Chapter 184: Biological and Chemical Weapons Break Out in the Canteen! 【Subscription】
Navy Canteen .....
"In this way, the food in the canteen here is pretty good! There is also fruit after the meal..... And not a penny is spent!! ”
Leng Yu looked at Marin Fando's cafeteria, which was very huge, as a main canteen, it was almost as wide as half a football field.
It is not an exaggeration at all, it can be said that the canteen is the freest place for the navy.
Marin Fando's canteen has undergone various repairs and decorations, and as soon as he came here, Leng Yu smelled a good smell of rice.
There is only one point, the cafeteria does not seem to be as quiet as imagined, but it is noisy and crowded.
Gion said: "Theoretically, you don't have to spend a penny, but some people are greedy and delicious!" Therefore, the canteen has built a supermarket specifically for this purpose! ”
"The supermarket had everything in it and the price was ok! So on the surface, don't spend a penny, but in fact, there are other marketing methods!! ”
"Because there is a fixed time to eat every day, once you miss this time, you can only go to the supermarket to buy instant noodles or nibble on bread!"
"And a lot of extraordinary factors, such as some navy just been punished, missed the meal time, so they have to pay for it themselves!!"
".....I see," Leng Yu suddenly realized, and continued to ask: "Then the canteen should allow you to bring your own dry food or something, right?" ”
"That didn't stop you!! After all, some navy that comes back from going to sea will have some souvenirs, not to mention eating them in the canteen, even if they are sold in the canteen, as long as the quality is qualified, this is not a problem! ”
"How..... Brother Xiaoyu, do you have any plans for this? Gion was slightly stunned, looking at Leng Yu blankly, not knowing what Leng Yu wanted to do.
Leng Yu showed a wicked smile, since he didn't stop it, then today was a good marketing opportunity, and his own Ollie gave the package task.
Today, the task of ten catties of stinky tofu, one hundred packs of spicy strips, and one hundred cups of bubble tea has not been completed, this is an opportunity.
Smack————!
Immediately, Leng Yu came to an empty dining table, faced Gion, and said, "I have a good idea!" Do you hope that Sister Gion will cooperate? ”
"What a good idea, do you plan to ....." Gion was stunned and looked at Leng Yu suspiciously.
Leng Yu smiled and said, "That's right! I'm going to do some business!! It just so happened that I had been to Rainbow Island since I came out of Alcatraz during this time! ”
"I prepared some fruits, vegetables and food, and finally researched something good on my own!!"
"I was going to wait for Mr. Karp to give me the key to the north warehouse..... But it looks like we'll have to wait a few days before we have a chance! ”
"After all, we are going to sea tomorrow, so it's better to take advantage of the fact that we have nothing to do now and start the slogan of my new product!"
Boom————!
With an order, Leng Yu decisively took out a hundred packs of spicy strips, a hundred cups of bubble milk tea and ten catties of stinky tofu from his storage space.
As soon as the stinky tofu came out, the stench instantly filled the entire cafeteria.....
The navy was still feasting, but the smell of this smell directly sprayed out the rice that was humming in their mouths.
"it!! What the does this smell like!! I want to throw up!! ”
"This taste.... Who hasn't washed their feet? What a smell! ”
Nima..... It's not foot odor, I was lucky enough to smell it once, it seems to be something from the latrine! ”
"Gross!! Don't say it..... Labor and management are eating!! ”
As soon as the stench came out, one by one the navy quickly put down the dishes and chopsticks in their hands, looking like they had been poisoned, and their faces were blue and white.
Some of them have even retched and vomited out all the rice that would have been halfway there.
Everyone was very decisive in looking for the source of this smell, and finally locked on Leng Yu.
However, everyone did not stand up and question immediately, because Leng Yu was standing in front of a celebrity in the navy, a military flower.....
Gion quickly noticed the gaze of these people, couldn't help pinching his nose, and asked, "Brother Xiaoyu..... What's your bowl after bowl of black stuff..... It stinks! Isn't there something in the country that is expired!! ”
"......" Leng Yu had nothing to say, and sure enough, the taste of stinky tofu was not acceptable to ordinary people, especially beautiful girls.
Pretty girls have an extra different perception of smells and are very sensitive.
Leng Yu picked up a toothpick, stuck a piece of stinky tofu, handed it to Gion, and said, "Sister Gion..... This is a good thing I recently invented!! ”
"You can taste it...... Although it smells very stinky, it has high nutritional value!! ”
"Hmm...... I don't want it!! Hurry up and throw him away! It feels so disgusting! Gion pushed Leng Yu away, his face flushed.
This made Leng Yu look helpless, and he decisively ate the stinky tofu in one bite, and he was immediately refreshed.....
"Delicious!!" Leng Yu couldn't help but scream, as if he wanted to die.
And this move made the unknown people look disgusted, and decisively moved away from Leng Yu's position.
"! This kid actually swallowed that disgusting thing in one gulp!! And also said delicious .... There's something wrong with this Nima, right?! ”
"I don't know, I don't want to know! Someone can swallow such an inhuman thing! That kid shouldn't have a little problem with his head! ”
"I don't know..... But obviously, the show is funny!! He looks like he's going to sell some souvenirs!! ”
"Cut, is there a souvenir that tastes like? I suspect it's dark cuisine! ”
"How do you know that this smells like, you don't think you..... Vomit! ”
“......”
Pointing and pointing one by one, he looked at Leng Yu with the same eyes as looking at aliens, and for a while Leng Yu felt as if he was being treated as an orangutan by these people.
Even Gion stretched out his hand and stroked Leng Yu's forehead, to find out if Leng Yu had a fever, and he actually thought of selling this thing.
This thing obviously only makes people feel disgusting.... It's impossible for anyone to buy it, and it's not surprising that someone will come out and let Leng Yu get out of the way after a while.
Tata Ta ————!
"Leng Yu!! Are you researching some kind of biological weapons here?! It's like everyone in the cafeteria is spitting up and down! You still don't let everyone have a good meal!! ”
Suddenly, a sweet and fierce voice came out, and I saw Hina wearing a navy uniform, glaring at Leng Yu menacingly.
This made Leng Yu slightly stunned and said, "Rina?? You're just in time.... Just in time for you to try my masterpiece! ”
"What festival to try..... Click! Hina had a small mouth, and Gen planned to continue to ask Leng Yu, but she didn't expect Leng Yu to hold a piece of stinky tofu and forcibly stuff the stinky tofu into her cherry mouth.
Suddenly......
As soon as the stinky tofu entered Hina's mouth, she subconsciously took a few bites of Hina and a rich fragrance stimulated her taste buds and refreshed her.
"it!! This beast ....."
Nima..... Who is this kid, who actually stuffed that thing into the young lady's mouth without saying a word!! ”
"And...... The young lady actually chewed a few bites..... What's going on! The onlookers were dumbfounded, never expecting Leng Yu to be so domineering.
And Hina had a gloomy face, and suddenly she was dumbfounded and didn't say a word, as if she had been poisoned.
Smoker followed behind and hurriedly asked, "Hina! Are you okay?? You..... Hurry up and spit that thing out! ”
Hina didn't react, still keeping her head down, motionless, and Smoker was very flustered, he also thought that this black cube-shaped thing was a biological weapon.
But he didn't expect the biological and chemical weapons to enter Hina's mouth, which he didn't expect to happen.
Smoker hurriedly turned around, intending to break out and ask Leng Yu, but Leng Yu didn't let him speak, and a piece of stinky tofu was stuffed into his mouth.
Boom, boom——!
Smoker was caught off guard, and like Hina before, he actually chewed a few times, and finally lowered his head and his face was gloomy.....