Chapter 109: Romeo and Juliet at the Opera
The curtain rises again, revealing a man and a woman.
"Hmph, clichΓ© story." Yan wrapped his arms around and said disdainfully.
Yue Mengqing was very angry: "Yo, Brother Yan, tell us this exciting story?" Let's see if you remember. β
Yan pouted and smiled, spreading out his hands, "What's not to remember about this, isn't it the story of Romeo who looked at Lin Daiyu three times and finally borrowed a banana fan and destroyed Shuibo Liangshan?" β
Barnes, the stage manager, was about to leave the stage and was halfway there, when he heard this, he looked confused. He immediately turned around and looked at Yan with retarded eyes. "Ouch, bro, you're going to tell me this when I've taken off my pants?"
With empty helplessness, Yue Mengqing stepped forward and said with a smile: "Sir, you can go, not all young actors are stupid, please forgive me." β
Finally sent off the stage manager, and the show officially began. Yue Mengqing immediately commanded: "Brother Dai, you carry the woman, Yan, you go and hold the man, pull it apart, don't let them get close to each other to heal each other." At the same time, they must be killed at the same time, with a time difference of no more than three seconds, otherwise they will be resurrected indefinitely. The second time, I don't see who still remembers. β
Dai Mubai said: "Eh, sister-in-law, what do you mean, why do you let me carry a girl?" I've got a bamboo clearing. Won't I be jealous like this? β
The crowd motioned for him to look at Juliet across from him.
The long black straight back is normal, it's just an ordinary woman. However, as soon as he turned around......
Damn, this actor is too ...... I saw the thick eyebrows, big nostrils, and one hand used the index finger to pick the nose. He shouted in an old-fashioned dialect: "Oh, where is my heart?" Lao Luo ~ Lao Luo? β
Ma Hongjun blushed: "I took back what I said before." β
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In front of the Golden Ancient Tree
Everyone exclaimed, "What's the situation?!" β
Saratas just smirked. Alas, what a wicked taste of her!
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"No, I'm going to throw up!"
"Me ...... too"
"This 'Old Luo' won't refer to our Luo Shengzi, right?" Yan teased Robb.
Robb immediately looked anxious and argued, "Going to the special one, obviously referring to Romeo." Don't you want us to kill these two guys and we're done? Hurry up! I can't stand it anymore! β
"Uh... Romeo doesn't seem to come out yet, right? Tang San reminded everyone.
Yue Mengqing twisted her face and replied to him with great difficulty: "Don't tease, if I were Romeo, I would rather die in the background!" β
The roar of the white tiger resounded throughout the opera house, and Dai Mubai instantly pounced on Juliet's body. Of course, he had his eyes closed, so at least he wouldn't be disgusted and run away halfway through. Alas, close your eyes, everyone is the same.
Others also began to get into combat one after another, especially Robb.
A minute later, Romeo backstage finally enters the stage and joins the fight. He was carried by Yan and separated from Juliet. If you let them get too close, they will heal each other, and they basically can't fight each other.
The two Rao fight very differently. Romeo is a warrior with a sword, while Juliet is an assassin with a dagger. Don't look at how the two of them don't look very good, they are all ruthless when they really fight.
Have you ever seen a knife with your bare hands?
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Obviously, due to Juliet's appearance, four of the six damage exporters on the team are playing Juliet, and only two are playing Romeo.
Juliet crudely shouted in a broken dialect, "What are you doing with your turtle grandson?" Can't help yet? β
"What is the dead mother-in-law shouting, don't you see that Lao Tzu can't get out?" Romeo retorted impatiently.
Juliet burst into a rage, "Backmouth? Heart, I'll kill your whole family! β
"You try, do you dare to go down the balcony at night?" Romeo let go of Yan, who was entangled with him, and slammed headfirst into Juliet. The two got tangled together, and Romeo was pushed away by Juliet.
The Rush Tower team was very cooperative at the moment and scattered to the periphery, leaving the real stage to Romeo and Juliet.
Juliet pointed at Romeo and said angrily: "I'm afraid of you, do you believe that the old lady will cut it now?" β
Before he could finish speaking, Romeo ran into him headlong again, almost knocking him down. Then he crossed his waist and gestured with his right hand, "Yo, have you grown your skills?" Your cousin was killed by me to feed the pigs before demolishing my platform! β
"Ah, you snake-like heart, my mother is fighting with you!" Juliet put away the dagger and stepped forward to slap her right hand in the face.
Yue Mengqing said: "Yo, the two leaders have done it themselves." Could it be that Saratas found out in conscience and sent us benefits? β
Tang San reminded her: "Tenth Senior Sister, according to what you said before, we only need to play one stage play......
Romeo was completely furious after being slapped in the face, and he picked up his right arm with a left hook that hit Juliet in the waist. But I didn't want to, I was restrained by my opponent's backhand, and then I was hit hard against my lower body with my knees. That's called a miserable~
Immediately after, Juliet charged an uppercut, and then pinned her opponent to the ground on her back. She sat up and continued to fight, punching her face with every punch. She shouted while beating back: "Tell you to seduce the wet nurse, tell you to pick up soap behind my back!" β
"Okay, don't just look at it, everyone, take care to let these two die at the same time. Hit Juliet first. Under the command of Yue Mengqing, the Chong Tower team ended their brief spectator state.
Dai Mubai kicked Juliet, who was riding on Romeo, away, and then followed everyone to go up. "Brothers, fight!"
A bewildered Romeo slowly got up, covered the left side of his face that had been pumped, and turned his head tremblingly to see Juliet being beaten. Reacting, he shouted: "Yes, smoke her!" Then he took a step back, still covering his left cheek, and pointed with his right hand at Juliet, who was beaten, and continued: "I tell you Lao Zhu, either you die or I die!" β
A minute later......
Romeo danced excitedly while repeating, "Hit, hit me hard." Just like that, it was repeated for a whole minute.
Immediately, the team came to beat him up again, leaving Juliet aside.
"Mistaken, mistaken, aren't you going to hit her?" Romeo, who had been beaten to the point of a bruised nose and swollen face, shouted.
After a while, both of them were almost beaten.
Yue Mengqing said: "Okay, now Robb, Tang San, the two of you will solve one by one, use the strongest explosion, and strive to kill with one blow." β
The brilliance of the Blue Silver Overlord Spear and the Thunder Array flickered alternately. Thus, this evil stage play finally came to an end.
Seeing that Barnes, the stage manager, came up again, this time everyone would not accept anything for the next performance. Romeo and Juliet are poisonous enough......
"If I'm not mistaken, we're going to have another Wizard of Oz." Yue Mengqing said quietly.