Chapter 56: Worship
Qiao Bei snapped his fingers and smiled at Zhang Zhiping: "First of all, Xu Yang asked you for peace, you went, why?" Because of the money, right? Xu Yang promised to give you a thousand yuan, but the money was not earned, and he also folded four people, and you asked Xu Yang for eight thousand, a total of nine thousand yuan, Xu Yang was not righteous, and he ran away after throwing you away, is that so? ”
Zhang Zhiping glanced at Qiao Bei in surprise, saw Wang Kun, thought about it and didn't speak.
"Then a bunch of your brothers have to heal their wounds, and you're going to have to pay for it, and you're going to have to find a way to get the money. So, Ma Zhigang and I had a little friction, and I couldn't get over it, and I found you, is that so? ”
Qiao Bei suddenly realized that his organization was in great need of a master like Wang Kun. What's the matter, a few phone calls make it clear, it's as simple as pulling S to fart.
"Zhigang is my cousin." Ma Hong on the side responded.
"I know, I know!" Qiao Bei smiled: "But I ask you, is it worth looking for Zhiping for that little thing?" Is it worth it that Zhiping dragged dozens of people carrying knives and guns to my stall to destroy me? ”
Mahon didn't speak again.
"Or because of the money! Ma Zhigang promised you that as long as you drive me away, he will give you a benefit fee of 5,000 yuan, right? But if you don't think about it, is my Qiao Bei worth the five thousand yuan? How many people do I have to call, does it cost money? ”
Qiao Bei turned his head and asked Wang Kun: "Brother Kun, you said, with our revolutionary friendship, I am going to be bullied, what will you do?" ”
"Whoever you, I'll destroy him!" Wang Kun Liao Liao A few words, but they are just right, which makes Qiao Bei feel that Wang Kun's wisdom is the same as the nursery in the hotel next to the train station.
"You see, in the society, who doesn't have a few friends? What's more, Brother Kun and I are a friendship that strips off their pants together and looks at each other's P eyes, can it be the same? You bully me, can Brother Kun not be angry? What do I really have three long and two short, Brother Kun's hobby, wouldn't it be over from now on? Will Brother Kun settle with you? ”
Qiao Bei didn't see the roll of Wang Kun's eyes behind him, and continued: "Of course, I, Qiao Bei, don't bully, even if you bully me, I will endure it and it will be over." It's not that I, Qiao Bei, have a big belly, but I know that we're all in it for money. I went to the vegetable market to sell vegetables for money, and you tried every means to prevent me from selling vegetables in the vegetable market for money, is this the reason? ”
"So, I think wouldn't it be better if we had to find a way for people to make money and be safe at the same time? It is said that harmony makes money, and people in the world pay attention to peaceful coexistence, and we mix society, isn't it the same? ”
Qiao Bei has Wang Kuntuodi, and his one-person performance is so hearty.
"What do you want?" Zhang Zhiping asked.
"Peace." Qiao Bei smiled: "My friend is still in the police station, and you also have a brother in the police station." My friend and I were all beaten, and you're in the hospital now, so you deal with yours and I'll take care of mine. ”
"Do you want to force me?" Zhang Zhiping shouted.
"Can't hold you down?" Later, Wang Kun asked indifferently.
When Zhang Zhiping heard it, he was angry in his stomach, but he didn't dare to send it.
"Why am I holding you down? I mean, I'm going to talk to the police station, our matter, mediate privately, and this matter, as long as you don't squeak, it's a civil dispute. ”
"Then what does Liu Lang stab me in the face three times?" Zhang Zhiping asked.
"I've got to calm you down! Peace talks? Can I make you lose your power and humiliate the country? I, Qiao Bei, am not this kind of person. In this way, you can take care of your own medical expenses first, it's not that I don't want to take care of it, it's that I don't have any money on hand now, and I can't take care of it for you. But after you've recovered from your injuries, I'm willing to talk to you about business. ”
"What?" Zhang Zhiping had a question mark.
"You see, just one day after the opening of my vegetable market, I talked to two big customers, one is the canteen of the Laojie Police Station, and the other is Guanghan Building. Just think about it, how many dishes does this Guanghan Building cost a day? Is there any other way for me? Do you have a way to do this? ”
Qiao Bei swept Ma Hong's unhappy face and said with a smile: "Ma Hong, I, Qiao Bei, am not a person who eats alone, if your family Zhigang wants to do it, let's do it together." By then, the business will be bigger, can I eat a vegetable stall? Can't you get a cooperative or something, recruit troops and horses to expand the scale? ”
"Zhiping, think about it, how much money can you get when you go to help others with their affairs all day long? From time to time, you will be arrested by the police station and pay a few public security fines, which is enough for you to worry, right? Why not get this together? You go and ask my two friends, is my Qiao Bei a person who eats alone? Usually money or something, will they care about me? Will I pick the seams? ”
Qiao Bei talked to Zhang Zhiping for more than an hour, which roughly means that if you want to talk about this matter, everyone will get rich together.
If you want to continue to fight in this matter, then I have Brother Kun, and I am still familiar with the police station, you weigh it yourself, who can play whom?
Seeing that Zhang Zhiping was silent, Qiao Bei felt that the medicine was almost over, reached out and forcibly pulled Zhang Zhiping's hand, and said with a smile: "This matter, you think about it first, when you figure it out, come to me at the stall, and count it at any time." ”
turned to Ma Hong's side again, forcibly took Ma Hong's hand and said with a smile: "In the future, I will be a revolutionary comrade, and it is not appropriate to keep a straight face all day long." Come, I'll show you a smile with eight teeth, which I learned from the online flight attendant training video, the old standard......"
"Gone, huh?" Qiao Bei finished the final form, and waved to the two people in the room, that style, it was the same as the head of state's visit to China.
Later, Qiao Bei said that this was a valuable experience gained after in-depth study of "News Network", and he didn't use it by ordinary people......
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After leaving the public security hospital, Wang Kun asked Qiao Bei in the car: "When did Brother Han promise you to deliver food to Guanghan Building?" ”
Qiao Bei glanced at Wang Kun arrogantly, and shouted: "I'm ready to wash up and lie on Uncle Meng's bed, if he doesn't agree, I'll buy a rope and hang it at the door of Guanghan Tower......"
"You're a scoundrel!" Wang Kun glanced at Qiao Bei and scolded with a smile.
"The situation is forced to do it as a last resort, Brother Kun, you will get used to it......"
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There was silence in the car for a while, and Qiao Bei shouted at Wang Kun with a sneer: "Brother Kun, where are the two of us going to play?" You see that you have done so much, I can't thank you on behalf of the organization? ”
"Why did you finally think of me this time?" Wang Kun hit the steering wheel and scolded with a smile.
"Then we must, go, let's go to Ledu now to take a bath, and by the way, complete our great revolutionary ceremony."
"What?"
"Didn't you just say that the two of us stripped naked and looked at each other's P eyes? I wondered, can't I put it in place? Otherwise, people will say that I fooled them, I, a good citizen, have never deceived people, and the little broken heart lake is as pure as a special blank paper......"
"! If you haven't fooled anyone, Zhang Zhiping will be a hell of a fool! ”
Qiao Beiyan smiled: "Aren't I starting to focus on mending the little hole in my white paper?" Let's go, Brother Kun, let's go happily, I'll call you a big health care! ”
"I've been with you for a few hours, and that's what a human being."
Wang Kun scolded with a smile, and the two went straight to the Ledu bathing center.
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Ledu Bathing Center.
The two entered the bath naked, glanced at each other's scars, Wang Kun smiled: "Why can't you see it, Xiaobei, there is a story?" ”
"That's a must! After fighting for eighteen years, can you not have a story? The little master of the Qiao family, is it a waste of fame? ”
Qiao Bei soaked all his body in the water, although the newly cut knife was not deep, it was only a shallow blood stain, and after soaking in hot water, it also made Qiao Bei grit his teeth.
"Boom!" Wang Kun scolded.
Qiao Bei pointed to the scars on Wang Kun's body and asked, "Brother Kun, you are also a gunshot wound, right?" ”
"Penetrating wounds." Wang Kun replied lightly.
"Brother Kun, look, you also have a story, and I also have a story, why don't we have a fight? Two people with a story, can't they boil a pot of wine on a snowy afternoon and sigh about the past? Qiao Bei grinned.
"Huh...... I call Brother Han brother, you call Brother Han uncle, we are not the same generation. Wang Kun said with a smile, he and Qiao Bei had just met.
Qiao Bei smiled: "Each of them is talking about their own? Let's secretly worship a handle, in the future, on the rivers and lakes, you support me, I hold you, it can be regarded as a good story! ”
"Hehe......" Wang Kun smiled: "You're not afraid of me?" ”
"I'm afraid you'll a ball? As I just said, you have your story, I have my story, the two of us combined, there is a special double protagonist of "Bloody Rivers and Lakes", proper! ”
"Hehe......"
"To complete this ritual, I have decided to call both of us a great health care facility, and I show my sincerity with the chastity that I have kept for eighteen years!"
"Hehe, Cheng!"
The two of them had been messing around for a long time, and Wang Kun began to like this Qiao Bei, who was full of bubbles but really did things.
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After taking a bath, Qiao Bei fulfilled his promise and called Wang Kun a big health care, and after Wang Kun went to the box, he gritted his teeth and called himself a regular massage.
"Handsome guy, together?" The young lady who helped Wang Kunda health care came back to get something, and when she saw Qiao Bei asked.
Qiao Bei looked firm: "No, I promised my daughter-in-law, this gun is only for her to fight alone!" ”
"Hehe, it's really the same!"
"It's necessary, I've been guarding like a jade all the time. Beauty, you go, you must serve my Brother Kun well, and you will use your actual actions to tell him that he is not fighting alone! ”
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"Alas......" Walking out of Ledu, Qiao Bei let out a long sigh. In order to round these things, Qiao Bei gritted his teeth and scattered a lot of money in his pocket, and this time when he paid the bill, there were really only a few gross tickets left in his pocket.
"Sigh what? I just called you along, you want to call a regular massage, why do you regret it this time? Wang Kun was in good spirits, and after mixing with Qiao Bei for such a time, he talked a lot.
"It's not because of that, I'm thinking about a philosophical question." Whenever this happens, Qiao Bei's face is always solemn.
"You're a vegetable seller, what kind of philosophy are you talking about."
"You can't say that, Brother Kun, didn't Lao Tzu write the Tao Te Ching while riding an ox? Why doesn't he ride a sweaty BMW? Or is it the Golden Horn Kirin? It turns out that philosophy is often rooted in the folk. ”
"Damn, it's still a set!"
"A must! You say, why are the girls who look like goblins hooked up with money? Or is it said that the more goblin you look, the more valuable you are? ”
"It's something like this!" Wang Kun thought about the big health care just now and laughed.
"No, I have to break this custom! Let truth, goodness and beauty reappear in the world! ”
"You've saved the planet!"
"It's been a long-cherished wish of mine!" Qiao Bei grinned and shouted, "Brother Kun, will you send me back to the police station?" My friend is still there. ”
"Done."
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