The whole planet is crazy.

From ordinary people to high-ranking government officials, they are caught in a kind of uneasiness about gains and losses.

Extraterrestrial trials?

I don't dare to write like that!

Think about 2012, when the United States was blocked in the toilet and beaten by the Zetari; Look at the present, in 2013, the dark elves invaded Europe without knowing it, and the most advanced radar is not even as good as a satellite TV receiver in front of people's stealth devices, after all, the latter can really receive satellite TV.

In the inherent impression of earthlings, aliens can hit the earth whenever they want, they are fathers, they are existences that need to kneel and lick, and there are even a handful of "human rapists", who look forward to alien fathers to liberate the earth every day.

But now it is even said that the aliens will be tried, and they will be made to pay for the illegal invasion of the earth? Isn't this nonsense? Even if they really invade, it must be something we did wrong, so we should honestly self-examine, apologize, and then respectfully send the foreign adults home!

Whatever the reason, there is a lot of clamor in public opinion about the release of Malekis, and even a few legal experts have come forward to play against the government, claiming that the law of earthlings cannot be used to convict aliens, and that this trial is completely an ignorant "lynching", a great retrogression in the construction of the legal system, and an act of extreme contempt for human rights.

But when this was said, the British people and the American people were not happy. It's not you who was beaten, what beautiful words do you say! The Zetarians suffered numerous casualties when they invaded, and the people of New York were alien slaves for a month. Although the people of London were better, Greenwich was devastated, the economic and academic losses were severe, and tens of thousands of people were left homeless. The most important thing is that thanks to the dark elves, Britain had to sign a lend-lease agreement with Lothric and hand over Greenwich to others, which made the proud British nobles how could they accept that they had always cut other people's land, when would it be someone else's turn to cut their own land?

This nameless evil fire naturally fell on the head of Malekith, and punished severely! It must be punished severely! Otherwise, where will I put my face when the sun never sets?

So the people were divided into two, and Britain and the United States united to quarrel with the release faction on the Internet, they were either spraying people, or spraying people on the way. If you lose the quarrel, you will inevitably smash a keyboard to vent your anger, and if you win the quarrel, you will have to smash a keyboard to celebrate!

In such a situation, the sales of keyboards have risen by 20%, which can make keyboard manufacturers happy, and even increase investment in scientific research, and strive to make a better smash, smash more, louder sound, disintegrate more completely, and do not hurt the hands of the new generation of keyboards!

Keyboard: I'm just an input device!

In short, the people are noisy, but the high-level officials of various countries are very calm. They secretly held an online meeting, and also pulled in the social account of the fireproof woman who was in retreat through special means.

"You've entered the chat room."

Hearing the prompt sound of the mobile phone, the fire prevention girl curiously unlocked the mobile phone, and the eyes were the avatars of a series of national leaders such as Okuroko, the queen's grandmother, ***, etc., and couldn't help but be startled.

Wow, could it be that the golden finger I crossed has arrived?

But everyone else's is a Xiuzhen chat group, a villain chat group, why do you leave me here to become a leader chat group?

This group of war scumbags has an egg!

The fireproof girl was still pondering the possibility of returning, and Okuroko spoke.

He asked with a shy face: "Your Majesty, you give it to us Di'er, we really want to judge Malekis?" ”

Knock, I know that Malekith, it turned out to be the Okuhezi of my world, and this is an ordinary chat group. Really, I thought the plug-in had arrived, and I was happy in vain.

The fireproof woman glanced at Okuroko, and said angrily: "Of course the trial, didn't you say it before, in order to reflect the mind of the earthlings and demonstrate the fairness of this trial, should all countries send someone to serve as a member of the jury?" What, you guys regret it? ”

"It's not that I regret it." Okuroko scratched his head and said with a sneer: "I just hope it doesn't cause unnecessary misunderstandings." ”

"Misunderstanding, what misunderstanding?" The fireproof woman wondered for a while.

"That's it, it's ......" Okuhezi couldn't speak, and the *** on the side was impatient, grabbed the microphone and said: "Your Majesty, there is no problem in judging Malekis, but what about after that?" Peace on earth is not easy to come by, and we must be cautious! ”

Afterwards?

The fireproof woman was stunned for a moment, thought for a while, and suddenly understood.

Speaking of which, these guys just want to peek at the widow taking a bath, and they want not to be bitten by dogs, so they are bent on prostitution!

"Dare you to love you because you're afraid of the dark elves' retaliation!" The fire prevention girl ruthlessly exposed the thoughts of the big guys.

There was a cough in the chat room.

"We are professional and we will not be afraid." The empress's grandmother came out to play a round: "But we are also the leaders of a country, we must be responsible for all the people, we must consider the consequences of the trial, and we must not act rashly." ”

There was another nod in the chat.

Okay, you have so many mouths, I only have two, you can say whatever you want.

The fire girl thought for a moment and asked, "If there is no revenge, will you agree to this trial?" ”

The bigwigs looked at each other and nodded at the same time.

Who is the biggest victim of the alien invasion? It's not ordinary people, it's this group of leaders.

The chat room is full of fireproof female peers, so there is no need to hide it. The alien invasion is successful, and ordinary people are still leeks, but the leaders are different, and they will definitely be pulled out to make an example of the monkeys. This is going to die, do you think this group of peers can not hate aliens? If there is a list of alien hatred, then the top few must be the leaders of various countries who did not run.

So when I asked them if they supported the trial, they must have supported it from the bottom of their hearts. But they are afraid of the revenge of the dark elves, after all, aliens, in the movie, they are all the existence of the great demon king of the world, and they are also frightened.

It's not about wisdom, it's about vision. To put it bluntly, the earth is just a level 0 civilization that has not even come out of the earth-moon circle, and no one has a bottom in their hearts when they suddenly start to deal with cosmic problems, so they can only cross the river by feeling the stones.

As soon as everyone nodded, the fire girl smiled: "Since everyone agrees, then the trial will go on as scheduled." ”

Okuko hesitated, "But what about the dark elves?" ”

The fireproof girl sent a picture, which is a photo of the defeat of the dark elves by the Luoa coalition army, the old man Odin on it has gold armor and silver spears, and a big pit at his feet, which is densely packed with dark elf corpses, and the people who watch it have a chill down their spines.

The Greek leader exclaimed: "Oh my God, is this the underworld?" This old man is Hades, the king of Hades? ”

"That's Odin, the god-king!" The fire girl said angrily: "Believe it or not, your words can cause a diplomatic incident!" ”

The Greek leader looked embarrassed, while the Norwegian leader looked at Odin as if he were his own father.

Born in the KGB and with extremely high military literacy, he saw the key at a glance: "Those pits are dark elves?" Asgard launched an attack on the Dark Elves? ”

The Firefighter nodded: "Strictly speaking, it was the alliance of Lothric and Asgard that launched an attack on the dark elves and successfully eliminated this cosmic terrorist organization. ”

Terrorist groups?

This word is familiar with Okuroko, and the United States didn't use these four words to make trouble.

But at most, they are engaged in international terrorist organizations, what does it mean to be a cosmic terrorist organization?

The firefighter shrugged: "The dark elves are trying to extinguish the sun, which will wipe out nearly 99% of the creatures in the entire universe, can make such an evil move, make such a brutal plan, if the dark elves are not a terrorist organization, then what is?" ”

According to you, they are indeed a terrorist organization and have not escaped. But none of the people present cared if the dark elves were a terrorist organization or not, they cared if they would be retaliated against.

The firefighter woman nodded to the photo and said, "Retaliation? Impossible. ”

"Why do you say that?" he asked. ”

The firefighter smiled: "Because the Luoa coalition army does not want to take prisoners. ”

As soon as these words came out, everyone was shocked, and Okuroko's eyes widened and asked, "What do you mean?" ”

"Cherish Marekis, he's the last dark elf in the universe."

After gasping for a while, all the bigwigs present grinned and laughed.

The last dark elf? Of course, you should cherish it. If you don't squeeze out his political value, you must not let go!

"Looks like you get it?" The firefighter asked.

Everyone rubbed their hands: "Understood, understood." ”

"It's good to get it." The fire prevention girl began to be the shopkeeper: "I still have something to do, the trial will be arranged by you, I don't care how to convict and how to judge, but Lothric must have the final right to execute." ”

Although there has not yet been a trial, many bigwigs know that Malekith will not escape death in the end, and they don't understand why Lotric has to carry out the execution, and they think that the fire girl is to give an explanation to the fallen soldiers. Thinking that she was the biggest contributor to this incident, everyone was embarrassed to refuse, and began to compete for the remaining positions.

After a war of words, Britain, as the unyielding representative of the intelligent beings of the universe, won the prosecutor and the prosecution lawyer, the United States won the presiding judge, France won the defense lawyer, Russia provided the table, chair, bench and trial venue, and China once again won the broadcast rights.

After several tosses, the first case in human history against alien invasion has been opened as scheduled!