"Ahh

In Konoha Hospital, Yasuo was lying on the hospital bed, his whole body shrunk into the quilt, but there was an ice therapy bag on his forehead.

On the side of the hospital bed, Tsunade frowned, looking at the apple in his hand that had been cut into irregular polygons, while Orochimaru was preparing nutritious porridge.

As for Jiraiya, he propped up a recliner and read a magazine on the side.

This pornographic magazine is a high-end product of Yunokoku.,It took a lot of means to get it.,I didn't open it myself.,Just take it to worship Yasuo.。

Now that Yasuo has come back from the dead, the magazine has naturally become a collection of Jiraiya again.

This is Yasuo's second hospitalization, and he and Shuo Mao have been in good health since childhood, and they have hardly had any diseases.

Yasuo's last hospitalization was more than ten years ago, when he was kidnapped by the watermelon mountain puffer fish ghost, and after stealing a large amount of hot pot dishes, he was fed a lot of Shimura brand food pills by Tuanzang, which eventually caused severe indigestion.

That hospitalization was a terrible experience, and it was a lifelong shame for the sub-index.

However, Qiu Yasuo who was forcibly fed has already been avenged, and he has backhanded a super double, and several times returned it to Master Tuanzang.

Yasuo was hospitalized this time because of a cold, and the fever reached 39 degrees.

The reason for the cold is very simple, anyone who jumps on the grave in a single coat in the snowy weather, or jumps on his own grave, is very prone to catch a cold and fever.

The weather in the ninja world is so abnormal, who would have expected snow in June?

Yasuo said that it was incomprehensible, and the most annoying thing was that everyone didn't wear much, but he was the only one in the audience who had a bad cold.

All in all, Yasuo was once again defeated by the magic of nature.

……

"Knock-knock-knock-"

The door to the ward was opened, and the two people who came in were none other than Sarutobi Hizashi and Shimura Danzo.

The ape flying sun slash is still that unfathomable positive and tight look, and Tuan Zang's face is also plain as usual.

But if you look closely, you can see a hint of red sclera in Danzo's eyes, which have been squeezed into squinted eyes due to the overdevelopment of the apple muscles.

He walked into the ward with a big knife, threw a bag of sauce meat and cola on Yasuo's bedside table, and said:

"Rebel, are you getting better, the recent doctors seem to be very unreliable, do you want to find some smart doctors for you?"

What Tuan Zang said was the truth, in the original time and space, it was not until the end of World War II that Tsunade took over Koharu and presided over the medical work in the village, that Konoha's medical ninjutsu ushered in a great development.

And now, compared to the original time and space, Konoha Hospital has also lost its backbone doctor, Takagi Shrimp, and the medical level is even more unbearable.

Of course, this kind of unbearable is relative, and Konoha's medical level is naturally a head higher than that of other ninja villages.

Well, it's not appropriate to say that, Yunyin Village, which has advanced bioshock therapy technology, has today's medical strength that cannot be underestimated.

Yasuo shook his head, rejecting Master's kindness, preferring the chakra massage that Tsunade gave him every three hours rather than finding another doctor.

Danzou also knew about Tsunade and Yasuo, both of whom were his favored juniors, and he didn't insist on it anymore, but turned to the point.

"What the hell is going on, you should explain, the monkey and I are curious...... Monkey? ”

"Ahem! Elder Tuanzang is right, he said exactly what I meant! ”

Sarutobi straightened up in embarrassment, wiped his nosebleed with his hand, and reluctantly took his eyes off Jiraiya's magazine.

Tuan Zang pinched his plump eyebrows, knowing that his old friend didn't hear his question at all, so he had to say again:

"As for Yasuo, the matter of your resurrection from the dead, the organization has done a secret treatment, and I believe it will not cause a big impact, but what is going on, you must explain it clearly."

"It's very simple, it was only my shadow clone who died before."

Yasuo explained it for granted, in fact, for ninjas, such a thing as feigning death is not so difficult to accept, and it is common to make all kinds of oolongs during missions and on the battlefield.

"Impossible!"

At this time, two more people entered the ward, and due to the war-related intelligence, the hospital corridor had been guarded by dark ninjas to prevent all suspicious elements from approaching.

But Koharu and Mito Menyan are obviously not suspicious.

Hearing Yasuo's explanation, Zhuan Xiaochun immediately shouted: "I was there at the time, and with my years of medical experience, it is absolutely impossible not to tell the difference between the shadow clone and the body!" ”

Yasuo pursed her lips, this old lady is really good at pulling calves, let alone her, even her teacher has not been fooled by the clever shadow clone?

It is unclear what exactly happened to Yasuo back then, but it is commonly believed that Madara Izanagi survived after the Battle of the End Valley, and that Madara's "corpse" recovered from the shadows was actually just a shadow clone.

Although Yasuo wanted to complain, how could a thousand hands who have been smart all his life, who is good at anatomy and human experiments, be deceived by a shadow clone?

Or is there something else going on? But none of that matters.

The important thing is that he was directly cremated by Tamu, and he did not undergo an autopsy, and the so-called medical examination of Xiaochun was just a very superficial means.

Therefore, Yasuo still insisted that he used the shadow clone technique to fake his death, in order to infiltrate the rain ninja village to collect information.

However, it was obvious that even Ape Fei Ri Slash didn't believe such a statement, and he frowned and said:

"Yasuo, I've heard that your transformation technique is very strong, but hasn't your clone technique always failed? Not to mention the enhanced version of the doppelganger technique, B-grade ninjutsu - the art of shadow clone......"

"By the way, Tuan Zang, have you ever taught Yasuo and the shadow clone technique of the teacher of the door?" Ape Feiri turned his head and looked at his old classmate.

Tuan Zang's eyes widened, and he said: "The old man's apprentice is naturally a genius, I just need to teach him the principles of being a man, as for ninjutsu...... He taught himself...... Probably......"

"And ......" Tuan Zang glared at Koharu and said, "Some old women who are about to retire from the position of senior advisor had better not get involved in the decision-making of the village. ”

"Hide your ......"

"What are you!"

Tuanzang was stunned, and Koharu had to shut up, but his expression when he looked at Yasuo was still full of suspicion.

"Hey!"

Yasuo sighed and said, "Genius is not understood by others in short, but it is good that the teacher who knows me is also!" Master, don't bother to explain to them, let me perform it. ”

Saying that, Yasuo struggled to get up despite the dissuasion of Tsunade and Orochimaru.

"Ninja - Shadow Clone Technique!"

With Yasuo's shout, his body briefly disappeared from the spot, and then two identical Yasuo appeared in place, looking at Koharu with disdain.

"It can't be!"

Zhuan Xiaochun looked at everything in front of him in surprise, and reached out to poke it, it was indeed an entity, not a simple doppelganger technique!

This purple-haired imp didn't need to make a seal, and in front of her, he instantly sent a B-grade ninjutsu!

And judging from the naked eye alone, this is still quite an excellent shadow clone, at least she can't see any flaws at all.

In fact, not only her, but everyone in the room looked at the two identical Yasuo in a daze.

Zhuan Xiaochun stepped forward to touch it more carefully and conduct a close-up inspection, but Yasuo avoided it in disgust.

Ape Feiri slashed and said, "Tsunade, Orochimaru, you go up and take a look." ”

"Lighter!"

Yasuo deliberately explained that the strange power was already very powerful, and then calmly accepted the inspection of the two, Orochimaru He was relieved.

……

The shadow clone technique, like the transformation technique, has a level difference.

For example, in the early stage, Naruto's multiple shadow clone technique was seen through by Sasuke's writing wheel.

But in the later stage, Naruto's shadow clone has reached the point of being natural, whether it is Ninji's white eyes, Uchiha Itachi's writing wheel eyes, or even Payne and Obito with reincarnation eyes, they can't be seen.

And as the ancestor of Chakra, Kaguyahime, was also played by Naruto's multiple shadow clones, which was really embarrassing.

There is only the domineering Madara Uchiha, just the form of the reincarnation of the filthy earth, and he has seen the flaws in Naruto's shadow clone with his incomparably rich combat experience.

And Yasuo's is a more realistic product, even if it is dissected on the spot, there is no problem, at most it will explode.

That's the R skill that originated from League of Legends, the demon clown Sacco.

Illusions: Sacco temporarily disappears and creates an illusion of himself, which explodes upon death, dealing magic damage to nearby enemies and spawning three small "scare boxes". The illusion deals 75% of Sacco's damage and takes 50% extra damage.

In terms of skills, illusions are not cost-effective, and they can't compare to Naruto's multiple shadow clones.

However, that technique can only be used on Prince Naru, who is crazy about hanging, and it is impossible for ordinary people to have so many chakras to create countless shadow clones.

Even if there are really so many chakras, after the shadow clone is over, countless clones will aggregate all the information they have learned, senses, pain, fatigue, and so on into the main body.

The best outcome for the caster is probably the end of Suo Da, who was bounced into Luffy's pain and fatigue, and basically died on the spot.

All in all, after a series of examinations, Orochimaru and Tsunade blushed and shook their heads, neither of them could tell which was Yasuo's body.

Also, who made Yasuo not have a red and blue buff on his body now, and it is really not easy to distinguish the real and false body of the clown in this case.

Zhuan Xiaochun glanced at Tsunade and Orochimaru suspiciously: "You two were wearing the same pants as Yasuo, so you must have covered him!" ”

As she spoke, she stepped forward to find out.

This time, Yasuo didn't dodge or dodge, anyway, he turned to bed and Koharu was staring at a fake body.

Speaking of which, Sark's illusion actually has a lot of drawbacks, such as not being able to use skills, such as having a time limit......

For example, when the time comes, it will explode on the spot and leave a scare box behind......

"Bang-"

With a violent explosion, Zhuan Xiaochun's whole body was unclothed and charred black.

"Koharu, are you okay?"

Mito Menyan saw that the old man was so good-looking, and he was actually hit by this, so he hurriedly stepped forward to help him.

However, at this moment, three scare boxes suddenly appeared on the ground, and three clown dolls connected by springs popped out of the boxes, sticking out their tongues "no masturbation, no masturbation".

This type of scare box is also common in Konoha and is a favorite among naughty children.

Mito Menitis didn't care.

However, when Koharu saw these boxes, he seemed to have seen the most terrible thing in the world.

In her field of vision, those three were clown dolls, but two teachers, and the heads of the Uchiha mirror.

Their heads stretched out and shrunk, and they whispered, "What a miserable death I have had!" Koharu, come and accompany us! ”

"Xiaochun, it's so lonely in hell, you kill so much, hurry up and come down and pull out your tongue and play together!"

"Let's get into the oil pot, boiling oil backstroke, it's comfortable!"

“……”

"Ah, don't, I don't!"

Koharu screamed frantically, turning his head to flee.

"Boom!"

Zhuan Koharu slammed into Mito Menyan's head, the huge impact on the head, the heavy blow to the soul, and the body that was injured by the explosion, these factors were superimposed, and Koharu rolled his eyes and passed out directly.

"This ......"

Yasuo looked at the stunned crowd, scratched his head, and said, "I think what Elder Koharu said is not unreasonable, for a high-level ninjutsu like a shadow clone, I really don't have a good grasp of it!" ”

Mito Menyan had a big bag on his forehead, and said angrily: "Deliberately, definitely deliberately!" I didn't expect you to master the shadow clone to such a point, and you also made terrible improvements, with extremely sinister intentions!! ”

"No, I'm not good at shadow clone, I'm really not good at it at all!"

Yasuo hurriedly shook his head and denied it, just kidding, Koharu has not been forced to retire yet, and the crime of attacking Elder Konoha is not small, and it will cause trouble to the master.

"Okay, okay......"

Ape Fei Ri Chop started to be a peacemaker again: "Yasuo definitely didn't mean it, but it's ...... to say"

He looked at Yasuo and frowned, "Elder Xiaochun's mental state seems to be a bit of a trance just now, you shouldn't be using illusions on her, right?" ”

"How is that possible!"

Yasuo thrust his waist and said proudly: "Hokage-sama, you can go and check, in the six years of the ninja school, I, Hachiki Yasuo, once passed the illusion exam, even if I lose!" ”

After a pause, ignoring the black line of the sun, Yasuo said again: "I personally think that Elder Koharu should not have been caught in the illusion, but after his conscience found out, he felt guilty about me, and his true feelings were revealed, so he had this strange behavior!" ”

Ape Feiri glanced at Yasuo, who was righteous, suspiciously, and couldn't find a second explanation after thinking for a long time, so he had to signal Mito Menyan to take the unconscious Zhuan Koharu downstairs for treatment first.

He felt that his brain was very painful, so he took out his dry smoking gun, and just as he wanted to take a puff, Tsunade pointed to the sign on the wall with disgust that read "Ward is heavy, no smoking".

Ape Feiri put away the dry smoke gun stupidly, and at the same time looked at his three disciples depressedly.

Doesn't it say that a good teacher is like a mountain?

Doesn't it say that a good day is a teacher and a father for life?

Why are these apprentices of his own, and their elbows are turned outward one by one?

Ape Feiri glanced at Tuan Zang, and couldn't help but feel a little envious of his old friend.

Although he was reluctant to accept the apprentices, he could see that now his old classmate really had a bit of an old age, and the depth of the love between the master and the apprentice was probably far above that of himself and the three apprentices.

Shouldn't you take some time to ask him for lessons and advice on how to cultivate feelings with his disciples?

"Stop smoking, smoking is not good for your health."

Tuan Zang found that his old friend was looking at him, frowned, and reluctantly handed over a grilled sausage, "Oh, this is for you, it's delicious, rich in a lot of nutrients, and it can prolong life." ”

"That's right......"

Danzou reached out and took out a fountain pen from the pocket of Hizari's chest: "You should lend me this thing for a while......"

As he spoke, Danzou cleaned the pen that Sarutobi had been cleaning for a whole afternoon, inserted it into his nostrils again, and then gently stirred it, and the whole person let out a comfortable moan.

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