Chapter 81: Conan's Fascination, Stopping Water and Being Subdued, Strange Iruka (2-in-1 Chapter)
Uchiha Conan was sitting precariously, like a top student with a full score, waiting for the head teacher to send out the rolls and read the rankings, excited and happy in his heart, but on the surface, he still maintained a light and light breeze.
With a full score of 100 points and a score of 110 points, I will ask you if you are afraid!
"Please read my results aloud, and then let me go up and explain the process of solving the test paper, it will be more perfect."
The seeds of the pretending performance were activated, and the tadpoles in Conan's eyes were spinning with hope, and the white coat on the podium was reflected in his eyes full of heart.
The close-fitting and fashionable white coat has a fine cracked wrinkled texture on it, and there is a faint trace of moisture, but there are traces of being dried by high temperature as a whole.... It's quite weird, Conan couldn't guess what the dean was doing before he came?
It's very mysterious~
He is worthy of a man who can conceal passwords in test papers!
"Password, additional question?"
The dean stared at the handwritten answer notes on a certain test paper, and made a detailed and complete reasoning around an additional question made out of nothing, and logically verified the final answer himself.
The head of the talk is the Tao, which is interlocking, and the dean almost believed it himself.
"100 simple multiple-choice questions, stunned to make you read the taste of reading comprehension, is this Kexue's thinking mode? Sure enough, it's you~"
This additional question completely dispelled the last trace of doubt in the dean's heart, this Uchiha was that Conan, even if he went to the wrong set and parasitized in the skin of a pink eye, it couldn't change the essence of his Edogawa.
So
Naruto is indeed a suspense drama.
[Do you wake up every morning and notice that there is something wrong with this world, and do you always feel that there is a slight disharmony between your body and soul, and you feel that you are out of place with this world, so what do you think is the problem? 】
This is the last of the 100 multiple-choice questions, and it is the finale deliberately set by the dean, both to target Conan and to see if there are any other fish that slip through the net.
in case of
And what about the same mess as Conan?
He sets the following options:
[A.I may be mentally abnormal, and I need to see a doctor!] 】
[B. I've never felt this way, I feel very good and don't have any problems! 】
[C. It's not me who is wrong, it's the world that's wrong!] 】
[D. I went to the wrong set! 】
[E. I'm tormented by this trouble, but I don't know what the problem is! 】
[F. None of the above! 】
As he expected, Uchiha Conan chose D, and even added an explanation after option D:
- When I came here today, I felt that this kind of distress had faded, and I applied to be able to live here for a long time.
After the dean Mari corrected the test questions to calculate the final score, Uchiha Conan got a jaw-dropping score, but given the latter's special status, he did not hastily classify him as a mental patient.
After all
The detective's mode of thinking cannot be simply identified by psychiatry, which is a magical species of science, and the dean does not have a deep enough understanding of it.
Uchiha Conan was included in his long-term focus research goals, and presumably after a period of understanding, the dean finally gave a fair and objective diagnosis.
The results of this test paper will not be released at present, lest Uchiha Conan have a wrong perception of himself.
"Uchiha Conan!"
The dean looked over, and the latter looked at each other, and the corners of his mouth curled with a touch of confidence.
"Congratulations, you've been accepted, and your request to stay on campus has been approved." The dean said lightly.
"Ahh Uchiha Conan was stunned, as if he was constipated halfway through, and he removed the toilet halfway, and it was tickling to the heart if he couldn't get up or not.
The dean ignored him and continued to correct the other papers.
Uchiha Conan sat back in his seat in despair, and he was about to retract the last words he added after the test paper option, and he felt that the trouble of "entering the set by mistake" was even stronger.
"Dean, he opened his eyes!" Zhishui whispered a reminder.
"yes, I know." While correcting the test papers, the dean answered Zhishui's doubts, and the latter's troubles were clearly written on his face, and he knew it at a glance.
"You're asking me, since I've determined that pink eye is a hereditary mental illness, why do I use this vision to stimulate their emotions and cause them to develop their disease early?"
"yes, I don't quite understand."
"Your understanding of the problem is still too one-sided, and you should look at the problem dialectically, and the materialist dialectical thinking tells us that there are two sides to everything." The dean kept writing and casually threw out a high-level concept.
"Materialist dialectical thinking?" He had never heard of this theory, but the name revealed a high-end atmosphere.
"There are two sides to everything?" Stop the water muttered and repeated, and took out a small notebook to record this golden sentence.
The red bean chewing gum next to him showed an expression that I understand, and the water in his eyes was about to overflow:
"The little junior brother is getting more and more like Teacher Orochimaru, and he always likes to say something incomprehensible, but it really has connotation~"
The candidates below also pricked up their ears one by one, but they were basically confused and couldn't understand a word, only Uchiha Conan looked at the man of the same age on the stage with fascination, and saw the implicit and unrevealing compulsion lingering.
Master, this is a master!
"Materialist dialectics, pink eye, genetic diseases?"
Conan Uchiha caught a few key words, and he silently chewed on the amount of information revealed in his words, as if he had discovered a new puzzle, and his eyes became brighter and brighter.
"Yes, positive and negative, good and bad, right and wrong, things always present a contradictory and unified character, and the same is true when it comes to the question of disease."
The Dean continued,
"It's like pink eye, although I regard it as a hereditary mental illness and eye opening as a judgment indicator that the disease has entered the development stage, I can't deny that some side effects of this disease are also beneficial!"
"This is called a dialectical view!"
"To be specific here, if we regard pink eye as a toxin, then this toxin has actually been accumulating in the body, so do you think that before we find a good way to eradicate it, rather than allowing it to accumulate in the body to a certain critical value and suddenly explode, or guide the toxin to leak out in advance, so that the body can buffer and adapt to the development of the disease, which one is less harmful to the spirit?"
Zhishui suddenly realized, impressed by the dean's foresight, and he no longer had any doubts in his heart.
"Of course, this is just a helpless move, and it is a palliative solution, but it is also part of the doctor's job to do everything possible to soothe the patient's emotions."
The dean listened earnestly and diligently, and at the same time judged all the papers of class A, especially focusing on the selection of candidates for the last question....
The answer is strikingly consistent.
The pink eye candidates in Class A basically followed their hearts completely, and almost without hesitation, they all chose C!
If someone else chooses C, the dean may need to observe carefully, but if it is a red-eye patient who chooses C, then there is nothing wrong with it, and this should be the unified answer of the Uchiha family.
Gan!
In addition to Conan, the banana man, there was actually an Uchiha who didn't choose C, she was Uchiha Sonoba, and she chose A!
Oh, my God
Is there such a humble person in the Uchiha family who has a deep understanding of himself?
oh
She is also the only one who has changed her symptoms from dark to light in this exam and has been stimulated to open her eyes!
With a score of 33 points, it is also among the best, and it seems that it is a buildable material, and it can be classified as a key experimental class along with Conan.
The dean is a person who will not cheat in the examination field, and those who can enter the experimental class must rely on real materials, not nepotism.
He closed all the papers and put them away, not intending to release the scores, which covered some of the attributes of the medical diagnosis and should be subject to a non-disclosure agreement.
"First of all, congratulations to all of you for passing the exam and being admitted to the medical school, and in addition, congratulations to Conan Uchiha and Sonoha Uchiha for their outstanding performance and being assigned to the key class of the class of 01."
"Students who are not admitted to key classes should not be discouraged, the medical school will conduct quarterly examinations every three months, and classes will be re-assigned according to their grades and usual performance."
The dean smiled with a snake sign on his face, and his white eyes swept over all the candidates, and said quietly: "Each of you has 3 days to prepare, and then come to the medical school to report, and implement a fully closed teaching management after admission." ”
"If you want to enter the medical school early like Conan, you can submit an application to the hospital."
The dean nodded to Zhishui and left, and turned right out of the door to turn into Class B next door.
All the papers have been put away and put on the podium, and all the candidates are sitting with their waists straight, only from the perspective of class style, class B is stronger than class A, needless to say, it is all the credit of Nara Luyin.
The sense of form is very strong, the dean is very satisfied, there is a feeling of returning to the previous life in the mental hospital to lecture, he expressed strong appreciation for the work attitude of Nara Shigein.
Originally, I just wanted to recruit a free intern, but I didn't expect it to be a teaching director's material, and I made it with blood~
Marking the papers, calculating the scores, and focusing on the answers to the last question.
The class was silent, only the sound of grading papers remained, and Nara Shigein and Maitkai stood behind the dean on the left and right, like two silent statues, suppressing the entire class.
Compared with the unified answers of Class A, Class B candidates are more diverse, and they have a variety of choices in the last question.
The dean counts:
The vast majority of candidates chose B, which is in line with the self-confidence of the scumbag and the basic law of the patient.
namely
A mentally ill person will never think of himself as sick.
And the truth is,
Every candidate who chooses B has a relatively high test score, and sure enough, by reversing the exam ranking of Konoha Ninja School, you can search for the talents needed by the medical school.
In the last question, the people who chose the other options were Yamanaka Fen, Yamanaka Stroke, Aki Michiko, and Iruka.
Mountain stroke chose A.
The dean reviewed the options for his other questions, and soon found a shallow pattern, and the A option for the last question followed this pattern.
In summary, the answering rules of mountain stroke are that - heaven does not give birth to my mountain stroke, and the crazy road is like a long night.
All the options that have anything to do with "madness" are his preferences, as if this person is abnormally determined that he is a mentally ill person and has to study all the disciplines related to mental illness assiduously to save himself.
The dean was touched by the spirit of Yamanaka Stroke, although his paper grades were not up to standard, but this spirit deserved extra points, and he was selected for training in the key class.
Qiu Daoguang chose E, the dean looked up at the tonnage of the latter, and it was all clear in an instant, and Qiu Daoguang's volume score was very low, it was a single position close to Maitkai!
Fat people are more happy, the fatter they are, the healthier they are?
There is no doubt that Qiu Daoguang's psychology is terrible to health, and he was selected into the key class.
The last one was Iruka, who chose an F and was the only one in the two classes who chose an F.
Maverick!
The dean analyzed his entire test paper, but found that he couldn't analyze the reason at all, this person answered the questions with no logic, and the options for each question could be said to avoid the taste of the public, and they all chose the option that was least chosen by the people, or the option that no one cared about.
Maniac, the score is not high!
It's not crazy, it's obviously not the logic of a normal person!
The dean licked his lips and became intrigued by Iruka, who had never seen someone as disordered as Iruka, as if he was jumping between the crazy and the not-so-mad in the camp of his mind in his two lifetimes.
Is this malicious teasing?
Without hesitation, the dean included Iruka in the key class.....
ps:
The exam chapters have been combined and published for the reader's reading experience.
In addition, there have been children's shoes asking where the psychiatric test paper is, well.... In the bookstore of the official account Guo Yuman, a copy will be uploaded in the official account at 11:00 tomorrow morning.
There are also some stories written by the author before.,Extra.,And so on.。
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