Chapter 275: Star-Lord the Tool Man
"Wait, the body of a god, comparable to a mortal? Are you sure you didn't say the opposite? Tony sat down in his chair and quipped, "It's hilarious, but for the sake of you're the queen, I promise not to laugh unless I can't help it." ”
"I'm sorry, Tony, it's not a slip of the tongue, so you don't have to put up with it." The fireproof woman looked at the information and said: "This child's name is Peterquail, and his mother is from the earth, but his father is not. When he was nine years old, his mother died of a brain tumor, and he also disappeared that night. Everyone thought that the child couldn't be hit and chose to escape, but in fact he was taken away by a group of alien pirates. ”
Tony was stunned for a moment, and asked curiously: "What about aliens and pirates?" ”
The fireproof woman shrugged: "People always want to eat, and aliens are no exception." ”
"Well, that sounds like a point. But why would an alien pirate want to catch an Earth kid? ”
"Actually, it's not about grabbing, it's about sending." "It was Peterquail's father who commissioned the alien pirate to send his child to be reunited with him. ”
"Wow, that's so cozy." Tony pouted, "My dad wasn't so sweet, he would just throw a handful of bills in my face and tell me to take a taxi, but he would never send a spaceship to pick me up." Anyway, what does little Peter's dad do, the alien prince? ”
"Strictly speaking, Peterquayle's father is not an alien."
"Is it God?" Tony raised his eyebrows: "I haven't forgotten the sentence that with the body of a god, he is a god, and he will definitely follow him." ”
"In fact, he follows him, don't call him Little Peter, he is 80 years old, only ten years younger than you." "His father's name is Igo, and he is a planet. ”
"Planet?" Tony was startled, and stamped his foot to reaffirm, "It's the same planet under our feet." ”
There wasn't much information about Peterquayle, so the fireproof woman put down the information she had read and nodded, "Maybe the details are a little different, but overall it's pretty much the same." I know it's counterintuitive, but you need to try to understand. ”
"How do I understand this?!" Tony slapped the table and said excitedly, "That's a planet, little Peter's mother...... How did you tolerate him? ”
Fire Woman: "......"
Tony spread his hands: "Women are great, in every sense!" ”
Firewoman: "If you don't sit down again, I'll use a sunshine gun to string you with your steel suit." ”
Tony shuddered and sat down with a smiling face.
"Peterquail's father is very powerful, and it is not difficult to create a doppelganger like a human. In fact, he also created many alien clones to breed with alien women of different races. Don't be so surprised, if you were a planet with full mastery of all kinds of magnetic fields and rays, you could do the same thing. ”
"No, no, no, I'm not surprised by this, I'm surprised that Little Peter's father has such a powerful power, but he uses it to find women." Tony touched his chin and said, "It seems that the gods of this planet are also quite approachable, I think I will definitely have a common language with him, and I can definitely become best friends." ”
The fireproof girl said angrily: "Don't put gold on your face, you are purely to satisfy your selfish desires, and Igo is dedicated to the public." ”
Tony was reluctant to do so, and shouted: "It's all looking for women, why am I wrong, he's right?" ”
"Because he is looking for a woman to have a successor for himself, to perpetuate the race." The fireproof woman said: "What about you, are you looking for a woman to have a child?" You're for that process. If you really have a child, you must be like your dead ghost father, take a handful of money and still be in the child's face, let him roll as far as he can in a taxi, do you dare to deny it? ”
Of course, Tony didn't dare to deny it, and said stupidly: "That was all before, and now I plan to have a child with Pepper, but it's delayed because I'm busy." Also, my dad is dead, so why don't you respect the deceased? ”
Fire Girl: "I said your dad is a dead ghost and made you angry?" ”
Tony shook his head: "That's not it." ”
You're so filial, I still respect a fart!
The firefighter snorted and continued to get down to business: "Igo is lonely as a planet, but any living form will instinctively expand its population, so Igo sows seeds in the whole universe, eager to get a descendant who has inherited his power, Peter Quill is one of them, and the only child who really inherits Igo's bloodline, as long as he returns to Igo, Igo has the opportunity to expand the population, so he will send alien pirates all over the universe to pick up his children 'home'." ”
"Sounds like it's supposed to be a happy ending." Tony wondered, "So there's something wrong with that?" ”
"It's a big problem." "The most important thing is that Igo is a planet. ”
"What's wrong with the planet?"
"Quite simply, he is a planet, and his race must be a planet. Just as man would never consider a water cup to be his own kind, he would not consider Peterquall his true offspring. ”
Tony frowned, as if he had caught something: "But little Peter is human, so he's just a transition, right?" ”
"That's right, Peter Quill is more of a tool to Iago, an amplifier that inherits his abilities and can expand his power." Firefighter further explained: "Igo is a planet, and his so-called cloth species is different from regular life, looking for women is just busy, in fact, his real breeding object is the planet inhabited by various civilizations. He left 'seeds' on these planets, and as long as he gained the power of Peterquayle, he could let these seeds germinate at the same time, awaken the planetary consciousness, and truly create planetary life forms like him. ”
Tony listened in a cold sweat: "...... that life that lives on the planet?" ”
The corners of the fireproof woman's mouth curled slightly: "Will you let the fleas parasitize you?" ”
With a grunt, Tony swallowed and spitted at the mouth, and said with difficulty: "So the earth is also on the bastard of Igo?" ”
Up? It's really a fresh and refined word, but the fire girl didn't care much about it, and asked rhetorically: "After spending a lot of money in bars and casinos, will you go back to your room alone?" ”
"Of course not, at least two women are also needed, and I even want three when I am in my twenties!"
Cut, you blow it!
The fireproof woman spread her hands: "So, Igo won't go home empty-handed." That's right, the earth was also taken by that bastard. ”
Tony's face suddenly became tangled, it was the first time he had heard of the planetary lifeform, even if he wanted to stop it, he didn't know how to stop it, and a thousand words gathered in his heart, and finally turned into a sentence in his mouth. However, as soon as this feeling was vented, the intelligent intelligence reoccupied the high ground, and he suddenly realized a key point: "Little Peter was captured by pirates when he was nine years old, it was 89 years at that time, and it has been 14 years now, and it has been 25 years since Mother Earth let our fleas jump around on her, didn't Igo get Little Peter?" ”
"You guessed it right." The firefighter said: "The children who did not inherit Igo's power were all killed by Igo, and the pirate leader who worked for him learned the truth, so his conscience found that instead of sending Peter Quay to Igo, he also provided him with food and drink, so that he could settle down on the pirate ship, and now Peter Quay calls himself Star-Lord, and he is already a well-known thief and lawbreaker." ”
"While it's nice to get away with it, thieves and lawbreakers don't seem to be much better." Tony breathed a sigh of relief and asked curiously, "But why do pirates have a conscience?" Shouldn't they be villains with prosthetic legs and hooks and a gun that forces people to jump off a plank into the sea? ”
The fireproof girl smiled: "Probably because of romance." ”
"Romantic?" Tony was stupid.
The fireproof girl nodded: "Although that pirate leader is an alien, he is no longer young. He will also yearn for friendship, for family affection, for a successor who can inherit his mantle and tell his story to future generations, this is the instinct of life. Maybe it was the young Peter Quill who magnified this expectation in his heart, so although he didn't say it explicitly, he raised Peter Quill as a son, otherwise how do you think a child of the earth who doesn't understand the fart got mixed up on the space battleship? Peter Quill has a bad dad and a good dad, it's as simple as that. ”
"Inheritance and inheritance?" Tony was stunned for a few seconds, and the thought in his heart became more and more firm. He took a deep breath, refocused his mind on business, and asked, "It seems that all the problems have been solved because of the romance of a pirate, so what do you want me to do with little Peter's information?" ”
"There are two purposes." The fireproof girl said: "One, in this fighting competition, the earth is too weak, and it is very backward in terms of technology and body. According to the rules I made with God-King Odin, representatives of a civilization must have more than one-third of the bloodline of that civilization, and Peterquil, who is half earthling, echoes this requirement. And his other half is a planetary lifeform, which has unlimited potential, and also has the manufacturing and use methods of various alien technologies, so as long as he joins, it will definitely make the strength of the earth grow by leaps and bounds. ”
Tony suddenly realized: "So little Peter is the plug-in you found for Earth?" ”
The fireproof girl nodded: "It's not a plug-in, it's just a reasonable care within the rules." ”
"I think those politicians will really like this care." Tony complained and asked, "What about the two?" ”
"Two is much simpler." The fireproof girl leaned back tactically, and said with a smile: "I'm going to kill Igo and occupy his body!" ”
Tony: "!! ”