33. A day in the life of a disgusted ghost
As the monk was preparing, he picked up the wooden fish, put it in his backpack, picked up the Zen staff, and stuffed it into his backpack.
The staff is a quarter of the way in, and it reaches the bottom, leaving three-quarters of it outside.
However, the monk did not panic, he bought a retractable Zen staff.
I saw that as soon as he pressed the button next to him, the Zen staff retracted.
Finally, with a stack of rune paper and a mobile phone with various Buddhist scriptures, the monk walked out of the house and came to the park where he had made an appointment with the boy.
The boy was already waiting in the park.
"Master." The boy stepped forward to greet the monk.
"Did you bring any clothes?" The monk asked.
Monks wearing monk's robes are not allowed to enter the school, only disguised as students.
In fact, the monk wanted to lie to the boy, saying that he had removed the spirit late at night, but the boy was actually a shrewd person and asked him to record the video.
How could he sneak into the locked classroom at night and record it?
Can only be infiltrated during the day.
He had already agreed with the boy last night to let him wear the spare school uniform.
"This ......," the boy grimaced, "my mom took my spare school uniform and washed it." ”
"So how do I get into school?" The monk was stunned.
"My sister is from the same school as me, and she has graduated and doesn't need a school uniform." The boy looked at the monk.
The monk frowned, and Zhengse said, "Monks don't wear women's clothes. ”
"I think so, so I brought you sportswear to the master, I hope you can fool the past." The boy opened his pocket.
Schools in island countries have uniform sportswear, which can barely be counted as school uniforms.
The monk entered the toilet next to him, put on his clothes and hat, and after successfully disguised himself, he came to the school.
They easily blended in.
Led by the boys, the monk came to the door of the classroom.
He said to the boy: "In my experience, that ghost is a mourning god, a ghost attached to an object, and that object is your desk. We went in and moved the desk out, and I cast a spell to remove the spirits. ”
"Since it's attached to the desk, won't I be able to solve it if I change the desk?" The boy asked, wide-eyed.
Why did this kid suddenly become smarter?
The monk hurriedly remedied: "It can be moved between desks, and now it is eyeing you, unless you don't use the table, it's useless!" ”
"I see." The boy nodded.
The two entered the classroom and carried their desks to the sixth floor.
The sixth floor was empty, and the boy opened the window of one of the classrooms and put his desk inside.
Then they carried a desk from an empty classroom and returned to the class.
In addition to the spirit to take a morning, the boy can not live without a desk.
Putting down his desk, the monk looked up and glanced around.
His gaze suddenly stopped, and he looked next to the boy.
There was a girl sitting there, and he was very familiar.
It's the violent sister of Kei Hoshino!
Ruri Hoshino and Natsuhiko also met with the monk.
Ruri Hoshino didn't recognize him, but Natsuhiko saw through the monk's disguise at once.
What is this monk doing at school?
In Xia Yan's mind, tomorrow's news headlines have already appeared:
Shocked, the monk actually sneaked into a certain high school to do such a thing!
As for what kind of thing......
Xia Yan looked at the monk and then at the boy.
I guess it's a soul removal.
Xia Yan sighed, he can still understand that Kei Hoshino is looking for a monk to remove the spirit, after all, he always pulls Kei Hoshino's hair, but here the boy, he is just rubbing the comics!
Can't you negotiate first?
I also invited a parallel monk!
Xia Yan looked around, the students were busy in the morning, and no one cared about it.
He easily put his mind into the monk's pocket and took out a mobile phone and a wallet.
Looking at the monk who walked away, Xia Yan sighed.
What a man!
He hid his wallet and mobile phone in the locker in the back. The reason why it is not placed here is because I am afraid that it will cause trouble.
Then he got into the locker and opened his wallet.
This time, the wallet was thicker than last time, and the money in it was taken out and counted, and it was a total of 62,000 yuan.
I don't know how much money the boy gave to the monk.
If you think about it, although the boy's behavior is very unreliable, it is also caused by himself.
Scratching his head, Xia Yan took out 60,000 yuan and sandwiched it in the boy's book.
Putting away the remaining two thousand yen, Natsuhiko went into the boy's drawer and took out the boy's paper and pen.
He felt that he needed to have a friendly exchange with the boy, and he couldn't let him continue to be unreliable like this.
After pondering the words, Xia Yan started writing:
"I, ghost, obediently, or I'll kill you, understand?"
Such a sentence must not work, Xia Yan tore off the paper and began to write again.
"I, Ghost, like to read comics and have no interest in men, understand?"
This passage makes his purpose and attitude very clear, he just wants to read comics, and he doesn't want to do anything to boys.
However, the words are a bit tough and lack details, and the boy may not believe it.
After thinking about it, he modified it and said:
"I, the ghost of the trash can, have no interest in humans, don't like to be troublesome, only like comics, understand?"
This passage also disguises itself.
Add one more sentence:
"That monk is a liar, it's useless."
Perfect.
He left the paper in the boy's drawer and returned to Ruri Hoshino's drawer.
After two minutes, the boy walked back to the classroom.
He touched his new desk and smiled lightly.
As the first class was about to begin, he reached into the drawer and felt for his textbook, and accidentally found a note.
Suspiciously opened the note, and the boy saw the two paragraphs left by Xia Yan.
His eyes widened.
After reading the note, the boy looked at the trash can at the back of the classroom in disbelief.
Pulling out his pen, he wrote on a blank piece of paper:
"I don't have a lot of comics, I'll help you find someone else, there are a lot of small crane comics in Class A."
In Xia Yan's stunned gaze, the boy threw the note into the trash can, then grabbed the trash can and walked quickly to Class A.
A minute later, the boy came back with a trash can from Class A.
Looking at the trash can that was exchanged, Xia Yan was incredulous:
Am I actually disgusted?
This guy, according to the plot in the novel, shouldn't he be comics for me and become my loyal little brother?
Floating to Ruri Hoshino's side, Natsuhiko poked the girl's cheek in frustration.
"Huh?" Ruri Hoshino was puzzled.
Xia Yan didn't answer, he lay on the girl's back and comforted himself:
It's just a man, and it's not uncommon for him, a beautiful girl like Liuli is qualified to be her own servant!
As for the manga, buy it yourself later!
Xia Yan did what he said, and he didn't go to the adjacent table to rub comics.
When the bell rang for school, Ruri Hoshino walked out of school, and Natsuhiko urged her to move forward quickly, go home early and get money to buy comics, and buy a capacitive pen by the way.
At the door of the house, Ruri Hoshino is stopped by Ai Shiratori.
"Sister, sister!" The girl and Ruri Hoshino waved.
"What's wrong?" Ruri Hoshino came to Ai Shiratori and crouched down.
The girl looked around, leaned her face into Ruri Hoshino's ear and said, "Did that rubber monster do anything to my sister?" ”
Xia Yan's eyebrows raised, and this girl actually said bad things about herself again.
"Xia Yanjun is not a bad monster." Ruri Hoshino explained.
Ai Shiratori didn't believe it, she took something out of her pocket and handed it to Ruri Hoshino.
"Here's for you."
Ruri Hoshino looked at it curiously: "It's a talisman." ”
Xia Yan sighed, another person who was cheated of money.
If the amulet had been useful, Kei Hoshino wouldn't have fallen to the point where he is now.
For props such as amulets, Xia Yan's mood is more complicated.
On the one hand, he doesn't want to see useful ghost props, and he wants the world to have no power that threatens him.
On the other hand, he hoped to find this item sooner rather than later, so that he could be prepared and not be caught off guard by the strange people who suddenly appeared.
Ruri Hoshino took the amulet of Shiratori's love and hung it on her school bag.
The girl did not forget what she had promised Natsuhiko before, and invited Shiratori Ai to be a guest at home, but Shiratori Ai refused.
Natsuhiko sighed regretfully, and returned home with Ruri Hoshino.
They take the money and go out to buy.
Capacitive pens and manga pens were as cheap as Natsuhiko imagined, and they only cost 5,000 yen after purchasing.
However, under the eager gaze of Ruri Hoshino, Natsuhiko bought an extra workbook, which made him a little sad.
Why did he say he liked to learn in the first place?
When she got home, the girl was doing her homework, and Xia Yan pretended to be working hard to flip through the book.
Bore, he floated to his schoolbag and looked at the amulet that Shiratori loved to give.
Hey?
When he got closer, he noticed that the amulet had something strange.
From the amulet, came -
A feeling of comfort?