Chapter 1: Heaven and Earth, the Dharma Master is the greatest
July 3, 2019, graduation season.
Jiangcheng red lanterns are stringed with incense, the decoration is elegant, the lanterns are hung high, and there are several new slogans on the wall - the store prohibits skill demonstrations.
Towards twelve o'clock, the diners had dispersed, and only two tables of young people were left whirling between the cups.
Four of them had already drunk one at the table.
The one who drank was called Xiao Li, and he kept beeping that he was the king of the world's unlucky eggs before he was drunk, and please call him the king of eggs in the future.
At this table is his brother/father and son who have slept together for four years, quantum superposition.
This is their casual meal.
"Xiao Li? Good baby? Get...... This thing is really drunk. I had to carry him back. ”
The one who spoke was called Liu Jing, and the other two were named Zhang Yang and Yang Yucheng.
The two sighed.
"He didn't drink well in the first place, and he encountered bad luck one after another, so it was expected that he drank today."
"Mom and Dad divorced, girlfriend split legs, work to get rid of ......"
Liu Jing knocked on the bowl: "I want to add another one, I chose a mage." ”
Both laughed at the same time.
Liu Jing rolled his eyes: "Four days ago, when Lao Tzu woke up, there were more words in the second dimension in front of him, and he also shouted to choose a career. I was so excited that I thought I had become the chosen one and was about to reach the pinnacle of my life......"
Zhang Yang took over: "I didn't expect everyone to have it, right?" ”
"Isn't it? Damn, Xiao Li and I are unlucky, and the six major professions chose mages. ”
Yang Yucheng laughed: "Who would have thought that a mage has no skills? ”
"It's not that there are no skills, it's that skills require reciting spells, but those spell runes are like cat paw prints, and the ghost knows how to read them?"
The more Liu Jing said, the more indignant he became: "It's the first time I've seen such a garbage game, no explanation, no guidance, no customer service ......"
"The skills all depend on Wu brother, look, brother will give you a great show."
After Zhang Yang finished speaking, he raised his buttocks, as if he was brewing a coquettish serial fart.
The fart didn't sound, but his figure suddenly became illusory, like a translucent invisible man.
Although it only lasted for a moment, it was horrific enough.
Four days ago, it was the end of the dissection.
"Don't show it for low-level stealth, do you believe that my brother can summon holy light?"
Yang Yucheng snorted, raised his fingertips, and a bright light passed in an instant, like a fluorescent tube trembling.
"Eh! There is a mage here, but the quality point will not work. Liu Jing knocked on the slogan on the wall, interrupting the two of them.
"It's just that a big man plays a sissy priest and has a face."
There was also ridicule from next door, and a burly boy with a height of almost one meter nine squinted at Yang Yucheng with a face full of disdain. Two of his companions were slightly shorter than him.
In front of them, Liu Jing and the three of them are weak chickens.
Liu Jing lit it first, slapped the table and got up: "You can't speak?" It's your business! ”
"I didn't say anything about you, what the are you pretending to be a garbage mage here?"
The burly boy didn't show weakness, got up and walked towards Liu Jing, pointing at Liu Jing as he walked: "Stare at it again?" ”
"Fuck off!" Liu Jing, who was on the top of the wine, ignored the difference in size, picked up the wine bottle and was about to rush over.
The people on both sides who were still awake immediately stood up and prepared to stop the two.
At this moment, Xiao Li, who was drunk and unconscious, suddenly raised his head.
His eyes were drunk, his expression was dazed, and when he saw a strong man pressing against him, he immediately muttered in his mouth.
It's like scolding, and it's like phlegm.
A ball of lightning, slightly larger than a ping-pong ball, rattled and jumped and crashed into the burly boy's chest.
Boom!
The burly boy was shocked by electricity, lost his strength, and fell on top of his companion.
Everyone was stunned, including the burly boy, who looked at Xiao Li blankly, with a hellish expression.
Especially Liu Jing, he was behind Xiao Li, and he could see it clearly just now.
It was a lightning ball the size of a ping-pong ball! And he also heard it unmistakably, the lightning ball appeared after Xiao Li read two sentences.
So...... Those two sentences are incantations? Is it a spell that hundreds of millions of mage players around the world didn't even guess when they broke their heads?
My brother actually cracked it! Liu Jing was so excited that he spun in circles.
At this moment, he thought of live streaming spells with Xiao Li and becoming popular all over the world, signing big anchors, and sleeping girls...... Embark on the pinnacle of life!
Unexpectedly, Xiao Li shook a few times, and vomited all over the ground with a "vomit".
Zhang Yang and Yang Yucheng were the first to come back to their senses, looking at the burly man soft on his companion, the two looked at each other, and immediately pushed Liu Jing to let him quickly help Xiao Li leave.
Xiao left all the way and vomited all the way.
"What did you just read?"
"Gross!"
"Fuck, you talk!"
"Wow!"
"Your uncle!"
Liu Jing looked up to the sky and roared, miserable.
……
Xiao Li opened his eyes after hearing Liu Jing close the door for himself.
This is an apartment he and Liu Jing shared. Although it is shabby, it is better to be cheap.
The drunkenness in his eyes was long gone.
The lightning ball was released earlier, and it wasn't that he was drunk and slurred and hit the luck.
He came ten years later, the day of the destruction of the earth.
No one knows better than him what the future holds, what will change.
At 0:00 tomorrow night, tens of thousands of pyramid-shaped staircases will appear in major cities around the world at the same time, and anyone who has chosen a profession can enter a "game" world called "second dimension" as long as they step on it.
This world, except for the death of only level equipment and weak state, has a real experience as the real world. It's perfectly okay to think of it as a real world.
In the next ten years, people will gradually get used to living in the second dimension and reality alternately, because of the 3:1 time lapse ratio, people are even willing to stay in the second dimension all the time.
With a few more decades of time, who wouldn't want to?
Until...... A strange curtain of light appeared in the sky, unleashing endless ferocious beasts to sweep across the earth.
Picking up the pen, Xiao Li wrote a row of words on scratch paper.
"Uncharted, Arena, Academy of Magic, Professional Guild, Leaderboard ......"
Anyone who has played the game knows that these features are the most basic existence in the game, but in the second dimension, none of these are available, it just arrogantly gives you a level class system to screw you into a strange world.
And then tell you: play!
Everything has to be explored and built by yourself. Inside, the player is no longer a gamer who follows the rules, but a pioneer of a new world, the creator of the rules.
Xiao Li has been crawling around in it for ten earth years, and no one knows the "second dimension" better than him.
He just understands the king.
After thinking about it for a long time, Xiao Li drew a circle on top of the magic academy and began to sketch the architecture of the magic academy again.
When he was done, he found a blank notebook and wrote four large letters on the cover.
"Mystical Records of Spells"
……
The next morning, Xiao Li went out for a walk with his backpack, and then from the afternoon until the evening, he sat at his desk, carefully writing the secret book of spells.
If someone reads this notebook at this time, they will find that except for some descriptive sentences, it is full of various runes like "cat's paw prints" in Liu Jing's mouth.
These runes, spells, and all the magic knowledge are Xiao Li's greatest treasure.
He was a great magician.
Proficient in all spells below the forbidden spell.
The time pointed to 11:40 p.m., and everything was ready.
"Seems to have forgotten something."
Looking at his empty hands, Xiao Li slapped his forehead - poor equipment.
After walking around the room, from the table leg to the rolling pin, the gaze finally stopped at the clothes pole.
It is wooden, stick-shaped, with forks at the top.
It's a coincidence, that's it.
……
Coming to the street, standing in the position of memory, Xiao Li squinted at the sky, waiting for the arrival of the stairs.
He's going to grab the first 100 to enter.
According to the "Legends" of the previous life, the first 100 players to enter the second dimension will receive a "reward" for converting all their belongings into usable items.
The reward is in quotation marks because it doesn't give these 100 players any newbie equipment.
If you're bare-chested, then I'm sorry, you're bare-chested.
If you resist the cannon and go in, then congratulations, you are the king of cannons.
The time was close to 0 o'clock, and Xiao Li began to count down.
A point of light appeared twenty meters above his head without warning, and the night sky was as bright as a falling star in the mortal world. Then the stars burst and shone with ten thousand rays of light.
The light spreads out like water, forming a giant flat-topped pyramid six or seven stories high.
Quickly stepped on the stairs and stood at the top of the pyramid, the light flashed, and Xiao Li's body disappeared.
"Welcome to the second dimension."