Chapter 450: The Monkey Sticks the Spring Festival Couplets Upside Down

Chapter 450 The monkey sticks the Spring Festival couplets upside down

"Then it's decided, I'll drive over tomorrow morning, and you can get ready." Er Mazi commanded.

"Uncle Guangxi, my family will call tomorrow, call me when you leave." Liu Junqi shouted at the back. The day before yesterday, my daughter-in-law was still shouting that the noodles were gone, just in time for the trip.

"Okay"

When he was about to arrive at the entrance of the village, Er Mazi patted his head and remembered that there was an important matter that he wanted to discuss. He hurriedly stopped everyone and said, "Everyone help sum up, I'm going to buy a tofu maker for the New Year, do you think there's a problem?" ”

"Make tofu and sell it to tourists......" Liu Junhao thought of his purpose.

"Well, I didn't come up with an idea because I saw that there are a lot of tourists who come to our village to buy New Year's goods now, what does Xiao Hao think, help my uncle for reference?"

In the past two years, more and more people in the city have come to Liujiagou to buy New Year's goods, and a considerable number of people are driving small pickup trucks to buy New Year's goods from several companies at a time.

From chicken, duck, fish to pork...... Especially pork, the pigs fed by the village this year are not sold in the town at all, and all of them are slaughtered at home. This is mainly due to the clenbuterol incident on TV some time ago, and it is not safe to buy meat in supermarkets outside. In order to eat safe meat, people have to drive over to buy it.

Moreover, the price of pork has skyrocketed this year, and now pork in the city has been sold for ten yuan a catty. Liujiagou only costs fifteen yuan a pound here, which is purely food feeding, which is worry-free and cheap.

Almost every tourist opens his mouth to buy dozens of catties, saying that he is piggybacking on relatives and neighbors in the city. There are too many tourists buying pork, and together with the consumption of the village, it is not enough to kill three pigs a day, and many of them who come late do not buy it.

In the end, those tourists simply called to book in advance, and then drove over to pick it up, and Liu Junhao answered no less than ten calls here.

In addition, there is grain, and this year's food problems have also emerged one after another, dyed steamed buns, poisoned rice, and ...... Most of the people who come to visit now buy food in the village.

In fact, this is the common psychology of the purchasing army who came to Liujiagou: "If you eat yourself, you must apply more organic fertilizer, less pesticides or even no pesticides." Livestock are not fed additives, clenbuterol, and it doesn't matter if the appearance is ugly or the yield is low. What is sold in supermarkets is different, to have a high yield, to look good, to apply chemical fertilizers and pesticides, and to use additives. This thing is not easy to eat. As for the guarantees of certain departments, to hell"

Seeing so many tourists coming to purchase, Er Mazi naturally didn't want to miss this business opportunity.

"I can't say for sure, if you make handmade tofu, you still have a head. If you buy a tofu machine, there are also this in the city. Liu Junhao thought for a while and replied.

"That's it, Guangxi, if you make handmade tofu, I will definitely be the first to support it. The tofu made on the street now is too fake, and it doesn't taste right. Liu Guangju also interjected.

"Making handmade tofu, you want me to be tired to death, how can I have so much energy." Er Mazi replied with a smile and tears.

Handmade tofu is not only time-consuming and laborious, but it is necessary to select soybeans two days in advance and soak them in warm water, wait for the beans to bulge up and take them to the stone mill to grind the soy milk, and then filter the tofu residue.

The milky white part left is the real soy milk, and then put it on the pot to make a fire, boil the raw soy milk, and then simmer it and put it in the brine point, and the tofu is basically made at this step.

Liujiagou used to have a tofu workshop, every month more than 20, every household to prepare tofu for the New Year to worship God.

Grinding tofu is definitely a hard job. The people who push and grind only wear sweat clothes in winter, and their whole bodies are sweating after a few laps. Liu Junhao was still young at that time, and he had not tasted the taste of grinding with his own hands, but he caught up with drinking soy milk and tofu brain.

Now that I think about it, the soy milk and tofu brain when I was a child were so delicious, and they can definitely be called pure natural green food.

The tofu is good to pick up and take home, and in addition to worshiping the gods, the adults will also crush some of the tofu, fry the tofu balls and fried tofu base, and wait for the guests to entertain them.

Later, the people in the village thought that it was troublesome to make tofu by themselves, so they bought it on the street when they needed it, and the tofu workshop slowly only existed in people's memories.

"Forget it," Er Mazi thought about it and felt that what everyone said made sense. If you use an electric mill to make tofu, it is no different from the one in the city, and it can't reflect the characteristics, so why should people buy a tofu and take it back for more than a hundred miles.

It's really handmade...... It's good to make a few at home, but it's not cost-effective to sell them at all.

"Why don't we organize a few people to make handmade tofu this year, and eat it yourself if you don't sell it, anyway, you have to use it in the village for the New Year," Liu Junhao had an idea when he was mentioned by Er Mazi.

"Count me in, my family also makes two handmade tofu this year." Liu Junqi immediately opened his mouth to sign up.

Make tofu, beat vermicelli, go to the street to do New Year's goods, to the twenties of the lunar month, most of the tourists who come to Liujiagou for the New Year arrive, and the whole village is completely lively.

Zhang Qian's parents and eldest brother's family only came over on the 27th, and her second brother and sister-in-law went back to their parents' house this year, but his family also sent Xiao Jianhui as a representative.

A group of people came just in time to catch up with the Spring Festival couplets.

"Twenty-eight, applique flowers" After eating, Zhang's father and they went to the street to catch the market, and Liu Junhao was pulled out by a few little guys to paste Spring Festival couplets.

In previous years, Liu Junhao also wrote a few banners such as "Go out to see joy", but this year he was lazy and trouble-free, and bought all the finished products.

He was leading Xiao Tongtong and others to paste couplets on the door, and Wukong, this guy, also joined in the fun, stealing the freshly cut couplets in the house while no one was paying attention, and then jumped up and down to paste some paste on the door.

When Liu Junhao returned to the house for the banner, he was dumbfounded, and the door of the living room had already been crookedly pasted. The two couplets are not the same at all, and one of them is still headed down.

Look up at the horizontal batch above - welcome the spring blessing, it is appropriate.

Turning his head again, the front of the chicken coop is pasted with "flocks of chickens and ducks", well, this is very correct, it is estimated that Mao Meng is right. The front of the kennel is posted with "Six Animals Prosperous", this is okay, it was originally prepared to be pasted in the stable, but why do you stick it head down.

Thinking of this, Liu Junhao turned around again to see what was posted in front of the stable. It's fun to see it, how did the good guy "go out and see joy" posted here.

Except for a "six animals are prosperous", the rest are not up to the mark, Liu Junhao can only take the trouble to get rid of and re-paste, but the tragedy found that this couplet has been pasted for a long time, and it has long been glued to the edge. Pull hard, and the couplet breaks.

Helpless, Liu Junhao had to call his daughter-in-law and ask her to bring a few more when she came back.

"How did you post it, you can't even post the couplets?" Zhang Qian was very surprised when she heard that her husband had pasted the couplet badly.

"Because...... So...... That's about it. After Liu Junhao finished explaining, he tried his best to shine a crispy chestnut on the monkey's head, so that this guy was still mischievous, and he posted it wrong once last year