Seeing this effect, the daughter-in-law of the alpaca family breathed a sigh of relief, and the takeaway money was worth it!

When the heat of being rescued from abduction and trafficking in the building was still continuing, Lao Dao went home with takeaways, and in less than two minutes, people turned on the toothache mode.

Although he had a very bad toothache, he was still strong enough to finish the takeout. It's just that the toothache seems to be getting worse.

In desperation, after inquiring with Changsheng about a reliable dentist's office, he took a taxi directly and flew over.

As for driving yourself? Not at all.

It doesn't matter if the toothache is too bad, Lao Dao is worried that he can't help but run a few red lights on the road, and when the time comes, the deduction of points will be small and the fine will be big.

Knowing that Lao Dao was going to prepare for tooth extraction, the alpaca immediately shouted to teach his experience.

"A while ago, I was tricked by my daughter-in-law to pull out one, and the tooth nerve was treated! The whole process is called a sour one! ”

Hearing the alpaca say this, Lao Dao said that he was very confused. "No anesthetic?"

Alpaca: "Still need anesthetic?" ”

Thinking of his painful experience during the tooth extraction, the alpaca felt that even a full mouth of teeth would make him hurt so much in the future that he didn't want to go any further in the dental office.

Aggrieved and innocent: "Do you have to inject anesthetic when you extract your teeth?" How can I extract a tooth without anesthetic? Where are you going? Dark shop? ”

Hearing Lao Dao's words, the alpaca always felt that something was wrong.

Tooth extraction requires anesthetic???

Because it is a small group, the alpaca daughter-in-law is also in the group.

When the alpaca mentioned the experience of extracting teeth without anesthetic, the alpaca's daughter-in-law sent an emoji picture of me passing by quietly and no one could see me.

Seeing this picture, something flashed in the alpaca's mind for no reason, but it was just that the speed was too fast, and he didn't catch it in time.

Alpaca: "??? How do I feel something is wrong? ”

Yun Rui: "That dentist is my classmate, I told him in advance that you are allergic to anesthetics, and the operation depends on hard resistance!" ”

When he heard this explanation, Lao Dao was also impressed.

Compared to spoofs like mustard, Lao Dao doesn't actually feel much. But if you don't use anesthetic for tooth extraction, it's completely different!

Lao Dao has already reached the dentist's clinic here, and he is also happy to see the alpaca vomiting blood there.

Not to mention, it's also thanks to his daughter-in-law that he came up with this trick, which is indeed invincible!

When watching the alpacas crying silently in the herd, Lao Dao increased his confidence in tooth extraction.

Look at the alpaca, you can pull it out directly without anesthetic, and if he pulls it out, it is completely within the range of bearing!

It's just that the progress of Lao Dao's side is not as smooth as he thought.

After a thorough examination, it can be determined that the tooth needs to be extracted, but it cannot be extracted directly at the moment.

Lin Xiaodou was wandering around the supermarket, and when she heard the old Tao say, "Don't pull it out for me", she was also very curious.

Doudou: "Why? ”

There has to be a reason, right? Could it be that the dentist is going to leave work? But Lao Dao went to a personal outpatient clinic?

The individual outpatient clinic also pays attention to the after-hours and does not entertain customers?

Aggrieved and innocent: "Said let me go to the hospital for a blood routine experience and an electrocardiogram for a physical examination first, and then bring it over." ”

Hearing this explanation, Lin Xiaodou took a breath of blood. "Now tooth extraction, is it so complicated?"

Lao Dao was also helpless about this. "If I can't pull it out, make it up for me first, but he said it will hurt more now!"

More pain? That, of course, is something that the old way will never consider!

Aggrieved and innocent: "If you have an ID card, you can ask my aunt and grandmother to send it, even if I go to the hospital at this time, the physical examination report will not come out so quickly, and I will continue to ...... pain."

Fortunately, I had already eaten takeout to pad my stomach when I came.

Woman: "I know why it's so troublesome!" I saw the news recently that a person had a tooth extraction and had an acute problem, as if it had caused brain herniation, and said that there were bacteria in his blood. ”

The woman Rusi was brushing Douyin at the time, so when she brushed this article, because it didn't involve herself, she just took a general look at it and directly changed the content of the next one.

Seeing that Si Si said so seriously, Lao Dao was frightened in an instant. But when he thought of his brother's recent preferences, he deliberately asked weakly.

Aggrieved and innocent: "Where did you see this news?" A certain sound? ”

When Lao Dao asked, he responded with a roll of his eyes. I've been playing with a certain sound recently, and of course this kind of news is brushed from above!

Hearing what Si Si said confirmed his conjecture, Lao Dao breathed a sigh of relief.

As for the plan to shout that his brother is not watching a certain sound, it is easy to lower his IQ, but he has completely given up.

After all, I have said it more than once, and I don't recommend my brother to watch this, the authenticity of the content in it is very large.

Knowing that the news of the death caused by the tooth extraction came from a certain sound, Lao Dao continued to talk about his experience in the dental clinic just now.

"And ask me if the bleeding stops quickly when I bleed? I don't usually have a chance to bleed, I don't know. ”

"It's a hassle to pull a tooth. The most important thing is that I seem to be afraid of the dentist, and it doesn't hurt to wear it there, but it hurts when it comes out. ”

For this kind of thing, Lao Dao is very experienced, and even summed it up.

"This thing, I'm afraid of the master, and when the master is next to him, he doesn't dare to make waves."

When Lao Dao said this, Si Si also agreed.

After all, when I was young, my health was not very good, and people had nosebleeds and stomach aches at every turn, but when I registered to see a doctor, those bad feelings disappeared all at once!

In my mother's words, this is pure fear of doctors, and then it's okay.

Thinking that I had to go to the hospital to have a blood test, Lao Dao had to wait for a while.

In his own words, it is a bit fleshy physique, and there will always be some unpleasant experiences when the blood test is taken in previous years.

Thinking of this, Lao Dao said hello, and the person quickly searched for the original photos in his mobile phone.

"I was able to take a photo of the position that was cut in line last year, and I went to look for it, and I can also refer to the location for the nurse."

You know, in previous years, in order to find the right position, he was pricked too many needles in vain.

"Poof, the old one is reliable, I have checked many times before, but I can't find it, and finally the head nurse came, and I directly plugged it in at one time! I was so grateful! ”

It was also with that experience that Lao Dao directly took pictures of the position where he was inserted at that time.

Lao Dao's experience, Brother Wang, they also expressed their understanding and approval.

In recent years, as the number of fat people has increased, the matter of needle pricking has been particularly testing the nurses. If you are not experienced enough and not very skilled in technology, you will suffer a little if you encounter a real heart.

Seeing that Lao Dao had been worried about going to the hospital, Sayoko recalled her experience, and it was also painful.

"I'm not afraid of drawing blood, but I'm really afraid of inserting it many times over and over again, and telling me not to look at it and not to be nervous."

Sayoko's words came out, not only because of the slow sense of the picture, but also because Lao Dao also had the same miserable experience.

"I also have to reassure them not to be nervous, and to find the right one before inserting it."

As soon as Wang Wang joined the group, he saw that these people were talking about pins, and he quickly commented accordingly.

"I'm too fat, I should find a pediatric nurse."

After all, the pediatric side is all about the relationship of chubby babies, and they definitely have a certain advantage in terms of inserting pins.

As soon as Wang's summary came out, Lin Xiaodou and Sisi couldn't help but burst into laughter.

Wang Wang also expressed his helplessness. "I accidentally told the truth."

Aggrieved and innocent: "The kind that will keep moving your hand means that it is to cover up that she can't find her blood vessels and is tense." ”

There is too much to do with the experience of inserting a needle, and Lao Tao has become more verbal when he talks about his own experience.

Not to mention here, once the energy is scattered, the tooth doesn't seem to hurt too much.

Finally ignored the need to find a pediatric nurse who shouted over there who thought that in the next second Wang Wang's new speech appeared.

Wang Wang: "To put it in layman's terms, the oil layer of the pork plate is too thick. ”

When these words came out, Lao Dao came out of his mouth again, but he swallowed it back alive.

Fortunately, Wang Wang just came up to tease a few words temporarily, and soon returned to his original offline state again.

Aggrieved and innocent: "You haven't touched that kind of thing, you can't insert blood after inserting it several times, but you blame the bloodletting tube." Then the needle is inserted directly and a new tube is found. Damn! I'm really afraid that if I learn it, no one will know how to save me. ”

When Lao Dao's words came out, Lin Xiaodou only had a hilarious expression of comfort.

Maybe it's because of her good health, since she was a child, she seems to have only encountered a cold and cough at most, and she really doesn't have any experience in this kind of thing of inserting needles and drawing blood for testing.

Thinking of these experiences of Lao Dao, I understand that it is no wonder that he has a heavy shadow of the needle, and his feelings are scared out by the novice nurses.

Zhang Weiyu saw that this group of people was lively, and he was happy to join in.

Zhang Weiyu: "The nurse is also bitter: it was finally plugged in, and the TM does not bleed!" ”

When Zhang Weiyu said this, Lao Dao felt that he needed to go back and discuss it with the dentist.

If you can, you should have your teeth extracted without a physical examination. Otherwise, the truth is too sinful! It's just that after the exchange of experience back and forth, when it got dark, when I saw Zhang Weiyu shouting in the alien group that I would treat you to eat duck and report the address, I immediately shouted first.

"I, me, me! Uncle just send me home, I'll go home right away! ”

Seeing Lao Dao like this, Lin Xiaodou admired it very much.

"Don't look at this tooth?"

Aggrieved and innocent said: "I'm hungry back and forth, eat duck to pad my stomach first!" ”

Toothache is certain, but compared to the experience of constantly being inserted into the needle, it is still within a certain range.

Maybe it was not good luck, Zhang Weiyu's ducks were distributed, and Lao Dao discovered a more serious problem.

When he heard Si Si and them shouting that this duck didn't taste too spicy, he tasted the duck leg here, and it was spicy to the top!

After eating a duck leg, in order to ensure that his stomach would not burn, Lao Dao also specially served a bowl of white rice from his brother Sisi.

When I waited for a duck leg to eat, I just commented to Zhang Weiyu that the taste of this duck is not only a little spicy, but it really tastes delicious and delicious, and when I was about to eat another duck leg to continue eating, I found a little problem.

When I ate the duck leg before, there were some black things on it, and at first I only thought that these black things should be flavorful, but when I looked at it carefully, I obviously felt that something was wrong.

In order to prevent himself from thinking too much, Lao Dao wiped his hands and took his glasses to take a closer look.

Well, it's OK that the duck feathers that are not particularly clean are still left on the skin of the duck!

Wronged innocently: "Wronged, do you also have hair on your ducks?" I ate one leg and found that it was full of hair, and I couldn't keep my mouth down. ”

Thinking that there were at least fifty or more black hair roots on the duck leg he had just eaten, Lao Dao's mood became miserable in an instant.

After asking around, it was a coincidence, more than 20 ducks were sent out, and only the ducks on the old road had this kind of problem.

For this reason, Lao Dao also went to Sisi to get half a feathered duck in exchange for a featherless duck.

In this way, he also has his own brothers to share with him, not to mention, and by the way, it can be regarded as revenge on this feathery duck.

You must know that the duck was given by Zhang Weiyu, and Sisi is Zhang Weiyu's uncle! Revenge on Si Si is equivalent to revenge on Zhang Weiyu! When people think about it like this, the helplessness of eating duck feathers before is instantly shattered.

Isn't it just a few hairs! There are so many ducks bought, there will definitely be a mistake in the store.

Anyway, there are Si Si on the left and right to eat the feathered duck with him, no matter what, this is a free duck, so there should be no dissatisfaction with the idea!

When Sisi took a knife to peel the roast duck, although it was a pity, fortunately, the meat was still intact.

Deal with half of the duck here, and it just so happened that the little princess was also at home, so she directly called the little princess to send this half of the duck to Lao Dao.

In contrast, Sisi is already full if he is half a duck. But her brother's appetite and demand have a lot to do with it, and even if the duck is eaten as a snack, it will definitely not work.

Lao Dao didn't talk to Si Si politely, and when he saw that his brother carefully helped remove the black hair on half of the duck, he begged the little princess to bring the remaining half of the duck without a duck leg to Si Si without a word.

Although it is easy to tear the skin and eat it yourself, you still have to go to the face field.

It's weird and embarrassed to say that this one will be sent back to Si Si, in fact, after Si Si removes the duck feathers again, he will call the little princess to send it back to him!

In this way, compared to everyone else, who only had one duck, he ate half a duck!

The most important thing is that Lao Dao easily discovered a new problem, and his brother Sisi's duck is really spicy! And not my own, this one is definitely spicy!

If you think about it, there is only one explanation that can explain these situations that you have encountered.

It is conservatively estimated that Zhang Weiyu bought more than 20 pieces of ducks at a time, each at a price of nearly 100 yuan, and there were not many stocks in the duck store, so he coincidentally ate ducks with unique flavors and processing styles.