Chapter 317: A Soak of Grinding Pee
Verify whether Ye Youran is complete.
The most direct way is to try to pee.
If you can crack the ghost king's trick.
That means that Ye Youran is pure child urine.
Otherwise, it's a joke.
"Pee, pee, you don't pee. ”
Ye Youran blushed and said angrily.
If you suspect that Ye Youran can do anything, how can you doubt his perfect body?
Ye Youran turned his back and unbuttoned his trousers.
However, something embarrassing happened.
I don't know if it's because the ghost king is too terrifying, which makes Ye Youran nervous.
Or is it because there is Zhu Bier behind her.
Ye Youran took out his private belongings, but he didn't urinate for a long time.
Ye Youran swore to the sky that he was really seriously brewing.
But I couldn't pee a drop of urine.
"Ye Youran, you're peeing!"
Zhu Bi'er looked at Ye Youran and stood with her back to her in a daze.
But he couldn't hear the sound of water for a long time, so he couldn't help urging.
The Ghost King could appear at any moment.
There is no delay in this matter.
If they don't pee out, they could die at any time.
"Don't worry! I'm ...... I'm about to pee. ”
Ye said anxiously.
There is urine, which can suffocate people.
No urine, can kill people urgently.
Why didn't you pee at this time?
I knew that Ye Youran should drink more water and come to Yuxi Island again.
"You can be so inked when you pee, Ye Youran, are you a man?"
Zhu Bi'er complained while guarding her surroundings.
If it was usual, Zhu Bier would not urge Ye Youran to urinate.
But now Ye Youran is pulling life-saving urine.
If you don't pull it, it's too late.
"I ...... I want to pee too! or ...... Or you can help me shushh. ”
Ye Youran was speechless and shameless.
At the critical moment, this Ye Lao Er dropped the chain.
Who to talk to?
"I ...... You scoundrel. ”
Zhu Bier had an urge to run away.
Such a big person.
Why do you want people to pee?
If it weren't for this fateful moment, Zhu Bi'er wouldn't have helped.
Just to stay alive.
Zhu Bi'er still blushed angrily and shouted:
"Shh~shh~"
Zhu Bi'er felt like she was going crazy.
She has a yellow flower daughter, although she has been dead for more than a thousand years.
But when she was alive, she was a big girl with yellow flowers.
She's never anyone!
But at this moment, she made a mistake.
The sound of peeing came from his mouth.
Zhu Bier's grimace was lost.
"It's coming, it's coming, it's coming. ”
Ye Youran suddenly had a spirit, and a surge of urine suddenly surged.
Suddenly, Ye Youran was so excited that he couldn't help himself.
There has never been such a moment, pulling a pee can make Ye Youran's heart surge.
Immediately afterward, the sound of rushing water sounded.
Ye Youran really urinated.
He did it, yes, Ye Youran couldn't help but cheer for himself.
If you say you pee, you pee, if you don't pee, you urine, and you can!
It's just that Ye Youran didn't know what it was.
He was enjoying his proudest moments.
But I don't know that he is behind it.
Zhu Bi'er suddenly had an urge to chop him to death.
Because Zhu Bier has never seen anyone regard such a simple thing as urinating as a victory.
Although she is a ghost, she is also a female ghost.
Can you think a little bit about how female ghosts feel?
"Lightning strikes wood. ”
However, just when Zhu Bi'er stared at Ye Youran's back with murderous eyes.
Suddenly, out of her eyes, she saw a huge tree lying on the ground.
The giant tree was not far from Ye Youran's side.
Although the giant tree was still wrapped in bark.
Haoran righteousness did not emanate.
But Zhu Bier is sure.
That's lightning strike wood, definitely lightning strike wood.
She couldn't be wrong about the breath of the lightning wood.
"Lightning strikes the wood, the barrier is broken?"
Ye Youran listened to Zhu Bi'er's voice.
Suddenly there was a stir, and all the pride in "peeing out" in my heart was put away.
Turning to look at the lightning strike wood on the side.
Ye Youran didn't see the lightning strike wood nearby before.
Now I see the lightning striking wood.
That means his urine has a role.
The blindfold is broken.
It's just that Ye Youran put away the pride in his heart.
But he forgot to put away his hero-Ye Lao Er.
This made Zhu Bi'er cry out uncontrollably:
"Ah~ Ye Youran, you are shameless, you are nasty, you bastard, you exhibitionist. ”
Zhu Bier covered her eyes.
It's just that the finger slit seems to be a little too big.
She still saw the black thing on Ye Youran's lower body.
Who called her a ghost?
Ghosts naturally like the night, because in the night, both ghost eyes of the ghost thing are 2.0.
Zhu Bier not only saw it, but also saw it clearly.
Black is a little black, and the size is not small!
"I ...... I forgot. ”
Ye Youran came back to his senses when he heard this.
In embarrassment, he turned his back and quickly put away everything that should be put away.
No wonder I felt cold before.
It turned out that the big bird forgot to return to the nest.
"What's that...... Now that I'm peeing and the barrier is broken, is it safe for us to have a lightning strike?"
Ye Youran blushed and asked Zhu Bi'er, who was still puffing up.
Ye Youran has never fought with ghosts.
Zhu Bier said that lightning strike wood is the nemesis of ghosts.
But what the truth is, Ye Youran doesn't have a score in his heart.
"It's definitely not safe, I'm a ghost, but I'm not afraid of lightning strikes. ”
Zhu Bi'er looked around.
Still wary.
"You don't mean ......"
Ye Youran was in a hurry.
But he wasn't done yet.
Zhu Bier continued:
"The lightning strike wood is wrapped in bark, and Haoran's righteousness cannot be revealed. Only by peeling off the bark can you make ghosts jealous and suppress ghosts. ”
Zhu Bier's explanation, Ye Youran came back to his senses.
Zhu Bier seems to have said so before.
And Ye Youran was about to step forward and peel off the bark.
But Zhu Bi'er hurriedly stopped her.
"Are you crazy? I'm also a ghost, and the lightning strike wood hurts me a lot, do you want me to die?"
Zhu Bi'er said with palpitations.
"Uh! Look at me, I forgot again. ”
Ye Youran said a little embarrassed.
In fact, Ye Youran usually doesn't usually be so unscored.
It's just that the previous thing was too embarrassing.
So much so that Ye Youran's mood couldn't be completely calm, and he lost his sense of proportion.
"We're just waiting next to the lightning strike wood, and we hope the ghost king won't come to us for trouble!"
Zhu Bi'er suddenly said solemnly to Ye Youran:
"But as soon as the ghost king appears, you must desperately peel off the bark, or we will all die. ”
"And what do you do?"
Ye Youran asked with some concern.
Zhu Bi'er is also a ghost, accidentally injuring Zhu Bi'er, this is not something Ye Youran wants to see.
"This lightning strike wood is too big, and it will definitely burn me. However, it is not fatal, and it will be relieved in a few days. ”
Zhu Bi'er gritted her teeth and said:
"I'm still willing to be hurt rather than die. ”
(End of chapter)