Continued with Chapter 269

Back at Lal's house, there was only Lal alone in the hall, this guy was like an old dog who had been exposed to the sun for a long time, and he was slumping his whole body on the table weakly, moaning half-dead from time to time, and turning his head to see that Aunt Lisa's door was closed, and it seemed that he had been doing almost useless work these days.

Seeing me walk in, he glanced weakly at the corner of his eye, and then closed his eyes crookedly, sighed continuously, frowned, and looked even more miserable than Yang Bailao.

I sent Sarah back to her room, covered the quilt and went to sleep, and I sat down across from Lal with a playful face, looking at him with interest.

"Go, what to see!" This old boy was in a bad mood, and when he saw that I was smirking on the side, he was immediately angry.

"Yo, we claim that we don't need to report anything to our families, what else can bother you?" I grinned and fell down the stone path, and sure enough, there was a heavy thud in Aunt Sarah's room.

"You bastard, like Doug's bastard, it's not a good thing!" Lal's eyes widened angrily, and he wanted to pounce on me and bite me, and it took a while before he lowered his head sullenly again, and I was not in a hurry, I poured myself a cup of tea, oops, I have been tired of the old drunkard and the old man Kane recently, and it is rare to be able to relax as much as now.

"I said, boy Wu, look at my baby daughter Sarah who can get along with Veras without problems. Isn't there a secret? After a long time, Dilal, who was lying dead on the table, seemed to suddenly think of something, and looked at me with bright eyes. She knows her daughter's character very well, although she looks well-behaved and obedient, and seems to be very easy to deal with, but in fact, she has the same personality as her mother - possessive in her bones, this Wu boy can actually tame her into obedience, if she can also teach herself to do both, then wouldn't it be easy for the sari to solve it?

"There's only one thing." I took a sip of tea lightly, this guy really thinks I'm a love saint. I'm worried about my relationship right now.

"What's the solution?" This guy jumped up excitedly, and was almost about to pounce, look at you, and I was embarrassed to say that I was not a strict wife, and I glanced at him disdainfully.

"It's very simple, you have to be accurate, you must understand the essence of the other party before you get married."

"Isn't that what you mean to?" Ralton, who was overjoyed and sad, threw the dirty rag on the table at me, and lay on the table weakly, muttering in a low voice: "Actually, before we got married, Sari was still a very docile and lovely girl. I don't know she's going to turn into a tigress, and I can't blame my eyes......"

Khan, it's my turn to start breaking out in a cold sweat, Sarah and Veras won't be like that in the future.

Just as the two fell into a speechless silence, a loud voice like thunder came from outside the door.

"Big brother, I'm here to eat, my father, I'm starving to death." In ancient and modern times, at home and abroad, people who can rub rice so confidently are probably Doug.

Sure enough. The door opened, and it was Doug and Geff, both of whom looked a little depressed, and Gev naturally didn't need to say anything. was made by Douglas to do that humiliating action, I guess I can't think about it if I'm still a little cheeky, as for Doug, well, I must have been punished miserably, after all, there aren't many thugs like me.

"Yo, Doug, how much money did you get fined for the bar?" I peeled it off directly at his bleeding scar.

"Damn. 286 gold coins. It's just a rotten table, those vampires!! "Sure enough, when I mentioned this stubble. Doug's already ugly face suddenly darkened.

"It's not much, I spent more than 20,000 gold coins at the beginning." I said lightly, every time I remember it, it is a knife cut, more than 20,000 gold coins, even if it is replaced by broken gems, there is a whole small bag of twenty in it.

Hearing me say this, Doug suddenly found his mental balance, happy, why am I surrounded by a bunch of bastards who base their happiness on the pain of others?

"Sister-in-law, I'm hungry, do you have anything good to eat?" Doug looked left and right that Aunt Sari was not here, so he asked loudly at the top of his voice.

"Go to Wu, he probably has something delicious there." Aunt Sari's voice came from the room, which was not salty or light.

Hey? I? I was stunned for a moment, could it be that Aunt Sari ......, "By the way, sister-in-law didn't say that I really forgot, I heard that you kid went to Lu Gaoyin once, and he got back a lot of good things, so I shouldn't have forgotten our share." Doug immediately locked his eyes on me, not to mention him, even Ral and Gerf came to their senses, if Lu Gaoin is compared to a metropolis, then Rog's camp is undoubtedly a poor country, this new thing in the city is still very attractive to Ral's group of dirt buns.

"Of course I won't forget your share, who called us good brothers?" I immediately narrowed my eyes, and the three of you took the initiative to seek death, so don't blame me for being ruthless.

"I guess it's some kind of crippled monster carving, Andariel's tentacles or something." Ral suddenly remembered the curious gift he had received from me last time, and immediately looked at me warily.

"No, no, this time it's something more affordable, as Aunt Sari said, some very peculiar food. x"I'm smiling even more, Aunt Lisa, you have a big conscience, but I like it."

"Oooh! That relationship is so good, his father, as soon as he woke up, he was pulled to the bar by the bunnies. Doug, who was already dizzy from hunger, shouted excitedly, apparently not noticing the word "strange" that I had deliberately emphasized, and after he interjected like this, Ral and Geff seemed to have skipped it, very well, you are not wronged.

I smiled and took out three breads from my inventory, which I bought from N stalls in the market, very "creative" bread, full of curiosity.

Unbelief? You can take a look at this one on my left hand first. At first glance, there is nothing special about it, that is, ordinary sesame bread has a few extra red claws and a pair of tongs, only to cut it horizontally in the middle. Only then can you see the ingenuity of the baker - there is a crab wrapped in the bread, this crab can be said to be very complete, not even the shell has been removed, you look at its four pairs of sound claws, very bold double pincers, there is no doubt that this is a very healthy crab, the most important thing. It's still a live green crab with no processed or preservatives, and when you buy it, the claws and tongs are still wriggling, and the biggest selling point of this bread is that when you put it on the ground, you will be horrified that this bread can walk sideways!!

Look at the one on my right hand, it doesn't seem special at first glance, not even the most basic claws and pliers, only after twisting the bread in half, you can realize the deep meaning in it. That's right, this is a sunken bread, and it is not an ordinary sunken, it is taken from a very precious light oval fish below 20,000 meters below the deep sea bottom of the twin seas, and the trap inside is made of the part of this fish - the viscera - the most recently connected to the anus, it is completely carefully selected, well-intentioned, there is no doubt that this trap is also a natural food that has not undergone any processing, please feel free to eat.

I put the last loaf of bread on the table. It's a little more curious than the first two, and when I first saw it, I thought it was a hot dog, but take a closer look. Only then did the details differ - the slices of bread on both sides were round and small, probably in the shape of an egg, and the hot dog in the middle, no, it was not a sausage, and the baker told me that this thing had a great origin, and it was taken from the bottom of the sea 50,000 meters. It took 50 years to surface the giant sea turtle of the deep sea that sleeps and lays eggs. Head. Then the turtle will be cut down less than half an hour and still bleeding. The head is sandwiched between two slices of balled bread. That's it, and sure enough, ahem, it's profound......

Looking at the three loaves of bread on the table, the three of them looked at each other, and even Doug, who was reincarnated as a starving ghost, couldn't help but not do it immediately.

"My dear Diwu, can you tell me, can you really eat these breads?" Ral asked cautiously, Saree hadn't cooked at all in the past few days, and he was hungry now.

"Of course." I said eloquently: "Don't look at these breads and their appearance, tell you, this is the material in it, but the seafood, do you understand?" ”

"Oooh!!" Hearing the word seafood, the three of them couldn't help but be shocked, and screamed in surprise, and suddenly had a little confidence in these three breads, this seafood is a precious ingredient that can not be bought even if there is money in the sea of the grassland, as long as these two words are added, it is like saying to the poor baby who has never stepped out of the mountain, "This is a city product, it is easy to use this", and they can't help but believe it.

"But, it seems to smell a little weird." Gef, who has always been cautious, pinched his nose and said a little uneasy.

"This seafood is the smell, it doesn't smell good, and it tastes like a fragrant word." I almost cramped with a smile in my heart, but I said it with a serious face.

Taste, of course there is, you said that this raw seafood has been left for more than 20 days, can it not have taste?

Another sentence of "goods in the city", finally defeated the last line of defense in their hearts, the three of them looked at each other intriguedly, Lal and Doug on both sides took the lead, and grabbed the crab bread and fish bread that looked relatively normal in the palm of their hands, and the backward Gev had no choice but to choose turtle bread, and the honest man really suffered.

I sighed for a while, watching each of them put the bread in his mouth, and thought they were so pitiful, so I ......

"Wait!!" I decisively stopped them: "This bread is delicious, but don't you think there's something missing?" ”

The three of them stopped, all looking puzzled and humbly taught.

"That's right, that's it, jam!!" I jerked a bottle of golden jam up in the air and said in a slicing voice.

"Oh, this jam is golden brown like I've never seen before!" "Lu Gaoin's stuff is really extraordinary!" "Just by looking at the golden color, I can tell that it must taste good." The three of them were amazed by the jam and expressed their inner feelings.

"Bread without jam is like a demon without a knife, Andariel without tentacles, Diablo who can't play with fire, is a completely unqualified bread gourmet, come on, without further ado, I'll help you put it on." With that, I coated the inside and outside of the bread with a spoon, and the bread shimmered with gold was like the highest caviar, and the color was mouth-watering.

"Then we're welcome." Tempted by appearance, the three of them couldn't care about the jam in their hands, so they grabbed the bread and took a big bite, while I, who had already walked out of the door, sighed, not because I didn't want to see it, but because I couldn't bear it.

"Ah!!!h

Today is an unforgettable day for all Rogue residents, because on this day, the most poignant and desperate screams ever reverberated over the Rogue camp!

When I opened the door again and walked inside, the whole hall was in shambles, like a murder scene, with three half-bitten breads scattered on the floor, and golden jam dripping from them, and correspondingly, three "corpses", nay, can't be said to be corpses.

Doug's old strip was lying on the ground, his hands close to his body, his whole body arched back, tensed tightly, constantly rolling and shaking with his waist, his cheeks one by one, like a live fish that had accidentally jumped on the shore and was constantly struggling, needless to say, he knew what bread he ate. Laer's guy took a horse step, with his hands in tongs, foaming at the mouth, his eyes constantly rolling up and down, walking sideways, hum, what does the crab bread taste like?

Poor Geef, lying motionless on the ground, oh my God, is he already heroic? There is one less honest man in this world, but after a closer look, I realized that this guy was practicing turtle breath*.

It wasn't until the evening that the three poor fellows came to their senses, and I was naturally taught a lesson by them, and was caught by the three of them, gagged, and hung upside down and tied to a tree all night, in fact, the culprit was not me, it was Aunt Sari, I just added a fire, looking at the warm fire in the house, and the faint sound of swallowing, I only felt that the wind was cooler tonight, and my stomach was more hungry.

Afterwards, the cold war between Aunt Sari and Lar finally came to an end, which can also fully prove that Aunt Sari did mean it at that time, however, how can I explain such a thing? Who made me laugh the most at that time.

The days went by like this, either being tied up by the old drunkard and going to the training ground, or being pulled by Kane to test the paper, or abducting Sarah, playing with Veras, bickering with the little ghost in his spare time, listening to Doug's nonsense in the bar, and then watching the team of adventurers leave, welcoming the team of adventurers back, it had been nearly a month since they came back, and in the evening, as soon as they returned from the training ground sweating profusely, they heard the news that Varref's team had returned.