Chapter 31 Chapter 30 I have two little demons
"In my family, there is a very bad person, who has no head, no brain, and does all kinds of evil." Outside the house, Bai Chun was wandering around with a bamboo pole that he didn't know where to find it.
He didn't look like he was looking for someone at all, but more like he was patrolling his territory, waiting for the enemy to fall into the net.
"It's boring." After a few turns, Bai Chun got a little tired, he went back to the courtyard and grabbed a bamboo chair and put it in front of the big iron gate. Then, he sat down on a bamboo chair and after a while closed his eyes as if he were sleeping.
Not far from the house there is a dense cluster of tall bamboos. As long as one of these bamboos is planted, after a few years, it will become a cluster of bamboo with connected roots in a relatively concentrated area, like a plant clan with the same roots.
Bai Lan hid in the gap between the bamboo bushes. Now, she hid inside, looking a little nervous and a little annoyed at Bai Chun who was sitting on a bamboo chair.
Bai Lan pursed her lips and said indignantly: "Hmph, big bad, explosive maniac." ”
But Bai Chun couldn't hear her words, and he seemed to be really asleep now. However, no one knew that his eyes were not completely closed, and that the rest of his eyes were quietly focusing in a certain direction.
After a while, it was already dark, and many of the nearby houses were already lit up. Moreover, at this time, many families have already started to make dinner.
Suddenly, Bai Chun opened his eyes, raised his head, turned his head and shouted in the opposite direction of the bamboo bush where Bai Lan was: "Hey, Bai Lan, where are you?" Hurry back and cook! Your brother is dying of hunger......"
Suddenly, a bamboo branch was broken off as if it had been subjected to a strange force. It turned out to be a cute and delicate little Bailan, I saw her holding the broken bamboo branch fiercely with one hand, as if she was peeking at the enemy, gritted her teeth and said: "Hmph, starve you to death, big stupid, bully my sister, and my sister cooks bad brother......"
Bai Chun pretended to understand the righteousness, and said a long monologue to the air, but it had no effect, and this situation made him feel embarrassed. So, for the stubborn Bailan, he decided to take some practical action.
Bai Chun finally stood up. When he stood up, he didn't forget to grab a bamboo pole on the ground in his hand. He knocked on the bamboo pole on the ground and said in a serious and loud voice: "Little Bailan, hurry up and be conscious, come out." My brother needs you, and my brother has forgiven you now, and if you don't come out, I'll go to you. ”
Bai Lan, who was hiding in the shadows, didn't believe his words, she whispered to herself: "Hmph, the big bad guy is lying again, so I don't believe his nonsense." ”
Bai Chun was waiting in place for a long time, but the imaginable Bai Lan came over nervously, and the scene of asking for her forgiveness did not appear, which surprised him. He secretly reflected: Is my word so unreliable in her heart?
No matter what, Bai Chun has already decided to be a doer. He held a green straight bamboo pole in his hand, stepped on a firm step, and the bamboo bush in front of him was the direction, and he shouted a declaration: "Xiao Bailan, I know you are there, you have been surrounded, why don't you hurry up and be captured?" ”
At this moment, Bai Lan began to panic: What should I do? The big bad is coming, who will save me?
Bai Lan was already desperate to leave this bamboo forest, but if she went out like this, she would be directly exposed to the vision of the Big Bad. But if you don't move your hiding place, won't you be caught by him?
Now, Bai Lan has fallen into a state of choice difficulty.
At this moment, Bai Chun started again, and he said in a serious and serious tone: "I'll count dozens of numbers, if you don't come out again, I'm going to rush over and arrest you directly." Ten, nine, eight, seven......"
"Okay, I'll throw in the towel." Bai Lan whispered, and by the time she said this, she had already begun to walk out.
But Bai Chun was not happy again, and pretended to say loudly: "Who is it, who is over there?" With such a small voice, is it a coward talking? I can't hear you! ”
At this time, an accident happened, and on the path next to the bamboo bush, two people, an old man and a young man, came from a distance. The older one was an old grandmother, and the younger one was a little boy.
The little boy was so cute when he walked, and now he seemed to have discovered something interesting, and ran to the other side of the bamboo bush, and said cheerfully, "Sister, what are you hiding there?" Is there something fun? ”
The old grandmother was much more serious, she walked unhurriedly with a cane, and then after seeing Bai Chun who was staying in place, she raised her face and asked loudly: "Ah Chun, why did you just call so loudly?" Are you bullying your sister again? ”
"Bad thing," Bai Chun thought to himself, "what now?" ”
Pregnant! Bai Chun pretended to be calm and calm, and said in an indifferent tone: "I'm playing a game of hide and seek with Lan Lan." ”
Grandma: "Hide and seek? ”
"Don't believe him! He's lying, he's trying to hit me! At this time, Bai Lan's words sounded like a thunderbolt in the sky, powerfully exposing Bai Chun's lies.
Bai Lan seemed to have been greatly wronged, her eyes were red, and she walked towards her grandmother, but her steps were firm, with a brave momentum. Her tone was very weak, and she said with a crying voice: "Grandma, he bullied me......"
Surprised. Bai Chun's eyes widened, he couldn't believe what he was seeing, and he sighed secretly: How could this person's whole body behave so inconsistently? Hypocrisy, true hypocrisy!
Bai Chun thought to himself, he must not let her frame himself so easily, he must fight back, fight back fiercely!
Bai Chun put on a righteous and awe-inspiring appearance and said, "Grandma, you listen to my explanation, I haven't even touched her, how can I bully her?" She got both of my woolen slippers wet and went into hiding, and I just wanted to give her a verbal lesson. ”
After listening to Bai Chun's reasonable explanation, grandma didn't let him go, she frowned, pointed to something and said, "Then explain what is the bamboo pole in your hand?" ”
"Grandma, he wanted to hit me with that bamboo pole." Bai Lan hurriedly interjected beside her with a tone of grievance and fearlessness of a strong enemy.
Grandma's question made Bai Chun a little nerve-wracking, but he quickly had an idea and said, "I don't know what's going on with this bamboo pole, I ran outside the yard, and I was trying to pick it up." ”
"Really, Xiao Xinxing?" When Bai Chun explained the end of the origin of the bamboo pole in his hand, he didn't forget to echo the little cousin who was hiding in the bamboo bushes and didn't know what he was doing.
"Wow...... Boom! Before Bai Chun could reply to his words, a loud bang shattered the tranquility of the village within a radius of several hundred meters as a puff of green smoke rose from the bamboo bushes.
"Who set off the firecrackers!" Then came a rough and implicit angry voice from the villager's house at the bottom of the slope not far from here. Although there was a short distance, the words still reached the ears of Bai Chun and the others very clearly.
Bai Chun's grandmother was on crutches in one hand, and pointed to the sky with the other, and responded in a loud voice: "Isn't it okay for the old lady to beat firecrackers to sacrifice the sky today!" ”
I don't know if the other party saw grandma's domineering chic finger at the sky, but the darkness couldn't stop grandma's loud sound like firecrackers, which was obviously louder than the other party's just now.
The atmosphere was quiet for the time being. Bai Chun, Bai Lan, and Bai Xinxing, who was hiding in the bamboo bushes, all held their breath.
The other party was silent for a long time, and finally replied: "Okay." ”