and smear the East Asian region for a long time that the most industrious and intelligent East Asians in the world have become the target of ridicule.

The frenzied repression that China is currently suffering is actually the same as what Japan suffered in the 80s.

The only difference is that Japan finally came to its knees and signed the humiliating Plaza Accord on September 22, 1985.

Huaxia chose to fight and took a more difficult but necessary path.

History proves that the idea of the Anglo-Saxons is actually quite simple.

They just want all the aliens to die.

After a slight pause, Uesugi Heisuke looked around, and suddenly said: "But in fact, everyone standing on one side of the elevator and leaving the other side vacant is not only without any merit, but also a huge stupidity. ”

Rumble~

This is really a bolt from the blue, the classmates who were still proud and excited just now, their expressions became stiff, the corners of their mouths twitched, and they looked at Uesugi Heisuke in disbelief.

It's hard to imagine that this guy used stupid, such strong words of contempt and criticism.

"Heisuke-san, what nonsense are you talking about!?"

"Isn't it right to make it easier for people in a hurry!?"

After a short silence, the students questioned one after another, and the atmosphere in the classroom became tense for a while, and everyone felt that Uesugi Heisuke's idea was very ridiculous and asked him to explain it clearly.

"First, mechanical mechanics tells us that if we only apply pressure to one side of the elevator for a long time, it will lead to increased wear and tear, which is more likely to cause mechanical failure, and once the elevator full of passengers fails, it will inevitably cause very serious safety hazards." ”

"Second, climbing quickly on a running elevator, one is unsteady on the standing, it is easy to fall down, the elevator safety manual clearly states that the safest way to take the elevator is to stay standing while holding on to the handrail."

"Thirdly, those who are in a hurry are first of all violating the traffic rules, and secondly, if they manage their time well and reserve enough time for traffic, why panic at the last minute? Causing a lot of trouble for others? ”

"Based on the above three points, it is not difficult to see that everyone standing on the side of the elevator will lead to a series of serious problems such as shortening the life of the elevator, increasing mechanical failures, increasing potential safety hazards, etc., and the behavior that causes so many problems is not stupid, what is stupidity?"

"If I were the director of this documentary, in addition to verifying the origin of the matter, I would also tell the disadvantages in a matter-of-fact manner, even if it has become an established fact of life, it should not go beyond science."

"In this world, there are countless ways to shoot documentaries, but I believe that only the scientific method and the attitude of seeking truth from facts are the supreme rules of documentaries!"

Hearing Uesugi Heisuke's sonorous and powerful words, everyone was dumbfounded, they couldn't believe their ears, and their shocked expressions froze on their faces.

Analyzing elevator culture from a mechanical and mechanical point of view?

What the hell is this meowing?

In the final analysis, the imaging major is a group of liberal arts students, and their logical thinking is not so rigorous, and everyone is more accustomed to looking at problems from a humanistic perspective.

In his last life, Uesugi Heisuke was a typical science and engineering man produced by the Department of Computer Science, a believer in scientific methodology, and a staunch atheist.

After being reborn, although he switched from science to liberal arts.

But the uprightness unique to a science and engineering man in him will always show up inadvertently.