Chapter Ninety-Six: Comic Con Living Treasure Tour
It's a good stunt.,The game is actually banned.,But if you think about it, you understand.,I should be more than one person who can have a stunt.,If you don't limit this kind of skill.,Other players don't have to fight at all.,It's too rogue.。
Following.
The rare holiday arrived, and we were finally able to take a few days off.
In order to protect the health of the body, we are ready to relax for a day and go out for a walk.
Under the strong recommendation of SAMA, we had to come to the city to hold another comic convention, I don't know if it's fun, I haven't been here, but SAMA with a head guarantee, we will definitely live up to the trip.
And as soon as he stepped into the first step of the comic con, the beard and the thin man wrapped his arms around SAMA's neck and said that he was a good brother in this life.
It is indeed true, the eyes are full of long legs, as for whether it looks good or not, it is completely impossible to see, what is reflected in people's eyes is all gorgeous clothes, white skin and beauty, handsome and handsome, and extraordinary.
Walking slowly past the many exquisitely dressed young ladies, the bearded and thin hillbillies looked with straight eyes, their mouths open and round, and all the thoughts in their heads were on the surface.
Many people avoided them.
Diametrically opposed to the rejection on their side, Xiao Ling was tightly pressed to take a photo with a certain character, so she got together three cosplay beauties to take a photo with Ah Liu, and wanted his phone number.
This scene was seen by Xiao Ling, she came back with a black face, and hugged Ah Liu's arm heavily, her eyes were full of hostility.
made a few young ladies extremely embarrassed, so they could only retreat stupidly, but they still looked back reluctantly in their eyes.
"Ahh
Watching those cosers (people who play cosplay) leave, Xiaoling twisted Ah Liu's handsome face: "How does it feel to be surrounded by beautiful women?" ”
Ah Liu endured the pain and forcibly stopped the tears in the corners of his eyes: "It's very uncomfortable, I almost died in pain just now, but fortunately you came back in time to save me." ”
Outstanding.
It could be seen that he really wanted to live.
"Smack!"
We were still frolicking on our side, and suddenly there was a loud slap on the thin man's side.
Everyone looked at it, and a beautiful young lady had already left angrily, leaving only the beard who was stunned in place with a blank face.
The slap prints on the face are clearly visible.
"? What's wrong with you? Is it indecent to someone's house? ”
We hurried over and asked about what had just happened.
Treating the lady, the beard is not grumpy, just covering his face, full of grievances.
"I thought she was good-looking, so I just went up and praised her, are these people so noble? I can't say a word. ”
We don't know about this either.
SAMA covered her mouth and had been smiling for a long time.
XIAO LING GRABBED SAMA'S ARM AND PULLED HIM OVER: "WHAT'S THE THING THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY LIKE THIS?" Say it and we'll be happy together, right? ”
SAMA coughed a few times and held back that smile: "No, Brother Hu will praise the little girl when he goes up, 'Hey! Old girl! You're so fucking good-looking! Live like a leprechaun! ’”
Something even better has emerged.
Xiaoling looked helpless: "Huzi, you don't care if you are with us, with others...... emmm…… To put it mildly, you know? ”
"Euphemism, what a euphemism?"
BEARD'S RHETORICAL QUESTION ATTRACTED AN EXPLANATION FROM PROFESSIONALS, AND SAMA STEPPED FORWARD AND EXPLAINED TO BEARD: "COSER TAKES A LOT OF EFFORT EVERY TIME HE DRESSES UP, SO SOME PEOPLE PRAISE THEM, IN FACT, IT IS AN AFFIRMATION OF THEM, THEY WILL NOT REFUSE, BUT WILL BE VERY GRATEFUL; Brother Hu, your intentions are right, but you must pay attention to the wording, and the praise must be in place, and praise to the point, so that you can see that you really understand it, not perfunctory vernacular. ”
Such an accurate explanation made us laymen suddenly realize.
SAMA then asked us to watch, then walked towards a coser and said he was going to show us.
"Wow, young lady, did you sew your skirt yourself? The color of the flowers is bright, and the distance is relaxed, which is really beautiful! ”
"yes, yes, it took me two nights to make these flowers! Thank you! ”
……
It looks ......, isn't it difficult......
SAMA CAME BACK WITH A SATISFIED FACE, AND THE CURVATURE OF THE CORNERS OF HER MOUTH COULD NOT DISSIPATE FOR A LONG TIME.
"See, cosers have a lot of do-it-yourself clothing, the above is their hard work, if you can boast of the right position, half the effort, and how to tell if the clothing is made by themselves, where they have put their efforts, these have to be scrutinized and elegant, but not as superficial as you, difficult!"
LOOKING AT SAMA'S PROUD EYES, I FELT MORE AND MORE URGE TO BEAT HIM, I USED TO LOOK LIKE A VERY SKINNY YOUNG MAN, WHY DID HE SWELL INTO THIS REALM AS SOON AS HE CAME TO THIS PLACE?
Without my move, the thin man stopped his complacency, "Cut, let you say it so hard, but I think it's very simple, on the contrary, I just think that you are not professional enough, not comprehensive enough!" ”
Listen up! Listen up! This is the professional view of linguists, SAMA, you kid learn a little!
Usually SAMA is a very modest person, but today he is extremely arrogant, and he is completely unacceptable to the theory of the thin brother: "I don't believe it!" I can tolerate anything else, but in the field of cosplay, I definitely can't give in! You can prove it to me! ”
"Hmph, the Too young, too simple Tucson breaks!"
The thin man stroked his chin with his hand, and his face was evil.
"As you said, Coser wants people to praise them and affirm them, so it's important to praise the price of her clothes and her efforts to dress up for makeup, and not to go into details, but to be concise!"
Listening to the thin man's words, SAMA couldn't help but widen his eyes and swallow his saliva, as if he was meeting an opponent in chess and met an existence that could match him.
The thin man took advantage of the victory to chase and narrated his plan: "And I, I only need one sentence to summarize all the above points!" Young man, voila! ”
After finishing speaking, the thin man turned his dashing back and walked towards a coser not far away, striding a meteor with a strong momentum.
I saw him walk to him, slowly stretched out his hand, his eyes seemed to see the sea of stars, and as if he saw the gods in his dreams, the eyes of reverence and longing, all made people feel the surprise in his heart, and the coser saw the thin man's hot gaze, and also lowered his head shyly, at a loss.
SAMA SHOOK HIS HEAD IN DISBELIEF, UNABLE TO ACCEPT ALL THIS: "HOW IS IT POSSIBLE! I have been in major comic conventions since I was a child, and I have worked hard for many years to sum up the experience! How could it be surpassed by him! I don't believe it! ”
Ignoring the madness on his side, the corners of the thin man's mouth rose, revealing the silent praise, as if it was a fanatical affirmation, his face was shining, his eyes were focused, and even we admired it again and again.
"This kid, there's really something!" The beard, who has always loved and despised thin people, can't help but boast about it.
After hesitating for a long time, the thin man finally started the last trick, he blinked his clear eyes, and asked the shy beauty in front of him.
"Beauty......, may I ask you ......?"
"How much does it cost a night?"
Alas?
"Smack!"
"Hooligans!"
The girl who was still addicted to the atmosphere just now, only left a loud mouth in the blink of an eye, and then turned her head away angrily.
The thin man's stunned expression was the same as his beard just now.
It turns out that you are the best one.
He rubbed his face and walked back thoughtfully, his face full of depression.
SAMA patted the thin man's shoulder with a serious expression: "Brother Skinny, you are really much stronger than me, I admire you." ”
"Go, go, go, shouldn't be! I've done my calculations and summaries, so why doesn't it work? ”
Why did you calculate and summarize it for a long time, and then you summed up how much money people had come to in one night?
Seeing that someone had the same fate as himself, Hu Zi completely forgot about his embarrassment just now, and came over gloating and asked, the corners of his mouth were almost on the root of his ears: "Hey, then tell me, how did you summarize this sentence?" ”
The thin man stretched out his hand and folded his fingers to give us a detailed analysis of his thoughts.
"Look, how much money do you have a night, the word 'you' makes it clear that the goal is clear; 'one night', and the time is mentioned, which explains her hard work this night; 'how much', it can also explain her high investment in this costume, and also praises the beauty of her costume in disguise, at first glance it is a lot of price, at first glance it is just praising her clothing, but in fact, it also affirms her value and hard work, there is nothing wrong with it!"
I understand.
His original meaning was: "Beauty, did you make this dress overnight?" How much did it cost? ”
There is nothing wrong with the words themselves, but somewhat, there is something wrong with people.
The thin man managed to pluck out all the key words and piece together the rest into an invincible inquiry.
I could never have imagined that his small abbreviated sentence could be so obscene and dirty.
"Yes, it's true, it's her problem."
We all held back a smile and stretched out our thumbs to praise the strength of the thin man, I thought that his realm was unattainable to me, but now it seems that I am unattainable in this life.
I'd rather die than climb in his direction.
"Is that you?"
A surprised voice suddenly sounded behind him, and it sounded so familiar.
Turning our heads, we were also very happy.
Little rich woman!?
The little rich woman who SAMA heroically rescued that day was wearing a beautiful dress, a white double ponytail wig, and a small umbrella.
"Wow, sister, are you there too?"
Without waiting for us to say anything, Xiao Ling stepped forward and directly held the little rich woman's arm, looking so intimate.
But the afterglow of his eyes was like a sharp knife, resting on Na Liu's neck.
The little rich woman naturally knew Xiao Ling's intentions: "Oh, sister, don't worry, I won't rob your Prince Charming!" ”
The secret words were clear, and even Xiaoling smiled a little awkwardly.
THE THIN MAN AND THE BEARD PUNCHED HIM IN UNISON FROM BEHIND THE STUNNED SAMA, AS IF TO SECRETLY REMIND HIM TO STRIKE.
However, I think it's more like using power for personal gain and wanton revenge.
SAMA WAS SHOVED AND TURNED TO LOOK AT THEM IN PANIC.
However, the two of them changed their shapes in an instant, and discussed the topic of "whether the fish-flavored shredded meat should be put in the fish" with serious faces, and they each insisted on their own words, and the discussion was very vivid.
Looking at their strange behavior, the little rich woman was also full of doubts, not knowing what kind of living treasure they were playing.
SAMA HESITATED, WALKED UP TO THE LITTLE RICH WOMAN, AND DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO SPEAK.
And this shy appearance also attracted the laughter of the little rich woman and Xiaoling.
"Don't be restrained, I saw you hiding in the shadows that day, and I didn't hide it well." THE LITTLE RICH WOMAN PUSHED SAMA IN A FRIENDLY WAY, WHICH WAS VERY KIND.
The laughter stopped abruptly, and the little rich woman crossed her hands, and she was not very embarrassed: "That day..., I was in a hurry, and I couldn't say thank you, thank you." ”
We burst into laughter: "Oh oh oh~~"
"No, no, no, it's me who should thank you," SAMA waved her hand and frowned at us to stop.
This statement also made the little rich woman a little puzzled, and she looked at SAMA suspiciously: "Thank you for me, what?" ”
SAMA scratched her head, she was shy, she was a sunny and handsome boy, but she was so squirming: "Thank you..., it's so good-looking today..."
Perfect, bro.
You're the best one today, and the skinny man and the beard are a fart.
"Hate ......"
"Okay, okay, skip such a stiff topic, it's noon soon, let's find a place to eat first, I'll have a treat."
Interrupting their hypocritical part, I stood up and played a round, and now my wallet is quite rich, and I also have the confidence to say this.
The little rich woman waved her hand: "No, I have a treat today, I couldn't thank you well that day, this time you should be given a chance." ”
"Alas, it's not appropriate, how can you be a little girl's treat? Or I'll please! ”
I shirked her kindness, how could I take back what I said, I'm a pure man, and I have a good temper?
The little rich woman didn't say anything more, but stretched out her finger and pointed to a large building in the distance, below which was the commercial street near the Comic Con, full of clothing stores and snack bars, and occasionally some large hotels.
I looked at the building, and then at the little rich woman: "What? Want to eat over there? ”
She smiled and shook her head, "I mean, that building is my family's." ”