Chapter 238: Master Shan, Please Let Me Go (1)
Tanabata, Autumn Moon Lake.
The wind is light and the reeds are fluttering.
Liu Yu rushed to the front alone, and ran until he reached the lake, before he turned around and shouted at the two people behind him: "Uncle Xiaobei, Sister Shanshan, hurry up." ”
"No way, Master Shan, you are wronged, be my niece one day~" Xu is because of the scenery on the shore of Qiuyue Lake, so Qiao Bei swept away the haze of recent days.
Ling Shan seemed to be in a good mood, and didn't care about Qiao Bei, who took advantage of him, but just smiled and said: "Slut, you just pretend to be a public servant, in order to set up a bodyguard for yourself, you just tricked the Kuang team to send me, the team has been busy recently, don't you have a good shape?" ”
"What words? Didn't I think about your hard work on weekdays, so I took a chance to take you out for a break? Coming, you still don't appreciate it, where can I reason? ”
"You have a conscience!"
"No way, isn't this being taken care of by you? I didn't finish it before, so I'll make up for it today. Master Shan, you see this grass grows and the warbler flies, the breeze is blowing, we might as well ......" A wicked smile appeared at the corner of Qiao Bei's mouth, and his head was slapped casually by Ling Shan, Qiao Bei was furious: "My most valuable thing is this head, you are stupid, what should I do?" Money! If you don't have money, you will pay for it! ”
"Get out!" Ling Shan glanced at it and said angrily, "Put away your dirty thoughts!" Otherwise, I'll throw you into the river. ”
"I know you like violence, it's okay, I can ......withstand it" Qiao Beibei approached Ling Shan with a smile, and gently touched Ling Shan with his shoulder, with a look of spring: "Master Shan, are you thinking about throwing me into the reeds, and then tearing my clothes and correcting me on the spot?" Field battles, I'm not very experienced, but if you have this request, I won't resist either...... ”
"Slut!" Ling Shan crossed her arms and snorted angrily, but a smile couldn't help but appear in her eyes. Working in the criminal police team, except for being serious and nervous, no one would make such a joke in his ear, including Ouyang Kai, who had been pestering him, he didn't dare.
"Don't think I don't know, that's what you think in your heart! Don't hold back, I'm not very resistant, you can ...... casually" Qiao Bei chased after him in a few steps, stretched out his hand on Ling Shan's shoulder, his eyes swept over Liu Yu, who was playing by the lake, leaned his face over, and called out ambiguously: "Master Shan, while there is no one around now, let's take a look." ”
"Stay away from me!" Ling Shan was stunned, stopped, glanced sideways, but did not push Qiao Bei away.
Qiao Bei was overjoyed in his heart, gently hugged Ling Shan's willow waist, and whispered in Ling Shan's ear: "Come on, Master Shan, I know that you have been holding back for a long time, in fact, I am about to hold back internal injuries, we might as well be dew lovers for a while, and we will fight a decisive battle in this reed......"
Qiao Bei's hand wrapped around his waist, Ling Shan was itchy for a while, and his face was slightly red when he heard the teasing in Qiao Bei's words, but when he heard the back, he couldn't help but collapse his pretty face, reached out and grabbed Qiao Bei's two unruly hands, one fell over the shoulder, and threw Qiao Bei far away in the reeds.
Qiao Bei couldn't get up for a long time, and fell into the reeds, grinning his teeth.
"Haha! If you dare to be cheap, this is the end! Seeing Qiao Bei's embarrassment, Ling Shan laughed.
Qiao Bei staggered up from the reeds, holding his waist that seemed to be about to break, and was furious: "Dead strip, you are here to protect me, do you know?" Is there a strip that treats the good people like this? I'm going to complain about you. ”
"Aren't you going to duel in the reeds? Shall I fulfill you? What's wrong? Isn't one round enough? Then do it again! Ling Shan was about to get closer again, Qiao Bei took a few steps back, stepped on the puddle with one foot, and his shoes were all wet.
Ling Shan was overjoyed when she saw this, flicked her horsetail, ignored Qiao Bei with a bitter face, and walked straight to Liu Yu by the lake. I still scolded myself in my heart: Won't this slut say some intimate words? I don't learn the lines in other people's Korean dramas, and I think about some crooked things.
Ah, what do I think of this?
A peach flew over Ling Shan's face, and she covered her face with both hands, faintly hot. Walked to the lake, sat down on a clean grassy slope, hugged his knees with both hands, looked at the microwaves on Qiuyue Lake, thought about his thoughts, and was stunned.
Qiao Bei carried the wet shoes in both hands, came to Ling Shan's side full of resentment, sat down, threw the two shoes in front of Ling Shan, and shouted angrily: "Hurry up and wash the master, otherwise you will not be allowed to go to the kang tonight!" ”
"Don't mess with me." Ling Shan turned her head and swept over Qiao Bei, and a sinister aura appeared in her eyes.
The girl is angry, are you blind, can't you see?
Qiao Bei wanted to joke with her, but when she saw Ling Shan's appearance, she couldn't help but be bored, and sighed: "Alas, bubble girl, you must not bubble strips, the whole elm shell, I don't understand the amorous feelings." ”
"Do you understand the amorous?" Ling Shan asked with a smile, but there was a hint of weirdness in her smile.
Qiao Bei understood in seconds and immediately stopped. If you don't stop it, you will be the one who suffers, and once you anger her, you may really throw yourself into the lake. Hanging his head, dejected. Originally, I wanted to take this opportunity to tease Ling Shan to relieve my worries recently, but now it seems that there is obviously no fun.
"I don't understand! The master only undresses, not the style! Qiao Bei fell back, put his hands on the back of his head, and looked at the floating clouds in the sky in a daze.
Liu Yu only cared about playing alone, next to him was Qiao Bei, who made him a little entangled, the atmosphere was a little awkward, after a while, Ling Shan took a long breath, turned his head and smiled at Qiao Bei: "Slut, it's just the two of us now, I want to have a good chat with you." ”
"What are you talking about?"
"About you, about me, about the two of us."
"What do the two of us have to talk about? Aside from being in bed for a few months and you've taken care of me, what else can we talk about? ”
"We haven't had a good chat together for almost a year, have we? You said you hadn't seen me for so long, and you never took the initiative to call me, didn't you have something to say to me? ”
"No, talking to you is actually being abused, I don't want to be cheap anymore, it's easy to die early. I still have my pursuits and dreams, and I can't waste them on you. Besides, when I talk to you, in addition to reprimanding me, you are beating me, both of which are harmful to me and not beneficial. I'm suffering a loss no matter what, and I can't do this kind of thing all the time. Fools used to be stupid, but now we can't be stupid anymore. ”
"Okay, I promise you, from now on, I won't scold you or beat you."
"You swear that from now on, you will never beat me or scold me again, and if you break your oath, you will ...... Marry me as a junior, and be beaten by me more than ten or twenty times a day...... Okay, okay, just talk about it, you don't have to look at me like that...... In this way, if you want to beat me and scold me, you will never be a policeman again! Qiao Bei had a wicked smile on his face, he knew that this poisonous oath was extremely heavy for Ling Shan.
"Good!"
Ling Shan's cheerfulness caught Qiao Bei a little off guard, he didn't expect Ling Shan to respond in one bite, this was not the Ling Shan he was familiar with in his heart. However, since she made this poisonous oath, it is not a bad thing for herself.
It's always a good thing not to be tyrannized by dead slivers.
"Cheng, what do you want to talk about?"
"You're a man, don't you think of a topic?"
"I'm a person who is accustomed to serving the caregiver, and I will accompany you whatever you want to talk about."
Ling Shan thought for a moment and said with a smile: "Xiaobei, let's play Truth or Dare, right?" ”
"Okay, I'm the best at this game!" Qiao Bei turned to the side, looking at Ling Shan with one hand on his head, with a hint of evil in his eyes.
"We rock-paper-scissors, whoever loses, the winning side asks the losing side a question, it must be true, if it is not true, curse the lying party for a lifetime of poverty, not a penny!" Ling Shan held back a smile.
Qiao Bei shook his head with a smile, and replied with a bitter face: "Master Shan, you are so vicious, you know that I love money, and you put such a curse, this is obviously aimed at me." No, I also have to make a rule that whoever wants to tell a lie must take off a piece of clothing. ”
The evil aura in Ling Shan's eyes suddenly flourished, but Qiao Bei didn't think so, and shouted with disgust on his face: "Look, Master Shan, this can't just allow the strips to set fires, and the people are not allowed to light the lamps, right?" Besides, Master Shan, you have been preparing to tell a lie a long time ago? ”
"Good!" Ling Shan gritted her teeth and agreed.
"Then let's stop rock-paper-scissors, let's ask one person." Playing this kind of game, will the master still be afraid of you? I sold you in a few minutes, and I had to let you count the money for the master!
"Then I'll ask first."
"Whatever you want." Qiao Bei didn't care.
Ling Shan was straightforward: "Are you still thinking about female reporters?" ”
"Yes! Think about it every day! Think about it every night! I'm trying to make money, and when I squeeze Lu Wenlong out and the new city is stable, I'll go to Santa Monica to find her, and I'll definitely find her. I'm going to tell her how much I miss her. Thinking of Hao Jing, Qiao Bei's eyes showed infinite tenderness, which made Ling Shan feel a little gloomy.
Both of them were silent, thinking about their own thoughts.
After a long time, Qiao Bei took a deep breath, turned his head to look at Ling Shan, and said with a wicked smile: "Now it's my turn to ask you." ”
"Okay, you ask." Ling Shan didn't want the two of them to be embarrassed like this.
"Are you a C-cover?"
"Get out!"
"Hey, hey, hey, fair enough, okay? I've just answered your question, and now you'll have to answer mine, or else you'll take off your clothes. Don't worry, Xiaoyu is underage, and he doesn't understand anything. Qiao Bei smiled smugly.
Ling Shan hesitated slightly, and responded a little shyly: "Okay, I'll answer you, yes!" ”
"I don't believe it, unless you let me touch it......" Qiao Bei showed his fox tail and looked at Ling Shan with a wicked smile, seeing that Ling Shan's eyes were familiar again, he had to give up, and muttered to himself: "If you don't touch it, you won't touch it, it's not like I haven't touched it......"
"Second question!" Ling Shan blinked her eyes, suddenly turned her head, looked directly at Qiao Bei, and asked seriously, "Have you ever liked me?" ”
“…… No! Qiao Bei was stunned, then shook his head, looking at the white clouds in the sky, to avoid the embarrassment of the two, he didn't expect Ling Shan to ask this topic so straightforwardly, although he has always been two-skinned and good at begging for nothing, but he still avoided it in his heart.
Ling Shan is a policeman, and she is a police family. Dad is the deputy director of the Provincial Public Security Department, and her future is bright, especially Ouyang Kai, who is also a criminal policeman, has always been infatuated with her.
And what is yourself? A street thug. has fought, broken the law, squatted in prison, and now he is still thinking about using some bad moves to deal with Lu Wenlong.
Ouyang Kai was right, he had to stay away from her.
Besides, although this dead note has begged for my life several times, the number of times he beat me is almost proportional to the number of times he saved me.
What's more, I still have quietness.
Although, she is far away in Santa Monica.
Qiao Bei didn't notice that Ling Shan's eyes staring at him suddenly became much darker. He didn't expect why Ling Shan would suddenly ask this question.
"I'll ask you instead!" Qiao Bei also felt that the atmosphere was a little embarrassing, and after thinking about it for a long time, he asked again, "Are you a virgin?" ”
"......" Ling Shan's ten fingers were clenched tightly, the tooth sockets were obviously grinding, and a sharp light burst out of her eyes swept around Qiao Bei's body, as if she was picking a place to start.
Of course, Qiao Bei felt the chill enveloping Zhou's body, and pointed at Ling Shan and shouted with a serious face: "Look at you, I just said it, from now on, you are not allowed to beat me and scold me again, you see that you have this desire now, right?" Endure! Think about it, what poisonous oath you just made. If you touch me again, you won't be a policeman! ”
Ling Shan took a deep breath before swallowing the evil breath, and replied with some embarrassment: "Okay, I answer you: Yes!" ”
"Who believes? Unless......" Before Qiao Bei finished speaking, he felt the chill in Ling Shan's eyes suddenly intensify, and immediately obediently reached out to cover his mouth to show silence.
Ling Shan wanted to stay away from this too private topic, looked at Qiao Bei from the side, and asked with a serious face: "Now I ask you: If I chase you, will you refuse?" ”
"What do you want to do?" Qiao Bei immediately clenched his arms and took a defensive and vigilant posture.
"I like you!"
Ling Shan bit her lip, extremely straightforward, straight to the hearts of people, and approached Qiao Bei.
Qiao Bei was slightly stunned, looking at Ling Shan, who had not seen him for a long time, and suddenly came out with such four words, he couldn't help but feel a little moved. Thinking about Ling Shan and her own bits and pieces, I couldn't help but feel a little moved.
But this thought flashed in his mind, and Qiao Bei exclaimed with a bitter face: "Master Shan, we have only been in bed together for a few months, and we don't have much friendship...... Shanye, please, let me go, although I am obviously handsome......"
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