Chapter 3 On the After-effects of Large-scale Netting
"Gollum ......"
"Knock Knock ......"
Zhen Shaolong was awakened by the scream of his stomach, and it was still a little dim outside the window in the haze, and he didn't know what time it was, so he hurriedly got up and sacrificed to the Five Organs Temple.
A couple of hard-boiled eggs.
Rolled oats.
After swallowing the dates, I felt that my body had strength, and I still felt a little scared when I recalled last night's dream.
"Married? Are you kidding! I am still in my youth, my appearance is still rising, and I will definitely be able to marry the most beautiful girl in the world in the future! ”
"But...... If you really want to talk about it, Lisa is not bad, that peak ...... Ahem......"
"Hint!"
The system voice interrupted Zhen Shaolong's YY, "Your physical attribute assessment, you can activate a new 'skill acquisition task', do you accept a new task?" ”
Missions to choose from!
That's nice!
Zhen Shaolong lamented that the humanization of the 'skill acquisition task' is not like a daily task of the system, it is forced to do, and it is simply a hateful capitalist who oppresses laborers.
But...... Or accept it!
'Skill acquisition task',It's possible to get game skills.,At this stage, the physical attributes are low.,The ball sense is also very average.,If you want to play in a professional league.,It's difficult to mix for a few more years without relying on skills.。
Zhen Shaolong closed his eyes and chose to accept, and then checked the task requirements with the mentality of 'generous death'.
"Tips:
"Preview" Skill Acquisition Quest --
In order to gain a strong Prophetic skill, the host needs to perform consistent early training. Every morning, wearing small pants, he runs more than three kilometers around a neighborhood with a population density of no less than 2,000 people, and expresses his admiration to more than 10 women along the way.
Duration: fourteen days.
(Special reminder: If you interrupt the workout in the middle of the workout, the time will be recalculated.) )”
"Exercise you-sister!"
Zhen Shaolong couldn't help but scold.
This damn system!
If you want to gain skills, you have to pay the price of losing your face, and after enduring it a few times, he got used to it a little.
But......
It's still hard!
In the system task requirements, there is no indication of the way to express affection.
Zhen Shaolong already knew.
During a run, if you see a woman passing by, you can go over and confess, at least let the other person see her face clearly, and say, "I'm interested in you", or "I like you", or "I'm in love with you".
Think about that scenario --
A strange man who was half-old, kept running, and when he saw a woman, he went over and said, "I like you so much!" ”
Can you not be treated as a snake spirit?
Zhen Shaolong knew that the festival was going to be lost.
In fact, running in small pants is not a big deal, the people of Hamburg are still relatively open, and the strict Germans also like romance, and maybe some people will agree with it.
But......
It's October!
Germany is not considered Northern Europe, the weather is also a little cold, in recent times, the maximum temperature is only 12 degrees, generally only 6 or 7 degrees in the morning, and there is often a drizzle, people who go out must have long sleeves and long pants, otherwise they will feel cold.
In this temperature and weather, a man who only wears close-fitting pants and goes for long-distance running and exercising will undoubtedly attract everyone's attention.
All right...... It's a boy!
That's not the point.
Zhen Shaolong was already starting to feel embarrassed, but following the principle of doing death as soon as possible, he still endured the embarrassment, closed his eyes and didn't think about anything, took off his pajamas and pajamas, and walked out of the door in his pants alone.
Outside.
A new day begins.
Grandpa Sun slowly rose, reflecting a beautiful day, Zhen Shaolong's heart was dim, and not long after running, he met a lively girl in sportswear, ran over and asked in surprise, "Hey, I'm calling you, why are you dressed like this?" Are you sleepy? ”
“……”
Zhen Shaolong looked at her and said with a painful face, "I like you so much!" ”
"What?"
"I like you...... Do you hear that? Good bye! ”
After Zhen Shaolong finished speaking, he quickly surpassed the athletic girl at a speed of 100 meters, and he felt better when he pulled farther.
The second time was a professional woman about thirty years old, she seemed to be in a hurry to get to work, Zhen Shaolong ran over, the woman was startled and ran away, he could only shout, "This sister!" I like you so much! ”
“……”
Next, Zhen Shaolong suffered various responses--
"Yes-sick!"
"I can't believe that someone confessed to me? Is it dreaming? ”
"Are you from the Nudity Society?"
"Dude, I think you should go to the gym and work out a little more to attract girls with this trick!"
"Why don't you confess to me, do you think I'm too old?"
“……”
Zhen Shaolong painfully completed the morning's task, and when he came to the club, he immediately plunged into the bathroom of the locker room, planning to calm down for a while before coming out.
Will it continue tomorrow?
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Only three days later, several streets around the Stern area, where the St. Pauli youth team is located, knew that in the morning there would be a young oriental, dressed only in close-fitting pants, running along the street for a long-distance "workout".
No, it should be called "long-distance running for love".
When he meets every young woman, he will make a high-profile confession, "I like you!" ”
"You're so beautiful, I'm interested in you!"
"I love you......"
The young man was still very interesting, and when he had finished speaking, he would run away quickly, as if he did not want to hear the words of rejection, or that he was too thin-skinned and felt too shy.
Young women who have a habit of exercising in the morning have basically been confessed.
Among them, there are urban white-collar workers, college students, housewives who got married early, J girls who solicit customers, and even an aunt in her early forties who dresses fashionably.
Germans also have a habit of gossiping, especially the locals in the streets and alleys, and the news began to circulate after a lot of discussion--
"He seems to be a player in the youth team of St. Pauli, and he hasn't been in the team for long."
"He's Asian, right? Maybe it's a traditional habit in my hometown? He's not showing affection, just saying hello? ”
"Maybe his German is not good and he thinks 'I like you' for 'Hello'?"
"Why is he only wearing pants? The weather hasn't been very good lately, and there was light rain and fog yesterday morning. ”
"He's definitely in good health, I'm too cold to go out."
“……”
The news changed as it spread, according to a person familiar with the matter--
"This young man named Zhen broke up with his girlfriend, he wanted to find a new girlfriend, but he was not familiar with life in Hamburg, and his German was not very good, so he couldn't find someone to date, so he confessed young women everywhere, and cast a large net in the hope ......that a woman would be tempted."
The news is the same as it really is.
When Zhen Shaolong went to exercise in the morning, he encountered embarrassing things, some women were waiting on the road along the way, pointing at him, and women kept flattering him, and women came to confess to him--
"Let's try to get along!"
"This is my phone."
"I also just broke up with my boyfriend and wanted to try out what it's like to have a Chinese boyfriend."
"Seriously, I don't like the looks of Chinese, you are also a little thin, but it doesn't matter if you try once."
“……”
Zhen Shaolong was completely stunned, he didn't understand why it became like this, but he ran away at a limit speed of more than 100 meters, as if he was being chased and slashed by a group of knife-wielding enemies.
It's good to have a woman confess, but look at the crooked melons and rotten dates behind you!
Corpulent.
Giant ugly.
Old.
The above three words can almost cover everything.
During Zhen Shaolong's fast run, he did not forget to confess to the passer-by who "saw the past", and after completing the last indicator and running three kilometers, he immediately plunged into the dormitory.
Calm down!
It takes longer to calm down this time!