Looking at the blink of an eye, the water seedling chicken flew away, Liu Junhao was only stunned for a while, and turned away helplessly, just eat it, anyway, these loach fish he raised are not ready to sell for money.

On the contrary, Professor Zhao couldn't stop sneering when he saw him eating turtles, as if he had won a game of chess.

But things are far from what Liu Junhao imagined, the next few days of the group of water rice chickens became even more intensified, the number expanded from the original dozen to fifty or sixty, what made him even more depressed was that he didn't know how to communicate with each other, and even the water duck green piles also landed in his yard.

This group of bird thieves is clever, every time Liu Junhao rushes to the backyard, they all fly away, but as soon as he arrives in the front yard, the water birds fly back again, and even the small skin puff does not work. This yard is used as a grain depot when eating a big pot of rice, and several wheat fields for drying grain are also built in the yard, so the yard is large enough, and it also gives this group of water birds room to maneuver, often the little skin runs to the east, and the group of water birds hula and falls on the west side, catches a few small fish and gets up and flies away.

If you come once a day, it would be enough, but this flock of waterfowl seems to treat his house as a free hotel, and they come several times a day, and there is a trend of more and more.

It's right to think about it, the yellow eel loaches in this ditch are dense, and the waterfowl can eat their fills without much effort, so why don't they come?

On the contrary, Professor Zhao vigorously praised the cleverness of these water birds, and fully comprehended the essence of the leader's guerrilla warfare, and they were particularly skillful in using the 16-character principle of "the enemy advances and retreats, the enemy is stationed and disturbs, the enemy is tired and I fight, and the enemy retreats and I pursue."

At first, Liu Junhao didn't care, wasn't it just a few water birds, how much they could eat, but seeing that the water birds were showing more and more trends, he couldn't sit still, no matter how many of his yellow eels went on, it was not enough for them to eat, especially those half-sized yellow eel seedlings, the green piles were effortless to eat, and they almost caught one when they flew down, and they could lose a few catties a day.

"Grandma's, lawless, look at how I clean up your ......" Seeing that the fruits of his labor were destroyed by this group of water birds, Liu Junhao was of course very depressed, he knew that if he didn't scare them away, he was afraid that most of the fish he raised would be lost in the future.

The tiger didn't threaten me when I was a sick cat, and he took out a bicycle chain from the house, and then unloaded the chains one by one, and he was going to make a chain ring gun.

This is a toy that I often played with when I was a child, at that time who had a chain ring gun, pinned to the waist, and walked sideways at school, not to mention how majestic it was, and at this time those classmates looked enviously, and treated the person with the chain ring gun as a small leader.

Liu Junhao also made one, I remember that in order to make the chain ring gun every time he went to the town to catch the market, of course, he was not to sell thirteen incense, but to go to the bicycle repair shop to help, the purpose was to get a few bicycle chains.

But the chain-ring gun didn't last long, and he was taken away by his math teacher after just two months of playing.

Although he hadn't done it in a few years, he could still remember the specific process, and it was decent to do it now.

A gun handle was made out of wire, a bolt and a trigger were made to attach the chain to the gun carriage, then the bolt was installed, and finally a rubber band was made, and a chain ring gun was ready.

He happily got a box of matches, "loaded" the red yarn on the head of the match, and then raised his hand to shoot at the poplar.

No sound? Liu Junhao was stunned for a moment, and checked it carefully, it seems that there are no parts missing, could it be that the matches are a little damp?

But the match head is very dry, with a pinch of the hand to become the end, I tried several times in a row, the chain ring gun did not sound, which made him puzzled, and finally Professor Zhao smiled and pointed out the reason, it turns out that the current matches are safety matches, and they will not ring at all.

Matches don't work, so use gunpowder, because of this he went to the town to buy a firecracker, and took out a bullet shell in the village and put it on a chain.

Put some gunpowder in the bullet casing, add some iron sand, and shoot at the poplar. Although he had already prepared to stuff the cotton, the sound still made his ears numb, and he didn't expect it to be so powerful.

The next thing is to squat and wait, Liu Junhao wrapped himself in a raincoat early and lay under the tree, watching the group of waterbirds fly close again, and immediately moved the trigger, and with a loud noise, the group of waterbirds were scared and flew away. However, there were two unlucky water rails that hit the iron sand and kept flapping their wings on the ground, but unfortunately they had been hit by the iron sand and could not fly. Xiaopi rushed up at this time and caught them.

As a result, new varieties of meat have been added to the table between the two, and the braised water rice rooster is quite delicious to eat, and even Professor Zhao, who has always said that the water rice rooster is a protected animal, was full of praise, and even took the initiative to hit it twice with a chain ring gun.

It's a pity that the good times didn't last long, and these waterfowl also knew that Liu Junhao's yard was quite dangerous, and after being hunted a few times, they never came to the yard again, and the good life of the two ended here.

When the weather was hot, Liu Laosan led a matchmaker to come to the door, saying that he wanted to tell Liu Junhao a daughter-in-law.

Liu Junhao resigned again and again at first, saying that he was still young, but Liu Laosan and the matchmaker persuaded him again and again, saying that he was half a year old, and some children of a young man of his age could walk, and there were no old people at home, so he didn't worry about it now, and it would be difficult to find a daughter-in-law when he became an older young man at the age of thirty.

In the end, Professor Zhao also persuaded him, which made him nod his head and agree.

The meeting place was in a restaurant in the town, Liu Junhao got up early to wash his face, brush his teeth and wash his hair, and cleaned himself up. Because there are always elders to accompany him when they meet for the first time, Old Man Liu died early, so he had no elders to let Professor Zhao pretend.

The matchmaker has already introduced the other party's situation, the same age as Liu Junhao, she looks good, has a melon seed face, a big buttocks, and is a woman who can give birth at a glance, and the matchmaker also emphasized that the woman is a blessed person.

Originally, Liu Junhao was quite expectant about this meeting, but who knew that as soon as they met, he scolded the eighteenth generation of the matchmaker's ancestors: melon seed face? Watermelon seed!

Big butt and can give birth? The butt is indeed big, but the body frame is also big, Liu Junhao is only one hundred and fifty pounds so strong, and the girl is estimated to be one hundred and eighteen.

No wonder the matchmaker repeatedly emphasized that the woman was a blessed person, could she be blessed if she was so fat?

The result of this blind date was that he didn't stay in the hotel for half an hour and hurriedly pulled Professor Zhao out, who knew that as soon as he arrived in the village, he saw Liu Laosan staring at the gate of his house.

"Xiao Hao, how is the kiss, that girl still likes it, the water spirit is the water spirit...... Hey, don't go so fast, I'm not done yet. What happened to him? Liu Laosan looked at Professor Zhao who was following behind with some puzzlement, and Professor Zhao led Liu Laosan into the courtyard with a smile.

"I said third uncle, are you dizzy, where did you see that girl is a melon seed face?" Liu Junhao glared at him angrily.

"This ...... Fat is a little fatter, but fat people are blessed, not to mention that the butt is so big, can give birth, if you marry home, I guarantee that you will hold a fat boy next year. Liu Laosan is full of words.

"Third uncle, if you say this again, I'm going to send off guests"

"Don't, don't, your third uncle, can't I eat your few catties of pork?" Daqingshan's rules, once the matchmaker is combined, you have to cut a few catties of pork for the matchmaker, "Your third uncle and I have other things......"

Liu Laosan saw that he was about to bombard himself, and hurriedly said the matter: "Xiao Hao, the changes in our village this year are really big, since this group of people from the city came, life has been getting better and better." I can see your third uncle, I'm afraid it's not okay to just plant the land and dig in the soil, I'm thinking about raising more yellow eels, do you think it's okay? This can be regarded as a cash crop, and you can also have a few more living money in your hands. ”

Rural people are very quick to accept new things, and under the influence of foreign tourists, their concepts have changed, and even new terms have emerged in their mouths, although this cash crop is not used appropriately, but it is also a gratifying change.

"Third uncle, it's not that I don't want to help, you can see it clearly, my yellow eel is raised like this, there is really no trick, if you have any questions, you should ask Uncle Zhao, he is an expert from the provincial capital." He was scared by the villagers these days, and as soon as he arrived in the village, he was chased by people to ask about the experience of raising yellow eel, and he was asked to see what was wrong with the yellow eel, and even people from the nearby village came to ask for experience, as if he was regarded as an aquatic expert.

This made Liu Junhao quite helpless, he knew how deep his water was, and if he didn't have that strange stone lock, he would be nothing.