Before the monkey could reach home, he had already grabbed the money and ran to the village.

Liu Junhao wanted to stop it, but in the end he forgot it. The wind blows the eggshell, and the wealth goes to the monkey to be happy. It buys whatever it likes to buy that money, and after spending it, this guy will be completely honest.

Several tourists are looking for Wukong with themselves on a hot day, although it didn't help much, but this favor must be received.

Liu Junhao let a few people into the yard, and then took out a large flower skin in the backyard to kill, while Zhang Qian washed a few bunches of grapes with well water. The grapes on the shelves are not fully ripe, and they are still jade blue. However, the grapes at this time have a different taste and are very refreshing, and several children have picked them in the past two days. Not only them, but also the magpies and gray maza in the courtyard also fell on the shelves from time to time to steal a mouthful. To say that birds are smarter than people, and they must be able to eat them if they have pecked them, Zhang Qian picked it according to this just now. When the grapes are ripe, Wukong sees these two vines as his own food, and whenever a bird lands on the grape trellis, he will chase after it frantically, and even when the owner picks the grapes, he will squeak next to him for a long time.

Several tourists were eating fruit and talking about monkeys.

"Xiao Hao, what else can't your monkey do?"

What won't Goku do? Liu Junhao thought about it for a long time, that guy has a super ability to imitate, and he seems to be able to do anything except not speak.

"Yes. I found out that your Wukong is very demonic, and he even knows how to buy things with money. Tell me, how did you train it? Another tourist asked.

"It's not too wicked, but animals are far smarter than people think." Without waiting for Liu Junhao to answer, another tourist interjected, "I read the news on the Internet two days ago, saying that chimpanzees will use ropes to make ropes to cross the river when they encounter floods. ”

"Well, that's true, some animals are very clever. I have also seen a news on the Internet before, saying that there is an old man who has a cat, and there is an alarm clock in the shape of a cat at the head of the bed, and the alarm clock is set at a good time, and the old man gets up to exercise as soon as the time comes. As a result, the cat was jealous, and quietly hid the alarm clock, and when the time came, he would wake up the old man on time......"

At this time, the sun was no longer so scorching, the mountain breeze blew slightly, and after eating two pieces of watermelon, everyone felt that the heat in their bodies disappeared without a trace.

Sitting in the shade of a tree, chatting from all over the world gives people a feeling of drowsiness...... This kind of comfortable and laid-back life is rarely enjoyed in the city.

Several people were talking enthusiastically, and Zhang Qian heard the phone ringing in the living room. She hurriedly entered the house, and then went out to call her husband, saying that Liu Qihua was looking for her by phone.

What is the matter with that guy, making it so mysterious, Liu Junhao entered the house and answered the phone quite puzzled.

"Uncle Xiaohao, your monkey has stolen money again, hurry up and come here, I haven't told Teacher Zhang yet." Liu Qihua's voice on the other side of the phone was very low. People watch monkeys suddenly take dozens of dollars to buy things. It is suspected that this guy stole the family's money. After all, Wukong has a criminal record, and he is not at ease, so he called.

But what did he mean by that? Liu Junhao replied a little confused, "That's it?" You can tell her directly, you can use it like an underground party joint, I thought you were going to say something. ”

"That...... Isn't that your private money? Liu Qihua was even more confused than him, revealing surprise in and out of his words.

I was dizzy, and finally understood what it meant, feeling that this person thought that the monkey had stolen his private money, no wonder he didn't tell Zhang Qian just now.

Can I hide my money? Liu Junhao held the microphone and replied with a smile: "It's okay, the money is for the monkey, you can give it whatever it wants, the money is gone." ”

"No, Uncle Xiaohao, are you mistaken, this money is not a lot at all, more than fifty yuan." Liu Qihua heard that his voice was very flat, and he thought that he didn't know the amount here, so he hurriedly followed again.

"Make no mistake, the money was obtained by the monkey who sold his shell. Spend it as much as you want, "There are guests to accompany you outside." Liu Junhao wanted to hang up the phone after speaking.

"Tsk" over there, Liu Qihua looked at Wukong holding a fifty yuan Wukong in his paws, and the rest was only sighing. The profit of this store is not fifty a day, and other people's monkeys are more chic than him, raising a fifty yuan ticket. But this thing can't be envied, the level of monkey earning money is not covered, just go up the mountain to pick fungus once, it can be sold for hundreds of yuan. There is also a TV series that will start filming soon, and that guy's salary is also hundreds of yuan a day. Now when the people in the village see Wukong, there is no one who is not envious, and they all say that it is a rich monkey.

"By the way, what did my Goku buy?" Before hanging up the phone, Liu Junhao asked.

"It's going to eat ice cream now......"

"Pack the monkeys in plastic bags, I have guests here." When he heard that there was ice cream, he couldn't help but admonish. I'm tired of eating the fruit in the yard, so it's good to change the flavor occasionally.

When he hung up the phone, he shook his head with a wry smile. Private money, do you hide it for your own use? Having said that, it seems that I have seen on the Internet that many married men have the habit of hiding their private money. Liu Junhao is good, he didn't have this idea at all.

Zhang Qian is not the kind of person who checks how much money her husband has in his pocket every day, at most, she just digs it out of her trouser pocket when she washes clothes, don't wash the money.

When he mentioned this, he remembered what Pang Xu complained about a few days ago, the kid said that Xu Xiaoli searched his trouser pocket when he was idle, so that now his trouser pocket is cleaner than his face. But this guy grew up in the struggle, and at that time he was proud to introduce how to hide private money so that his wife could not find it. What is sandwiched in a book, put in the gap of a drawer, etc., seven or eight methods were introduced in a row, saying that it was for Liu Junhao to learn something.

I can't get used to that nonsense. He said directly, Zhang Qian never checked my private money, and this guy suddenly turned off the dialog box in a depressed manner.

However, Pang Xu's grievance Liu Junhao mentioned it to his wife, and told Xu Xiaoli when she was fine, don't manage your husband too much, after all, a man can't stand up straight when he goes out without a little money in his pocket, and some miscellaneous entertainment also costs money.

Zhang Qian's feedback is another version: Pang Xu often smokes secretly, smoking is harmful to health, Xu Xiaoli is afraid of any impact on the fetus, so she implements the three-light policy for her husband.

"Our Wukong took fifty yuan to buy ice cream, Liu Qihua thought it was stealing the money, and said why didn't he dare to sell it, so he called" went out to see his wife with an inquiry in his eyes, Liu Junhao opened his mouth to explain, and then turned his head to a few friends and shouted, "Don't go, everyone, the monkey will buy ice cream and come back immediately." ”

I wanted to show off, but I waited left and right for half an hour, and I didn't see the monkey come home. In the end, Liu Junhao had to send Xiao Tongtong and a few people to the village to find it. Before they could go out, the monkey had staggered into the yard.

But it had an empty hand, not even a sorbet.

"Uncle Liu, didn't you say that Wukong bought a lot of sorbet, why can't I see it?" Xiao Haoyu asked puzzled.

"Didn't this guy eat it all?" Liu Junhao and his puzzled stared at the monkey. The guy's belly was bulging. As soon as his body moved, a full burp erupted, and it obviously exuded a creamy smell.

"Wukong likes to eat alone the most, and he won't give it next time he has sugar" Xiao Tongtong waited for a long time and didn't eat the sorbet, and the pouting mouth could hang the oil bottle.

"Hiccup...... "The monkey didn't know if he understood her words, but just lay in the shade of a tree with weak hiccups.

Probably because he ate too much sorbet, this guy didn't have much energy all afternoon, and he didn't have his usual liveliness at all. It has been lying down at night to eat, and when Liu Junhao picked it up, it only ate two bites, and then turned its head into the monkey's nest.

"Wukong won't have anything to eat, I just called Liu Qihua to ask him. He said that he took ten pieces of sorbet to the monkey at one time, and so many sorbets people would have diarrhea after eating them. Before going to bed, Zhang Qian asked worriedly.

"It should be fine, if there is something to teach the monkey a lesson, it won't be so greedy next time." Seeing his wife's worried look, Liu Junhao said again, "Don't worry, tomorrow morning, I'll go to the ditch and pull some inverted couplers back to give the monkey an egg, and it's okay to eat it." ”

It is a woody plant commonly found in rural areas, and its thick leaves look similar to those of acacia leaves. However, it belongs to the shrub family, and the plant is very thin and short, and it is usually not used at all. However, the effect of inverted coupling treatment for diarrhea is very good, and anyone in the countryside has a stomach problem to drag a handful of leaves to the ditch, and then scrambled with eggs, and eat it once.

In the past, people were poor, and the children could not eat eggs once in ten days and a half months. Some greedy guys go to their parents and lie about having diarrhea in order to eat eggs. As a result, after eating the inverted scrambled eggs, his mouth was full of bubbles, which made him angry.

"Then you have to tomorrow" Hearing what he said, Zhang Qian finally let go of a few things.

Because he was worried about the monkey, Liu Junhao got up early the next morning and went to the monkey's nest to find that Wukong didn't know when he had gone out.

Kouhu, this guy looked half-dead yesterday, which made his wife worry for most of the night, who knew that he would recover so quickly.

Liu Junhao saw that there was nothing abnormal, and after freshening up, he began to make breakfast. In the past few days, the two of them have been getting up late, and the meals are all made by Zhang's mother. He was very embarrassed, the old lady lived in her daughter's house to enjoy Qingfu, how could she let her help cook. explained several times in a row, so that Zhang's mother could sleep a little more in the morning. But the elderly don't sleep much, so they get up just after dawn, and when Liu Junhao wakes up, the meal has already been prepared.

Zhang's mother didn't have so many ideas, in the days of her son-in-law's house, she didn't worry about anything except taking care of her two grandchildren, she didn't worry about food and housing, it was only ten days, and the whole person was much younger.

Just cut the dish. didn't put it in the pot, Wukong screamed and came in, dragging a large handful of inverted couplers in his hand and stuffing them into his mouth.

Monkeys also know herbs? Liu Junhao has gained insight again