Liu Junhao listened to his statement, and immediately couldn't stop laughing, and even Professor Zhao covered his stomach and laughed.

This bear child deserved to be beaten, and he was not wronged at all.

It turns out that the root of this matter is still on the computer, and the hairy child comes to the Internet when he has nothing to do, and naturally he has learned some fashionable words on the Internet. In the past few days, when he talks at home, he has mixed a few mantras, such as "I'm dizzy", "sweaty", etc., and so on, just open his mouth, and his father said a few times that this kid didn't change.

The countryside can't do work when it rains, so a group of three, a group of five around to play cards and mahjong, the hairy child's house is also a fixed card field, as long as it rains, people report here.

As soon as I finished eating this morning, a group of people gathered around the hairy boy's house to play cards. Liu Qiyong and his family also came to play with their month-old child, and this half-year-old child naturally became a little star in the crowd, praising them one by one.

chatting and chatting, someone asked about the child's name, and the two of them were very delicate to their son, so they named the child Liu Qilin.

Before a group of people could speak, the hairy boy came first: "I'm dizzy, why do you give my eldest nephew this broken name, it's so old-fashioned!" ”

Liu Qiyong and his wife's faces were not very good-looking at that time, and the two of them looked through the dictionary for more than half a month in order to come up with this name.

The hairy boy's father was also angry, and immediately grabbed a broom and beat it, scolding and scolding in his mouth: "Lao Tzu told you not to talk well, and you learned yin and yang all day long." ”

The hairy boy screamed and ran around the house, arguing while running: "People talk like this on the Internet"

"Nets? Lao Tzu told you to go online! "His dad hit harder.

At this time, the hairy child didn't dare to defend himself, and immediately rushed out of the house crying.

"You kid, let me tell you what's good." Liu Junhao smiled tired before he spoke: "In the future, when you go online, you will check more learning materials, don't learn something useless." ”

The hairy boy didn't know if he listened or not, so he rubbed on the edge of the chessboard between the two of them for a while, and then turned on the computer to play.

The rain outside was getting heavier and heavier, and when I looked out through the door of the hall, I saw that a curtain of rain had formed under the eaves, and the ducks were completely happy, quacking and scurrying in the front yard, pecking at the little crabs that crawled to the grass.

These crabs are all the size of fingernails, and they were discovered by Liu Junhao when he was feeding the yellow eels a few days ago. At first, he was startled, when so many crabs ran into the ditch, he was unconscious.

After reading it, Professor Zhao speculated that the old crabs he raised spawned and hatched, and they should have been there last autumn. However, at that time, these crab seedlings were still big-eyed larvae, inconspicuous, and even if they saw them, they would be regarded as unsightly. When it grew into a small crab, it caught up with hibernation, so Liu Junhao never found out. Now that the weather is warmer, they come alive and suddenly appear in the ditch.

Crabs are different from other fish, as soon as it rains, they all climb up to the shore like crazy, and many even climb onto tree trunks, and the little crabs also carry on this tradition, crawling everywhere in the rain.

At first, it was just water ducks grabbing food, and after a while, many hens also braved the heavy rain to rush into the stagnant water, and kept sticking out their heads and pecking.

Those little crabs suffered suddenly, and they were robbed by them, and those who crawled to the front yard were basically caught by chickens and ducks, and the rest of them crawled back into the water when they saw that the opportunity was not good.

The two of them were jumping down and down, when suddenly a wet thing flew straight into the hall and landed on the chessboard, and then their bodies trembled, and suddenly muddy water splashed, making them both bodies.

"Phew, this hen really doesn't want to live" Professor Zhao spat out a mouthful of muddy water that splashed into his mouth, and reached out to knock the thing away at once.

"Pheasant?!" Before Liu Junhao could react, the hairy boy turned his head and shouted in surprise.

The pheasant was beaten by Professor Zhao like this, and it seemed to come to his senses and flew towards the counter. "Pop", a porcelain bowl was kicked to the ground and shattered.

The hairy boy grabbed the shovel leaning against the door and slapped it at the pheasant, driving it around the house, splashing muddy water on its wings everywhere.

"Xiaopi" Liu Junhao pointed with his hand, and Xiaopi immediately jumped up, and had already grabbed the pheasant jumping on the table, and the thing twitched a few times before it completely died.

"It seems that it is really luck that can't be stopped, sitting at home pheasants will automatically come to the door, and there is pheasant meat to eat at noon" Liu Junhao picked up the pheasant, shook the muddy water on its body and smiled.

"Is this a pheasant, why does it look no different from a domestic chicken?" Professor Zhao looked a little confused, it is said that he has lived in Liujiagou for a long time, and he has seen pheasants from afar a few times, but they are not the same as those in front of him.

"This is a female pheasant, the tail is bald by something, and the chicken has a cockscomb on the top of its head, you see that this thing is not conspicuous at all" Liu Junhao mentioned it, about two catties or more.

"Really, it's not like a domestic hen, and it doesn't have a mouth. How does this thing get into the house? Professor Zhao then asked in confusion.

"It's not raining yet, and the pheasants must have nowhere to hide when the rain is so heavy, so they are drenched, and when they see the place where they are hiding from the rain, they go straight in. Don't leave at noon, hairy boy, wait to help me remove pheasant feathers, let's stew pheasant meat at noon. "Male pheasant braised is the best to eat, while female pheasant is different, and it tastes more fragrant when stewed.

Liu Junhao has been hungry for pheasants for a long time, and it is not a problem for Xiaopi to catch a hare, but it is difficult to let him catch pheasants, this thing is a thief and can fly.

In the autumn, he deliberately led Xiaopi around in the woods a few times, just to catch a pheasant to satisfy his hunger, who knew that after a few times, the family fluttered and flew away, and there was no way at all. He had eaten dried pheasant a few times, and although it tasted good, he always felt that the pheasant meat was still fresh.

This time, two people didn't play chess, and the hairy boy didn't play with the computer anymore, and they all began to gather up the noon meal. Choose the vegetables you choose, boil the water you boil, pluck the feathers of the plucking feathers, divide the two by three, and a pheasant will fade away.

Liu Junhao's family has a lot of peppercorns, so there is no need to bother. Peel the skin and remove the internal organs, then rinse in water for 10 minutes, then chop into large pieces and fry in the pan.

This set of procedures Liu Junhao is cooked and can not be cooked, he first scooped half a spoon of refined lard and put it into the pot after it was heated, and soon the crackling lard fragrance came out.

Then pour the shallots, ginger pieces, pheasant meat in the pot and fry, when the pheasant meat is fried to golden brown, he adds most of the half scoop of water, and then sprinkles pepper, monosodium glutamate, refined salt, sugar, etc. and slowly stews over low heat.

Of course, in order to prevent the dishes from being insufficient, he also deliberately scrambled an egg and green onion in the back pot. When the pheasant meat was cooked, Professor Zhao got up and called Mr. Wang over for dinner.

The rice in the rice cooker has also been steamed, and a few people are serving the hot rice.

The pheasant meat in spring is fresh and tender, and Liu Junhao's craftsmanship is also very good, this pheasant meat tastes mellow and crispy, and it is very delicious.

After a meal, the hairy boy ate three bowls of dry rice in a row, and the corners of his mouth were also oily. In the end, he was choked until he was full of burps, but Mr. Wang poured him most of the boiling water and drank it to return to normal.

Of course, as today's hero, Xiaopi also had a beautiful meal.

When everyone was full of wine and food, the hairy child's father belatedly called his son home for dinner.

The two of them belong to the kind of person who can not even eat once they sit on the card field, if it is not for the people who go to his house to play go back to eat, I am afraid that these two people do not know that they are hungry.

Listening to his own child say that he had already eaten, the hairy child's father explained embarrassedly: "It's okay on a rainy day, it's a little late to cook, this kid won't be angry with me in the morning." ”

This book is about to hit the shelves, so let's book a monthly pass for next month, and I hope you will support the gourd, hehe.

I wish you all a happy eleven, a happy day, and nothing to steal the fun!