Chapter 446: No fighting, no trouble, no fun
Chapter 446: No fighting, no trouble, no excitement
"Blind cat touching a dead mouse?" Some tourists understood a few points and asked in disbelief. In his opinion, this so-called sliding rod hook is no different from Jiang Taigong's fishing, unless the fish is dizzy, it is impossible to hit it upward.
"It's a time to witness a miracle below...... "Liu Qihua shouted.
I saw Liu Wuye's slightly closed eyes suddenly opened, his hands pressed down hard, and the bamboo pole was thrown up, and a silver carp weighing more than three catties was thrown onto the ice.
"I don't believe it...... It's really good" The tourist could only change his words halfway through his words.
"Xiao Hao, how does the old man know that there are fish on the bamboo pole?" Dr. Wang leaned over and asked, he was also curious.
"If you don't call it a trick, this sliding rod hook is not affordable for ordinary people, it depends on feeling. If you haven't caught a fish in the water for thirty or forty years, you are basically blind. Liu Junhao replied with a smile. He had heard his grandfather talk about the principle of the sliding rod hook, but he only knew a rough idea. Liu Wuye is known as a strange person in Daqingshan, and there are few unique skills under his hands, how dare he take on this title.
It is said that one winter, the town organized people to repair the river embankment in Liujiagou, and the laborers of ten miles and eight villages came to help, and the lunch was sent to Liujiagou. At that time, there were no vegetables to eat in winter, so the village had to ask Liu Wuye to chisel ice and catch fish as vegetables. This old man is not ambiguous, he caught hundreds of catties of fish with a sliding rod hook in the morning, and at noon the team boiled a few large pots of fish soup, and the laborers who ate it were full of praise.
While speaking, Liu Wuye threw another carp up. In less than two hours, he caught nearly fifty catties of fish, which was enough for Zhao Guangming's family.
When the old man stopped, interested tourists stepped forward to brush the sliding rod hook, but unfortunately they were busy for a long time and didn't even catch a single fish hair.
After catching the fish, Liu Junhao beckoned everyone to put the ice back again. Then some straw was placed on top of it, and a prominent sign was erected next to it.
This is mainly to prevent someone from accidentally falling into the ice hole while skating on the weir pond.
Because the tributaries of the mountain stream pass through the weir pond, this water is also considered living water, and the climate has warmed in recent years, the ice in the weir pond has been very thin in winter, and people dare not stand at all. This year is different, the ice is thick enough to bear the weight of people. The pond is now a natural skating rink, and many tourists skate on it every day. The bear children in the village were even more idle, and they all came to play spinning tops after eating.
Liu Junhao was just about to go home and catch a few roosters and send them to Zhao Guangming the next day, but he was pulled by Liu Guangju and asked: "Xiaohao, is your big plow still there?" ”
"Big plowshare, what are you looking for this thing for, I threw it under the stove as firewood eight hundred years ago." He asked rhetorically, puzzled.
"I knew that your bear child was 'selling Ye Tian and not hurting'. Am I not going to clear the snow from the road...... Yesterday, I received a call from the town, saying that it would take a few days for the county's snow plow to reach the town, and it is estimated that it will not help us shovel snow in Liujiagou.
I'm going to have one person from each family clear the snow and open up the road to the town so that people can go to the streets and go to the market. Otherwise, if this day goes on, people will not even have salt to eat. ”
Liu Guangju's last words are not an exaggeration, the mountains have been covered by heavy snow for more than half a month, and the people of Liujiagou have lived an isolated life, if it weren't for the TV and computer to be entertained, I really don't know how boring it would be.
It is a good thing that the village wants to clear the snow, and Liu Junhao was the first to raise his hand in favor. When the road is completed, you can ride an electric car on the street.
In fact, many tourists who want to come to Liujiagou are also paying attention to the opening of the highway, and some people also deliberately left a message to Liu Junhao on QQ, asking them to sprinkle industrial salt into the snow to melt the snow. That's a good suggestion, but unfortunately it doesn't take into account the actual situation. There are no big factories in the town, so where to find industrial salt. If you use your own salt, I am afraid that you will have to sprinkle dozens of tons on this more than ten miles, and you can't afford to use it at all.
"Now if you look for a big plowshare, it is estimated that the whole village will not be able to find it" Liu Wuye, who was resting on the side, interjected, "It hasn't snowed heavily for many years, who still cleans up this thing." ”
The large ploughshare is a kind of snow shoveling tool in the countryside, which is very similar to the iron triangle plough used for ploughing, but it is made of wood and is generally ten centimeters long. When it is used, it is pulled by two animals, and the plow is just right to push the snow to both sides of the road, which is very convenient for clearing the snow.
"Then what should I do, I can't let everyone take a wooden shovel." Liu Guangju was out of luck for a while.
"It's not difficult for us to do it again, the key is that the snow is so deep that the livestock probably can't do it."
"You can pull it in front with your hands," Liu Wuye just threw out the problem, and someone immediately interfaced.
Everyone stood by the weir pond and gossiped, which was to determine the matter of snow removal tomorrow.
Seeing that it was almost time to make lunch, Liu Junhao picked up the fish and returned home. As soon as I entered the house, I saw my daughter-in-law and Wang Fang holding a few little leopard cubs to take pictures, and one of the little guys smelled Liu Junhao's scent, and immediately rushed over, opening his small mouth and biting his trouser leg.
"How did you get the leopard cub down, and the grass leopard didn't react?" Liu Junhao stretched out his hand to pick up the little guy and asked strangely. The littering grass leopard is quite fierce, and when a stranger approaches the nest, it immediately whines in warning.
The two of them are acquaintances, but they are also cautious when approaching the leopard cub on their own initiative.
"Which one we are holding, these little guys automatically fell down the stairs, and the mother clouded leopard went out to find food." Zhang Qian said and stuffed the camera into her husband's hand and asked him to help take a photo of Wang Fang and herself.
A few little guys didn't look like they were alive in the house, and they kept sucking and sniffing everywhere.
"I really envy you, there are so many cute animals in the yard, and even the clouded leopard is about to become domesticated, how did you do it?" Wang Fang looked at the little guy with a cute face, and wanted to feed one herself, but she knew that it was unlikely, after all, this thing was not a cat or a puppy.
"No, it's just a normal heart. In fact, animal instincts are very keen, they know whether humans are hostile or not, and they are very obedient......" Zhang Qianzheng was modest, and before she finished speaking, she suddenly screamed, grabbed a broom and intimidated the little clouded leopard, "Get out, get out quickly"
"Woo" The little guy didn't seem to be afraid of her, and still pouted his ass and shit on the cotton boots. After pulling it, he swaggered out the door.
"My boots were dried yesterday and haven't been worn yet." Holding the stinky cotton boots, Zhang Qian couldn't cry or laugh.
After eating in the morning, Liu Junhao did not delay at home, and rushed to the village early with Professor Zhao carrying a wooden shovel. Originally, he didn't want Professor Zhao to go over, but who knew that people would say that they were about to suffocate at home, and it was good to go out to exercise, so why should they keep up. On his fingers, this old man has been in Liujiagou for nearly three years. I just came here with a lot of problems, but I haven't had a serious illness in the past three years, and the more I live, the younger I get, and now I can work for half a labor.
Of course, he is not the only one who has changed, but also the elderly who live in the village.
Originally, Liu Guangju was afraid that these old people would have a headache and fever, and it was not convenient to go to the street to see a doctor. Therefore, Liu Junhao and others were specially notified in private, so that they could be prepared, and if someone had an accident, they would be carried to the hospital immediately. Who knows that worrying is completely superfluous, and people have nothing to do.
When I entered the courtyard of Liu Guangju's house, I saw him and Er Mazi bending over and slowly shaking the handcart there. Now the temperature of the fuel tank and water tank is too low, and it is difficult for the trolley to shake. Before Liu Junhao came, they had been tossing for more than ten minutes, and once they shook it too fast, and the shaker almost knocked out the front teeth of Er Mazi.
"I said Uncle Guangju, you guys are like this, it is estimated that the car will not start at noon, so let me come" Liu Junhao was watching from the side, and simply asked the two of them to get out of the way.
"Let Xiao Hao come" Er Mazi wiped the beads of sweat from his head and got up to get out of the way. He knew Liu Junhao's strength, and his car couldn't start last winter, so he still asked him for help.
The two of them dodged their positions, Liu Junhao carried the pressure relief with one hand, grabbed the crank with the other, shook it more than a dozen times in a row, and suddenly pulled up black smoke with his hand.
The car started, and before Liu Junhao could take a breath, the hairy boy over there also came over, saying that he was calling him to go over and help him shake the car.
Before he started shoveling snow, Liu Junhao had already shaken four handcarts in a row, and he was sweating.
A few hand-held trucks were started, and someone over there had already come over with a large plow to install it.
The car drove out of the village, and everyone was dumbfounded: the snow in the village had been cleared, and they could barely walk with their hands, but they knew that when they got to the road, the tires slid straight in the snow and couldn't drive at all.
"Let's get it back and change the wheel," Liu Guangju opened his mouth, and asked everyone to drive the cart back.
The agitator is used when ploughing the land by hand, and is welded by several steel plates, mainly to prevent the tires from pressing the plot.
Replaced with a churning wheel, a new situation reappeared: the snow was too deep, and the hands had just advanced more than ten meters on the road before they got into the snowdrifts, suddenly pulling black smoke.
In desperation, everyone had to press two baffles on the front end of the car now, so that they could push the snow aside when they moved forward.
I thought it should work this time, but the snow was too thick, and the speed of the hand could not be lifted at all, and the fire was often turned off.
Moreover, this road can accommodate up to three hand-held trucks, and many people are in a hurry and can't help, so they can only change shifts to shovel snow in the back.
All the snow that had been cleared was thrown into the ditch on the side of the road, and the deep ditch was filled in.
Everyone worked together and talked and laughed, but they didn't feel tired.
There was such a big scene, tossing all morning, and the section of the road that was cleaned was less than three miles. Depending on the situation, it will take at least two days to get the road open.
As expected, it wasn't until the afternoon of the next day that the snow was cleared from the road.
Seeing that it was still early, Liu Guangju temporarily instructed everyone to move eastward and clean the road leading to the school at the entrance of the village to make it easier for students to go to school. Anyway, this section of the road is less than a mile, and it is easy to clean.
The snow on the highway was cleared, and Director Ma couldn't wait to leave Liujiagou with the crew.
Originally, the filming ended more than half a month ago, but who knew that a sudden heavy snow blocked them in Liujiagou. This made Director Ma anxious and had no choice, the autumn scene could not be filmed, and in the end he could only revise the plot with the screenwriter, change part of the plot to winter happens, and shoot some snow scenes by the way.
"XX Sunshine 2" originally had the idea of celebrating the New Year, and it was ready to be broadcast in time for the New Year. Now I have to change my plan, postpone the broadcast date, and do the New Year's drama of the children's channel of the imperial court.
The Liu family communicated with the car, and Liu Junhao sent the things that Zhao Guangming needed as soon as possible, and originally wanted to take the invitation home by the way. I didn't know that this kid was troublesome, so he had to ride a motorcycle and come over the next day to send it off, saying that it was a matter of etiquette.
Originally, he planned to go to the wedding with his daughter-in-law, but now that the road is slippery, in line with the principle of caution, Liu Junhao decided to go alone. Who knew that Wukong saw the owner pushing the electric car out of the house, and he couldn't get down. After rushing a few times to no avail, Liu Junhao had no choice but to decide to bring this guy with him.
Zhao Guangming's family has many relatives, seven aunts and eight aunts, neighbors, and friends from Zhao Zhennan's business, with a total of more than 40 tables of guests.
Liu Junhao just appeared with a monkey here, and all the children gathered around to see the lively children. Many of them have watched "XX Sunshine", and they even went to Liujiagou to watch it when they played a big drama in Liujiagou, so they are more familiar with Wukong.
With so many people around, Wukong is not stage frightened, this guy is originally crazy personally, and the more audiences he has, the more he likes to make trouble.
Liu Junhao saw that it was living comfortably, so he simply stopped caring and found acquaintances to sit and drink tea together.
As a result, I didn't expect that when the master of ceremonies presided over the wedding ceremony, this guy made a fuss.
This wedding model with a master of ceremonies is just popular in Daqingshan this year, which is nothing more than to let the bride and groom have an oath ceremony. is a combination of Chinese and Western, Liu Junhao did not have so many ways when he got married.
As soon as the emcee took the microphone to recite the lines, Wukong didn't know where to slip out, jumped directly onto the table, grabbed the other microphone and squeaked with his back to the emcee.
“…… On this wonderful day,"
"Squeak"
The master of ceremonies was stunned when he heard the voice, and thought that someone was joking, and then read downward, "In this warm and romantic time, we celebrate ...... together"
"Squeak"
The people who watched the excitement couldn't hold back anymore and laughed.
As soon as the master of ceremonies turned around, he saw that there was a monkey behind him who had learned what he had learned, and he immediately burst out laughing.
Liu Junhao reacted at this time, hurriedly scolded, and snatched this guy's microphone down.
The master of ceremonies reacted quickly enough, and joked to himself with a smile, "It seems that this monkey can't wait to see the newcomers, so I'll make a long story short, and invite two newcomers to make a shining debut......"
After the monkeys made such a fuss, the atmosphere at the wedding scene suddenly became lively. In fact, marriage is like this, and there is a festive atmosphere only when it is lively.
When the master of ceremonies opened his mouth to ask if the groom loved the bride, Zhao Guangming was embarrassed, and just muttered into the microphone.
The master of ceremonies is also very good at playing on the spot, grabbing the microphone and walking up to Wukong and shouting, "The groom's voice was too small just now, let's ask if this monkey heard it?" ”
"Squeak" Wukong saw the microphone stretched out, and immediately yelled at it.
"It seems that people didn't hear clearly, you have to do it all over again"
Zhao Guangming had to shout again, and then the master of ceremonies came up with a new trick, "Do you want them to kiss in public?" ”
It is still rare to kiss in public in the countryside, and no one who watched the excitement for a while answered.
"I don't ask you, I ask the monkey" The emcee turned the microphone and sent it to Wukong's mouth again.
"Squeak" Wukong has nothing else but this sentence.
"I understand the monkey language, it says yes," the master of ceremonies suddenly announced loudly.
"Kiss one" "Kiss one" Immediately there were half-sized bear children coaxing.
Zhao Guangming and the two had to express themselves.
One set is tossed down, and the rest is to give out cigarettes and sugar. As soon as Zhao Guangming brought out the candy, this guy rushed up to rob him, but Liu Junhao couldn't stop him.
When Liu Junhao sat at the table at noon, he looked at the people next to him, he didn't know anyone, who knew that they would say hello first, "You are Liu Junhao from Liujiagou?"
He found out that basically all the people at this table knew him, and Liu Junhao was not surprised by this, after all, he was also a celebrity in Daqingshan. If someone in Daqingshan wants to buy yellow eel, they must be the first to think of themselves.
When the dish was served, Wukong kept asking for this and that, but Liu Junhao used a disposable cup to fill it up to stop this guy's mouth.
Waiting for the newcomer to toast Liu Junhao originally wanted to touch a few with Zhao Guangming, but seeing that his face was as red as a monkey's buttocks, he simply spared this guy once, and only touched one.
How do you know that Wukong saw that the master was like this, and he also took the cup to touch Zhao Guangming, Liu Junhao knocked its head, and this guy stopped.
A meal until the afternoon... Many, look at the guests who are almost gone, Liu Junhao was also about to push the electric car and leave, but was stopped by Zhao Guangming, "Liu Junhao, don't panic, you can follow me when I return to the door the day after tomorrow." ”
"What's the matter with me going" he asked puzzled, people usually come back to the door with the elders, and the younger generation rarely go.
"Didn't you want to drink that day, my second uncle didn't know how to drink at all. You can help me carry some when the time comes. ”
"Damn, the feelings are to let me help you carry your back" Liu Junhao smiled and punched the kid and said, "Okay, no problem." "He used to be bad at drinking, but now there are often villagers and tourists calling to accompany the guests, and there are more places to pass, and there is also a amount of seven or eight taels.
"By the way, how did you get it on the day you went back, were you confused by Zhang Qian and her sisters-in-law?" Zhao Guangming asked a little worriedly.
There is a custom in this part of Daqingshan called "Huimen", that is, the bride must take the groom back to her parents' house three days after leaving home.
After the banquet, the son-in-law has to be pasted.
The bride's sister-in-law or junior makes the bottom of the pot ash and green mud paste on the new son-in-law's face, and this can't be washed, the cleaner you wash, the more happy people are.
Sometimes seven or eight people came up in a row to paste until the new son-in-law was confused and couldn't see the human appearance.
Therefore, when the new son-in-law comes to the door, he must be highly concentrated, and run away when he sees the opportunity to prevent being confused.
Liu Junhao still remembers that when they were young, an uncle in their village came back to the door, and this person was afraid of being confused, so he fled from the banquet before eating. Liu Junhao and Liu Qiyong were annoyed, and chased him out of Erli along the river embankment to Gaohe Village, where there were several people farming in the field, and Liu Qiyong shouted "Intercept, intercept" behind
The farmer thought it was a thief, so he stopped him with a hoe, but he was so frightened that he shouted, "I'm not a thief, I'm not a thief, I'm Liu Jiagou's son-in-law, they want to fool me,"
Only then did the people who farmed the land let go of the road and let him run away