Chapter 34: Jokowi's Joke Shop
By the time the four of them finished drinking butterbeer and came out of the three brooms, the rain outside had become lighter.
"Let's go to Jokowi's joke shop first!" Fred suggested, fearing that the four of them would run out of change when they went to Duke Bee's candy shop.
"Okay. Albert looked away from the candy store, and he was a little curious about what was on sale in the joke store that the three of them would never forget.
Jokowi's joke shop is located next to Duke Bee's candy shop, just across a private house, and the shop here is similar to the candy shop next door, with large glass windows with all kinds of joke paraphernalia.
When the four of them pushed the door in, the bell rang behind the door.
"Welcome. Jokowi put down the newspaper, stood up from behind the counter, and greeted the four little guests with a smile. It was a wizard in his forties with an amiable smile on his face.
There are many kinds of goods in the joke shop, and Albert put away his umbrella, walked to the window, and looked at the goods on it.
"Quill for automatic answering. Albert whispered the name of the quill.
"It's a quill to help you cope with the nasty subject, and it can help
You write most of the questions. Jokowi is like a qualified salesman, and he explains the function of the quill to Albert in a humorous tone.
"A good thing indeed. Albert replied casually, unimpressed, selling this thing to him was like sending a reference answer to a scholar.
He clearly doesn't need to.
Next to it was a broom, and Albert looked at his introduction: the broom.
When a wizard tries to ride it into the air, the broom will be reversed, so that the wizard riding the broom is head-down, and there are 5 modes such as crazy spinning, extreme braking and throwing people out.
The broom can fly up to 3 meters high.
This is also a toy broom, which costs 15 Galleons.
Albert's face twitched, and he turned his head to look at Fred, George, and Lee Jordan, who were picking up props on the counter on the other side. He walked over and saw that there were patches of soap in the cabinet with some black spots inside.
Frog egg soap.
This is the introduction of the joke utensil, and when you wash it with it, it gets dirtier and dirtier the more you wash it.
Next to these soaps were teacups, and Albert didn't reach for them, because there were labels on them, biting his nose teacups.
As soon as someone drinks tea from this teacup, it will suddenly bite that person's nose and spill the hot tea in the teacup.
All right!
If one is not careful, it is estimated that even the wizard will be tricked.
"What are you going to buy?" asked Albert.
"Big dung bomb. The twins said in unison.
"Burp candy and squeak gummies. Albert was also embarrassed to buy nothing, and bought a few random candies.
Burp candy is a hard throat candy that will last for five minutes after eating. As for the appearance of the squeaky gummies, they looked like a small mouse, Fred took the initiative to try one, and when he bit it, he would let out a mouse-like scream, as if he really bit a little mouse, and his mouth was so frightened that his mouth grew big, and the gummies in his mouth fell to the ground.
"How's it taste?" Albert asked curiously.
"Not bad, it's a normal gummy. ”
"What are you buying?" Albert looked at Lee Jordan.
"I want to buy this?" he gestured to a frisbee with sharp teeth on it.
"It's a wolf-toothed flying saucer. Jokowi picked up a frisbee and threw it out, and all four of them heard a roar coming from the whistling frisbee, "You need to be careful when playing this, don't get bitten." ”
He took a note and put it in the Frisbee's mouth, and it was shredded into pieces of paper in the blink of an eye.
That's a lot of lethality.
"I'll see if there's anything else. "Li Jordan looked at the price, and was a little disappointed that this thing costs three gallons, and the price is not cheap!
Before leaving, Albert bought two more inflatable screaming inflatable skeletons, which were the size of his fist, and as long as they were thrown, they would quickly swell to the height of a person, and they would scream to startle people, and when they exploded, they would scatter white powder and make people look dirty.
Li Jordan bought a sticky telescopic hand, this thing can be retracted at will, and after throwing it out, it will grab the ear of the nearest person, although it will not hurt, but when it is withdrawn, it will make a snapping sound, which will startle the other party.
When the four of them left, they all carried large paper bags in their arms, filled with things they had bought at Jokowi's joke shop.
Lee Jordan also bought a bag of dung bombs.
The three of them were curious if Albert didn't buy it.
It's almost a must-buy when they come to Jokowi's joke shop.
"No, I'm not interested in that kind of thing. Albert said angrily
If you reach for it, it will get dirty, and if you throw it, it will blow up the disgusting sludge and smell of rotten eggs.
It's simply a biological weapon.
"You'd better not make the dorm stink. Albert warned solemnly.
"Rest assured, we'll definitely note that this thing is bought for the payment of Erch. George was clearly still angry about his punishment for washing the kettle.
"That's a great place, isn't it?" Fred asked with a smile.
"Great, fun place. Albert nodded in admitted, and suddenly remembered something, "You seem to like these jokes very much, and maybe, you can open a similar joke shop in the future." ”
He still remembers that the twins did open a joke shop after graduation, and they did it well.
"That's a good idea. The twins' eyes lit up, and unlike Albert, they had never thought about what they were going to do in the future.
"I think you need to learn the spells well, and these things also involve some alchemy. Albert picked up a candy and looked at it as a reminder.
"What about yourself?"
"I haven't decided yet. "Albert is still thinking about it,
He didn't plan to give up entering New York Finance, after all, it was an easy job, according to the experience and tasks he was hoarding now, and after graduation, he could completely put all kinds of economics and finance skills very high, and it was really more suitable for him to make money lying down!
By the way, it seems that the prophecy seems to be good, you can predict that the lottery will be drawn appropriately, and you will win 100 million dollars or something.
Well, it seems that the time converter is also good, and you can win the lottery anytime and anywhere.
That being said, it seems that finance is better to make money.
Albert's discovery that using magic to make money reasonably is also a good note, but the only problem is that once discovered by the Ministry of Magic, there can be trouble.
Prophecy might be better, as long as no one knows he's a prophet, it's fine.
Just as Albert was thinking about the future, the four of them walked into the Duke Bee candy store, and the twins had already been emptied of change at Jokowi's joke shop, but they might as well go into the store to see the goods inside, and they could wait for the next time they had money to buy candy to eat.