Chapter 1: Wedge Magical Crossing
Blue Star, Huaxia.
A young man about twenty years old was watching TV with his mobile phone in his room, that's right, it was the Douluo Continent anime that Tengshi premiered.
His name is Tang Xiao, a nineteen-year-old teenager, who was admitted to Xiamen University this year, and now he is on vacation, so he is bored and watches TV every day to pass the time.
"Well, it's okay for this character to be good-looking, and this Ning Rongrong is also good, much better looking than Xiao Wu, I really want to go to Douluo Continent." Tang Xiao thought to himself.
"Young man, do you really want to cross? Bendi can help you. ”
Suddenly, a voice sounded in Tang Xiao's ears.
"Damn, who is it? Talking? ”
Tang Xiao felt dizzy, and when he opened his eyes, he found that it was pitch black all around, and there was a handsome man standing in front of him, looking at him with a majestic face.
"Who are you?" Tang Xiao asked.
"I am the Emperor of Heaven, the road number is Yuntian, just call me the Emperor of Heaven."
"What? You are the Emperor of Heaven, really fake, so powerful? Where is this? Tang Xiao asked in disbelief.
"This is the Endless Void."
"What do you mean? Can't I go back? Tang Xiao asked in horror.
"Go back? Didn't you say you wanted to cross? Bendi can satisfy you, and you can make three requests to Bendi, and Bendi can agree to them for free. ”
“…… Can it really be crossed? But...... The other world is too dangerous, and I'm afraid that if I am not careful, I will be wronged. ”
"So, you don't want to cross over?"
"Well, I still think it's better to live a normal life." Tang Xiao replied.
"It's so disappointing to Bendi, but you have to cross it, and you have to cross it if you don't cross it! Bendi can't help you! ”
"Boom—"
This is, countless dazzling white lights fell down and fell on Tang Xiao.
"Ahh~"
Tang Xiao let out a miserable cry and squatted down with his head in his hands, looking very painful.
There were more and more thunderbolts, and Tang Xiao's screams became weaker and weaker, and finally he lay down weakly.
"What have you done to me? Why am I in so much pain? Tang Xiao asked weakly.
"This is the soul quenching thunder that this emperor has descended, which can enhance your soul divine sense, lest your soul be too fragile and annihilated when you cross over."
"Don't worry, you are a soul body now, so when you reach the fifth level of soul, I will let you cross, and by the way, I will make three requests."
……
Years later, there is endless emptiness.
"Lord Heavenly Emperor, can I cross now?" Tang Xiao asked in awe.
After all, he has been tortured a lot over the years, quenching his soul, refining his body, learning to refine medicine, learning to forge, and learning to set up formations...... Therefore, he is now proficient in various skills, and he should be able to protect himself by traveling through the past.
"Well, you can cross over, if you have any requirements, you can mention them to Bendi, and Bendi can help you solve them, but you can only mention three!"
"Uh, let me ask, the other world I'll travel through?"
"Douluo Continent."
"What? I'm not what I want to ......"
"Well, my three requirements are:
First, I want to have the Nine-Clawed Golden Dragon Martial Soul.
Second, I want to have a pair of crape myrtle emperor eyes.
Third, I want to have a strong early warning function. ”
"OK, yes, no problem at all."
"It's okay, you can cross."
"I ......" Tang Xiao seemed to want to say something, but suddenly his eyes darkened, and then he became confused.
……
"Huh, Bendi finally got him away, otherwise this can't be written." Yun Tian smiled.
PS: Since this is the first chapter, and it's a wedge, Bendi will tell you a joke.
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Topic: Yongle farce
Author: Emperor of Heaven Yuntian, mourning dust, tomorrow
Body——
【Mourning Dust】
Yongle the Great
Zong will be under tomorrow
The young emperor was young
Lv Gong Auxiliary Government
The world is centrifuged
Tan Gong ascended the throne
Zefu Bafang
Blessings from all over the world
【Heavenly Emperor Yuntian】
Together
Race the world
Tan Gong was horrified
Send troops to suppress it
But I didn't expect it
He was killed
【Mourning Dust】
Crossing after killing
Come to the front
Ming Dingguo is
Hongzhi Shifang
Anti-thief Lu Gong
Killed by Tan
【Heavenly Emperor Yuntian】
But there is one person
The name is tomorrow
Hold high the banner of righteousness
Under the vibrating arm
Retinue of all nations
Overthrow Tan Gong
【Mourning Dust】
Tan Gong was calm
No panic
Hand grip system
Summon a fierce general
The country is unparalleled
There is Zhang Liang in the court
Twilight has Han Shin
Today, there is Yue Fei
Clearly white
Mighty
Conquer the thieves
【Heavenly Emperor Yuntian】
Emperor Ming Shenwu
Eloquent
Ascend for nine days
Please come out of the gods
Invincible
The dynasty has a beginning
Twilight is all over the sky
Now there is Lao Tzu
There is a great deal of clarity
The heavens were shocked
All worlds are subjugated
【Mourning Dust】
Tan Gong trembled
System upgrades
Modern weapons
Airplane rockets
Endless
Nuclear missiles
Coming out with your head held high
Break through the sky
Martial arts
Super Seminary
We're here to help
[Tomorrow]
Emperor Ming Shengwu
Not at all
Communicate with all worlds
Please come out of the three-body problem
Charm hundred
Tan Bing defected
The Ming army attacked
Tan thief was horrified
Summon a general
I want to fight back
The counter-kill will not succeed
Instead, he was captured
Emperor Ming is held accountable
The thief sneered
Summon an airplane
Trying to escape
Three-Body Civilization
Technology is awesome
Cloth down the sky
Plus ground nets
Signal interference
The plane failed
Between life and death
The system appears
Take out the nuclear bomb
Want to bomb
Lao Tzu shot
The five elements of yin and yang
Plus wormholes
The system was captured
Tan thief is helpless
Only confession can be made
Emperor Ming asked:
Who the system is for
The thief replied:
For Emperor Ming also
Emperor Ming laughed
Descend the Emperor's decree
Feng Tan is king
After that
The world is in the heart
The world is peaceful
Tomorrow:
The ministers said:
Your Majesty is—
The Holy Ming Divine Martial is invincible, the heavens and all the worlds are supreme, the benevolence and righteousness are unparalleled, and the world is peaceful, and the ancient emperor is also!
The emperor sang:
Thousands of miles of rivers and mountains are picturesque, watch winter go to spring!
Thousands of rivers flow into the sea, shining with the sun and the moon!
Thousands of years of beauty is like jade, who steps on the snow to find plums!
Thousands of fishing fires and sails, singing the sunset red drunk.
Who can make the whole world home and miss the world!
Who can brush the rivers and lakes and fish the bright moon at the end of the world!
Who can be brave with a sword heart and a gun, and fight the east wind of Chibi!
Who can cook wine with green plums, on the heroes of the world!
That's why I say, I look at the heroes of the world, and only the king and I are the heroes!
【Heavenly Emperor Yuntian】
Something:
Emperor Ming
There are no children
I had to Zen the position
Passed on to King Tan
A few years later
Emperor Tan died
Return to the young emperor
The world laughs and says:
Thirty-six years after the storm
This is the end of the earth-shattering farce
(ENDS)
Douluo Continent, Holy Soul Village.
"Ah Yin, does it hurt?" A middle-aged man in his forties asked with a concerned expression.
On the bed lay a beautiful young woman who was pregnant with Rokka, but at this time her forehead was covered with fine sweat, and she looked very painful.
"Ahh~"
"Ah Yin~Hold on~"
……
Two hours later.
"Ah Yin, thank you for your hard work. It's two cute little guys. The middle-aged man laughed.
The beautiful young woman called Ah Yin smiled: "Quick, show me the child." ”
"It's so cute~"
The beautiful young woman couldn't help pinching Tang Xiao's face, uh, it hurts a little, and she wants me to say, can you not pinch my face. Hey~ It hurts, pinch the one next to you.
Tang Xiao burst into tears.
……
"Roar!"
At this moment, a voice came.
The middle-aged man was shocked.
Tang Xiao and the other little guy fell asleep.
[The new book sets sail, and the class hopes to support it!] 】
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