For some people, the speed of time passing is fast, it is difficult to follow, slightly tilted head, half a life has passed, and the temples have stars.

For example, the wise men who are dying.

Sitting in a wheelchair in their garden, they looked at the scattered fallen leaves and sighed at the speed of time flying, like the sand of the Ganges River flowing through their fingertips, which they could not accept.

But for other people in this world, the speed of time passing is too slow, and it is so special that it can be pursued!

Obviously, I had gritted my teeth and eaten the dark cuisine of the eldest lady a second ago, but as soon as I closed my eyes, the voice of the eldest lady beckoning you to taste the dishes came from my ears!

Oh my God, isn't this time too slow? Anyway, when will that damn cooking contest start! Commissioner Ben can't stand it anymore!!

The representative who lamented the slow passage of time was none other than Commissioner Huang, who was poisoned by the eldest lady.

In fact, in the more than 20 days of preparation before the eldest lady's competition, Commissioner Huang and other old guards and Tang Seng have also wandered on the line of life and death several times, and how can they live like a year.

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But fortunately, time is still tortured by the dark cuisine of the eldest lady, and most of it has passed, and there are only less than three days left before the official start of the cooking competition.

Well, in other words, nearly 20 days have passed since the last time the eldest lady finished the roast suckling pig that shocked the world and could smash people's heads into blood with a single throw.

I have to say that the eldest lady has not wasted such a long time, she has accurately grasped every minute and every second, and it can even be said that the eldest lady's harvest is unusually rich!

Because the eldest lady's cooking skills have grown by leaps and bounds in the past 20 days.

Well, in the past 20 days, Commissioner Huang has been taken by ambulance 15 times due to food poisoning, including 14 times to wash his stomach, and one time he was almost not rescued.

Lao Wei went to the hospital thirteen times, washed his stomach eleven times, and almost failed to be rescued twice.

Tang Seng entered the hospital nine times and washed his stomach six times, three of which he barely saved a dog's life with his own mana.

Brother Maozi is not bad, he went to the hospital once.

But that time was more hanging, I remember that the person was out of breath at that time, and his body was half hard, and then it was the doctor plus Carl, and the two of them were barely saved with electric defibrillation and two kilograms of bear blood.

At present, the recovery of the Maozi brothers is still good, alas, the amount of alcohol is a little less, and now they can't drink a few cases of vodka a day, which can be described as a sharp decrease in the amount of alcohol.

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After being in the hospital so many times in a row and being poisoned by the eldest lady so many times in a row, Commissioner Huang and several people also launched a sit-in protest not long ago.

"Against authoritarianism!"

"Resist the Dark Cuisine!"

"Human rights come first!"

In the face of these guinea pigs who killed and stopped eating their own food, Miss Yiyi was very hurt.

These guys are so unloving!

Then, then, the eldest lady did a terrible thing.

In the case that no one wants to be a guinea pig for herself, the eldest lady was helpless to be troubled to the extreme, and then the eldest lady went to ask for the fifth master and the seventh master who theoretically grew up with her since childhood.

Let the two elders bring the big brothers of the Qingbang Gang to be guinea pigs for themselves.

In the face of the eldest lady's request, the fifth master and the seventh master really didn't even hesitate.

Without a word, the fifth master and the seventh master made a phone call, and directly called more than 50 big brothers of the Qingbang Gang, and the big guys came together to cheer Yiyi!

Well, the consequences of this incident are also quite serious.

In that large-scale resignation and retirement incident of the Qing Bang Gang, dozens of Qing Bang Gang elites submitted their resignations together, saying that they were still very young and hoped to experience the splendor of life, instead of going to talk to God so early.

Among them, there are also several faction veterans, who also issued retirement applications after tasting the eldest lady's meal.

In this unprecedented crisis, the fifth and seventh masters are still too young and too inexperienced.

In the face of the anger of the crowd, although most of them were lying on the hospital bed and asking for retirement, the fifth and seventh masters were panicked and didn't know how to deal with it at all.

But fortunately, at this time of crisis, Dao Ye personally stepped out.

As soon as the leader of the underworld came forward, he relied on his personality charm to appease many unsightly Qingbang gang brothers who were brutalized by the eldest lady, and made everyone retract their idea of resigning and retiring.

Well, if Dao Ye didn't come out in person, the Qingbang Gang, the largest underworld gang in the city, would probably be disbanded because his eldest lady cooked a meal for them.

Admire, admire, amazing.

Dao Ye really deserves to be the leader of the underworld, but he simply said a word and calmed down the incident in one fell swoop.

It seems that this ginger is still old and spicy in the end.

Well? What did Dao Ye say?

Forehead......

"Let you eat a bite of Yiyi's cooking in the future, I'm your grandson!"

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After harming all the people around him who can be harmed, the eldest lady's cooking skills have really made a qualitative leap.

However, because no one wants to eat the "delicacies" she makes, the eldest lady can only give the food she makes to the dog king, who often comes to inspect the hotel.

After poisoning the dog king, the eldest lady was completely out of people who could help her taste the food, which also caused no one to know her progress anymore.

But fortunately, the new guinea pig appeared in front of the eldest lady the day after the dog king was poisoned.

Count the days, the sixth master should also be released, huh?

No, yesterday, Ma Liuye, who had been squatting for a whole month, was finally released!

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After a full month, the sixth master and his old man finally came back, and in the days without him, everyone in the hotel sent out their heartfelt thoughts about the sixth master.

Among them, Master Sun said, "Sixth brother, you are finally back, brother, I want to kill you." ”

Dao Ye said, "Sixth, the eldest brother misses you, and the roots of the teeth that the eldest brother thinks about are itchy!" ”

"Mr. Ma should remember to obey the law in the future. ”

Brother Maozi, "Davari, have a drink, drink first." ”

Huang Xiaobei, "Who is the sixth master?" Why does the hotel have this person? ”

But as soon as I returned to the hotel, I saw where the sixth master was rubbing his buttocks, and said with a look of unluck.

"Grandma's, is the stray dog at the door of the hotel sick, when he saw Lao Tzu, he gave me a mouthful, especially if Lao Tzu doesn't poison you with the whole mouse medicine one day."

After being locked up for a whole month, the sixth master's mood is more complicated.

Because of the more than a month spent in the police station, the sixth master also knew a lot about the hotel, and he also knew what kind of virtue he had made the hotel fly in a double flight not long ago.

So as soon as he was released from the bureau, the sixth master decided to go to accompany Dao Ye first, hoping that the eldest brother would not be angry with him again, after all, since he hit him in, Dao Ye has not been to see him once, so it can be seen that he is really angry with him.

But as soon as she entered the hotel, before the sixth master had time to accompany Daoye, Miss Yiyi ran over with a bowl of egg fried rice.

Holding the egg fried rice she had just scrambled, Miss Yiyi tugged at the sleeve of the sixth master and said sweetly.

"Sixth uncle, you're finally back, come and try the food made by others, it's delicious and delicious."

Facing the sweet eldest lady, Ma Liuye almost cried with joy.

Yiyi, Yiyi actually cooked for him! Yiyi actually made a meal for him in order to celebrate that he was finally released from the bureau today and made him a meal with his own hands!

What a touching thing this is!

Without saying a word, Ma Liuye picked up the spoon and took a big bite, all of which were put into his mouth.

Well, afterwards, the sixth master also lay in the toilet and vomited for half an hour.......

Not bad, really good.

After all, compared with the previous eight-treasure bird's nest porridge, this egg fried rice with no sweetness, no sourness, no bitterness, and all eggshells is much better.

At least I didn't eat the sixth master in the hospital, which is already a big improvement for the eldest lady, a girl who works part-time as a saint of the Five Poisons Sect.

But looking at Ma Liuye, who was vomiting wildly on the toilet, Commissioner Huang, who lived with a mop, shook his head with emotion.

"Damn, I really believe in your evil, and after torturing me for two days, you actually made such a thing, Miss, you really don't have the talent to cook."

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Three days before the start of the competition.

On the busy road outside the hotel, a bus is slowly moving along the edge of the road.

The huge body and slow speed make this bus look as cumbersome as a big turtle, and the private cars in the vicinity are also overtaking the buses one after another.

The bus driver calmly drove his bus, and by the way, he also looked at the guys who overtook him, and couldn't help but curse in a whisper.

"Grandma, if I drive an Audi A6 today, I can still get you broken cars?"

Just as the bus driver felt a little angry, a cheap voice suddenly sounded in his ears.

"Master, master, how about you look at my little electric donkey, which drives faster than you."

The bus driver was stunned for a moment, then quickly looked out of the left window, and the next second, the bus driver was so angry that he almost scolded his mother.

I saw that on the left side of the slow-moving bus, a young man with clear eyebrows rode the electric car he had just bought, driving side by side with the bus.

And this comrade commissioner, who can't help but want to show off when he has something good, is currently continuing to show off his little electric donkey to the bus driver who is so angry that his teeth itch.

Wearing his white hard hat and riding a small white electric donkey, the windy Huang commissioner accelerated slightly, came to the front of the bus, and shouted happily at the driver.

"Master, how far have you driven now? Do you dare to hurry up, my little electric donkey can keep up with your speed. ”

It's okay to be overtaken by those private cars, but the anger is that this little electric donkey actually wants to surpass himself? And that grandson is so hateful when he speaks.

This makes a driver who is driving a bus, but has the heart of a professional driver, how embarrassing!

"You're so sick, what kind of ability is it compared to my big thing, you have the ability to surpass the Hyundai in front!"

Commissioner Huang happily held the handle of the little electric donkey.

"Hehe, I can't catch up."

"Then why are you here to bully me!!"

The driver almost jumped up in anger.

Instead of being considerate of other people's feelings, Commissioner Huang stretched his neck and asked happily.

"Master, master, you should know a lot about cars, right? How about you take a look at my car? Isn't it particularly good? 2,000 yuan didn't buy a loss, right? Isn't it still earning? Would you like to give a review? ”

The driver was trembling with anger, and in the face of Commissioner Huang's shameless six questions, the driver opened the window and threw the ashtray next to him directly.

"Get out!"

Seeing the ashtray coming towards his head, Commissioner Huang hurriedly turned his little white electric donkey to the side, but Rao was so, and the commissioner was also eaten with cigarette ash.

"Hey, hey, hey, why are you like this! Won't I just ask you, why are you still doing it, do you still have the quality, you can't ......."

"Dear passengers, Brilliant Group has arrived at the station, passengers who need to get off the train, please take your belongings, get on the train at the front door, and get off at the back door."

Commissioner Huang was stunned and rode his little electric donkey, listening to the radio in the bus.

After half a ring, Commissioner Huang scratched his face calmly.

"Brilliant Group, well, it's familiar, I remember it seems to be the street behind the hotel, right? Well, the street behind the hotel, the hotel ......."

Calmly scanning the surrounding scenery and calmly looking at the nearby high-rise buildings that are completely different from the hotel, Commissioner Huang smiled miserably.

"Hehe, it looks like I've ridden it, ride....... I've ridden it!! ”

Commissioner Huang turned his head and hurriedly rode his little electric donkey back.

Mom, you can't be late, you can't be late!

Master Sun said that if you dare to be late today, this month's salary will be gone!!

But then again, this little electric donkey is good, right? That guy spent more than 2,000, and a super bus is the same as playing.

Not bad, right? Pretty good, right? Pretty good, right?