Chapter 32 A family is to be neat and tidy
"Why didn't you get anything when you were baptized for the first time? It shouldn't be, but I've heard that you're the headmaster's own recruiter. Weslin stared at Huang Xiaobei and asked puzzled.
Huang Xiaobei snorted angrily, "That old bastard is blind, I said a long time ago that I am not a vampire, but you still don't believe it." ”
"No, not right, not disrespectful to the principal." Randall was so weak that his voice sounded faintly as if he was about to die at any moment.
Huang Xiaobei rolled his eyes, "You said you were going to die half an hour ago, how can you still be alive." ”
The two elder brothers will sit on the sofa, and they don't care what Huang Xiaobei and the three of them say, they can't run anyway, let them go.
Huang Xiaobei lay in the cage, touched the black eyes that had just been beaten out by Tang Seng and Wei Sling, pinched his teeth in pain, and sighed in his mouth.
"Alas, you said that after you are glorious, will the academy hold a chase meeting for you, and by the way, set up a monument?"
Lao Wei snorted, "We almost have a monument, you are enough to choke." ”
Huang Xiaobei sighed, after all, what Lao Wei said is reasonable, you said that just an employee of the Ministry of Health like him, after his death, he will be a few uncles and aunts of the Ministry of Health, and he can miss him when he is tired to death.
The words in his mouth were probably "It's a pity that Xiaobei, this kid, left at a young age, without him, how much work do we have to do." ”
Commissioner Huang no longer had any hope for the future, and muttered in pieces, "Alas, if you want to die, you want to die, and I don't know what the people of the Demon Party will do......
Speaking of this, a light suddenly flashed in Huang Xiaobei's mind, who was already desperate, and his eyes suddenly brightened!
Commissioner Huang sat up from the ground and shook Weslin's arm, Huang Xiaobei said excitedly: "Old Wei, I have a way, I know how you can not die." ”
"I knew you had a way, say it!" Weslin was so excited that he almost cried, he knew that a person like Huang Xiaobei who came out of the academy headquarters would definitely have a way.
Huang Xiaobei laughed, and shouted at the two elder brothers on the sofa: "Big brother, I rebelled, oh no, big brother, I rebelled, let me join the Demon Party, I must behave well, you don't have to coerce and lure me, I will tell you everything I know now." ”
The two elder brothers looked at the traitorous Huang Xiaobei dumbfounded.
This ....... This product is really weird.
Weslin was almost angry with Huang Xiaobei's words, "After a long time, you want to surrender to the Demon Party?" Xiaobei, do you still have any backbone! ”
"Ahh Huang Xiaobei spat angrily, and said righteously: "What a surrender, Lao Tzu is clearly an uprising, your bullshit academy deceived me so badly, I have long wanted to join the righteous demon party, big brother, two big brothers, let me tell you, the academy has to be cleaned once a week, why don't you demon party take advantage of the cleaning time to enter the academy and keep the chickens and dogs." ”
Speaking of this, Huang Xiaobei raised his right hand high, "Big brother, I will lead the way, and when the time comes, I will lead the way for you, and promise to let the righteous demon party completely destroy the academy of all evils!" ”
"Wei, Wesling, quick, kill this bastard, don't let him continue, continue to betray the academy's intelligence." Senior Randall said with a strong breath.
Wesling shook his head calmly, "Senior, don't worry, Xiaobei's little bit of information is not as much as I know." ”
The eldest brother of the elder brother will have a straight face, "Can you say something useful." ”
Huang Xiaobei ignored Wesling and Randall, looked at the two brothers flatteringly, patted his chest and said: "Yes, absolutely, big brother, as long as the demon party can accept me, you have all the information you want, you are like the broom of our academy has to be replaced with a new one a week, the mop also takes two weeks, and the window is a ......... a month."
Noticing that the two elder brothers looked unkind, Huang Xiaobei hurriedly changed his words: "Of course, these are not very important, the key is that we can often see girls in the men's toilet of our college, and we can often pick up that kind of awesome items in the women's toilet, big brother, I am not lying to you, the current college is full of a group of perverts, as long as the demon party enters it, then the custody is ......"
The eldest brother of the Brother Club scratched his head and sighed, "Wouldn't it be nice if all of you were all his virtues to lead the way?" Alas, forget it, come, hang him up for me. ”
Huang Xiaobei was dumbfounded, "Hang it, where to hang it?" ”
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"I'll go! What are you doing, two big brothers! I've all revolted, I've joined the Demon Party, why are you still pumping me! ”
After the old beggar's body was untied from under the stake, Commissioner Huang hung it up in honor........
Throwing the leather whip in his hand, the elder brother would whip the screaming Huang Xiaobei fiercely, "Damn, you play Lao Tzu!" Change a few brooms and mops a month, this is bullshit intelligence! ”
"Smack!" Although Commissioner Huang had only been whipped three times, it was the same as killing a pig.
"Big brother, I really know this, don't fight, big brother, don't fight first, give me a chance, let me think about it, let me think about it again!"
Brother will stop fighting, Huang Xiaobei closed his eyes, gritted his teeth, and desperately thought about the damn information.
A minute later, Huang Xiaobei slowly opened his eyes and smiled proudly, "Big brother, I remember, our professor has hemorrhoids!" ”
"I'm going to beat you to death!"
"Smack!" Two more whips were thrown on the body of Commissioner Huang, which was beaten by Commissioner Huang, and the ghost cried wolf.
Weslin leaned on his right hand, lying on the ground, gloating at Huang Xiaobei being beaten, and kept saying cool words in his mouth, "Hehe, let you rebel, it's okay now, Xiaobei, it's not me who said anything to you, just your little information, it's not as good as I know." ”
"Brush!" As soon as Wesling's words fell, two sharp eyes looked at him together.
Looking at the malicious eyes of the two elder brothers in front of him, Wesling subconsciously sat up from the ground and said with a trembling wry smile: "I, I'm just joking, in fact, I don't know anything." ”
The two elder brothers stared at Wesling for a long time, then smiled at each other.
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"I'm going to it! What are you doing two big brothers, I didn't want to go to you, why did you even beat me! Weslin, who was hanging on the stake next to Huang Xiaobei, was whipped by the two elder brothers, and he had to ask for something from Weslin's mouth.
It is thanks to Huang Xiaobei's reminder that the two elder brothers will find out that their opportunity to make meritorious contributions has come.
Wesling screamed again and again, and the old guard cried, not only in pain, but also in hatred.
My stinky mouth, it's okay for me to talk nonsense.
"Hey, big brother, don't fight, I only joined the North American branch last year, I really don't know what valuable information there is!"
"Huang Xiaobei, you bastard, it's all your fault!"
"It's my, big brother, beat him, beat him to death, this grandson just owes a beating."
"Don't even think about running away, our brothers not only want to ask for some information today, but also have to avenge Brother Feng by the way!"
"Which Brother Feng? We don't even know each other! Oh my God, Brother Feng, how did we offend you? ”
Looking at Wei Sling and Huang Xiaobei, who were smoked and crying for their mothers, Tang Seng in the cage yawned.
At this time, the two sharp eyes suddenly looked at him.
And then........
"I'll go! What are you doing beating me, what are you doing beating me for! I didn't revolt, and I didn't speak! Why don't you even let me go! Tang Seng, who was hanging on a wooden stake with Huang Xiaobei, screamed and howled.
Huang Xiaobei sighed, "Bald, bear with me, is the so-called family to be neat, look at the three children, how neat it is." ”
In the cage on the side, Senior Randall's voice sounded again.
"Come on, it's time to test your willpower."
Huang Xiaobei shouted frantically, "You said you were going to die an hour ago, how can you still talk!" ”
"I think I can last about half an hour......."
"Nima, don't you want to be so precise!"