Chapter 289: I'm Joking, Brother (Ask for Subscription)

Hanyu and Tsunade's scouting activities did not really spread to the surrounding countries of the Fire Country, and only concentrated in the triangle between the three kingdoms of Fire, Earth, and Wind.

It can be seen that after completing the reconnaissance of these places, there is no need to run away from other areas - just through the observation of this corner of the world, some not-so-good conclusions can be summarized.

From the Land of Rain to the Land of Fire, although the difference between them cannot be said to be like a world apart, the Land of Fire and the Land of Rain are indeed two worlds...... The country of rain is in dire straits, and the country of fire is in dire straits, and the country of fire is peaceful and peaceful.

"Hanyu ......"

When Hanyu and Tsunade returned to Konoha and entered the Konoha Gate, Tsunade seemed to suddenly feel a little timid...... Although she is the kind of person who can mess around with the three generations of Hokage, she has to be reasonable in everything, it was indeed a mistake for her to leave Konoha without saying goodbye before, so she is likely to face criticism from the three generations of Hokage next.

Criticism and even punishment are not particularly terrible, what is terrible is that the three generations of Hokage will nagging and tirelessly reasoning. After all, when it comes to the education of his disciples, the three generations of Hokage are exceptionally patient.

Therefore, there is even a little coquettish in her tone, which is not particularly strange.

"Okay, I understand, the three generations of Hokage can just let me do the mission report, you can just withdraw home, anyway, the things I reported can be regarded as important information, I believe that the village will be busy for a while in the future.

Once the energy of the three generations of Hokage is focused on those things, there will be no time to bother with your problems. Hanyu said.

This made Tsunade breathe a sigh of relief, anyway, it would be best if he didn't have to face the third generation Hokage now.

So, the two "went their separate ways".

"Tsunade."

And just as Tsunade was about to turn away, Hanyu suddenly stopped her.

"Thinking about cutting off your hair, although there is nothing wrong with a single ponytail, it looks a little childish."

"Huh?"

Obviously, a single ponytail is a charmpoint, right?

Everyone's appreciation and liking are different, some people have short hair, and some people have long hair, which is extremely normal and understandable.

However, there is a kind of person who cannot be understood and not forgiven...... That's the kind of person who defected from the long-haired camp to the short-haired camp.

Phew, x-tail x new, feather xx

…………

Hanyu then went to the office of the three Hokage and reported the results of this long-term reconnaissance mission to the top officials of the village.

Small countries such as the Land of Rain and the Land of Rivers are poor and weak, and their situation is so bad that they have not even come out of the haze of the last ninja war, but countries like the Land of Wind have once again shown their intentions for neighboring countries, and are even considering strategies for instigating new wars.

However, the blitzkrieg annihilation war of the big countries against the surrounding small countries is only theoretically possible, because the whole world is "pulling a trigger and moving the whole body", and those small countries exist in the cracks of the big countries, you don't move, I don't move, so we are okay with each other, but do you want to take it?

Do I agree?

The world is already limited, and the slightest flame can cause another world war.

The information Hanyu got during this mission was not the kind of specific and subtle absolutely secret thing, after all, he didn't infiltrate any of the Great Ninja Villages, and all he got was the overall situation.

It was something that everyone had guessed beforehand, but he had been confirmed.

After he reported to the three Hokages what he had seen and heard on the trip, and focused on the conversation between Chiyo Sunakurin and the Daimyo that he and Tsunade had heard at Daimyo Castle in the Land of Wind, the three Hokage fell silent for a long time.

He opened the drawer under his desk, picked out a pitch-black pipe, and then expertly stuffed it with tobacco, lit it, and then picked up the cigarette holder...... Speaking of which, in Hanyu's impression, the third generation Hokage is indeed an old smoker, so now he may be walking on the road to the old smoker.

However, smoking should not be a good habit for ninjas, it can at least damage the function of the lungs, and at the same time cause the blood to be greatly reduced in the efficiency of oxygen delivery - ninjas have to fight on their own body, whether it is vigorous anaerobic exercise or long-lasting aerobic exercise, they should refuse to mix nicotine.

But it's just a matter of personal habits, and Hanyu can only complain secretly, but he won't persuade anything.

"The expansion of the Wind Nation is rooted in its geographical factors, and it seems that going to war is an inevitable result, but what I didn't expect is that the war will come so quickly, and everyone has just barely healed the pain caused by the last war." After a while, the three generations of Hokage said this.

The Land of the Wind and the Sand Hidden have their own internal mechanisms that require national expansion, but this kind of expansion will never be allowed by other powers, and such contradictions are irreconcilable.

Unless the Land of the Wind can master advanced production technology, it can really raise sand fish and grow sand rice in the desert.

"Hokage-sama, it's not that fast." Hanyu corrected the three Hokage's statements in this way, as if the other party was saying that the ninja war would start tomorrow.

"It won't be too slow, since the Chiyo of the Sand Hidden will specifically communicate with the Daimyo of the Land of the Wind about such a thing, then how long do you think they can withstand it?

In the final analysis, I must be lenient and prepared for a rainy day, otherwise if I am caught off guard by any situation, I will be in chaos and will be tantamount to self-destruction...... The Hokage is a position on thin ice, and I have to be in the thick of things. The third Hokage said that for him, the things that will happen in the next three or five years are things that must be planned for now.

But Hanyu is a little unsure of what to say, "walking on thin ice"? This statement should start with you, the third generation, the second generation aside, with the brain and style of the first generation, will he write any of the four words "walking on thin ice"?

"So, even Hokage-sama can't find a way to avoid war?"

“…… If you have that method, then from now on you will be the fourth generation. The third Hokage glanced at Hanyu, and then retorted with him so directly.

Hanyu: "......"

Well, he has a fart method, so the position of the fourth generation of the purpose, thank you for not being sensitive.

"But in any case, even if war is inevitable, equivalent to the previous era when war was protracted, the world has made progress after all. At least people have a respite from war to war, and if this opportunity can be extended as long as possible, one day permanent peace will come. ”

The three generations of Hokage said this again, but did he comfort himself with his words, or did he comfort Hanyu?

Peace is a short truce between wars, and there is nothing wrong with the statement of the three generations of Hokage, but the question is what is the specific way to extend it?

No one can give a 100% correct answer.

This era is indeed more advanced than the previous era, and the skirmishes of the war-torn era have been prolonged, and in the Ninja Village era, everyone can concentrate their forces for a large-scale duel every few years...... It now appears that this progress has been equivalent to the transformation of one death a day into 360 deaths at a time by the end of the year.

Well, isn't it just progress, at least it can be packed and cremated, which greatly improves the energy efficiency of the crematorium.

Without the constant chaos, the lives of the civilians of the great powers may have improved even more, but the lives of ninjas were still accompanied by blood and battles.

The topic was a bit too heavy, and there was no need for the three Hokage to discuss Konoha with Hanyu about his future plans and plans, so after a moment of silence, he turned the conversation to something more personal.

"Then again...... What the hell is going on with you and Tsunade? Why did she suddenly follow you out of the village without a sound?

I don't have much to say about you young people, but the rules of ninjas always have to be followed, and you have to be careful. ”

Wait a minute, this sounds a bit problematic, how come in the Hokage's mouth, Hanyu has become the initiator of the matter?

Abducting a girl, this is a very serious accusation, and if you are not careful, Hanyu will die socially.

"Ahem, Hokage-sama, a few years ago, Sanshino-sensei was still there, and the Senju clan was still there, I think in the case of Mishino-sensei, although she is also emotionally attached to Tsunade, and will teach her a lot of things, but in terms of ninja education, I don't think Sanshino-sensei has the right to educate Tsunade."

Mishino is not a ninja, and Tsunade at that time was the heir of the Senju clan, and the "new hope" of the Senju clan after Mishino, a "useless person", so Hanyu felt that Mishino did not have much say in Tsunade's ninja knowledge education, even if she was Tsunade's mother.

This is a completely different situation from Hanyu being able to become a disciple of Mishino, Hanyu is just an outsider, and he is not comparable to Tsunade in terms of background.

"What do you want to say?"

"I mean, since the third generation of Hokage is Tsunade's teacher, he naturally has devoted countless efforts to her, so there must be nothing wrong with saying that "a teacher is like a father". ”

These words made the three generations of Hokage nod their heads again and again, and take care of the three mischievous bear children to adulthood, who can know how difficult it is...... I didn't think that Hanyu would also become a bosom friend.

But only to listen to this "bosom friend" continued, "So since the three generations are like fathers, then ...... I guess you're very glad to be able to hold a grandson in advance, right? ”

“……”

, what do you mean?

The three generations of Hokage's little hands shook, his mouth trembled, and the pipe in his hand was unstable and fell upside down on a stack of papers on his desk, and the small flames then burst out.

The Hokage subconsciously reached out to extinguish the fire, but in a hurry, he poked his fingers into the pipe, and the sound of a clattering sound came out instantly...... For many years, Ape Fei Sun Chop has never been so in a hurry.

There was no way, he couldn't let the Hokage's office be set on fire, Hanyu could only step forward and help extinguish the fire, while saying helplessly, "Hokage-sama, I'm just kidding, why are you so excited?" ”

How did the Hokage get Parkinson's at such a young age?

"Jokes? Which sentence to start with? ”

Look, does this have to be combined with Alzheimer's?

What about the danger that is good?

Or maybe the Hokage really changed someone, right?

(End of chapter)