"Odin !!"

An angry roar interrupted the discussion between Odin and the ministers, and then the door of the main hall was slammed open, and the two guards guarding the door slid in close to the ground.

Brother Hammer followed indignantly, regardless of the occasion, pointing at his own father and scolding: "Odin, you are not only an old fool, but also an old fool with no conscience!" ”

"Presumptuous!" Odin blew his beard angrily and glared, and slammed Gungnir and roared: "Who gave you the courage to call me by my name, don't forget, I am not only your father, but also the king of Asgard!" ”

Brother Hammer roared back in a louder voice: "You are not worthy of being a father, let alone a king!" Your desires make me sick, and your affection chills my heart! Odin, I won't agree! Even if you stripped me of my divine power once more and exiled me again, I would never agree to it! ”

Odin was stunned: "What the hell are you talking about?" What do you disagree with? ”

Brother Hammer couldn't do it, and regardless of the presence of outsiders, he asked bluntly: "Are you going to marry the princess of Lothric?" ”

As soon as these words came out, there was an uproar, and the ministers turned their heads to each other, looking at Odin with envy, jealousy, and contempt in their eyes.

You're all old, it's not good to drink wolfberries to maintain your health, why do you have to compete for resources with us young people, you make a face!

Odin was so angry that he almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and said angrily: "When did I say that I was going to marry Princess Lothric?" ”

"Still dead and still don't admit it?" Brother Hammer asked loudly, "Do you dare to swear in the name of Grandpa, didn't you say to Princess Lothric that you want her to be Princess of Asgard?" ”

I said it, but I'm saying it for you, little bunny!

Odin suddenly found that he had made a serious mistake, he saw Brother Hammer as the king of Asgard, but no one else did, and now the king of Asgard is him, so the princess is naturally his princess.

Uncle Ao's face turned a little pale, and he said with a weak heart: "There is something hidden here, I will explain it to you later." ”

"Behold, everyone, our great King has confessed!" Without waiting for his father to finish speaking, Brother Hammer began to shout loudly, and he also took the mass line very smartly. "He can marry the princess of another country today, and he can marry your wife and daughter tomorrow! Ladies and gentlemen, can you endure such humiliation? ”

A minister raised his hand weakly: "Your Highness, I don't have a family, I only have an old mother who is more than eight thousand years old." ”

Thor pointed at the other party and said sincerely: "Then we may be brothers in the future, big brother." ”

Big your brother-in-law, Lao Tzu's taste is not so heavy! No, Lao Tzu will not forcibly marry other people's wives and daughters!

Odin's hands trembled. scolded in his heart: This little bastard is usually stupid, how can he be so smart when he scares his father, and he knows how to mobilize the masses. Say, are you Mordred or Lu Bu!

"Enough, stop messing around, get out of my way immediately!"

"If you don't make things clear today, no one will want to leave!" Brother Hammer admits death and exclaims: "If you marry the princess of Lothric, the queen mother will not spare you!" ”

At home, your mother is a good leader, but you also save me some face in front of outsiders. Odin was also furious: "Frigga has agreed!" ”

"What?" Brother Hammer was shocked, and then waved his hand and said firmly: "Impossible, it must be that you used despicable means to force the queen mother to submit!" ”

Do you care what I do to my daughter-in-law? Besides, Lao Tzu has no means!

If it was father and son, Odin would definitely tell Brother Hammer the truth. But there are still a bunch of ministers standing here, and when Odin admits that he made a slip of the tongue, he is a little embarrassed.

He is the King of Asgard, the most powerful warrior in the Nine Realms, the wisest elder, and the embodiment of Wei Zhengguang. How can it be me who is wrong, it must be the world!

(World: Small Meaning)

Gungnir swept away from Odin's hand, and a beam of light struck Hammer's feet, scorching the ground.

"Stop messing around." Odin really didn't want to continue this farce, and said sharply: "Thor, in the name of the king, get out of my palace immediately!" ”

Brother Hammer looked at Odin, and Odin looked at Brother Hammer. The old man thought that his stupid son would obediently retreat as usual, but he didn't expect Brother Hammer to take a deep breath, puff up his chest and say, "I want to challenge you!" ”

"What?!" Odin almost didn't come up in one breath, and the ministers next to him were also surprised.

"I said, I'm going to challenge you,!" Brother Hammer said loudly: "You once told me that the king should be the existence that guides the people, and is the example, model and goal of the people. But what you have done today is absurd and foolish, and you are no longer worthy of being king, so I will put an end to this reign and remove you with my own hands! ”

Odin was relieved and angry. Glad is that Brother Hammer has finally learned to think from the perspective of the country, and he is angry that Lao Tzu arranged a bunch of trials and didn't see you enlightened, but as a result, you actually wanted to oppose Lao Tzu for the sake of a woman!

Should Lao Tzu beat you, beat you, or beat you?

Odin struggled in pain for a quarter of a second, but decided to beat the kid up.

Hey, you don't hesitate at all!

Odin put one hand on his hands, took off his cloak, put down Gungnir, and said loudly: "Rebel, I accept your challenge!" Today I will let you understand what it means that an old dog also has a few teeth! ”

In Asgardian culture, although the dog is an animal, it contains the meaning of loyalty and heroism, and Odin's metaphor is rude but also heroic, which attracts the praise of the ministers.

Brother Hammer tore off his sleeves, revealing a pair of muscular arms, and said with high morale: "I have heard a saying in the world, that newborn calves are not afraid of tigers, come on!" ”

The ox is a symbol of humility and integrity in Asgardian culture, and it is clear that Brother Hammer is hinting at his possession, which makes the ministers applaud constantly.

A cluster of sparks appeared in the eyes of both father and son, and then they rushed forward at the same time and slammed into each other!

The ministers magically took out their drinks and began to cheer the two of them on with shouts.

Odin and Hammer wrapped their arms around each other and pressed each other on the shoulders. The old man said proudly: "Little calf, is that all you have to do?" ”

Brother Hammer: "I haven't made a force yet...... Oops! ”

Before he finished his sentence, Odin hit the bridge of his nose with a headbutt, and laughed: "Boy, teach you to be good, don't follow the rhythm of your opponent, even if you fight, you have to have your own thoughts!" …… Oh! ”

Odin didn't finish a word, and was kicked between his legs by Brother Hammer.

Brother Hammer wiped his nosebleed and said, "Thanks for the reminder, how did I learn?" ”

Odin stood up with his knees between his knees and exclaimed angrily, "I don't remember teaching you to be such a despicable person with such a degrading move!" ”

Brother Hammer also called: "Am I despicable? That's 10,000 times better than this unsympathetic old fool! ”

"Stinky boy!"

"Old fool!"

The father and son scuffled again.

The ministers sang and danced, and the beauty was the same as the New Year.

Brother Hammer relied on his youth and strength to knock Odin down at once, and there were two eye-sealing hammers with a bang. Odin was furious, and overturned Brother Hammer hard, and with a turn of his arm, he clamped Brother Hammer's neck under his armpit, and slammed it into Brother Hammer's face, while shouting indignantly: "Even Lao Tzu dares to fight, he has a long ability, right, today I will let you know who is the king of Asgard!" ”

Poor Brother Hammer was beaten with a bloody face, and the ministers cheered and applauded, singing and dancing to stir up the atmosphere. At this moment, the firefighter walked in.

"Your Majesty, I have carefully considered your suggestion and finally decided to refuse, I hope you will be considerate and not affect the ...... between the two countries Relationship. ”

The firefighter stopped halfway through speaking, because Odin and Brother Hammer were hugging each other, looking at her breathlessly with a bloody face.

What's going on, the Asgardian coup? But what's the deal with the pile of empty wine bottles and peanut shells next to it?

"Uh...... Excuse me, you go on, go on. ”

The fireproof girl wanted to slip away, but Frigga came over with a team of maids with a frosty face, and squeezed the fireproof girl back.

"Stand down!"

Frigga gave an order, and the ministers didn't dare to make a sound, and slipped out of the corner one by one. The fireproof girl also wanted to leave, but Frigga said again: "Your Royal Highness Princess, please stay!" ”

The fireproof woman had no choice but to stand up honestly.

"Tell me, what's going on?" Frigga asked with a frown.

Odin and Brother Hammer glanced at each other, snorted at the same time, and did not speak.

Frigga had a great headache, and simply turned the muzzle: "Fire girl, you say!" ”

"I don't know!" The fireproof girl was startled, and said aggrievedly: "As soon as I came in, I saw His Royal Highness Odin beating Thor......"

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Yesterday I fell asleep looking at my phone.